Concession Food Critics, Road Trips, TBR Bus, For Sale and Other Humor

[Braves]

I told you guys that when we first started it was the same people posting over and over. We were trying to do anything to draw interest to TBR. We certainly have come a long way since then...but I must admit it was fun to add a little humor to the posts.

[Prepster]

LOL! If it's North Meck, Braves, it's not going to be Andrew...since he pitches for nearby Hopewell!!

Oh well, like the rest of us, you've got a month to get it straight!

This gives me an opportunity to ask a question prompted by the thread on field improvements. Is it true that that there's been no snow on the South Meck field since last Thursday afternoon? Rumour has it that there's a subterranean heater and vacuum system that thaws and clears the playing surface of most unnecessary water...and a huge, automated squegee to gently remove the rest. If not, there's an idea for you and Sabrefan to bring up at the next Baseball Boosters meeting!

[NCBBallFan]

It's great if they have a heater under the field as long as it pipes into the visitor dugout also!

Yep, you might have to wait a few weeks longer (12-13) to see Cruse pitch this year.

[Prepster]

By the way, I hear that Gonzo's concerned about passed balls getting sucked into the vacuum. Neither one of us has ever seen that before.

[NCBBallFan]

Yeah, that's right! Some of the players are concerned that passed balls might not be the only ones afected by your new system!

[Braves]

ooops...I can't believe I said that!! ( I'll fix that )

In response to the South Meck field, no, they do not have a heating system in the visitors dugout....and doesn't everybody have a vacuum system under their field?

Bag's did not appreciate having the snow cover his field. But he did not install a subterranean heating system......Sheeeesh, I don't know what you guys could have been thinking!!

He's installing a Dome to ensure he doesn't have that problem again.

[Braves]

Originally posted by Prepster
By the way, I hear that Gonzo's concerned about passed balls getting sucked into the vacuum. Neither one of us has ever seen that before.

It's cool .....but one time an opposing player went after a foul ball back there and........ well, has anybody noticed how long Rob Wilson's arms have gotten

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Braves


It's cool .....but one time an opposing player went after a foul ball back there and........ well, has anybody noticed how long Rob Wilson's arms have gotten

I know what you mean Braves. It seems like it was only last month when he was a slender 5'10". Now he is what, something like 6'13". I think he must be related to Horowitz.

[Braves]

Originally posted by gonzo


I know what you mean Braves. It seems like it was only last month when he was a slender 5'10". Now he is what, something like 6'13". I think he must be related to Horowitz.

:roflmao:

[Original]

Prepster...didn't you know???? Braves had a sign up sheet at the last booster club meeting . It was a manual rotation by the parents to keep the field clear and dry. Hope it doesn't rain much this season.....it's so boring when you have to pull the 11 to 7 shift without the lights!

[Braves]

Originally posted by Original
Prepster...didn't you know???? Braves had a sign up sheet at the last booster club meeting . It was a manual rotation by the parents to keep the field clear and dry. Hope it doesn't rain much this season.....it's so boring when you have to pull the 11 to 7 shift without the lights!

Yeah, that is a bad shift..and those ducks on the field. I hated to go behind each one with a scooper...but what can I say...we're dedicated parents

[NCBBallFan]

Originally posted by Braves


Yeah, that is a bad shift..and those ducks on the field. I hated to go behind each one with a scooper...but what can I say...we're dedicated parents

I'm not sure that it's just the duck spreading the fertilizer now..... talk about propaganda!!!! You're going to give the other schools a bad name if your parents keep working night shifts like that.

[Baseball Manager 02]

Heres a responce to the south meck fild questions. its common knolage that south has a great field. i remember a day when rain cancled almost every game in the county, but the south independence game was moved to south, and in less then two hours we had the field playable. now since i was south's manager i will give you the secret. ok here it is... theres a room in the press box where we keep the Oompa-Loompas, yes Oompa-Loompas, little people with green hair. they come out after a storm, chanting Oompa-Loompa dopade do, and like magic the fields clear. but we have to keep this on the low we would not want to get them deported, because they will get eaten in there homeland!

[NCBBallFan]

So it's not DUCK fertilizer that makes the field so green after all!!! Oompa-Loompa's hunh.....

Does anyone know where we can get some green cards and bring some of these Oompa-Loompa's stateside from (I know, I know...but the INS insists on using the color GREEN :D ) Go Figure!

[Mudcat]

Baseball Manager 2, lol. I know at West Henderson we just use the full infield tarp, lol.

