View Full Version : Time to come clean, where have you urinated?
boo-urns
03-05-02, 09:54 AM
I once woke up still drunk from the night before at a friends house back in high school and proceeded to pee in his family laundry hamper...I never told anyone.
At a college party I once peed in someone's stridex pad container and shampoo bottle before finishing in the bathtub.
I spelled my name with my urination on a sidewalk back in college.
I peed in my roommates ranch dressing back in college when he didn't pay me back on a loan...I told him after the dressing had been consumed.
I have urinated out car windows while driving down the freeway.
When I lived in a college dorm, I peed in a clothes dryer full of someone's clothes.
slydevl
03-05-02, 10:00 AM
I have done the clothes dryer thing. I also peed in a frozen foods section (opened up the door and went at it) in a Harris Teeter at about 3AM one morning. If any of yall had a funny tasting Tostinos pizza about 2 years ago you can thank me later.
EWWWWWWW.....
And Y'all talk about Yankees
meatpile
03-05-02, 10:01 AM
I pissed on *beneath* the screen at the Charlottetown when 'SPies Like Us' was playing.
Puttingood
03-05-02, 10:21 AM
Freeways ! Durn, when I was young, I wasn't much on sticking it out the window unless it was to knock down a mailbox or to slap some one off a bicycle.:)
mathmajors
03-05-02, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by boo-urns
I once woke up still drunk from the night before at a friends house back in high school and proceeded to pee in his family laundry hamper...I never told anyone.
At a college party I once peed in someone's stridex pad container and shampoo bottle before finishing in the bathtub.
I spelled my name with my urination on a sidewalk back in college.
I peed in my roommates ranch dressing back in college when he didn't pay me back on a loan...I told him after the dressing had been consumed.
I have urinated out car windows while driving down the freeway.
When I lived in a college dorm, I peed in a clothes dryer full of someone's clothes.
Might have been easier to name the thread, 'Where have you NOT urinated?':)
I once took a piss on the steps of the hemmingway mansion, but there probably isn't any place anywhere in the key's that hasn't been pissed on at least once.
slydevl
03-05-02, 10:28 AM
Including most of the people VOR
first GOOD LAUGH of the day.
i assume pools, oceans, showers are all givens.
SandMan
03-05-02, 10:35 AM
In college, a buddy and I had secured a study room in the library which was hard to come by. To get our creative juices flowing we snuck in a 12 pack of beer, halfway through we both had to pee at the same time... unwilling to give up our room, we stepped over to the corner (out of view from passer bys) we simply pissed in the trashcan before we left there was at least a good 8-9 inches of urine in the trashcan...
Freakshow
03-05-02, 10:36 AM
Sly, remember Chris C? We crashed at some Winthrop girl's house and he woke up and pissed all over her CD's and tapes. Fucked them all up.
Me...Stairwells. Parking decks. Off balconies in college. Shit, I haven't pissed anywhere "cool."
the sink of many bar bathrooms.
Including the ladies room if necessary.
Used to do it all the time at Holly's in Blowing Rock.
The girls really got pissed when they catch you doin it, but they learned not to fuck with a guy with a "loaded" water pistol in his hand. :D
oh, i thought of one. in a cup on our way to the blockbuster bowl in ft. lauderdale back in 1991. we were t-rashed and laughing our asses off. the more we laughed, the more i lost control and it started spraying around in the car. way too funny.
BearBryant
03-05-02, 10:44 AM
Not really a "cool" place but I got a "urinating in public" ticket for pissing in a parking lot at Ole Miss. I guess the cop was mad because Alabama just got finished crushing Ole Miss.
Captain Morgan
03-05-02, 10:45 AM
Was staying at the in-laws house in California after a wedding. Six hungover people in the house and one bathroom. Needless to say, I woke up in the morning and had to pee, but someone was already in there. So, I grabbed the mother-in-law's HUGE coffee mug, went back into the bedroom, and proceeded to fill it. You don't realize just how much you piss until you're holding a 32 oz. cup of warm urine and worried about it overflowing.
Originally posted by LarryD
first GOOD LAUGH of the day.
i assume pools, oceans, showers are all givens.
