Mater sammiches

[plutosgirl]

Two slices 412 grain bread, lightly toasted.
Firm yet ripe tomato, acidic yet sweet.
Dukes mayo.
Pepper on mayo
Salt on tomato til it's visually bumpy.

Tomato slices should be directly proportional to bread thickness.

[Patti]

OMG, I love mater sammiches! :D

[DaveW]

and you wonder why you cant lose weight?

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by DaveW
and you wonder why you cant lose weight?

A. I didn't say I was eating it.
B. I didn't say I was actively trying.
C. I didn't say fuck you either:(

[Patti]

Originally posted by DaveW
and you wonder why you cant lose weight?

I use "lite" mayo asshole!! :mad:

[DaveW]

mayo asshole? that sounds nasty

[builder]

Originally posted by Patti


I use "lite" mayo asshole!! :mad:

ugh. Dukes makes a Lite? That's it....the end of the world is near.

[builder]

Originally posted by DaveW
mayo asshole? that sounds nasty

reminds me of felching.

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by builder


ugh. Dukes makes a Lite? That's it....the end of the world is near.

it's like fat free chips.... apocolyptic.

[Patti]

Originally posted by builder


ugh. Dukes makes a Lite? That's it....the end of the world is near.

I use Kraft. OK, I said it. I've been wanting to get that off my chest for a long time now. I'm outta the closet.

[plutosgirl]

I wonder how much worse it is to use light anything rather than just a little of the real thing.... seems cheese, chips and all that low fat stuff has something that has to be like plastic in it to make it work.

[DaveW]

anybody ever seen the dirty ass looking perverts that work in a mayo factory?

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by DaveW
anybody ever seen the dirty ass looking perverts that work in a mayo factory?

No, but it's bothering me you know about this.....
How could it be any worse than a peanut butter factory or a tofu factory for that matter?

[DaveW]

eat up, pluto...yummmmmy

[builder]

Originally posted by Patti


I use Kraft.

You are now scum.

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by DaveW
eat up, pluto...yummmmmy

I think I just got what you were talking about:(

[DaveW]

Originally posted by builder


You are now scum.


that rhymes with what she is probably eating

[DaveW]

Originally posted by plutosgirl


I think I just got what you were talking about



hello? McFly?

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by DaveW




hello? McFly?

dukey?

[DaveW]

Originally posted by plutosgirl


dukey?


math?

[Honeygirl]

Okay - now I know what I'm gonna make for my lunch today - thanks Plu! :liplick: I use Hellman's Mayo - thick, rich, full, creamy - :drool: I was going to make a comment about asshole mayonaise - but it's too early here. :)

[builder]

Honey....Do you guys have Dukes mayonnaise down there?

[plutosgirl]

In the summer when my herbs are healthy, I put chives, cilantro and a pinch of rosemary on my maters and brush them with olive oil..... mmmmmmm. :mushy:

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by DaveW



math?

:mad:

[Honeygirl]

Originally posted by builder Honey....Do you guys have Dukes mayonnaise down there? No - not that I know of. :( Is it good? Okay, I've just checked - and it's `Best Food's mayo that I use, not Hellmans :shakehead

[Farmer]

Originally posted by plutosgirl
In the summer when my herbs are healthy, I put chives, cilantro and a pinch of rosemary on my maters and brush them with olive oil..... mmmmmmm. :mushy:


hmmm.... idea for this summer....

You guys just don't realize... I live off of 'mater sammiches virtually all summer and then I can jars and jars and jars of 'em too.... I just opened a jar about a month or so ago and made a chili with it - when I opened it - it smelled like I was cutting into a fresh tomato out of the garden.... mmmmmmmmm....... 'mater sammiches - I can't wait!

[builder]

Originally posted by Honeygirl
No - not that I know of. :( Is it good? Okay, I've just checked - and it's `Best Food's mayo that I use, not Hellmans :shakehead

It'll be in the mail tomorrow. And you won't ever eat that second class shit again.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by builder


It'll be in the mail tomorrow. And you won't ever eat that second class shit again.


mmmmmm..mayo should do well traveling halfway across the world.

[builder]

Originally posted by DaveW



mmmmmm..mayo should do well traveling halfway across the world.

They do sell little plastic containers of the stuff now. You think they don't ship it to grocery stores in the back of semi trucks in the summer? Ever been in the back of one of those trucks? It's hot. HOT I tell ya.

