Haikus

[gridfaniker]

Write yours down here (remember, 5-7-5)


Her snapper smelled bad
I hadn't eaten in days
Now my stomach hurts

[WYDD]

i saw the green ooze (5)
coming out of her love mound (7)
and then i threw up (5)

[slydevl]

I had to fart once
but I decided not to
now my head is big

[WYDD]

Fred is a homo
so is charlottebuilder too
next will be turbo?

[VOR]

little Napolen
sat on a rock
and blew his boneparte

[Superfluous_Nut]

the girls play outside
his hand slides into his pants
slowly simon grins

[gridfaniker]

Her boobs were massive
They hung down to her stomach
And made great speed bags

[BearBryant]

Ok..my post first post was a little too vulgar so I have changed it...

I have a big cock
Women like to play with it
then I bust a nut

[slydevl]

In and out and In
and out and in and out and
here I cum, wheeeeeeeeeeee, snore

[WYDD]

come on ride that train
and ride it woo woo come on
its a choo choo train

[gridfaniker]

She sat on my face
And glued my damned eyelids shut
Cut me, Mick, cut me

[Captain Morgan]

She did look eighteen
Her big tits are nice and firm
My cellmate is Dave

[chipshot]

This Job Kills My Soul
Time To Sneak Out For a Drink
Wild Turkey Will Do

[gridfaniker]

First robin of spring
Hops around my yard, singing
I grab my .22

[Superfluous_Nut]

babbling brook soothes me
cool water on my ankles
plop! I pinch a loaf

[Shrapnel]

Pound salt up your ass
Really, it is not a crime
There, I made mine rhyme

[LarryD]

erica was hot
alexis showed us her boobs
(but that wasn't free)

[LarryD]

young, old, gay, straight, bi
republican, democrat
man, this board DOES rock

[LarryD]

the pink slip is near
everyone clicks on 'monster'
hmm. liquor store boss...

[LarryD]

doom, gloom, all hope lost
such is life post september
for a tar heels fan

[Puttingood]

What is that that y'all are doing? That haikus thing.

[Shrapnel]

Fred loves an ass poke
He claims its better than snatch
Poor, stupid old Fred

[gutter]

Larry D, All hope
is not lost for tarheel fans.
Felton is coming.

[gutter]

I have been looking
for a certain word that rhymes
with Gridfaniker.

[LarryD]

teaching a lesson
ready, aim, spit! a hit!
don't park there, you ass

[gridfaniker]

No time to clean out
Fred forgot his enema
The Shop Vac will do

[LarryD]

duke? kansas? cincy?
watch out for the cavaliers
in the NIT

[Puttingood]

No fins, no flippers,
the gefilte fish swims
with some difficulty

[LarryD]

five seven five, putt
haikus are just syllables
they dont have to rhyme

[magnus]

lost among the crowd
miss not being on stage right now
stupid fat horn players

[magnus]

work to do all day
just want to sleep in for now
not much else to say


Talking to useless guy
works at maintaining, bling bling
keep it real beeatch

[LarryD]

time warner's new site
needs some local producers
a lateral move?

[magnus]

Hell yeah Larry D
You should get up on that one
my haikus really suck


Ooh...got one

Wu Tang clan ain't nothin
to Fuck with, Wu Tang clan ain't
nothin to fuck with
:p

[Turbo]

Originally posted by WYDD
Fred is a homo
so is charlottebuilder too
next will be turbo?

I'm flattered by your attention! hehe


I am not homo
I love the taste of pussy
Others are jealous


:)

[Farmer]

If my dog wakes me
again tommorrow morning
I swear I'll kill her

[Fred]

Company comes soon
A tall man for dinner waits
Please screw me till noon


Damn, I'm a poet and didn't even know it!

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Originally posted by LarryD
time warner's new site
needs some local producers
a lateral move?
no, no larry D
not lateral at all dude
we'd be coworkers

[SilverSurfer]

In leather and lace
I eagerly await her
She sits on my face


Uh, that's her in leather and lace, not me. :D

[Dave Newman]

Been seeking for days.
A proper contribution.
I'm clue-negative.

:(

[celyn]

between the doorway
I met a man in times pool
he speaks urgently

[Superfluous_Nut]

monument of glass
we pray thru gurgling water
pass it to the left

[Kakia69]

Originally posted by LarryD
erica was hot
alexis showed us her boobs
(but that wasn't free)


erica was cheap
sad you had to pay to see
(alexis boobs were fake too)

re-edited:

Erica was cheap
sad-you-had-to-pay-to-see
(Lexy's boobs were fake)

[chuckrichey]

man,there is some deep shit on here!i feel like i need to drop a little acid and re-read to really get the true meaning!;)

[LarryD]

Originally posted by Kakia69



erica was cheap
pity you had to pay to see
(alexis boobs were fake too)


you don't understand?
it should go five-seven-five
your post is a lie

[Shrapnel]

Kaki cannot count
Spends too much time with strap ons
She can't cook either

[Captain Morgan]

Dishes are dirty
The puppy peed on the floor
I miss my ex wife

[LarryD]

tar heels lose durant
reasons for transfer not clear
i'll bet bunting knows

[LarryD]

the in-laws are here
i think i'll go see my friend
hello, jack daniels

[Shrapnel]

Fred's ass is immence
Its also sore from riding
Baloney Ponies

[LarryD]

the in-laws aren't bad
they really help out a lot
when they go back home

[Kakia69]

Originally posted by LarryD



you don't understand?
it should go five-seven-five
your post is a lie


i can count.

i just got stuck on the pronunciation of that wenches name!!!

[meatpile]

Titty bars are strange
The men act like idiots
Why pay for cock-tease?

Lady shows her boobs
You can look, but don't touch them
Now give me money

I write these haiku
but I am a hypocrite
I like the boobies

[Captain Morgan]

My in-laws are freaks
You can be the judge yourself
On the next Springer

[slydevl]

Freedom likes to see
what he can fit in his butt
the last thing got stuck

[gridfaniker]

Fred's date was unclean
He was too good to pass up
Now fred's got shit dick

[Captain Morgan]

Fred has one big rule
That all his dates must follow
No corn for dinner

[Shrapnel]

Fred has one big tool
That all his dates must swallow
And cum for dinner

[Fred]

Dinner was a treat
The big man had a nice smile
But no bells. None, naught.

The breeders are bored
They live fantasies thru us
A rut you have caught.

Verbal cuts your goal.
Sticks and stones no longer hurt.
More harsh have we fought.

[gridfaniker]

Fred's ass is stretched out
So much it makes whistling sounds
He can play show tunes

[meatpile]

My wife disapproves
I am a chauvenist pig
I should stay at home

[Superfluous_Nut]

When reading haikus
I can't help but imagine
we sound like shatner

[Dave Newman]

Superfluous Nut...
Why would you say such a thing?
This isn't "PriceLine"!

[Superfluous_Nut]

It's something to do
With the staggered staccato
Nature of Haikus


Kirk to Enterprise
Spock seems to have lost his mind
Beam me up, Scottie


(maybe the Kirk haiku would be more like 3-2-4-3-2-3...)

[Dave Newman]

"Staggered staccato"?
Such strong alliteration!
I am envious.

[LarryD]

bats, balls and leather
what are we talking about
march 9th or the 10th?

[LarryD]

bondage, slaves, masters
a new element is here
sounds like the old south