***The Official Regrets and Surprises Forum from Saturday Night.

[Fred]

Regrets:
-I didn't get drunker and dance with Kinky more
-I let Builder talk me into going to the Eagle when I would have had more fun with the str8 boys at the titty bar
-Dixie's wasn't quiet so loud
-I had spend more time with Meat's wife and the "Knocked up Chick"
-I had gotten more people to watch when I licked Larry's neck in front of the str8 girl
-When it turned her on, I didn't play it up and make Chuck sit there and watch.
-I didn't get to go play Drag-Show at Putt's

Surprises:
-Putt is not as tall as I thought
-Gutter. Say no more.

[celyn]

1. that I was such a lightweight drinker that I had to go home and be sick while the night was still young and everyone else was "big pimpin" over at master p's palace:D :D

2. that I got so drunk that I couldn't hit on anybody and hopefully get them into the sack:D Did I just say that outloud? Geesh, I'm just kidding, yea, thats it! KIDDING :eek: :eek:

3.That I didn't get to talk to everybody as much as I like

4. I tried to get gutter to play a star wars trivia game with tw1ggy but he wasn't having it and said I was "trashed":rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I can tell he just didn't want to get his ass kicked again:D

5. that I didn't do any "lewd acts" to get any of larryd's beads



:p :p

[Kakia69]

Surprises:

1. Queen is really as cute as his picture.
2. The Bride-to-Be didn't kiss me...even after i gave her a good reason.

Regrets:
1. I didn't drink more.
2. I didn't even drink the "Buttery Nipple" that I ordered at
Leather and Lace. (i got distracted when offered a lap dance).
3. I didn't kiss that blonde that danced with me at Liquids.
4. Yes, Fred, we should have danced more. I'm sure there will be more opportunities, though!
5. Not seeing Fred lick Larry's face and the girl he was trying to pick up...her reaction

Priceless:
The look on Gutter's face when I copped a feel to confirm Fred's assessment.

[Fred]

Originally posted by Kakia69
Priceless:
The look on Gutter's face when I copped a feel to confirm Fred's assessment. :mad: You have all the damn fun!

[cltbuilder]

I regret only the things I didn't do...

-Spend more time talking to more people.
-Get in my truck and drive over to Putt's like LarryD begged me to.
-Kiss Kakia's ass more so that I could have shown her what it was really like to be kissed by a man. ;)
-Make Celyn demonstrate on one of those bald guys what she would do with those things I gave her.
-Spond more time looking at Putt's shirt to figure out what the joke was all about.
-Get laid, that's always a regret.
-Drink more. I was a little nervous and didn't want to find myself running naked through a parking deck chasing someone yelling, "here Pup, here Pup!"

Surprises.....

-Fred is even better than I expected at trying to act like a man amongst breeders.
-Putt is a genuinely great man and I felt an instant attraction to him. Make of it what you will. Have fun.
-Celyn was not a little more outgoing. Not a bad thing. I just expected her to be a wild woman. But I guess she's just scanning the room for bald men.
-I knew every song they played at the Liquid Lounge although I haven't been to a dance bar since the Eagle opened in October.
-Turbo is not gay.
-Queen City Hillbilly is not your typical redneck so I therefore did not find myself sexually attracted to him.
-You people are honest to God, good people with personalities and minds.
-Sly and I know each other from somewhere but I'll be damned if I know where.
-MvM lives/lived somewhere near me during my torturous tenure at UNCC.


Damn, I had a good time. I'm guessing by now that everyone is sick of us talking about Saturday night, but oh well, they should have been there.

And in case you're wondering, I'm not going to say anything about Gutter cause I know Fred only found him attractive after I said I thought he was. :D

[SilverSurfer]

My biggest surprise was that Fred and builder did not look/seem gay at all.

My biggest regret is that Fred, builder, Kakia and QCH did NOT go with us to the titty bar - I really wanted to see K getting/giving table dances, and I know how QCH loves strip clubs. I think Fred and builder would have gotten a good laugh out of us. BUT the titty bar sucked that night - believe me, you didn't miss much. I also really would liked to have just TALKED to people more. Most of the time I was just taking pictures or going to get a beer and WATCHING.