[phantom89]

Strong sources have informed me that the word GREEN has been used multiple times in conjunction with a South Meck field discussion. This shall be reported to the ruler of the Emerald City.

[NCBBallFan]

Isn't that Prepster????????

[Braves]

Originally posted by NCBBallFan
Isn't that Prepster????????

:roflmao:

[Original]

Oompa-Loompas :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:


I am still laughing......Wondered why ONLY the coaches and trusted staff were allowed in the press box! That explains the missing concession stand food:D

[observer]

Original started this one when she innocently asked about school policy. The rest of us could resist and the BagDome was born

What's the policy for practice or "workouts" when school is called off?

[Braves]

Bagwell just closed the roof and had his normal practice

[NCBBallFan]

Policy for workouts when school has been cancelled ....

The players gotta do it on their own - no coaches. Since the fields were soggy, that normally means "find someplace indoors"

Except South Meck who has a dome!!!
and heated visitor dugout!!!!
and underground water drainage pumps!!!

and a game tuesday with the temp in the mid-30's........:civilwar:

[Braves]

Originally posted by NCBBallFan
Policy for workouts when school has been cancelled ....

The players gotta do it on their own - no coaches. Since the fields were soggy, that normally means "find someplace indoors"

Except South Meck who has a dome!!!
and heated visitor dugout!!!!
and underground water drainage pumps!!!

and a game tuesday with the temp in the mid-30's........:civilwar:

oops...sorry. That dadgum heater went out in the visitor's dugout. We will try real hard to get it fixed before Tuesday

[Prepster]

Someone said that Coach Greeson might want to borrow the Giant Squegee if the BagDome's retractable roof is operable.

[Braves]

BagDome will be open Tuesday nite. 30- 40 degree weather predicted, but the fans ain't skeered. We had to sit through this during the football season ..ugh (I think that's what it was called )

[Braves]

During the spate of Ice Storms in February that was playing havoc on our scheduling, Braves submitted this one in response to a question about whether the field was playable .......

Nope...and I left my car outside

[NCBBallFan]

1 giant squeegee, foot operated (about 30 of them required). Perfect for baseball fields but too large for use on softball fields ... buyer is responsible for all transportation.

Item is being offered "as is" with no guarantee. Reason for sale - the Dome is being erected tomorrow. Bucket for ringing out squeegee is NOT included but is available separately. Bucket may double as a field house. Transportation is the buyers responsibility for the bucket also.

Contact South Mecklenburg H.S. in regards to this item.

Cost for squeegee: 1 Junior, .500 batting average
Cost for bucket: Free with paid squeegee. 1 Sophomore with .400 average by itself.

Negotible

[Prepster]

Proceeds to Sabres Baseball Booster Club, I presume, NC!

[NCBBallFan]

If checks is used instead of players (we are still on the reserve clause in this state), make them payable to:

The "SKYBOXES FOR SABRES FUND"

[Braves]

Anybody needing a ride to the Game of the Week @ Hopewell,
get your tickets early. The boat leaves promptly every hour on the hour

We nicknamed her " The Mustang"

For those who don't know, that's Gonzo driving the boat

[Braves]

The fine folks of the Sabre Baseball Booster Club would like to thank you for the plug.

We are now accepting deposits for PSL seats. Please make the checks payable to B-R-A-V-E-S @ Bagdome.com...and for a few more bucks we will allow you to join the oompas between innings for a once in a lifetime opportunity ( push the button that rolls the dome back)...included with this amazing offer, we will furnish a RED Sabre blanket for those cool nights and a GREEN one to keep those feet warm

Better hurry, 'cause the seats are limited and going quickly

Oh yeah...prices. We have a lot of different plans, but whichever you choose, you will automatically receive a 10 percent discount when checks are made out directly to Braves...so, cut out the middle man and save, save, save!

PS- I would like to thank the kind folks at Wachovia for donating 100 toasters for the first 90 fans.. Only 90 you say!..Sorry, I've got family to take care of. My in-laws want their toasters and I ain't about to tell them no

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Braves
Anybody needing a ride to the Game of the Week @ Hopewell,
get your tickets early. The boat leaves promptly every hour on the hour

We nicknamed her " The Mustang"

For those who don't know, that's Gonzo driving the boat

Braves, That would be "Captain Gonzo" to the land lubbers.:D

[Prepster]

It this what they refer to as "running the table?!"

