Vulgar sounding words that really aren't

[gridfaniker]

I always thought kumquat and conundrum were words that may sound offensive to someone who didn't know their meaning. They just sound vulgar.

Say a woman casually suggested to a stranger, as they browsed at the fresh fruit display of a buffet, that he "try the kumquat, it's delicious." If he didn't know better, he might think he was being propositioned. Or a woman, having just dropped several shopping bags, is bent over, trying desperately and unsuccessfully to pick them all up. Each time she grasps one, another falls to the ground. A man walks up and says "that's quite a conundrum." He just might get his face slapped.

Maybe I'm out of line here. I don't really give a fuck.

[celyn]

Originally posted by gridfaniker
Maybe I'm out of line here. I don't really give a fuck.




thats EXACTLY why I love you Grid!:D :D :D


you're my HERO!!!!!:p :p :p

[Farmer]

the Moroccan dish, "couscous" - looks kinda like rice or grits - but it sounds kinda vulgar.....

[Lainey]

Innuendo sounds sorta funny.

[Piper]

Spackle is an odd one. "Honey, can you squirt out some of that spackle for me?"

[gridfaniker]

Dichotomy

Like, if builder's on the rag, he might say, "Dammit, Fred, get your dichotomy."

[gutter]

matriculate
titilate
dickie
cumberbun
friction


I don't give a Coach K's ares either.:p

[gridfaniker]

plowboy
plumb bob
pompon

[gutter]

I can't believe i forgot poppycock and ballcock. I mean c'mon, who named that thing in your commode a ballcock. Fred?

[celyn]

Originally posted by gutter
I don't give a Coach K's ares either.:p


what is this gutter, you think I'm so easy that I spread my love to whoever wants it now?:mad: :mad:




:p :p :p


oh yea, you BETTER WATCH what you say about that mans hiney:D :D :D

[WYDD]

how bout phrases?? I always thought the phrase "let's go clean the kitchen" sounded somewhat sexual.

[bunkyboy]

Originally posted by gridfaniker
Dichotomy

Like, if builder's on the rag, he might say, "Dammit, Fred, get your dichotomy."

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[mathmajors]

How about celebrity names? Harry Gant comes to mind. Then there's the all-time great: Dick Trickle.

[celyn]

Originally posted by mathmajors
Then there's the all-time great: Dick Trickle.



sounds like a STD or something huh?

two men are at a Dr office and one leans over to the other and asks him what he's here about and the guy says...


I got Dick Trickle:D :D :D :D

[slydevl]

What do UNC players get instead of jock itch?

Dick Crum

[The Brain]

What about the word TITTIES ... not a DAMN thing wrong with it... and FUCK the Charlotte.com whiners that don't like it

[gutter]

Originally posted by celyn



what is this gutter, you think I'm so easy that I spread my love to whoever wants it now?:mad: :mad:




:p :p :p


oh yea, you BETTER WATCH what you say about that mans hiney:D :D :D



You're not a dook fan are ya celyn? i would hate to lower my opinion of you.:eek:

[slydevl]

Brain you should make a new avatar with the word Titties. Hell why you are at it through in cunt too.

[Superfluous_Nut]

in·vag·i·nate
tr. & intr.v. in·vag·i·nat·ed, in·vag·i·nat·ing, in·vag·i·nates
To enclose or become enclosed in or as if in a sheath.
To turn or become turned inward.
To infold or become infolded so as to form a hollow space within a previously solid structure, as in the formation of a gastrula from a blastula.


nig·gard·ly
adj.
Grudging and petty in giving or spending.
Meanly small; scanty or meager: left the waiter a niggardly tip.


and BTW, it's "cummerbund" not "cumberbun".

[gutter]

Thanks for clarifying that for me. I've been worried all day.

[TW1GGY]

How about some names like:

Afilia
How do you get Dick out of Richard....... ok that didn't come out how I ment for it to... Damnit never mind....

Pussy Willow
Led Zepplin- Damn that a vulgar sound

[mathmajors]

Originally posted by TW1GGY
How do you get Dick out of Richard

More like: How do you get the Dick out of Richard?

[The Brain]

Originally posted by slydevl
Brain you should make a new avatar with the word Titties. Hell why you are at it through in cunt too.

I would but I think these avatars are too small... anyone know the MAX size I can use for one???

[mathmajors]

Originally posted by The Brain


I would but I think these avatars are too small... anyone know the MAX size I can use for one???

Look in the profile help. It says it in there. Something like 100x100.

[Superfluous_Nut]

50x50

There's also a 20k limit, I think.

[Patti]

Mike Hunt!! Is Mike Hunt here??

[celyn]

Originally posted by gutter




You're not a dook fan are ya celyn? i would hate to lower my opinion of you.:eek:



You will not blasphemy that mans name in my house gutter!!!!!!


LOWER AWAY BABY!!!!!


don't you know that all the hot woman on the board are Duke fans.



Me and Laine!:D :D :D

[slydevl]

and all the hot men too celyn :D

[Miss tery]

Originally posted by Patti
Mike Hunt!! Is Mike Hunt here??

You never worked for the Greensboro Jaycees at the GGO did you?

[Miss tery]

Uvula.....conjoin.

[SilverSurfer]

Originally posted by slydevl
and all the hot men too celyn :D

Yeah - what he said. :D

[jazzredcat]

sucks--as lousy; or not cutting it, not up to speed.
generally in the wrong place/wrong time

[Captain Morgan]

Caulk.

As Fred walked into the bathroom with his friend from Georgia to find the ointment for his sore nipple, he noticed a puddle of water on the floor and said, "I really need to get some caulk in the shower."

[Dave Newman]

I spent most of the day stuck in Monroe. Then he relaxed.

[jazzredcat]

shaft--the long handle of a spear; main body of an arrow[etc.]
to treat unfairly or harshly
screw--to turn or move with a twisting or writhing motion;
but can mean "to compulate with"
Uoooooo

[slydevl]

weiner schnitzel

[tamera67]

penetrate is a very sexual word despite how someone might be using it

also, my 6 year old son gets a hoot out of the word crotch.

[Patti]

Originally posted by Miss_tery


You never worked for the Greensboro Jaycees at the GGO did you?

No but I saw the movie Porky's.

[Shrapnel]

My favorite is cock-eyed

[gridfaniker]

bonefish
flapper


up until the time I starting visiting this board, spelunker was innocent if rearely used part of my vocabulary. Now when I hear it, it conjures up images of a women looking up from the crotch of another woman, her face looking like a smiling glazed donut and her eyelids glued shut.

[Shrapnel]

Originally posted by gridfaniker
a women looking up from the crotch of another woman, her face looking like a smiling glazed donut and her eyelids glued shut.

I do believe that is the Webster's definition

[Bootay]

Lickety-split.

[Honeygirl]

I get the giggles when someone offers me a portion of "spotted Dick".......the pudding that is. It's actually really delicious - but how could they ruin this with such a wobbly name!

I don't know if you guys have snapper over there (a type of fish), but that always sounds like genitalia to me.

And the term "rooting" as in "we're rooting for you!"...over here, that means bonking. :) I always get the giggles something terrible when I hear people say that. :D

[fatman]

cockalorum

[articulatekitten]

The phrase "come clean" conjures up all sorts of (I'm sure) unintended images for me . . . :D

[jazzbluescat]

******t is a bassoon

Similar to the derogatory term for a homosexual.

[PantherPaul]

Hummus

[lushboobs]

rod
bone
bung
donut hole
gluteus
skank
muff
beaver
snatch
head
lick
dick
dong
thick
climax
explode
hot
juicy
wet
cherry
suck
crack
doggie
hole
slam
69
horny
virginia
angina
petunia
camel toe
package
bulge
gorge
canyon
crevice
chasm
knob
balls
knocker
train
load
wad
hard
gynecological oncologist
melons
weiner
pussy
kitty
meatball
porkchop
sausage
bust
sheath
excretion
vulva
stamen
sea men
gap
cranny
gag
oblong
wax
lube
bang
bulge
hairy
pogo stick
slinky
wiffle ball
squash
handball
sack
cream
flush
cumbersome
harangue
crumpet
biscuit
gravy
muffin
blunt
cupcake
tart
quaffing
slurp
coif
jockey
jock
joint
bulbous
bumper car
cocker spaniel
cocka doodle doo
glockenshpiel
englebert humperdink
:)

[jazzbluescat]

Geez lushboobs,
...so basically wha'cher saying is the English language is vulgar(?).
:D

[WilliamJ]

Motherfucker and cocksucker always sounded vulgar to me.

[lushboobs]

Originally posted by jazzredcat
Geez lushboobs,
...so basically wha'cher saying is the English language is vulgar(?).
:D

Well jazz,

Most of it... sure =)

[chipshot]

squat thrust
squeeze box

[WilliamJ]

cunt.

I always thought that cunt had a very vulgar ring to it.

[chipshot]

Bung Hammer

[chipshot]

Bung Wrench

[chipshot]

Bung Hole