lawn jockeys

[gridfaniker]

is there a place out there where you can get lawn jockeys of different ethnic backgrounds. I have several planted in the hedgerow to scare away woodchucks, squirrels, lemurs and whatthefucknot. But the neighbor's Vietnamese pot-bellied pig seems to be unfazed and continually roots around in my motherfucking rutabega patch.

[vpkozel]

Why don't you just buy a little outfit for saidc and have him stand out there?

[meatpile]

Burn your neighbor's house down and blame it on the jews.

[gridfaniker]

Why don't you just buy a little outfit for saidc and have him stand out there?


I have a white one, three blacks, a Mexican and an Italian.

[slydevl]

a Mexican and an Italian.

I'm pretty sure you have sadic's ethnicity covered between the two of those but I'm not sure which.