[Braves]

That's what I have been saying all year. I'm glad that Prepster finally agrees that the Mustangs will run the table...isn't that so Capt. Gonzo?;)

[Braves]

The funniest thing, Prepster, is watching all those MP fan's trying to ski behind this boat.....and not spilling a drop of champagne

[Original]

:laugher: PULEEZE......Those flutes were custom designed and ergonomically engineered so the Champagne would not spill why skiing

[Original]

Braves...Is it TRUE that due to the fact that Prepster, Gonzo,NCBBall & DodgerBlues have made such large contributions to the new SabreDome that they are now entitled to "all you can eat "sunflower seeds from the concession stand?
Just want to be sure I know who to issue the seeds to at no charge when I am working. Please advise.

p.s. They will all be SO HAPPY when they hear the new sound system their contributions have allowed the SabreDome to purchase. The Dome is Rockin!:cool:

[NCBBallFan]

I was able to make a donation in lieu of payment. Braves seemed to think the 6'2", 230 lb Freshman with 6.6 60 yd speed was a fair trade......I really got one on HIM!!!!!

[Braves]

Well, let me say it was interesting riding on the boat today

In the midst of going to the game, one could tell it was not going to be a good day to play. People were depressed and complaining about the weather and the mood was getting dark .

Leave it to Prepster to shake the MP crowd out of their funk. While Capt. Gonzo was negotiating the white caps, Prepster broke out in song :guitar: ~~Row, row, row your boat...gently down the stream...merrily, merrily merrily merrily... ~~ next thing you know, there were 24 people crammed into the front of the boat singing along with prep

Leave it to the master to ensure people are focusing on what's important in life...and the man can sing too..multitalented

[Baseball Manager 02]

get your PSL why they last i was home just the other day and there almost gone. act now you not only get to see the oompas, but get a free trip into the green grass sabres factory. thats if you get the golden PSL.

[NCBBallFan]

Originally posted by Baseball Manager 02
act now you not only get to see the oompas, but get a free trip into the green grass sabres factory. thats if you get the golden PSL.

I need to upgrade my PSL to the Golden One - what is the current price?

[Baseball Manager 02]

well they dont come cheep. its one senior .550 BA, your best freshman pitcher, and a gaurenteed spot in this years state playoffs

[NCBBallFan]

The Meca 8 may have a playoff spot to sell this season....

We are open to the highest bidder - which conference wants it more???????

Our current offer: 1 sophomore from each SW4A school (distribution to Meca8 teams to be determined by ME) + free rental on the BagDome next fall for football practice. (Those spikes should knock that field out of the top ten easily by the end of football season).

[Baseball Manager 02]

hay that fields not top 10 its #1 in the state. add more seats and souths where the state playoffs would be held. plus i dont think a backhoe could distroy the beauty of that field. its been through bird atacks, drought, vadalisim, and floods that would make noas ark look like it was floating in a puddle. as the song goes God blessed texas, well i think he had a little left over and gave it to south.

[NCBBallFan]

Baseball Manager 02

I've been to Texas ---- you REALLY need a better analogy. I'm not too sure I would refer to the word "blessed" when discussing the Lockhorn State.

[Braves]

A well placed fastball from Daniel Bard...this might move you off the plate a little....

[NCBBallFan]

CUP CHECK !!!!!

[NCBBallFan]

Braves .... that wouldn't have been from a scrimmage against Atlanta would it? I know the Braves didn't want Glavine going to the Mets but Geez!!! :D :D

[SouthPawDad]

Now you've got me in hot water...I just spit Coke all over the table! LOL. My wife will kill me!

[Braves]

On our Road Trips, NCBBall, Prepster, Gonzo and I sample every concessions at every HS and rate them....and I Loooove Mr. Martin's bar-b-q @ Ashbrook...can't miss that...oh yeah, we try to catch some of the games, also:D


So help us out with our schedule..who has a great concession stand

Concession Food Critic

:banana: - ok..at least it's hot

:banana::banana: - might eat 2 hot dogs

:banana::banana::banana: - now we're talking. Have lost Prepster and NC during the games at these booths

:notworthy - forget it..we will miss the game

[NCBBallFan]

Once you've seen Prepster & Me, you'll understand his statement.

Here's Prepster at the Concession Stand:

[NCBBallFan]

Here's me at the concession stand....

[Braves]

Let us know in advance that you are coming..seats are limited due to the cheerleaders. But we try to accomodate our best friends and members..so sign up quickly

And yes, ..Gonzo drives the bus

[NCBBallFan]

As you can see, we are all highly qualified for the task at hand

[NCBBallFan]

Time Limit: 3 Weeks


Name.__________________________________________


1. What language is spoken in France?


2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.