Yeah I kinda remember stopping on the old 7mile bridge once and taking a leak over the guard rail. Of course that was about 3 or 4 in the AM.
boo-urns
03-05-02, 10:47 AM
I read a news story once about a guy at some office. None of the other people in his office like him, they would tease and make fun of him etc. Turns out, this guy got to work before everyone else and made the first pot of coffee. For years he had been making coffee out of his urine and just sitting back and watching his co-workers drink it while they made fun of him...then one day they had security cameras installed and he was caught.
Originally posted by BearBryant
Not really a "cool" place but I got a "urinating in public" ticket for pissing in a parking lot at Ole Miss. I guess the cop was mad because Alabama just got finished crushing Ole Miss.
yeah me and two buddies got a ticket for "urinating and defecating" on federal land one time. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :mad: :mad:
We went camping one night close to Price Park up on the parkway. we parked in the lot and walked to a good camp site. The ranger found our car and followed our trail. Apparently those charges carried bigger fines than one for camping. He said that since we stayed overnight that we "HAD" to have gone potty in the woods.
The good knews - he didn't find our bong and bag of dope.
wolverine
03-05-02, 11:41 AM
Man, every boys dream where can I spell my name. lets see.......
On my buddy,s car he lost a bet.
in a empty house in the neiborhood i grew up in( I also took a dump in the same house):D
In an old girlfriends gas tank.
My neighbors prize winning rose bushes.
Same neighbors annoying dog ( he would not stop barking while pissing on roses)
In a dryer, fridgerator at a party.
The sink at a rock concert.
On a drunken bum at same concert.(hey he fell asleep on the floor and was in my way):D
In the snow while stationed in korea with about ten othe guys sing ing
out loud why we hated being there.
I am sure there are other places:D
NOTE TO SELF: Do not go to the bathroom and leave half empty beer alone with Boo-urns.
Picture it..... imagine owning a pool, having a drunk, wild, horny boyfriend, a case of beer and the urge strikes during the middle of an act of passion on the diving board.......
Originally posted by Fred
Picture it..... imagine owning a pool, having a drunk, wild, horny boyfriend, a case of beer and the urge strikes during the middle of an act of passion on the diving board.......
I tried, just can't picture me owning a pool.;)
you COULD imagine pissing IN another guy but the part about owning a pool blew you away? Pitiful Gutter, just pitiful.......
BearBryant
03-05-02, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by Fred
you COULD imagine pissing IN another guy but the part about owning a pool blew you away? Pitiful Gutter, just pitiful.......
You pissed IN another guy? You win the grand prize!
BearBryant
03-05-02, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Farmer
What does he win?
The distinction of pissing in the most fucked up place of anyone and the being the sickest most fucked up person on here! :D Just kidding about that last one Fred!....
barracuda
03-05-02, 12:56 PM
That is realy Fucked up...
All I did was...
At a Formal Mess Dinner (Military) under the table in an empty wine bottle :rolleyes:
You are not allowed to leave the table until the Senior Officers have gotten up themselves, Some times 4 - 5 hrs, and you are required to drink a lot of "Port"
wolverine
03-05-02, 01:11 PM
Does the winner get a trophy. You know like a statue of a dick cause if you do I want to lose. That would have to be real hard to explain.:D
trophy - if I still have it I will bring it. Two sea shells glued together top to top. A pull tab off an old beer can glued to one side. Looks just like a toilet. It was mine to start with. we created the tiny bladder award. First person to make a potty run when we were out drinking got the trophy placed on the desk at work the next morning. Had to stay there til the next drinking meeting.
I never won it cause I can hold me piss for days.
Until I make that first trip - after that its like every ten minutes...
slydevl
03-05-02, 01:46 PM
The ole ten minute ticker. You can set your watch by me once I get started.
why are there only men replying here? haven't the women every let loose in a strange place?
mramailman
03-05-02, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Wossamotta U
. Until I make that first trip - after that its like every ten minutes...
That is what you call breaking the seal. Once you do that you are back and forth and back and forth all night.
