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Kakia69
03-28-02, 04:56 PM
Britney Spears isn’t wowing them in the U.K. The singer angered fans when she refused to spend time with them. Now she’s irritated slightly more sophisticated Brits by confessing that she doesn’t know who Tony Blair is. When told that Alastair Campbell is a big fan of hers, Spears asked who he is. “He’s Tony Blair’s right-hand man,” Spears was told, according to the London Daily Mirror. “Tony Blair?” said Britney. “I’ve never heard of him either. Who is he?” Spears was told that Mr. Blair is the prime minister. “Oh!” she reportedly gasped. “He’s very important then if he’s the prime minister. That’s a real tough job, isn’t it? It’s really cool that this guy Alastair Campbell likes me, then.”
Cause she's a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Who is suprised. Anyone?
you should hear that song done in barbershop.
barracuda
03-28-02, 05:27 PM
She doesn't need to be smart, I'll bet she Fucks like a mink and she is loaded after all. She is also very easy on the eyes
:wtf:
Captain Morgan
03-28-02, 05:28 PM
Kakia, I used to like you. You can say what you want about me, my wife, my mom & dad...but don't mess with Britney. Them's fightin' words. :mad:
Kakia69
03-28-02, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Kakia, I used to like you. You can say what you want about me, my wife, my mom & dad...but don't mess with Britney. Them's fightin' words. :mad:
awwww, cap, don't be angry. i think she has one hot little body and the girl has some really awesome moves. I just wish she was a little more book smart, that's all.
barracuda
03-28-02, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by Kakia69
awwww, cap, don't be angry. i think she has one hot little body and the girl has some really awesome moves. I just wish she was a little more book smart, that's all.
Why?
:kiss:
Hurricane
03-28-02, 05:57 PM
I said it b4 I'll say it again...dumb is good... :p
SilverSurfer
03-28-02, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by PuckBunny
I said it b4 I'll say it again...dumb is good... :p
Yeah, what puck bunny said. I hope Britney stays dumb as they come. The sooner she realizes she won't make it in Hollywood and her teenibopper singing days are over, the sooner she'll be in Playboy and I'll be posting the pics in the Cafe.
Captain Morgan
03-28-02, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by PuckBunny
I said it b4 I'll say it again...dumb is good... :p
Dumb and blonde is even better.
mathmajors
03-28-02, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Them's fightin' words. :mad:
No, no, no. It's like this:
Dems fight'n woids!
Anybody can be a Yankee, but who would want to?:p
Superfluous_Nut
03-28-02, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by SilverSurfer
Yeah, what puck bunny said. I hope Britney stays dumb as they come. The sooner she realizes she won't make it in Hollywood and her teenibopper singing days are over, the sooner she'll be in Playboy and I'll be posting the pics in the Cafe.
I'm with you, surfer. C'mon, Britney, hurry up with the failed acting career so we can see yer hooters.
I figure she's got another bad movie in her, then an out-of-touch album of her more sophisticated material, then yet another bad movie at which time she'll pose for playboy to try to get buzz going and change her image.
Better yet, she could pull a Milano and jump right into soft-core tease flicks. That's a sure-fire way to re-invent yourself.
chuckrichey
03-28-02, 08:35 PM
i heard the ither day from a "good" source that she is the reason behind jeff and brooke gordon's divorce!;)
Captain Morgan
03-28-02, 08:39 PM
Was she with Brooke or Jeff? Please let it be Brooke...and please let there have been a hidden camera there.
chuckrichey
03-28-02, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by Captain Morgan
Was she with Brooke or Jeff? Please let it be Brooke...and please let there have been a hidden camera there.
sorry,not brooke!did you notice she and n'sync boy broke up a litle before they announced their divorce,she caught him with her from what i was told(my source works in nascar)!!
Kakia69
03-28-02, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by SilverSurfer
Yeah, what puck bunny said. I hope Britney stays dumb as they come. The sooner she realizes she won't make it in Hollywood and her teenibopper singing days are over, the sooner she'll be in Playboy and I'll be posting the pics in the Cafe.
Cheers to that!! And let's not forget the Olsen twins!!
SilverSurfer
03-28-02, 11:20 PM
Sounds good! Me, you, her, and them. :D
The Brain
03-28-02, 11:25 PM
Gimme any one of those 4... no wait the Olsen Twins are a team... so they go as a pair... mkay gimme... Kakia or Britney or the Twins and I'll be happy I don't need ALL of them... I'm not greedy :D
-Side Note: SilverSufer is in NO WAY included in that... I would be willing to buy him a beer and ogle girls that are in the same room with him... but that's where the line is drawn
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