3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to .
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY


4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic


5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?


6, What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?


7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)


8. What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners


9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton:
(a)Bush:
(b)Carter:
(c)Clinton:


10. Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky


11. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George
the Sixth. Name the previous five:


12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no


13. What are coat hangers used for?


14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?


15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic equilibrium - OR - spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.


16. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?


17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) Wisconsin


18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?


19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?


20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
(a) B.C.
(b) A.D.

[Braves]

Whew........I was a little worried there for a minute. I got most of 'em right. Can I be an AD now?

[NCBBallFan]

A new definition of the BagDome....

Hear is South Meck's new gothically inspired field house being inflated .... It serves as the garage for the TBR Bus and embarcation point for all road trips by the 3 mousekateers and their fearless leader - Coach Braves.

We are in desperate need of a navigator.... Prep just keeps looking for places to eat and gonzo & I are still learning to read road signs instead of looking at the pictures. Braves can't be expected to drive the bus AND figure out where we are going!!!!!

[reddtroll]

I got 15 out of 20.
That makes me too smart for Indy, too dumb for Prov., but just right for Butler!!!!! :D

[reddtroll]

Tee ball ??

[NCBBallFan]

Guys... I only listed the questions that I missed.....

[NCBBallFan]

original has donated his family vehicle for us to tow behind the TBR bus on Road Trips when we have too many passengers.

We want to thank him for his kindness. I know the tax write-off he will claim will more than offset the generous use he is allowing us.

[SouthPawDad]

Finally, posts worthy of this message board!! And for all you old coggers..."head 'em up, move 'em out"!

[SouthPawDad]

Make plans to visit during the Gaston County Easter Tournament and I'll make sure Mr. martin has the "butts a smokin"!

[NCBBallFan]

This summer, North Meck will start work on their new football field. As a side item, a new concession stand will be added to the facilities.

We have recently completed a survey of our food stocks and are pleased to announce some special treats. Braves has mastered CowCheeCooking and will be preparing fine delectable treats for all at special prices ($$$). We use only the finest ingredients. Come to the game and bring your appetite!!!!

[Original]

NCBBall....Don't forget the personal entertainment I provide when I drive my friends from TBR

[Original]

well being of a more "gentle " nature than some of your food critics I can only say that ONCE....YES ....ONCE in the past 10 years have I found a concession stand where I would eat the food (as you gentlemen so describe the stuff that comes across the counter).
It was the year 2000 , before the dome was put on, it was the summer and an ON DECK team ran the concession stand. Talk about SOME FOOD. It was home cooked spaghetti, lasagna, pork chops, chicken...and lots of veggies. Something different every week. That was something to look forward to as the sun set, the lights came on , and the summer breeze blew! It was AWESOME. It was like eating dinner at a big family reunion every game.

I just can not get excited about putting something in my mouth that has been flooting in water that has gelled globs of goop floting in it. Sorry. I know you gentlemen call them hot dogs BUT....YUCK! THEN....when someone asks for that nasty hot ,yellow / orange stuff that looks like melted plastic to be put on top...... I just can not fathom it. I'd rather pull the 3rd shift at the SouthDome keeping the ducks off the field and entertaining the ompha loompas than be subjected to the concession stand.

In all fairness I am not as well traveled as some so I WILL have to check out the Easter Tournament where the BBQ is supposed to be grand. Until that time.....I'll just sip my herbal tea from a styerfoam cup and pretend I am not hungry.:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[Braves]

Originally posted by Original
It was the year 2000 , before the doom was put on, it was the summer and an ON DECK team ran the concession stand. Talk about SOME FOOD. It was home cooked spaghetti, lasagna, pork chops, chicken...and lots of veggies. Something different every week. That was something to look forward to as the sun set, the lights came on , and the summer breeze blew! It was AWESOME. It was like eating dinner at a big family reunion every game.

ahhh...yes, i remember those days

:notworthy and a special thanks to that chef

[Original]

Indeed....Special thanks to the Chef and the Chef de Partie

[Braves]

Chef Ton'e was extraordinary..you won't see that kind of Concession food again

[NCBBallFan]

Act I: {The strangeness begins}

18:57:44 [NCBBallFan] No baseball again, darn it, I really miss it!

18:58:55 [ALTER EGO] I can tell, but tell me how you really feel

19:00:23 [NCBBallFan] I was going to build a dome at the High School today, but the store was out of kites....

19:00:50 [ALTER EGO] I don't understand, what were the kites for?

