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BearBryant
07-31-02, 07:27 PM
After receiving a few e-mails from people on the board. I decided to check out what was being said. Boy have you fucked up. I find it hard to believe that mentioned me calling you a "fucking cunt" (which you are) but failed to mention any of the pm's you sent me. Why did you not mention the 4 pms you sent cussing the Hell out of me because Puck left after I told you I had nothing to with it. I'm pretty sure Puck has told you twice that I had nothing to do with it. Since Puck is SUCH a good friend of yours, maybe you should drop her an e-mail to see how she is doing. I know she gave you her address.
How in the Hell can you say "I can dish it but cant take it" yet I START a new thread just for the purpose? You want to start shit with me? Well you got it. Good luck.
Stargazer..
I'm not near as "mean" you as think I am. I'm just brutally honest. There are several people here just as "mean" as me.
Fred..
I heard you went off on me some also but I cant find the thread to comment on it. Post a link and I'll take care of your cum gurgling ass too.
If any of you shmucks actually think I left the board because I can't take criticism, you are wrong. This board has turned to crap. Every thread started ends up about about sex, a fight or fred and his "BF". You can't even start a thread trying to thank someone without some asshole making jackass comments. Sure I make smartass comments but I don't fuck up someones thread trying to give thanks or anything similar. Yes this shit does make me want to leave the board but it's my fans like Patti, Fred, Stargazer that will never allow me to leave. Plus, I have some pretty good friends around here and that is enough to keep me around.
AND I'll be damned if I'm not going to be here for that 3rd Saturday in October PIPER!
Stargazer
07-31-02, 08:30 PM
Mean, brutally honest -- it doesn't really matter what words you use to describe it, I think some of your posts are cruel. And I agree, there are some here as mean as you, but the thread I answered was about you, so I didn't bring them up. I personally don't see any reason for anyone to be cruel to anyone else here. Why is it that some people feel that if they are on a message board, it's OK to throw civility out the window?
If you left the board because it was boring, I was wrong. The fact that you left after being called out a couple of times and took the time to delete all your posts from the last few days led me to believe otherwise. Welcome back! But please, can't you be a little less brutal in your honesty?
TBR - the official home of spite. Obey your angst.
I talked to Puck today. She just wants this whole thing to go away. She's not blaming anyone, she said she just wants to be forgotten about (I think that is sad). Being the sweetheart she is she does not want anyone fighting especially because of her. So if we can, please leave Puck out of this. This is now between you and me.
As far as the PMs I wish I had saved them so I could post them in their entirety. I do remember them though. In the first pm I used the word damn. That was the only curse word. If you have ever read any of my posts I usually use curse words as funny shit talk, not to cuss someone out. But I do admit to being angry because of jsut receiving the pm from the poster that was leaving. However, your reply to that was starting the name calling and the fuck yous, bitch blah blah blah.
The reason for the pm in the first place was that I was in the sports forum and read about some of you deleting a posters posts so they could not reach 1000. I personally don't give a rat's ass about numbers but this poster was excited about reaching 1000 and it went on for more than a day about deleting this posters posts. I got a pm from this poster saying they were tired of it and they were leaving. I pm you because you are the moderator of the sports forum and I thought you could do something about it since you were obviously in on it. But then all I got was cussed out.
Bear, I don't want to "start shit" with you. I have however gotten tired of your asshole remarks and I turned them around on you hoping you would see how it is not funny. That is what is wrong with this board, it is not funny anymore.
I also want to clear up the post Builder made about me being pissed because you did not sleep with me. Where did that shit come from. I do not nor did I ever want to sleep with you. If things like that are posted in a friendly funny way that is one thing but Builder posted it to be hurtful. That is what is not funny any more.
I really really don't want to drag this out any longer. This is the type of thread everyone is sick of.
Believe it or not I am glad you are back. And I sincerely hope we can just let this go.
bunkyboy
07-31-02, 09:33 PM
ya know what.... I'm buying BOTH of you a Sammich !!
Originally posted by BearBryant
Fred..
I heard you went off on me some also but I cant find the thread to comment on it. Post a link and I'll take care of your cum gurgling ass too. Hell, I stayed gone longer than you did! :rolleyes:
BUT- let me save you the time, energy and effort. I believe I said quote/unquote something to the effect of........... "I hope the pig that shit you out comes back to eat you!"
No need to thank me. Have a nice day.
mramailman
07-31-02, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by BearBryant
You can't even start a thread trying to thank someone without some asshole making jackass comments.
My comment that day was more towards the Canadian than at you, you might want to get your head out of your ass on that one.
The rest is shit because that's how you are, which I have no problem with, you are how you are and I'm sure you aren't like that in person but that's how you are on here. A case can be made that after all shit you've given others on the board that my one comment really didn't warrant your explosion.