Other than that, it was great. It also was really a great turnout, about 20 people showed out of 200 - that's 10%. On the old board, it was 4-7 out of 11,000.

Pretty good improvement. :D

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
-Fred is even better than I expected at trying to act like a man amongst breeders.
Bite me!

Originally posted by cltbuilder
And in case you're wondering, I'm not going to say anything about Gutter cause I know Fred only found him attractive after I said I thought he was. :D Correction: It was the 'walk'. ;)

[gutter]

Surpises:
-Fred is manly.
-That I am considered a catch among the gay community.
-That Kakia grabbed my crotch. Where was my turn???
-That meatpile is an old man.
-That I showed up.

Regrets:
-Builder has more luck with the ladies than me.
-Celyn was trashed before I got there.
-I didn't hook up with an ex who I saw for the first time in 2 years.
-That silver didn't get to see Kinky get a lap dance. I did.:p

[Captain Morgan]

Surprises (including softball on Sunday):

Celyn is quieter than I am.
Fred and Builder aren't flamers (my friends who were with me didn't even know they were gay). They are both way cool.
Mag isn't more of a jock.
Meat doesn't look nearly as scary as I thought he would.
Kakia is as pretty, nice, and funny as she is wild.
Silver is just as perverted in person as he is on here.
I had the biggest boobies there.
Cuda is short...but can hit a damn softball!
BearBryant has all of his teeth.



Regrets:

I brought friends who wanted to barhop instead of stay.
I didn't make it to Putt's after hour party.
Cindy, one of the blondes from the bachelorette party, threw up on my shoes outside Bar Charlotte.
I didn't talk to more people before leaving.
Again, I had the biggest boobies there.

[SilverSurfer]

Originally posted by gutter

-That silver didn't get to see Kinky get a lap dance. I did.:p

I wanted to see her get one from a WOMAN. ;)

[celyn]

Originally posted by Captain Morgan

Again, I had the biggest boobies there.




uhhhhh, obviously you weren't standing to close to me were you????:D :D :D


that or my outfit did a better job then I thought it would!:eek: :eek:


I'm not quiet dammit


ok, I told everyone that I would be and usually am quiet until I get to know a person:D :D

[gutter]

Originally posted by SilverSurfer


I wanted to see her get one from a WOMAN. ;)

What did you think I meant???

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by gutter
Surpises:
-That I am considered a catch among the gay community.

Regrets:
-Builder has more luck with the ladies than me.


Ok, one more time for the straight guys... If you want to pick up chicks, tell them you're gay. They will spend a lot of time trying to "convert" you.

And for the last time, I swear on my own life....Damn gutter, if you were gay I'da been on you like stink on a sow. I would have done things to you that I'm afraid to fantasize about. And I'm not afraid of much. But since you're not gay. And you're such a good guy, let's just be friends?
Ok...I've said my piece and I promise I won't make any more passes at gutter or comment on him sexually. Thanks for being a good sport. :D

[magnus]

I was always an unlikely jock anyway.
Yeah I vaguely recognize Builder but I still don't remember from where exactly. My shock was when Fred and Builder moved from over at the wall to around where I was at and I saw the belt. I don't know why that was shocking but it was. Seeing Putt and QCH was a little shocking because I've seen them in pictures/on tv and I had to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.

Other than that and it being a little weird being called Magnus it was all pretty much what I figured. No real regrets, other than a few that weren't there and that I didn't go up to people I thought were there for the party. But what do you say to a couple of guys standing against a wall and the only thing you can remember about them is what they go by on some board and that they're gay? That's not an easy one to get around if you're wrong.

[Fred]

I agree with Builder, I like the younger brother idea with a lot of these guys- no sex, but if you get serious about a chick, your older (much wiser) brother has to approve of her. People my own age are boring as hell- gay and str8. Builder says I don't act near "as old" as I am. Thanks Builder. But I can still out-screw you any day of the week. ;)

[Piper]

I expect to catch hell. But here goes my whine.

My only regret is not making it out.