[Honeygirl]

Originally posted by builder


It'll be in the mail tomorrow. And you won't ever eat that second class shit again. :saywhat: Builder! Lovey - wait until I come over - the cost of sending over a jar of anything will knock you sideways! (I'm not saying `no' too strongly though because I'm a mayo bitch at heart - I put it on everything :D ) You rule lovey - :)
Farmer - I grow my own tomatoes too and I'm usually swamped halfway through the season. I've have yet to find a good preserving recipe. You wanna share? And Plu - I do the same with my herbs too - matter of fact, past weekend I just redid my whole garden :D.

[LadyJane]

Originally posted by Honeygirl
No - not that I know of. :( Is it good? Okay, I've just checked - and it's `Best Food's mayo that I use, not Hellmans :shakehead

I do believe Best Foods owns Hellman's mayo, so it depends on where you live which you have available. I think I saw that on the back of my hellman's jar...one second, I'm going to check...yep, same company. :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by builder


They do sell little plastic containers of the stuff now. You think they don't ship it to grocery stores in the back of semi trucks in the summer? Ever been in the back of one of those trucks? It's hot. HOT I tell ya.


I dont eat that shit so they can let it sit in the back of a hot truck for as long as they want.

[Farmer]

Originally posted by Honeygirl
:Farmer - I grow my own tomatoes too and I'm usually swamped halfway through the season. I've have yet to find a good preserving recipe. You wanna share?


absolutely ! Anything I do in the kitchen is fairly simple too...

[LadyJane]

Originally posted by DaveW
anybody ever seen the dirty ass looking perverts that work in a mayo factory?

I'm sure there are stories for every food factory. I heard some really horrible ones about pickle factories when I was in college :barf:

[Farmer]

Originally posted by LadyJane


I'm sure there are stories for every food factory. I heard some really horrible ones about pickle factories when I was in college :barf:


spill it.....

[LadyJane]

Originally posted by Farmer



spill it.....

Let's just say that the men used to relieve themselves in the pickle vats, and it wasn't really noticeable given the color of pickle juice to begin with....

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by LadyJane


Let's just say that the men used to relieve themselves in the pickle vats, and it wasn't really noticeable given the color of pickle juice to begin with....

that's why they say men jack off in the mayo and rats get in the peanut butter ( which I believe ). What about ketchup factories, you think ppl cut themselves and bleed in it, or quacamole factories, you think they bring baby shoo shoo in and mix it in? I find all of it hard to believe, except for the rats in the peanuts.

[DaveW]

baby shoo shoo?

[LadyJane]

Originally posted by plutosgirl


that's why they say men jack off in the mayo and rats get in the peanut butter ( which I believe ). What about ketchup factories, you think ppl cut themselves and bleed in it, or quacamole factories, you think they bring baby shoo shoo in and mix it in? I find all of it hard to believe, except for the rats in the peanuts.

I'm not sure if you're saying that you don't believe me, pluto, and if you're not then just ignore me :), but my friend used to work in one in high school, and the urine in the pickles is definitely a true story, at least at the plant he used to work in.

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by LadyJane


I'm not sure if you're saying that you don't believe me, pluto, and if you're not then just ignore me :), but my friend used to work in one in high school, and the urine in the pickles is definitely a true story, at least at the plant he used to work in.

Well hell jane, I was hoping it was one of those, 'they say' not I know things.:( I like pickles. I'm sorry.

[slydevl]

39 posts is 38 more than need to be posted to say everything there is to say about tomato sandwiches

[LadyJane]

Originally posted by plutosgirl


Well hell jane, I was hoping it was one of those, 'they say' not I know things.:( I like pickles. I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry :), and I wish it weren't true. I just didn't want you to think it was one of those a friend of a friend of a friend told me.....(though I'm sure that's what you were hoping for :) ) At any rate, I still eat pickles after all that. :huh: Think about how many foods you couldn't eat if you avoided them based on stories--true or made up. Hmmm...forget Atkins, I may be on to something there...:D

[builder]

Originally posted by LadyJane


Let's just say that the men used to relieve themselves in the pickle vats

Pickle juice.... :liplick:

[DaveW]

Originally posted by builder


Pickle juice.... :liplick:


:D

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by slydevl
39 posts is 38 more than need to be posted to say everything there is to say about tomato sandwiches

That isn't nice sly, I have 'thread start' anxiety as it is... I won't start another one ever.:(

[Honeygirl]

