i lobe every last mother fucking one of ya

[BigMark]

esp3ecially mvm and larry and putt and fred and definatly kiakia ane celyn and all the other hottiesl and don't forget builder and sly and qch (qch is hte man, I think thes the one that quapoted me in his signature) and wolverine and dukey )god I love dukey, he's a jeu I thingking) and eevene turbo. he's not real smart, and he thinkings ti don't like him, bue hell he's he a good guy and rtecoat, then damn foreginers, I like him too, at least the not for afghanistan of zimbobwe or egypet of some other god forsaken countyr ot palestine or subyeria., God I like beer, it;s yummy, i'm gomma be the new bouncer at southend brewerwery at the lake but not until next week when im not drunk. I hope everyone's doing great band I lo e them, even turbo, I never thought tubro was a bad guy, I just thought he said some kinda craxy stugg like he wasn't real smaert or something, but nor like he was dumb like rainman or bad like a nazi or something. turbos's a good gyu. I think we should have a turbo day. that'd be cool.. almost as cool as a frozwn ded guy day but that's another sotyry. go panthers, and I think ew shoul d trade rickey williams fopr the hornets and give them robert jones as extra and maybe eric clapton, but not crteeme.

[VOR]

Originally posted by BigMark
esp3ecially mvm and larry and putt and fred and definatly kiakia ane celyn and all the other hottiesl and don't forget builder and sly and qch (qch is hte man, I think thes the one that quapoted me in his signature) and wolverine and dukey )god I love dukey, he's a jeu I thingking) and eevene turbo. he's not real smart, and he thinkings ti don't like him, bue hell he's he a good guy and rtecoat, then damn foreginers, I like him too, at least the not for afghanistan of zimbobwe or egypet of some other god forsaken countyr ot palestine or subyeria., God I like beer, it;s yummy, i'm gomma be the new bouncer at southend brewerwery at the lake but not until next week when im not drunk. I hope everyone's doing great band I lo e them, even turbo, I never thought tubro was a bad guy, I just thought he said some kinda craxy stugg like he wasn't real smaert or something, but nor like he was dumb like rainman or bad like a nazi or something. turbos's a good gyu. I think we should have a turbo day. that'd be cool.. almost as cool as a frozwn ded guy day but that's another sotyry. go panthers, and I think ew shoul d trade rickey williams fopr the hornets and give them robert jones as extra and maybe eric clapton, but not crteeme.

You try to lube me and I'll shoot yer ass.

[BigMark]

not lube, love. I love you guys like bothers, exce;t
putt, he's kinda like a dadey, my daddy died about 2 years ago, we didn't get along and hdnt talkd in bout 2 years but they called me when he was sick and i was there when he died, it was kind a wierd byt kinda special too. I loved him bery much and i hoip he knowd it. I love kakia too, but that's a differnt story ses sjut flat out secy and i wish shed teach eme sow eo f th thing she knows. b bet she coud make me rellyu good at making girlsw happy and making them cume and stuff.

[VOR]

just kidding

[BigMark]

cool. bor I forgot to mention u in my list ove people i loved. your the smaetest person (i just figured pout im not sure if ur a bouy or a girl ) on the board that I think I know., Slydeil thinks he' smart, but I think ur the smartest, turbo theings hes smart too, but we all know the sortoyry on that, but anyway, I like yopu a lot too. I luk forwar dt o seeing what u right ttom. i'm glad you were just kiding and nor for rel.

[magnus]

what's up with y'all drinking this hard on Thursday?

[BigMark]

cheep . free beer at southend at

[Braves]

Man, Big Mark, your a bouncer? Listen..in case I run into you at the Softball games..your the man and my favorite poster, but VOR being the smartest?..I think that last beer dulled some senses:D

Anybody who lived in South Florida and moved to Gastonia can't be too bright:D VOR- I missed you buddy

[celyn]

this thread has to be archived where even on deletion of this thread another shall be braught back to life, like a phoenix rising from the ashes to come and stand before you big mark and say. I lub you goys!

[celyn]

i bet i kinda knew how you were feeling when you werote all this stufff''




theres the blinking littlman following me again!!!!!!!!


your drubk and if i had any balls they'd done beeb tripped off on ativan 2 milligrams


i swear my screen just rose 4 inches above my hedQQ

[slydevl]

Thanx BigMark....I guess.

You must have had a whole keg to suggest that VOR is smarter than me. :D

VOR I challenge you to a game of Trivial Pursuit...to the death!!!

[Puttingood]

cheep . free beer at southend at posted by Mark

Ladies and gentlemen---Big mark has left the building !

[Captain Morgan]

Trivial Pursuit at Putt's Party Palace after Liquid Lounge? Strip Trivial Pursuit. Boys against the girls and Fred.

[LarryD]

holy crap, that was as funny as fred's!

SECOND BIG LAUGH of the day -- i had to cup my hand over my mouth here at work.

and vor's follow-up was priceless, too!

[Turbo]

Originally posted by BigMark
esp3ecially mvm and larry and putt and fred and definatly kiakia ane celyn and all the other hottiesl and don't forget builder and sly and qch (qch is hte man, I think thes the one that quapoted me in his signature) and wolverine and dukey )god I love dukey, he's a jeu I thingking) and eevene turbo. he's not real smart, and he thinkings ti don't like him, bue hell he's he a good guy and rtecoat, then damn foreginers, I like him too, at least the not for afghanistan of zimbobwe or egypet of some other god forsaken countyr ot palestine or subyeria., God I like beer, it;s yummy, i'm gomma be the new bouncer at southend brewerwery at the lake but not until next week when im not drunk. I hope everyone's doing great band I lo e them, even turbo, I never thought tubro was a bad guy, I just thought he said some kinda craxy stugg like he wasn't real smaert or something, but nor like he was dumb like rainman or bad like a nazi or something. turbos's a good gyu. I think we should have a turbo day. that'd be cool.. almost as cool as a frozwn ded guy day but that's another sotyry. go panthers, and I think ew shoul d trade rickey williams fopr the hornets and give them robert jones as extra and maybe eric clapton, but not crteeme.

I have to agree, I was laughing so hard the department secretary had to come to my office and see what was going on!!
I may not drink/like beer, but if it makes BigMark "lob" me, then by all means, I'm for it! LOL

Ok BigMark.....no hard feelings! :)

[Fred]

Does any one else feel the chemistry between Turdo and BigMark?

[BigMark]

Originally posted by BigMark
I never thought tubro was a bad guy, I just thought he said some kinda craxy stugg like he wasn't real smaert or something, but nor like he was dumb like rainman or bad like a nazi or something. turbos's a good gyu.

God, I really WAS drunk last night ;)

[Puttingood]

You sir ! are an ok dude.:)

[BigMark]

I only try to model myself after the best.

[Puttingood]

I see potential there and will work closely with you to make sure your love for beer blossoms into the same happiness that I have been able to derive from it.:)

[BigMark]

In hindsight, the 6 kamakazis probably didn't help either. Oooh, and a peanutbutter cookie. Has anyone ever had one of those? (the shot, not the cookie ;) )

[Kakia69]

Originally posted by BigMark
In hindsight, the 6 kamakazis probably didn't help either. Oooh, and a peanutbutter cookie. Has anyone ever had one of those? (the shot, not the cookie ;) )

no, but oatmeal cookie shots are yummy, too!!!

[BigMark]

Yeah, that's what I meant. Those rocked!

[VOR]

Originally posted by slydevl
VOR I challenge you to a game of Trivial Pursuit...to the death!!!


Ha you don't stand a chance, no one's pursuits are more trivial than mine.

[magnus]

Kamikazes are the shit...the straight up shit. If you don't like Kamikazes, fuck you in the ass.

Oh, and I petition we refer to Turbo from here on out as tubro. That's good shit too.

[BigMark]

Wow, I'm truly touched that my drunken ramblings made the best of forum. I can't wait until we can all get together again so we can reinact this in person. Next time I'll bring a personal DD so we can drink the way drinking was meant to be and place swans whereever we damn well please.

[lex]

God, I really WAS drunk last night

man, you were so funny!!! i almost peed in my pants reading your ramblings...man o man, you had so many words misspelled! i loved it. you go get drunk again tomorrow and post, k?

this is classic! you da man, mark. i like you better drunk!

vor, nice post. you guys kill me! :cool:

[BigMark]

Originally posted by lex


[COLOR=purple]you da man, mark. i like you better drunk!
COLOR] :cool:

Damn, I was offended there for a second. Then I remembered I like me better drunk, too.

[wossa]

we lobe u too

[lex]

"Damn, I was offended there for a second. Then I remembered I like me better drunk, too." posted big mark

dude, u ok either way, really! difference is u funnier when you are drunk. but dont quote me on that...

morning, btw. morning, wossa.

:D

[meatpile]

ha!

[hasbeen99]

Just read this again (for about the 6th time) for a good laugh -- and it's still one of the funniest things I've ever read. :xyzthumbs

[Turbo]

Originally posted by magnus
Oh, and I petition we refer to Turbo from here on out as tubro. That's good shit too.
That, or Turdo. My best buds call me that.

[jazzbluescat]

:flipgrin:

[1st x reading.]