Have a good day :)
bunkyboy
07-31-02, 09:40 PM
Fred ---
I'll make you a sammich, too.
bunkyboy
07-31-02, 09:43 PM
mailman---
mayo or mustard? or both?
Stargazer
07-31-02, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by bunkyboy
mailman---
mayo or mustard? or both?
Well now I'm just feeling plain damn left out! :( I get hungry too!
Originally posted by BearBryant
[B]Fred..
I heard you went off on me some also but I cant find the thread to comment on it. Post a link and I'll take care of your cum gurgling ass too.
Oh, and before you jump at what "you heard" you might wanna get your fucking facts straight. I found the link about what I "said." And no, I have deleted no post since i have been back. So maybe you might wanna check out who you "heard" it from and consider the source next time asshole!
http://www.thisboardrocks.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10403
bunkyboy
07-31-02, 09:48 PM
star--
i got a couple of fresh baked white chocolate macadamia nut cookies set aside just for you.
and a sammich too.
mramailman
07-31-02, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by bunkyboy
mayo or mustard? or both?
Mustard only hold the mayo, I hate that crap. :barf:
gottalaff
07-31-02, 09:52 PM
Can't we all just get along???? But what the hell do I know, I basically just "lurk" around here... :D ....... and everybody have a nice day......
Stargazer
07-31-02, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by bunkyboy
star--
i got a couple of fresh baked white chocolate macadamia nut cookies set aside just for you.
and a sammich too.
Yum! ;)
voyergirl
07-31-02, 11:47 PM
:rolleyes: this place is getting sad, it better rain really soon!
wolverine
07-31-02, 11:53 PM
Where is the love at?
agree with Fred. It's awful stupid to sit there and complain about someone arguing and being an ass with them, when those were the hallmarks of the involvement of that person. If that's how I wanted to go out, that's fine, but I don't know that I could sit there and complain about the effects or complain when the tide was turned.
Puttingood
08-01-02, 12:11 AM
this place is getting sad, it better rain really soon!
really hard.
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Puttingood
this place is getting sad, it better rain really soon!
really hard.
okay now can ya blame me for thinking dirty with that simple response?
Puttingood
08-01-02, 12:16 AM
No ! I can't blame you for anything. It's apparently in your jeans.:rolleyes:
wolverine
08-01-02, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by Puttingood
No ! I can't blame you for anything. It's apparently in your jeans.:rolleyes:
Can I look?:D
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Puttingood
No ! I can't blame you for anything. It's apparently in your jeans.:rolleyes:
i'm not wearing any lmao
wolverine
08-01-02, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by voyergirl
i'm not wearing any lmao
And a second time, can I look?:D
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by wolverine
And a second time, can I look?:D
lol i guess if you have really good eyesight you can lol:cool:
Puttingood
08-01-02, 12:21 AM
Do us all a favor and put some on.
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Puttingood
Do us all a favor and put some on.
nope, and i wouldn't do you a favor :D
wolverine
08-01-02, 12:22 AM
:p
Puttingood
08-01-02, 12:25 AM
nope, and i wouldn't do you a favor
Thank you :)
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:28 AM
:thinking: :barf:
Puttingood
08-01-02, 12:30 AM
Gonna bring down the locust upon us ?:rolleyes:
Originally posted by BearBryant
This board has turned to crap. Every thread started ends up about about sex, a fight or fred and his "BF".
well ya know Bear, at least I didn't make up an identify for my bf, actually post FOR him, have his name as my sig and his pic as my avatar like you did with your gf "babe."
You may want to look into getting that 2x4 out of your own ass before you start talking about the dick in mine!
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:32 AM
Hi Fred! :wavey:
Hi VG. Do you never sleep?
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Fred
Hi VG. Do you never sleep?
sometimes yeah :stoned2: lol
Past mine- I am just too fried to walk down the hall :sarcastic
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:38 AM
;) get on your hands and knees.....and CRAWL!
I only get on my hands and knees for one thing and it's ain't Friday night yet!
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:41 AM
ummm okay lol:flipgrin:
night. time to crawl.......
voyergirl
08-01-02, 12:45 AM
night night
So Bear is back...
:roflmao:
Tiorted Snoil
08-01-02, 09:34 AM
he never left...basically, all of the drama queens were hoping he had left and were having a "drama queen field day" with it. jeezus christ, look at some of the shit that was written in this thread. some people need to get a life outside of tbr.
BearBryant
08-01-02, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by Fred
"I hope the pig that shit you out comes back to eat you!"
THAT'S IT?? No wonder I never saw it. You are getting soft in your old age Fred.
Originally posted by Tiorted Snoil
he never left...basically, all of the drama queens were hoping he had left and were having a "drama queen field day" with it. jeezus christ, look at some of the shit that was written in this thread. some people need to get a life outside of tbr. Look man, nobody has touched the topic all morning- stop stirring the pot.
slydevl
08-01-02, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Fred
Look man, nobody has touched the topic all morning- stop stirring the pot.
