Anyone heard the latest ACC joke?

[mathmajors]

The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill

[wolverine]

Already heard that one!:D

[mathmajors]

Originally posted by wolverine
Already heard that one!:D

That's not possible. I just made it up on the way home a while ago - and I didn't tell anyone.:(

[Fro]

:rolleyes:

Damn, that was soooo fuckin funny.

[mathmajors]

Originally posted by AfroSmurf
:rolleyes:

Damn, that was soooo fuckin funny.

Wuh oh. Having a bad time of it, 'Fro?

Originally posted by mathmajors
The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill hhhhhaaaaaaaaa this so funey did you hear the joke about dook beening 0- 11 this suck i parying for 0-22 this wouid b so cool

[Y2Buddy]

Originally posted by dukeheaterunc1baby
hhhhhaaaaaaaaa this so funey did you hear the joke about dook beening 0- 11 this suck i parying for 0-22 this wouid b so cool

Now that's funny!

[mathmajors]

Originally posted by dukeheaterunc1baby
hhhhhaaaaaaaaa this so funey did you hear the joke about dook beening 0- 11 this suck i parying for 0-22 this wouid b so cool

Why, Dukey, I think you've mistaken me for a Duke fan!

[slydevl]

Dukey thinks anyone who attacks UNC is a Duke fan

[Piper]

Actually, I thought the ACC was the the joke.

[Quick Willie]

Yea, I heard the latest and it goes something like this:

A student from UNC was driving from Chapel Hill to Raleigh and at the same time a student from State was driving from Raleigh to Chapel Hill. In the middle of the night, with no other cars on the road, they hit each other head on with both vehicles flying off in different directions.

The State student managed to climb off his tractor and surveyed the damage. He looked at his twisted tractor and says, " Man I'm really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the UNC student scrambled out of his car and looked at the wreckage. He too says to himself, " I can't believe I survived this wreck.

The State student walks over to the UNC student and says, " hey man, I think this is a sign from GOD that we should put aside our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals, " the UNC student thinks for a moment and says, " you know, you're absolutely right, we should be friends, now I'm going to see what else survived this wreck".

So the UNC student pops open his trunk and finds a full bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the State student, " I think this is another sign from GOD that we should toast to our new found understanding of friendship".

The State student says, " you're right, and grabs the bottle and starts sucking down the Jack Daniels. After putting away nearly 3/4's of the bottle the State student hands the bottle to the UNC student and says, " your turn". The UNC student twist the cap back on the bottle and says,

" Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up".

:D :D TAR HEEL TO THE BONE :D :D

[wolverine]

hell yeah
UNC always on top

[Fro]

Originally posted by Quick Willie
Yea, I heard the latest and it goes something like this:

A student from UNC was driving...

Now THAT was funny! :D

[HPCatFan]

An Indiana fan, a Duke fan, a Carolina fan, and a State fan were hiking up a mountain one day, arguing all the way up about who had the most devoted, ardent fans for their team. Each fan felt that their team had the most rabid fans and that they were the best.

When they reached the summit of the mountain, the Indiana fan yelled "THIS IS FOR THE HOOSIERS!!!" and jumped off the mountain to his death, the ultimate sacrifice.

Not to be outdone, the Duke fan yelled "THIS IS FOR THE BLUE DEVILS!!" and also jumped to his death.

The State fan stepped up and yelled, "THIS IS FOR THE WOLFPACK!!!" and promptly shoved the Carolina fan down the mountain. :D :D :D
GO WOLFPACK.

[slydevl]

You'll never find me hiking up a damn mountain but I will gladly gorge myself on beer and hot wings for my team.

[BearBryant]

Originally posted by Piper
Actually, I thought the ACC was the the joke.

BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA.....Now That is funny!

our conference won't be joking come tourney time, that's for DAMN sure.

i thinks the beast joke going to be when dook and ST going to lose befor the finel 4 hhhhhaaaaaaa dook and ST all the way to no where

[gutter]

Coach K, Bobby Knight, Rick Pitino, and Dean Smith all died and went to heaven. As they were arguing over who was the greatest coach of all time, a white shining light caught their attention.

It was GOD sitting before them on a magnificant throne. So Coach Knight being the most vocal of the bunch, said "hey GOD, settle this argument for us. I think I am the greatest coach of all time. I won it all and put up with ridicule my entire coaching career and still won over 800 games. Pitino not to be outdone, said" I'm the greatest coach ever. I won at the college and professional level, and my fans loved me even after I coached at their arch enemy. Coach K spoke up. "SQUEAK, SQUEAK, SQUEAK." And I won three titles and the people of New Jersey absolutely adore me." Then miracously morphed into a giant rat.

So Dean walked up and said, "I am the winningest coach of all time. My people think I'm god and your sitting in my chair."

i dont thinks that heaven that heaven want to do any thinks with Coach (SUCK) K i thinks hell mit want him