Originally posted by LadyJane I do believe Best Foods owns Hellman's mayo, so it depends on where you live which you have available. I think I saw that on the back of my hellman's jar...one second, I'm going to check...yep, same company. :) Thanks LJ - I thought I was going mad there for a moment. I think on one occassion we got the `Hellman's' labelled ones - so that's where I got it from. :) Cheers for checking! Thanks Farmer - I love preserving recipes...especially when I'm growing the stuff and it's going to waste. I love preserving - it brings out the nesting thing in me. :)

Originally posted by LadyJane


Let's just say that the men used to relieve themselves in the pickle vats, and it wasn't really noticeable given the color of pickle juice to begin with.... Oddly, I don't find this as upsetting as I should. Though, I'm hoping that the pickling spice is indeed pickling spice and not wee gallstones. :worried:

[Honeygirl]

Originally posted by plutosgirl That isn't nice sly, I have 'thread start' anxiety as it is... I won't start another one ever.:( I have the same anxiety lovey - which is why this will now be the neverending thread that will one day end up in the Hall of Fame. :D

[Puttingood]

mater sandwiches belong in the Hall:)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by plutosgirl


That isn't nice sly, I have 'thread start' anxiety as it is... I won't start another one ever.:(



sly is just jealous because he will blow up like the goodyear blimp if he eats bread.

[plutosgirl]

Originally posted by DaveW




sly is just jealous because he will blow up like the goodyear blimp if he eats bread.

I know you are really saying I'm fat now, it's ok really, really it is.

And he won't if he uses whole wheat bread.:)

[wossa]

pluto you start all the threads you want especially about mater sammiches.

You can go start one in MY forum. I got your back.

Your recipe was perfect except you need white bread - not toasted. The maters are best if they are still warm from the sun.

And if its not so sloppy that you have to stand at the sink to eat it you did something wrong. :cool:

[plutosgirl]

Thanks Wossa, you're a sweety:smooch:

[pantherking]

yuck mayo is nasty stuff


ill just take some bacon and sweet mustard on my mater sammich

[wossa]

Originally posted by pantherking
ill just take some bacon and sweet mustard on my mater sammich

thats not a mater sammich

its a bacon sammich with mater on it

big difference

[pantherking]

bah whats a sandwich without meat anyways

[Shrapnel]

I won't touch one. I heard tomatos make hair grow on your snappy.


:rolleyes: :mad: :confused:

[Bunky]

your good ol buddy, the pest control man, can tell you all you want to know about food establishments and "behind the scenes" goings on. It's really quite frightening.

[lj4three]

bunky, is it possible for you to make a mater sammich at your place? i shoulda axed last night- that white dood hooked me up on the veggies.

[Bunky]

i got tomato. i got bread. i got mayo. i think we can handle it.

note to self--dock his pay for extre vegis added.

[lj4three]

dude- dont be harsh on eminem jr. he took the order and made the sammich, he could of used some help though. :)

[Bunky]

shit, he needs to earn that 6 bucks an hour. well, 5.50 now if he's hooking up folks with the extras.

[DaveW]

$6 bucks an hour to make sammiches? You hiring?talk about a slack ass job

[lj4three]

whos that old man who sits in the corner and talks to himself, thats the 2nd time ive seen him at your place.

[Bunky]

i agree. but to hear this folks bitch about not making enough money. it'll kill you. 6 is about right.

[Shrapnel]

Originally posted by lj4three
whos that old man who sits in the corner and talks to himself, thats the 2nd time ive seen him at your place.

Bunky's dad

[Bunky]

in the ball cap and sports illustrated sweatshirt? that's bill. comes in. usually a bowl of soup, tea and a couple of cookies. looks at the paper, watches traffic. goes outside for a smoke. enjoys a refill on tea. moseys on home. bill.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Shrapnel


Bunky's dad


wrong ..its Bunky

[lj4three]

Originally posted by Bunky
in the ball cap and sports illustrated sweatshirt? that's bill. comes in. usually a bowl of soup, tea and a couple of cookies. looks at the paper, watches traffic. goes outside for a smoke. enjoys a refill on tea. moseys on home. bill.

he's the man- i got into a short conversation with him about people who make illegal left turns.

[Bunky]

Originally posted by Shrapnel


Bunky's dad

My dad did pull a shift here yesterday.

[Shrapnel]

Who's the old hag in the other corner who uses her crud-filled cooter as au jus for her roast beef sandwich?

[Bunky]

janet. she was just here. bad for bouncing checks, too.

[Patti]

Gotta love the regulars. :p