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lj4three
03-31-03, 01:41 PM
is better than having cancer!!! woofucking hooo!!!!

besides having fucking sutures in my lower back, im all good!!

fuck medical malpractice- they aint got shit on me. :)
Ignatowski
03-31-03, 01:44 PM
congratulations, you blood-shitter.
QueenCityHillbilly
03-31-03, 01:47 PM
Under the knife? What the hell for?
DaveW
03-31-03, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by QueenCityHillbilly
Under the knife? What the hell for?


getting his dildo removed from his ass.
builder
03-31-03, 01:55 PM
You need to eat meat. It'll help clean you out better than couscous and mashed potatoes.
lj4three
03-31-03, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by QueenCityHillbilly
Under the knife? What the hell for?

had a cyst in my lower back and had a colonoscopy. they found some stuff in there but it was nothing cancerous, and they just removed the cyst on saturday. im gaining my weight back. :)
QueenCityHillbilly
03-31-03, 02:01 PM
How much shit was in your colon?
lj4three
03-31-03, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by QueenCityHillbilly
How much shit was in your colon?

i dont think there was any "shit" shit, i had two enemas to clear me up before surgery. from 4am to 6am, i musta hit the toilet at least 4 times.
DaveW
03-31-03, 02:05 PM
I bet the doctors were glad to see your curry eating inards leave the table.
lj4three
03-31-03, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
I bet the doctors were glad to see your curry eating inards leave the table.

i had to piss into a fucking jug.
DaveW
03-31-03, 02:08 PM
did you get to keep the cyst?
Savio
03-31-03, 02:11 PM
are you still a virgin?
lj4three
03-31-03, 02:13 PM
my answers are yes and no, but im not telling you the order in which they must be distributed. put your thinking caps on queefers. :)
flyfisher
03-31-03, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
did you get to keep the cyst?

that ain't right.:barf: