Ferret burrows into vagina of skirt-wearing woman...

[gridfaniker]

...who entered Tuscon pet store sans underwear.

Three days later, store owner has failed to coax "Chester" from his hiding place.

[vpkozel]

I bet not - 'tis nice and warm up there

[Hootendooter]

Her husband didn't seem to mind until he was instantly circumsized.:D