I got a 2:00 appointment with a Hypnotherapist

[QueenCityHillbilly]

If I show up as someone hitting on Fred and Builder tonight, ya'll find Kathryn Shearer, and send her to Mint Hill immediately.

[builder]

Originally posted by QueenCityHillbilly
If I show up as someone hitting on Fred and Builder tonight, ya'll find Kathryn Shearer, and send her to Mint Hill immediately.


:D Good luck with that. I want a full report.

[SilverSurfer]

Is it the quit smoking deal?

[QueenCityHillbilly]

yep

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Her office is in an old house in Dilworth. I felt good about it until she told me I had to have a code to get in the door.

[SilverSurfer]

Originally posted by QueenCityHillbilly
yep

Let me know if it works. I've only smoked about a pack since January 1, but that's a pack too many. I can usually hold out til the 6th or 7th beer.

[Stargazer]

QCH - ask if she does weight loss.

[gutter]

Ask her if she does women.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Ok, I'll be sure to ask her all of these questions. Would it hose things out if I drank a beer right before I went inside?

[gutter]

Walk in smoking a Camel non filter.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

I am going to smoke 2 cigarettes right before I go in.

[negoshe8er]

Ask her if she can help cynical, depressed individuals who need attitude adjustments.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Cavediver, your question is right on the list after, "Do you do women?"

[negoshe8er]

Originally posted by QueenCityHillbilly
Cavediver, your question is right on the list after, "Do you do women?"

Hmmm, you may lose her after that question. Can I trade up a slot? LOL!

[QueenCityHillbilly]

I ain't dead, I ain't gay, I ain't crazy, but I don't really wanna smoke either.

Yes, she does women
Yes, she does weight loss
Yes, she says she can fuck with you attitude.

A pretty successful trip I'd say.

[builder]

Ok....I give it 2 weeks especially with the super bowl coming up. If you ain't smoking, I'll probably be needing her name and shit.

[Stargazer]

Thanks, QCH! :)

[Puttingood]

way to go QCH---proud of you son:xyzthumbs

[LarryD]

how does that work? my grandparents got hypnotized to stop smoking back in the 70s and never smoked again.

[PantherPaul]

Ask her to show you her tits. I can't trust any woman that wouldn't ;)

[WilliamJ]

Originally posted by QueenCityHillbilly
Her office is in an old house in Dilworth. I felt good about it until she told me I had to have a code to get in the door. that's who my buddy went to.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Originally posted by builder
Ok....I give it 2 weeks especially with the super bowl coming up. If you ain't smoking, I'll probably be needing her name and shit. You dont need to worry. At times I want to smoke. In fact, right now, I would't mind a smoke. However, I know that if you put a lit Benson and Hedges Deluxe Ultra Light Mentho cigarette, I'd look at it, but I wouldn't be able to smoke it. I know I wouldn't do it. I just drink a lot of water, and piss a lot.

[kakia]

i'm curious, exactly what did she do to hypnotize you.