Strangest place for me was right on the side of the road...... while carrying the mail. I was in a subdivision.... no where to go so I just stopped opened the door and whipped what little I have out and pissed. Luckily I wasn't seen but even if I had ...... damnit I had to go.
wolverine
03-05-02, 02:09 PM
why are there only men replying here? haven't the women every let loose in a strange place?
Hell yeah they have! The time in Korea, there were three woman who started out cheering us on then joined in on the fun!!!!!!!
Come on ladies stop being bashful let us here them stories!:D
ezy ryder
03-05-02, 02:48 PM
I pissed on the top of a moving train. I was on the tressel (sp?) over the track. Damn that thing was shaking.
I usually piss in a beer bottle when I'm in the seats at Blockbuster Pavilion. Too far to the bathrooms.
Puttingood
03-05-02, 02:52 PM
why are there only men replying here? haven't the women every let loose in a strange place? posted by larryD
I always heard you had to pay extra for that. ;)
and incriminate myself, are you men crazy!!!!!
LOL
I plead the fifth:D :D :D
slydevl
03-05-02, 02:56 PM
YOu go for them high dollar women eh Putt.
The cheap ones don't have bladder control anymore and its like Russian roulette whether you get soaked or not
ezy ryder
03-05-02, 02:59 PM
When I was little, my brother and I were pissing behind a shed. My friend decided that she would do the same thing, pulled down her pants and started to pee. Right in the middle of her pants. That must have been the day she learned that she didn't have a penis.
slydevl
03-05-02, 03:02 PM
I was walking to a tree stand one morning when I stopped to piss. It was dark and you guessed it I hit an electric fence. Wasn't really painful as you might think actually thinking back I kind of enjoyed it although I dont think I could work up the nerve to try it again. The cool thing was the eyelets on my shoes glowed a bright blue. I can still see them lit up.
Puttingood
03-05-02, 03:04 PM
Very interesting SlyDev !:) Something to think about.
McFly41
03-05-02, 05:50 PM
My best friend and college roomate would piss about anywhere when he is drunk...
1. His own clothes dresser, got up in the middle of the night in a drunken stuper and let her rip.
2. The corner of his bedroom.
3. The Kitchen sink...when his wife caught him it wasn't pretty!
4. Dish washer...his x-fiance started screaming at him while I was in the other room playing vid's
Went out a car window at 70 MPH...I gave a girl a golden shower in college, because she asked me too? I never called her again!
cltbuilder
03-05-02, 05:51 PM
Piss Freaks! All of you. Sheesh...The worst I ever did was in some guy's mouth in Houston, Texas. Damn, that was a fun night. :D
gridfaniker
05-15-03, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by friend
A big Injun named Chief Kwap-em-Pants urinated in my mouth while I was giving him head. Does that count?
Shocker
05-15-03, 03:18 PM
We use to piss standing right there at the freak'n bar. We use to do it all the time. Sick shit but beats waiting in line. ;)
WilliamJ
05-15-03, 04:47 PM
passed out at a buffet show.
FreakOnA_Leash
06-10-03, 01:06 AM
The most interesting for me was taking a leak off of 485 onto I-77 back when they just started the construstion of the overpass.
We used to throw keg parties back there when it was all dirt roads. It is kinda wierd to drive on it now, knowing what it used to be.
Originally posted by Shocker
We use to piss standing right there at the freak'n bar. We use to do it all the time. Sick shit but beats waiting in line. ;)
at a bladder bust, it's mandatory.
MikeNinerHunt
06-13-03, 02:22 PM
My first college was Lander University in Greenwood, SC. These cops were breaking up our kep party at local apartments, and a buddy of mine and I pissed all over their patrol cars. We sprinted all the way back to campus. People at the party told me the next day the cops came back all pissed off, "Alright, who pissed all over our windshields and doorhandles?" The party responded, "IT must have been those guys visiting from Presbyterian." The throwers of the party and their friends gave us a standing O as we walked into the cafeteria the next day.
Me and a freind broke in Ericcson and pissed on the 50 yd line where they did the coin flip at the first game about a month later.
voyergirl
07-01-03, 10:28 PM
i know for a fact you guys have pissed on the voyerivy next to putt's palace:mad:
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