THE TRUTH DETECTOR
02-02-03, 10:24 AM
I posted these on Richmonds website.Seem WebRaider who owns the website has a soft spot for Scotland fans...little bitch
Q: What do the Scotland County and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 10,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Scotland County football player out of yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Scotland County in case of a tornado?
A: To Pate Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Scotland County football player with a State championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Mark Barnes upset when the Scotland play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Scotland County and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: How does Scotland count to 10 at Raider Stadium?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q: How many Scotland football players does it take to win at Raider Stadium?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Scotland County Scots and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !
:D
Q: What do the Scotland County and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 10,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Scotland County football player out of yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Scotland County in case of a tornado?
A: To Pate Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Scotland County football player with a State championship ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why was Mark Barnes upset when the Scotland play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Scotland County and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: How does Scotland count to 10 at Raider Stadium?
A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
Q: How many Scotland football players does it take to win at Raider Stadium?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
Q: What do the Scotland County Scots and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !
:D