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can anyone tell me how good-looking those women i was talking to were (i honestly cant remember exactly)? which one would have been the best for chuck?
i think the first one at dixies was a-ok (she was with the bachelorette party) but i never went back for a follow-up interview. second one at dixies (sitting at the table) was alright, but not great. third one at dixies (the tennis player with the glasses) was good, i think.
then over at the lounge, i think the blonde was a knockout (the one who kept taking about her "melons") and her brunette friend was wild. as soon as she got done grinding on my leg (which of course earned her some beads) chuck grabbed me and said, "HOOK ME UP ALREADY! HOOK ME UP!" -- he was ready to pop!
i failed at leather and lace, too. i wasted valuable dance time for chuck by having to go back and get my credit card from the lounge (and then stopping off at the atm).
sorry, chuck.
and just so everyone knows, i didn't keep any of those numbers -- but it was fun collecting them. :)
Puttingood
03-11-02, 01:15 PM
That one girl was a blow-up doll.
Is that the one that was humping Larry's leg?
Originally posted by Puttingood
That one girl was a blow-up doll.
not the one chuck finally ended up with.
slydevl
03-11-02, 01:18 PM
That girl wasnt humping your leg Larry, they were out of toilet paper at the Liquid Lounge.
(and to think you thought you were getting her wet)
BigMark
03-11-02, 01:20 PM
So THAT'S why they call it the LIQUID lounge
Originally posted by slydevl
That girl wasnt humping your leg Larry, they were out of toilet paper at the Liquid Lounge.
(and to think you thought you were getting her wet)
see, that's what i figured. after she was all done, i pulled her off me and grabbed kakia and set them two together.
i think that was when chuck got a bit antsy.
i do remember revoking her beads though. can't remember what she did to tick me off. i think it was after she started sticking her tongue in my ear and grabbing me because she saw fred come up and do it to my other ear.
Puttingood
03-11-02, 01:28 PM
i do remember revoking her beads though. can't remember what she did to tick me off. posted by larry
I think it was because her air came out.:)
slydevl
03-11-02, 01:30 PM
She farted?
chuckrichey
03-12-02, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by LarryD
not the one chuck finally ended up with. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Originally posted by LarryD
i think it was after she started sticking her tongue in my ear and grabbing me because she saw fred come up and do it to my other ear. The skank wanted tag-teamed?
chuckrichey
03-12-02, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Fred
The skank wanted tag-teamed?
we could have helped her out too,but,noooooooooooo,had to say "come on honey,i'm tired"!damn you fred,damn you str8 to hell!!!!lmfao:D
p.s. i forgive ya dude!
Originally posted by chuckrichey
we could have helped her out too,but,noooooooooooo,had to say "come on honey,i'm tired"!damn you fred,damn you str8 to hell!!!!lmfao:D
p.s. i forgive ya dude!
I would have double bagged it and done her if Larry would have watched.
whats so wrong with that fred????? isn't that gonna be your sat night special coming up:eek: :eek:
:p
Originally posted by Fred
I would have double bagged it and done her if Larry would have watched.
I'd totally watch you do larryd:eek: :eek: :eek:
chuckrichey
03-12-02, 09:05 PM
YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!i guess thats why i like ya'll so much!:D
Puttingood
03-12-02, 09:07 PM
And
Chuck----
I am George Fuckin Washington and I am going across the river to get ho's.-----
:) Got the audio on that one
Nah- Larry ain't butch enough for me, but I'd let him watch me do her! :D
now that would be funny as all get out to hear. poor chuck!
I almost fell outta my chair laughing so hard the first time someone posted what you said:D :D :D
What makes it so funny is that I can totally hear him saying it too:D :D
Puttingood
03-12-02, 09:12 PM
And gonna make a MPEG out of it ! :D
you are a bad man!:o :o :o
chuckrichey
03-12-02, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by celyn
now that would be funny as all get out to hear. poor chuck!
I almost fell outta my chair laughing so hard the first time someone posted what you said:D :D :D
What makes it so funny is that I can totally hear him saying it too:D :D
(screaming loudly so celyn can hear)TURBO,YOU LOOK LIKE GEORGE FUCKIN WASHINGTON CROSSING THE RIVER TO GET SOME HO'S!!!!!!!:D :D
did ya hear me??
naaaaa, i didn't.
try again tho, I just turned up my speakers:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:p :p
chuckrichey
03-12-02, 09:35 PM
can't yell any louder!!:o :o :o
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