Fred must have heard the words drama queen and wondered what people were saying about him
BearBryant
08-01-02, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by mramailman
My comment that day was more towards the Canadian than at you, you might want to get your head out of your ass on that one.
ohhh...So you were actually asking Cooter if he used me to go out on my boat huh? Not that I used him to find my anchor hatch? Sorry my fault. I must have misread that. Then you wanted to debate Cooter's girlfriends looks in the same thread? Sorry I thought you talking about Leslie. Please accept my apoligies. Have a good day.
Originally posted by BearBryant
THAT'S IT?? No wonder I never saw it. You are getting soft in your old age Fred.
No Bear, I think this one is actually much better. You getting caught accusing others of the exact same stuff you do yourself. But when you do it, it's fine. But God forbid when anyone else do it.
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Originally posted by BearBryant
This board has turned to crap. Every thread started ends up about about sex, a fight or fred and his "BF".
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well ya know Bear, at least I didn't make up an identify for my bf, actually post FOR him, have his name as my sig and his pic as my avatar like you did with your gf "babe."
You may want to look into getting that 2x4 out of your own ass before you start talking about the dick in mine!
Let's all take two and we'll restart this whole thing in the morning...
Originally posted by slydevl
Fred must have heard the words drama queen and wondered what people were saying about him
Don't you need to go to the bathroom and see if you have anyone's poodle up your ass or something?
Originally posted by Fred
Look man, nobody has touched the topic all morning- stop stirring the pot.
I tried Lainey. I'm leaving them alone, maybe he'll get so pissed off, he'll have a stroke or something and nature will take care of itself.
slydevl
08-01-02, 09:57 AM
The difference fred is that most of us enjoy looking at Babe as much as we can. I stopped even reacting to hearing about logging chains up your ass about the fifth time I heard about it.
I couldnt give a fuck what you and your boyfriend are doing each and every fucking weekend but for some reason you feel the need to bore us we the details at every possible chance.
My wife and I are probably going to stay in tonight, cook dinner, and go to bed. Bout as exciting as most of your posts lately.
BearBryant
08-01-02, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Fred
well ya know Bear, at least I didn't make up an identify for my bf, actually post FOR him, have his name as my sig and his pic as my avatar like you did with your gf "babe."
Actually Larry thought of the name "BabeBryant". She is a real person. She is a member of this board and she does her own posting. A few people have met from TBR have met her. Maybe one day you can too.
slydevl
08-01-02, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Fred
Don't you need to go to the bathroom and see if you have anyone's poodle up your ass or something?
Nice one fatass! You arent even the least bit creative. The only thing funny about this post is the irony of you asking someone else if they have foreign objects up their ass.
BearBryant
08-01-02, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by Lainey
So Bear is back...
I was missing you Lainey;)
Sly- We are more alike than you'll ever know. No logging chains, no wild parties, no drugs... this one is just a nice guy. The extent of me talking about him has mostly been what we have done nonsexually. If me talking about that nice guy in a nonsexual manner bothers anyone, I am sorry. But it's honestly hard to control my excitement, anticipation about the future and the possibilities of my dreams could fall together after all these years. BUT- if it drives people that crazy when I say that me and the bf went out to dinner, I will refrain from that from now on.
slydevl
08-01-02, 10:08 AM
Fred we are all happy you are in a stable and happy relationship me just as much as anyone. I just don't want to hear the mundane details. You are not the only one on the board who is dating or in a new relationship but seem to post inordinate amounts about it. Hell I may be the only one who feels like this and if so I apologize. I understand your excitement and am happy for you.
Captain Morgan
08-01-02, 10:09 AM
Good morning, Bear. Beautiful day. Humidity seems to be down. Will be a great afternoon for golf. Tell Leslie hi for me and pick up Oscar and give him a big hug for me. :)
Tiorted Snoil
08-01-02, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Fred
Sly- We are more alike than you'll ever know. No logging chains, no wild parties, no drugs... this one is just a nice guy. The extent of me talking about him has mostly been what we have done nonsexually. If me talking about that nice guy in a nonsexual manner bothers anyone, I am sorry. But it's honestly hard to control my excitement, anticipation about the future and the possibilities of my dreams could fall together after all these years. BUT- if it drives people that crazy when I say that me and the bf went out to dinner, I will refrain from that from now on.
you are the guy who talked about slipping him a viaga, right? you wanted to convert him from a pitcher to a catcher to a backstop to an outfielder or something like that? you are the guy who uses the term "going to get dick" when describing your visits, right?
sorry dude, sly is right on in his analysis. when's your buddy muff gonna come and stick up for you?
slydevl
08-01-02, 10:11 AM
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Tell Leslie hi for me and pick up Oscar and give him a big hug for me. :)
Seems innocent enough until you realize that Oscar is Bears pet name for HIS DICK!