19:01:00 [NCBBallFan] We were going to tie them all together and fly a rain barrier over the field, but we can't get FAA approval.

19:02:06 [ALTER EGO] {Worriedly} Too bad, that may have worked {In a pig's eye!!}

19:03:32 [NCBBallFan] {With great enthusiasm} Then I bought 423 big fans in order to blow the rain back up in the air as it fell!

19:03:50 [ALTER EGO] {Very Nervously - worried about the stress on the nuclear power station in his back yard!} Have you tried it yet?

19:04:33 [NCBBallFan] {Dejectedly} The National Weather service made us stop. They said it looked like a tornado on their doppler radar screens.

19:04:44 [ALTER EGO] Too bad {As he hurriedly makes a phone call to the nearest psychiatric facility} But I guarantee, It's going to be alright.

{Stay tuned for Act II where Braves faces the critics over the cost of inflating the BagDome}

[Original]

so sorry NCBBall...you have been misinformed the BagDome a.k.a. the SouthDome is NOT inflatable...it it is a permanent roof that we just push a button and POOF....the roof comes over us or parts for the sun to shine through.....whatever we want....Just a flick of the wrist and touch of a button ! I have attached a diagram of the dome before it was completed.

[NCBBallFan]

He really meant to say the BagDome ANNEX ... poor deluded fool.

[Braves]

The best part of the dome....when it's retracted, it goes into the ground. You can't tell it's there..(don't want to impede the sight lines).

Oh and NC.......your drinking waaaay too much coffee, sir:)

[phantom89]

The best idea spotted so far at Myers Park comes from Mrs. Alk...bring sleeping bags and sit inside! This works great and really is warm! A little difficult if you like to jump up and yell, but other than that it is a good idea! Anyone else care to opine on this subject? Good luck to the Mustangs against Indy this afternoon. I will miss seeing the Gesslein family!

[phantom89]

We can't afford domes ...only sleeping bags...but I guess you could say they are self-retracting personal space domes!!!??? Our goal...a whole cheering section full of beautiful green sleeping bags...awesome!

[NCBBallFan]

Originally posted by Braves
Oh and NC.......your drinking waaaay too much coffee, sir:)

[NCBBallFan] :gmorning: Are you certain? :boune:

[ALTER EGO]: :stupid: Trust me, we're certain! Darnit!!

[Braves]

Is it a home game, Phantom?

Never mind..I just read the moderators schedule..@ MP

Boy, those moderators are on the ball

[Braves]

Originally posted by phantom89
We can't afford domes ...only sleeping bags...but I guess you could say they are self-retracting personal space domes!!!??? Our goal...a whole cheering section full of beautiful green sleeping bags...awesome!

I've seen those..the ones with the cute Red pillows on them. With the weather being rather cold, I'll bring the hot chocolate and we'll sing.........


















Christmas Carols

[Braves]

ACT ll

Braves: Games cancelled..nothing to do

Braves: what do you mean?..there are some great games to watch

Braves: Yeah, yeah..like who

Braves: Well, you've got NM @ Butler..possible Haushalter vs Porter..and Indy vs Myers Park with Woodard pitching

Braves: Woody's pitching?

Braves: Yep

Braves: Yeah, but those MP people don't like me

Braves: yeah they do..just don't be obnoxious with the red hat, red jacket and those nice, new red boots with the red Sabre buttons on them. They might not let you through the gate.

Braves: But I like those boots...it took me two weeks to find them at goodwill and even then I had to grab them out of the basket of some foreigner...she couldn't speak english, but i understood what she was yelling

Braves: Well Gonzo said he'll pick you up in the TBR bus with the cheerleaders

Braves: Hmmmm..I'm starting to feel better. Do you think Phantom will loan me a sleeping bag at the game?

Braves: Not a chance

Braves: Oh well, tell Gonzo to swing by and get me, but not by bus..I want to ride in the boat.

Braves: alright Braves..have a good time...and don't forget to checkout the concession stand!!

[NCBBallFan]

We may have to cancel the last two acts of this play.

I really don't think Mudcat & rcbbfan have had a chance to make up their lines !!!!!

[rcbbfan]

I'm afraid I just don't have the talent you guys have. LOL

[Braves]

Well, I can only comment about what we do at South Meck

We flip up the top and turn on the heat...the Bagdome is the greatest!!!

I had a great time at the " Mustang Corral " yesterday. I was received with slightly opened arms :D You guys looked great!!
and the team wasn't bad either

[Braves]

Bump for memory :D