Next time, fellas.

[Fred]

Celyn made it from Tennessee, I made it from Asheville, Kinky came from Hotlanta, Mailman made it from somewhere out in eastern NC where it is just plain hot and flat. Aiken is not that far Piper.

[Piper]

No, it's not. I've made it up to Charlotte plenty. Believe me, this three bar town gets old.

And since my wife had me go on a cruise with some people she met on a message board (a Carnival message board, still), and we had a great time then, I see no arguments.

[magnus]

Originally posted by Piper
I expect to catch hell. But here goes my whine.

My only regret is not making it out.

Next time, fellas.

Well, that was the only regret you had room for :D
You really can't miss another.

[Puttingood]

Seeing Putt and QCH was a little shocking because I've seen them in pictures/on tv and I had to make sure I wasn't hallucinating. posted by mag

You are one of the few people that remembered mine and Queens fame. ;)

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by magnus ver magnusson
My shock was when Fred and Builder moved from over at the wall to around where I was at and I saw the belt. I don't know why that was shocking but it was.

Cause even as a straight man, you couldn't believe he wore that old thing out of the house either. Or that I let him. The bitch knows I hate that belt. :D

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
Cause even as a straight man, you couldn't believe he wore that old thing out of the house either. Or that I let him. The bitch knows I hate that belt. :D That is my lucky belt. If that damn belt could talk, it could write a book. It was given to me by a good buddy (for favors) who got it at a leather store inside a bath house in NYC. That belt is part of my soul!

All we would have had to do was put a bow-tie on you and you would have looked like Howard from 'Mayberry RFD.'

[mramailman]

Originally posted by Piper
Next time, fellas.

I am going to hold you to that. I told magnus that you were one of the people I'd like to meet.

Fred it's called Goldsboro :)

Regrets:

I didn't drink more.
When I stood on the chair and yelled I am a god/ a mailman freak I should have said This Board Rocks!!!!!
Talked more with QCH, gutter, chuck, Bear, Wossa and barracuda.
I didn't go to P's house of Percocet
I went to the titty bar
The knocked up chick didn't get tired so quick and the baby didn't kick so much because of the loud music.
Not stopping by for softball.

Suprises:

Magnus looked nothing like I thought.
Celyn is a light-weight ;)
meatpile is older than me and is the lead singer of Weezer or is Henry Rollins' son :)
Putt almost getting run over by a Ford
Wossa and the milkman comment :)

[magnus]

yeah, I remember that. We could do a half show with the weezer tribute band, then move out the real instruments and get 3/4 size instruments and midgets, make it the Little Rollins band.

ooh, shit. No. Call it White Lie.

[Fred]

Originally posted by mramailman
Fred it's called Goldsboro :) Yeah, that's it. I knew it was one of those God-forsaken towns down east that was just plain flat and hot. Wilson, Kinston, Goldsboro- same difference.

[Kakia69]

Originally posted by SilverSurfer


I wanted to see her get one from a WOMAN. ;)


I did get a lap dance from a cute chic named June...she even rubbed her boobs against my lips...many thanks to Queen who bought it for me. <smooch>

[SilverSurfer]

Originally posted by Kakia69



I did get a lap dance from a cute chic named June...she even rubbed her boobs against my lips...many thanks to Queen who bought it for me. <smooch>

So where was this? Did you guys go to the same club Larry and them went to? Damn I would have waited but I figured ya'll were gonna hang out at the lounge too long.

Oh well. :( Maybe next time.

[barracuda]

Originally posted by Kakia69



I did get a lap dance from a cute chic named June...she even rubbed her boobs against my lips...many thanks to Queen who bought it for me. <smooch>

It was at leather and lace, and I can attest to it being a very hot lapdance. Kakia69 had a lusty smile on her face the whole time, except when June had her nipples in Kakia69 mouth. :D

[jbghostrat]

Originally posted by barracuda


It was at leather and lace, and I can attest to it being a very hot lapdance. Kakia69 had a lusty smile on her face the whole time, except when June had her nipples in Kakia69 mouth. :D


OH MY NOD!!!:eek:

[magnus]

Larry was the one sitting close, so you gotta ask him for the best details.

[Fred]

was I drunk or am I just stupid? I missed so much of this stuff. Where the heck was I when all this stuff was happening?

[cltbuilder]

Probably feeling up some other guy I mentioned I thought was cute. :D

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
Probably feeling up some other guy I mentioned I thought was cute. :D Do I detect a hint of bitterness?

[cltbuilder]

None whatsoever...I just made a mental note of it this weekend. My goal is to get you laid by the ugliest man in the joint next time you get snookered. :D :D

You know I love you!

[Fred]

Is it my fault we have the same taste in men. I just introduced myself to the nice gentleman at the Eagle you liked so I could save you the energy. He really wasn't that cute close up. Plus- his nappy boyfriend wanted to watch.

[cltbuilder]

Honey...I saw his teeth from across the bar. And I don't think I'd have the strength to lift his belly to undo his pants after the day I'd had.


Check your email.

[Fred]

Remember- it is the rule that the oldest sibling has to be married off first. Better find me a good one or you'll have to put up with me at 80 bitching and raising hell.

[cltbuilder]

Besides the age, how's that different from any other day? :D

[Fred]

Don't throw stones Missy. Remember, I have seen you sucking dick from the back seat of a Chevy Chevette in the parking lot of The Brass Rail!

[cltbuilder]

At least it was a Vette and not a gremlin. :D

[celyn]

Originally posted by Fred
Don't throw stones Missy. Remember, I have seen you sucking dick from the back seat of a Chevy Chevette in the parking lot of The Brass Rail!


:eek: :eek: :eek: DAMN!

[Fred]

At least i could fit into the back seat of a Gremlin! ;)

[cltbuilder]

Hell, one leg out each window, I could fit too!

[celyn]

this is worse then watching tennis game you two;) ;)





It's cheap shots night here again at the R&R tavern and freds just had a double!!!:D

[Fred]

:eek: Ouch! Now that hurts! You know I have to have one with a sunroof!

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by celyn
freds just had a double!!!:D

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time!

[Fred]

Ah Celyn, the nasty old bitch knows I love her more than my luggage.

[cltbuilder]

A coleman cooler and 3 piggly wiggly bags don't count as luggage, sweetie.

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time! Coming from someone that can't even seem to hit a single lately, that's mighty big talk there buddy.

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
A coleman cooler and 3 piggly wiggly bags don't count as luggage, sweetie. But I am sure the bags under your eyes would qualify.

[cltbuilder]

It's called standards.

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by Fred
But I am sure the bags under your eyes would qualify.

What happened to the sufferers that used Preparations A-G?

[Fred]

low ones

[cltbuilder]

ok...I'm bored with this now. But at least I took Fred's mind off some new asshole looking to ruffle a few feathers.

[celyn]

you two stop it, right now! don't you know you've got me crying from laughing at you two. I swear you two should be married for goodness sakes:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Fred]

me too. Love ya. Gonna put my big ass in the shower and head to Black Mtn. Hope you get packed tonight. ;)

[cltbuilder]

Nah...I'll do that tomorrow. ;) Love ya, ya big lug.

[Patti]

Fred, Builder--- I love you guys. You guys should take your act on the road. I know people would pay $$$ to see you guys.

I have been to the comedy zone where it wasn't nearly as funny as you guys.

[cltbuilder]

Thanks Patti, but I don't think most could afford us :D

Besides, Fred can't keep up in public.

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by Fred
Don't throw stones Missy. Remember, I have seen you sucking dick from the back seat of a Chevy Chevette in the parking lot of The Brass Rail!

NOTE TO ALL: Fred said he had seen me FROM the backseat of a Chevy Chevette. Not that he had seen me IN the back seat....Damn, I wish I had caught that earlier.

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
Besides, Fred can't keep up in public. Fred keeps up just fine and has left you in the dust on numerous occasions. As a matter of fact, Fred was keeping it up long before you ever knew yours was supposed to even get up! ;)

[SandMan]

Originally posted by Piper
I expect to catch hell. But here goes my whine.

My only regret is not making it out.

Next time, fellas.

Here ye here ye...

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
I regret only the things I didn't do...

-Spend more time talking to more people.
-Get in my truck and drive over to Putt's like LarryD begged me to.
-Kiss Kakia's ass more so that I could have shown her what it was really like to be kissed by a man. ;)
-Make Celyn demonstrate on one of those bald guys what she would do with those things I gave her.
-Spond more time looking at Putt's shirt to figure out what the joke was all about.
-Get laid, that's always a regret.
-Drink more. I was a little nervous and didn't want to find myself running naked through a parking deck chasing someone yelling, "here Pup, here Pup!"

Surprises.....

-Fred is even better than I expected at trying to act like a man amongst breeders.
-Putt is a genuinely great man and I felt an instant attraction to him. Make of it what you will. Have fun.
-Celyn was not a little more outgoing. Not a bad thing. I just expected her to be a wild woman. But I guess she's just scanning the room for bald men.
-I knew every song they played at the Liquid Lounge although I haven't been to a dance bar since the Eagle opened in October.
-Turbo is not gay.
-Queen City Hillbilly is not your typical redneck so I therefore did not find myself sexually attracted to him.
-You people are honest to God, good people with personalities and minds.
-Sly and I know each other from somewhere but I'll be damned if I know where.
-MvM lives/lived somewhere near me during my torturous tenure at UNCC.



I need to add another regret....

I wish that I had talked more with Captain Morgan cause I have never laughed so hard....

quote:
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Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Maybe you should write a letter to your penis. Ask it to behave as you expect it to. Your penis should respect you, obey you, want to please you. I'm sure it's used to getting beat, so you'll have to come up with some other form of punishment. If it doesn't keep up with the other peni, even after you tell it to over and over, make it stand in the corner and go to bed without dinner. There's just nothing worse than a misbehaving penis.
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[Captain Morgan]

Builder, you're still not getting my butt lite.

[celyn]

your butt has a light in it capn??? is it like one of those clap on, clap off kind...................doesn't that sort of thing bother you when you in a stadium and everybody jumps up and starts clapping????:D :D :D

[Fred]

ROTFLMAO. I need a battery operated butt-plug that does that. Clap on- clap off! Speaking of butt-plugs........ I can honestly say i have never had one up there first of all. BUT, I wanna tell a story on Builder while he is asleep. When I was at his place this weekend, we went thru closets, like girls do, to see if he had anything I wanted to wear. (Being queer can be so fun sometimes.) Anywayyyyy, he is pulling out shirts, towels etc and whips out a butt plug, turns to me with it in his hand, cocks his head, says "damn thang don't even fit no more," rolls his eyes, tosses the butt plug over his shoulder and go right back to looking for a shirt. :p

[Kakia69]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
Surprises:
--Queen City Hillbilly is not your typical redneck so I therefore did not find myself sexually attracted to him.

Good thing, too!!! I would have hated to toss a coin and flip for him! ;)

[Kakia69]

Originally posted by Fred
Speaking of butt-plugs........ I can honestly say i have never had one up there first of all. BUT, I wanna tell a story on Builder while he is asleep. When I was at his place this weekend, we went thru closets, like girls do, to see if he had anything I wanted to wear. (Being queer can be so fun sometimes.) Anywayyyyy, he is pulling out shirts, towels etc and whips out a butt plug, turns to me with it in his hand, cocks his head, says "damn thang don't even fit no more," rolls his eyes, tosses the butt plug over his shoulder and go right back to looking for a shirt. :p

:eek: :eek: :eek:

LMAO. way too funny!!

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by Fred
Speaking of butt-plugs........


Fred...my sister. Have you ever heard of something called SHUT THE FUCK UP? You're not supposed to tell EVERYTHING! Good lord. I guess now I will just walk away with my head hung down in shame.

[Fred]

Mission Accomplished!

[slydevl]

Awwww Builder no need to be ashamed of that. Now if it had been a small rodent.........well

[celyn]

don't be ashamed. just let him know unlike his, your ass ain't a "one size fits all" type:eek: :eek: :eek: