A CLASSIC

[The Brain]

As the snow flies...
on cold and gray Chicago mornin...
a poor little baby child is born...

[LLG]

in the ghetto....

[The Brain]

and his mama cries...
cause if there's one thing that she don't need,
its another hungry mouth to feed...

[Boo]

so she lights up a rock and throws the baby out the window...

[Bunky]

...in the ghetto..

[The Brain]

and the baby flies...
out the window and down to the dumps...
where couple of drugged out homos hump...

[flyfisher]

Don't know this one. :huh:

[imking4aday]

This is the only Elvis song I can listen too...

(it is elvis??)

Nice addition Boo..:)

[kshead]

Originally posted by imking4aday
This is the only Elvis song I can listen too...

(it is elvis??)


I think the original was done by Cartman.

[gridfaniker]

In Hickory (Pelvis Messly)


As the sperm flies
On a cold and gray Carolina morn
Silver's drinkin' beer and strokin' off to his porn
In Hickory

And his old lady cries
'Cause if there's one thing that she don't need
It's another curtain soiled with her old man's seed
In Hickory

People, don't you understand
He's gotta give himself a hand
Or his balls'll grow blue and they'll fall off some day
Take a look at you will see
His palms are hairy like a chimpanzee
And his vision gets worse and worse with every passing day

And the porn flick plays
And a middle aged man with a runny hose
Pounds on his weasel 'til his mansauce blows, In Hickory
Now he's ready again
He pops in a new tape, squirts out a little Jergens
And now he's getting busy with his well-worn gerkin, In Hickory

Then at the moment of ejaculation
The middle aged man makes a mess
No tissue in sight, or his trusty mason jar
He runs for the bathroom but it's too damned far

And his old lady cries
There's a big old splatter on the carpet in the hall
And a couple other splotches makin' tracks down the wall, in Hickory
And Silver sighs
On a cold and gray Carolina morn
He stumbles to the TV, grabs another piece of porn, in Hickory…

[The Brain]

WOO HOO!!! Quality Grid!!! :D