View Full Version : I started my atkins diet today.
Figured since i'm unemployed, i could get up and work out for an hour or two today. Today was the hour, hopefully tomorrow will be two. But, do i look like i've lost any weight to you guys?
Originally posted by WYDD
Figured since i'm unemployed, i could get up and work out for an hour or two today. Today was the hour, hopefully tomorrow will be two. But, do i look like i've lost any weight to you guys?
didn't think they'd be many like minded men named atkins around here.
Agent Smith
11-11-02, 11:45 AM
Do you have a revised work out plan yet?
You tend to lose a good deal of muscle on that diet.
And yes, you do look thinner already.
Captain Morgan
11-11-02, 11:46 AM
Diddy---do you play racquetball? Basketball? Do you like watching movies about gladiators?
i have no muscle. Therefore, i cannot lose any. My goal is to one day look like captain morgan.
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Diddy---do you play racquetball? Basketball? Do you like watching movies about gladiators?
see i get that. I mentioned the movie airplane in one of my posts. Now you're gonna ask me about gladiator movies and such. Or if i have ever been to a turkish prison camp. I play basketball and soccer.
Captain Morgan
11-11-02, 11:51 AM
Do you find it difficult to play basketball and soccer at the same time? I don't think I'm coordinated enough to do that. But, if you just wanna play basketball sometime at lunch, lemme know. Lunch for me is from 10am until I go to bed.
you would think that playing soccer and b-ball at the same time would be difficult. But, i have learned how to use my penis as something other than a towel holder while i walk around my apartment naked. I now dribble and shoot with my penis while i dribble a soccer ball with my feet and actually play gameboy with my hands.
I also eat lunch.
BigMark
11-11-02, 11:56 AM
i used to dribble with my penis, but the meds cleared that right up...
...almost, anyway.
see, i've devised a before and after chart to show what kind of results i think will happen:
BigMark
11-11-02, 12:05 PM
sad thing is you look happier in the before... not sure if it's the belly or the Winger t-shirt you're enjoying more.
well, they say fat people are jolly. Plus, you know that like athletic badasses don't smile in pictures.
Captain Morgan
11-11-02, 12:11 PM
Maybe we can start an unemployed person basketball league?
Sly
WYDDY
Patti
Sally
Wossa (temp)
Me (part time)
Silver (can join in 2 weeks)
Anyone else?
eh, wossa is a unc fan. We need people that know how to win on our team. And since none of the rest of us guys are winners either, we'll just let patti shoot.
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Maybe we can start an unemployed person basketball league?
Sly
WYDDY
Patti
Sally
Wossa (temp)
Me (part time)
Silver (can join in 2 weeks)
Anyone else?
I don't have a job!
Captain Morgan
11-11-02, 12:20 PM
There we go. Muc against everyone else! I suppose we'd have to play losers outs since we're all losers.
you're just a total fuckin ray of sunshine today!
mathmajors
11-11-02, 12:39 PM
Jeez, sly, I didn't know you were unemployed. Sorry about that.
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Maybe we can start an unemployed person basketball league?
Sly
WYDDY
Patti
Sally
Wossa (temp)
Me (part time)
Silver (can join in 2 weeks)
Anyone else?
Can I coach I've got more experience at this than most of you.
only if you tell wossa that 4 corners doesn't work when you are already losing.
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