Woman conceals husband underneath massive breast...

[gridfaniker]

...sneaks him in to Davenport, IA, movie theater.

[Rumpeltiltspin]

Why is it that when you see a great big woman, you always find a dried-up, wormy, skinny husband in tow?

[gridfaniker]

Originally posted by Rumpeltiltspin
Why is it that when you see a great big woman, you always find a dried-up, wormy, skinny husband in tow?

'Cause she squashed him with one of her milk bags

[jazzbluescat]

Why is it that when you see a great big woman, you always find a dried-up, wormy, skinny husband in tow?

They say "opposites attract." I've seen some dynamite looking women with butt ugly guys, too, etc.

[ECILAM]

Opposites absolutely do attract. We've all seen the tiny, petite girl with the tall, muscluar boyfriend, and the aforementioned Slim Jim with the larger, matronly woman. I myself am fairly slim, and I'm often attracted to pretty "plus-size model" types, although this is not an ironclad rule.

...I'm just mad there was no picture to go with the post...