Puttingood
08-01-02, 10:13 AM
I was missing you Lainey posted by Bear
Did you miss me-- Bear ?
And Lainey, did you miss me ?
I kind of missed Sly and Boo.:)
Distorted Tail,
I can handle myself just fine and don't need Muff's assistance. But thanks for asking.
BearBryant
08-01-02, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Good morning, Bear. Beautiful day. Humidity seems to be down. Will be a great afternoon for golf. Tell Leslie hi for me and pick up Oscar and give him a big hug for me. :)
Good morning Morgan. Yes it is a beatiful day. Humidity is a little high where I am. I have to work this afternoon but I would love to hit the links Friday afternoon. I will tell Leslie "hi" for you but I will not pick up Oscar. He bites me in the face.
Captain Morgan
08-01-02, 10:14 AM
It's actually worse than that, Sly. Oscar is Leslie's little terrier who tore up Bear's face and sent him to the hospital back in March. Seems little Oscar doesn't like to be picked up.
BearBryant
08-01-02, 10:15 AM
Putt! Of course I missed you!
Puttingood
08-01-02, 10:18 AM
Putt! Of course I missed you!
Thanks Bear ! You a swell guy !:)
Does anybody ever miss me?
Tiorted Snoil
08-01-02, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by slans
Does anybody ever miss me?
you're not doing it right. the first thing you have to do is go off an a tangent about something silly and say you are leaving because of it. then people will cry and say they didn't want you to leave...and they will accuse others of causing you to leave. then tomorrow you can comeback to the delight of many who will say "welcome back."
don't forget to delete a lot of your posts before you leave, it adds to the effect.
Puttingood
08-01-02, 10:33 AM
Does anybody ever miss me? posted by slans
Yeah, I do. I don't cotton much to that formula 1 racing stuff but I think you are an A-OK guy.:)
BearBryant
08-01-02, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by Tiorted Snoil
don't forget to delete a lot of your posts before you leave, it adds to the effect.
I'm still working on deleting all of my posts. Anyone want to help?
You know, I had to have some help getting over some things. I thought I would take all my knowledge and enlighten all of you so you can be as serene as I am today.
You don't have to thank me. Just follow these and TBR will be a much better place.
1. We admitted we were powerless over other posters; that our board had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Moderator greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our threads and our posts over to the care of TBR as we understood it.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our board.
5. Admitted to Larry, to ourselves and to Putt the nature of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Larry delete all these defects of posting.
7. Humbly asked Larry to remove all our shortcomings in grammar and spelling.
8. Made a list of all posters we had harmed and became willing to make polls with lists to include them all.
9. Made direct polls for such posters wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others by leaving them out.
10. Continued to take posting inventory and when we were wrong, promptly deleted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with TBR as we understood it, praying only for knowledge of TBR’s will, and the posts to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to postaholics, and practice these principles in all our posts.
:D
builder
08-01-02, 10:43 AM
Lainey....I'm sorry, but that deserves it's own thread.
btw: I'm extremely serene as well.
slydevl
08-01-02, 10:47 AM
Lainey that is some funny stuff. :applause:
Captain Morgan
08-01-02, 10:48 AM
Are we now friends of Larry D?
The 12 steps of TBR. Thank you Lainey.
Puttingood
08-01-02, 10:50 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
Excellent advice Lainey ! We can only hope that your inteeligent words will be heeded by all and that we can become one together.
yeah, one together, Lainey and Putt, brb :D
bunkyboy
08-01-02, 10:51 AM
I'll be picking out a thermos for you. No ordinary thermos will do.
Bunky, thank you for the sammich!!
bunkyboy
08-01-02, 11:01 AM
why cwertwinly
Originally posted by Tiorted Snoil
you're not doing it right. the first thing you have to do is go off an a tangent about something silly and say you are leaving because of it. then people will cry and say they didn't want you to leave...and they will accuse others of causing you to leave. then tomorrow you can comeback to the delight of many who will say "welcome back."
don't forget to delete a lot of your posts before you leave, it adds to the effect.
K I will kept this in mind when the time comes!! ;)
Originally posted by Puttingood
Does anybody ever miss me? posted by slans
Yeah, I do. I don't cotton much to that formula 1 racing stuff but I think you are an A-OK guy.:)
THX PUT
:xyzthumbs
Yeah, I do. I don't cotton much to that formula 1 racing stuff but I think you are an A-OK guy.
Hey...watch it!!! It's not just the cannucks anymore!
voyergirl
12-17-04, 04:47 PM
we are the best comedy on the air right now.
chuckrichey
12-17-04, 09:39 PM
bear needs to come out of retirement so he can get the 81 posts back :xyzthumbs
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