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Thelt
08-29-06, 11:18 AM
which one would you rob and why?
chipshot
08-29-06, 11:21 AM
Citizens Bank in Michigan. They are morons and deserve it.
THE GUTTER
08-29-06, 11:24 AM
Cooperative Bank here in Wilmington. I figure by the name they wouldn't give me any static.
Shrapnel
08-29-06, 11:28 AM
Cliff's Bank & Laundromat in Bugtussell

They keep about $440 in a draw to cash the checks and sometimes Phyllis forgets to lock it at lunch.
Trace
08-29-06, 11:32 AM
Sperm..
Thelt
08-29-06, 11:36 AM
If you are wildly successfull in the robery do not quit your job and then move out of the doublewide and into a $500k mansion. Just FYI....
kshead
08-29-06, 11:41 AM
If you are wildly successfull in the robery do not quit your job and then move out of the doublewide and into a $500k mansion. Just FYI....

Well, at that point - when you talk millions - the question really becomes.....how much do you think you'd need to take to disappear?
Shrapnel
08-29-06, 12:20 PM
Well, at that point - when you talk millions - the question really becomes.....how much do you think you'd need to take to disappear?
About $440
Thelt
08-29-06, 12:48 PM
I remember those goobers who robbed the armored car a few years ago and got away with it until they started being stupid about it.
PantherMills
08-29-06, 01:33 PM
Thieves in Brazil have stolen up to $65m (£36m) after tunnelling into a bank in what police say could be the country's biggest bank heist.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4133388.stm
Abinedab
10-24-06, 04:28 AM
wouldn't. It's just plain wrong. And, sooner or later, you'll screw up and give yourself away. And, after you died, you'd have to answer to God, as to why you did it.
Thelt
10-24-06, 08:57 AM
wouldn't. It's just plain wrong. And, sooner or later, you'll screw up and give yourself away. And, after you died, you'd have to answer to God, as to why you did it.

Thanks you talked me out of it....
Guest
10-24-06, 11:10 AM
Wachovia......they have been robbing me for months.
builder
10-25-06, 07:56 AM
Wachovia......they have been robbing me for months.

:newsmile56:
Freakshow
10-25-06, 08:59 AM
Easy. The Wachovia in the University Shops. They have more foot traffic than any other Wachovia...EVERY freaking Mexican and laborer in Charlotte seems to come in there on Friday to cash their checks. This means the tellers have a ton of cash... :newsmile62:
WilliamJ
10-25-06, 05:10 PM
if you were smart you'd plan on getting caught but stash the biggest portion in an offshore account and do the time and when you get out, live large in a country that won't extradite you.
Ballpark
10-26-06, 09:43 AM
if you were smart you'd plan on getting caught but stash the biggest portion in an offshore account and do the time and when you get out, live large in a country that won't extradite you.

If you already served the time, why do you need to live in a country without extradition?!?
Guest
10-26-06, 09:50 AM
If you already served the time, why do you need to live in a country without extradition?!?

they will still want the money and won't allow you to spend it just because you served 7 out of a 15 years sentence.
Guest
10-26-06, 09:52 AM
if you were smart you'd plan on getting caught but stash the biggest portion in an offshore account and do the time and when you get out, live large in a country that won't extradite you.

I think you are on to something.....you can take the fall and I'll protect the money until you get out.....then we can split it.:biggrina: