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lushboobs
05-26-03, 02:12 PM
When I was around 20 I was visiting a friend at san diego state.
At some point a bunch of us were parked on the roof of a parking structure hotboxing in a car. We must have been there for a really long time, I'm not sure... but at some point I had to pee. So, I was gonna walk to the dorm. I looked around, saw no elevator and started my long walk down the 5 level structure... My plan was to walk down the whole thing level by level, and I was so annoyed while I was doing it too, I remember. Finally my friend yelled down from 2 levels up, "Hey, Why don't you just take the stairs?!" :p
lushboobs
05-26-03, 03:04 PM
Nobody here has ever smoked? there are 55 @%$#! replies to the stupid things you've done while drunk post...
You're all drinkers? eh? Hmm... yeah, right.. sure you are.
;)
chuckrichey
05-26-03, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by lushboobs
Nobody here has ever smoked? there are 55 @%$#! replies to the stupid things you've done while drunk post...
You're all drinkers? eh? Hmm... yeah, right.. sure you are.
;)
i got high once(alot more than once but)and tried to go "cosmic bowling",i passed out from all the stobe lights and spotlights flying around!that was some good shit!:D
way too many to even count...
lushboobs
05-26-03, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by chuckrichey
i got high once(alot more than once but)and tried to go "cosmic bowling",i passed out from all the stobe lights and spotlights flying around!that was some good shit!:D
passed out or experienced...
Photosensitivity is sensitivity to flickering or intermittent light stimulation but includes sensitivity to visual patterns. Photosensitive epilepsy therefore can be defined as recurrent convulsions precipitated by visual stimuli, particularly flickering light
My friend in san fran once had a siezure randomly from going into one of those virtual reality machines at some nightclub - the glasses he put on had a flashing red light, he's not epileptic or anything, he just happened to have a problem with the flashing.
Or maybe it was just the good shit! ;)
lushboobs
05-26-03, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by wossa
way too many to even count...
well, is it that or you can't remember them to count them! ;)
chuckrichey
05-26-03, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by lushboobs
passed out or experienced...
Photosensitivity is sensitivity to flickering or intermittent light stimulation but includes sensitivity to visual patterns. Photosensitive epilepsy therefore can be defined as recurrent convulsions precipitated by visual stimuli, particularly flickering light
My friend in san fran once had a siezure randomly from going into one of those virtual reality machines at some nightclub - the glasses he put on had a flashing red light, he's not epileptic or anything, he just happened to have a problem with the flashing.
Or maybe it was just the good shit! ;)
no,it was good shit,i have been back many times since then and no ill effects to speak of:)
lushboobs
05-26-03, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by chuckrichey
no,it was good shit,i have been back many times since then and no ill effects to speak of:)
right on, glad to hear it. Strobe lights are a trip. We have some midnight madness bowling here, but I'm too old now, it's all highschoolers. I guess I shoulda gone when it was my turn.
Taken a calculous test.
Built a house.
Took 15 minutes to pay for Mountian Dew due to inability to stop laughing.
frisbee golf.
chuckrichey
05-26-03, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by lushboobs
right on, glad to hear it. Strobe lights are a trip. We have some midnight madness bowling here, but I'm too old now, it's all highschoolers. I guess I shoulda gone when it was my turn.
never too old to go cosmic bowling,its fun for all ages!
I was kissing and licking my gf and somehow got her deoderant on my tongue. Then I freaked and started to panic because I couldn`t feel my tongue any.
I got up and brushed and went back and got busy.
Aahh, those were the days my friend.
WilliamJ
05-26-03, 06:27 PM
I had a conversation with an ATF Agent in an ABC store about his sidearm and I was wearing my "Free Mr Fatty" T-shirt. It had on it 100 uses for Marijuana and my eyes were glazed red and barely open.
lushboobs
05-26-03, 06:40 PM
Hey the aussies just legalized medical marijuana use. baby steps folks. baby steps.
I saw this great documentary on the sundance channel a few days ago called grass (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0214730) which is about the introduction of marijuana to the US and who brought it, when it was legal, and focused on one moron who made it his lifes work to outlaw it. The film used a lot of original ads that would roll before movies, which were completely fabricated b.s. They claimed as little as 1 marijuana cigartette would make you go insane... and the ad showed 3 kids from the 30s or 40s hanging out smoking J's and acting like freaks.
The keyword being " acting "
I highly recommend the film, it's good learnin'
SilverSurfer
05-26-03, 08:35 PM
Got the munchies and ate a whole bag of peanuts - still in the shell- when I was about 19.
The next morning I started puking. Puked off and on for 3 days.
Then there was the time when I threw the rock straight up in the air, and watched it come down and crash right into my forehead. 8 stitches.
There are more, but those are the first 2 I think of.
jazzbluescat
05-26-03, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by lushboobs
Nobody here has ever smoked? there are 55 @%$#! replies to the stupid things you've done while drunk post...
You're all drinkers? eh? Hmm... yeah, right.. sure you are.
;)
I did so much "experimenting" that I can hardly remember '65-'80.:rolleyes:
Silliest thing I ever did, besides ODing on LSD many times, is eating mashed potatoes with my fingers, in a restaurant giggling w/my friends.
[BTW: Pot being a criminal offense has got to be one of the most ludicrous of laws.]
PantherPaul
05-28-03, 03:14 AM
My college years are a blur. One time when I had been sampling the herb a little heavily I ate an entire box of Capt Crunch w/ Crunchberries and a half gallon of milk in a large salad bowl. I don't think I ate for 2 days afterwords
Honeygirl
05-29-03, 03:35 AM
Way, way back in the day I was house sitting and had this wicked gathering of friends who turned up and basically, we spent the night getting hammered. Sometime during the evening - I had a wee puff or nine, and within five minutes I'm out to lunch and having a bloody good time. Anyway, someone suggested this rather unique party trick (:rolleyes: ) where you take your jeans down to your ankles and in a line we see who can run around the house the fastest. So - I drop my jeans, and a whole lot of us penguin trott around the house, finally getting up enough speed so we're almost going at full gallop. As I recall, it was a chap called Glen who fell first - :(. All I remember was a heaving mass of hysterically laughing stoned young twenty somethings - ripped off our heads - laying over each other, pretty much in the nuddy.
Gawd, I miss those days :D!
chuckrichey
05-30-03, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Honeygirl
Way, way back in the day I was house sitting and had this wicked gathering of friends who turned up and basically, we spent the night getting hammered. Sometime during the evening - I had a wee puff or nine, and within five minutes I'm out to lunch and having a bloody good time. Anyway, someone suggested this rather unique party trick (:rolleyes: ) where you take your jeans down to your ankles and in a line we see who can run around the house the fastest. So - I drop my jeans, and a whole lot of us penguin trott around the house, finally getting up enough speed so we're almost going at full gallop. As I recall, it was a chap called Glen who fell first - :(. All I remember was a heaving mass of hysterically laughing stoned young twenty somethings - ripped off our heads - laying over each other, pretty much in the nuddy.
Gawd, I miss those days :D!
man,you just described a masacre!!!!:D
Honeygirl
05-30-03, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by chuckrichey
man,you just described a masacre!!!!:D
My bum's not that big Chuck! :D
Originally posted by Honeygirl
My bum's not that big Chuck! :D
Show me HG.:wink2:
meatpile
05-30-03, 07:45 PM
I once shoved a 40 lb bag of dog food into the bottom half of the refrigerator. You know, I was done feeding the dog and had to put it somewhere.
Rode a bike to Krispy Kreme with a big backpack and bought like $20 worth of donuts (1987 prices) and packed them up and rode them back and ate like 6. There were several hundred donuts leftover.
I got tired of my clothes and threw them all away.
I ate about a 1/2 oz of shrooms right before my door-to-door sales job. I puked on someone's porch, argued about Jim Bakker and then got completely lost - I was a minor and we had routes. The boss looked for me for hours and I was just wandering around.
jazzbluescat
05-30-03, 09:18 PM
Meatpile :D
I've done wierd shit like that, and, at the time it seemed perfectly normal.
Even gotten lost and took it in stride, like it was perfectly normal to be lost(even in my own neighborhood).
Originally posted by dig-it
I was kissing and licking my gf and somehow got her deoderant on my tongue. Then I freaked and started to panic because I couldn`t feel my tongue any.
I got up and brushed and went back and got busy.
Aahh, those were the days my friend.
:roflmao:
let's start off threads in a forum other than the HOF.
muff_spelunker
05-31-03, 08:06 AM
Sat at a flashing caution light for about 20 minutes waiting for it to turn green while my passenger flicked the ashes out the window with the window rolled up. Ate Cool Whip on toast. Lit lots of filtered cigarettes backwards - YUCK! Dropped acid and started a bon fire at 3am to burn vinyls.
Good times. :)
-lay in the middle of the living room floor staring up at the celiling fan listen to NPR pondering the wonders of life for hours upon end.
-screwed some FUGLY men
-get lost while driving on a route I take day after day. (My sense of direction gets shot. Actually, I think I just forget where I am.)
**** I have to tell one on Max'Daddy here. About 4 years ago when I lived in Morganton, I had a pool party for his birthday. MD came over early, started making frozen margerittas (?sp) in the blender, popped a Xanax or two and relaxed. When the guests arrived, one of my buddies who use to smoke rolled MD a HUGE doobie. That did it, she was down for the count. Poor thing. She slept thru her own birthday party. :D
I got high while sitting in the car pumping gas. Got out of the car to pay, then drove off. About 5 miles down the road a cop pulls me over and asks why I still had the nossel hanging out of the gas tank. - Night in jail
Another time I got high while pumping gas locked the keys in the car with it running. - Cost a couple hun.
Got high and locked my keys in the trunk at the beach. - Mo money.
Got high before surfing all the time. Once I ended up in a rip current and ended up 2 miles down the beach at Wrightsville. - Scared the shit out of me.
I could go on, but they get progressively worse from here.
- Ordered a Big Mac at Hardee's
- Threw all my clothes, aside from the underwear, in the campfire.
- Started a thread in the Hall of Fame.
Village Idiot
05-31-03, 07:42 PM
once when i was a teenager me and my cousin were on the front porch burning one with a friend. we were giving each other shotguns and were real high. our friend wanted a nose hit and my cousin blows the hunk of coals off the end of the joint and it goes up our friends nose.....just like a vacuum cleaner. that brought howls of laughter and nearly caused a fight. man that was funny. :D
Village Idiot
05-31-03, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by SilverSurfer
Then there was the time when I threw the rock straight up in the air, and watched it come down and crash right into my forehead. 8 stitches.
. :roflmao:
When I lived in a big ole house with 4 other people, we all got high and went to KMart and bought a slippy slide. Set it up in the yard and played like 10 year olds. Needless to say joints were circulating around all day. Sounds stupid I know. You had to be there.
I was once doing a road trip to talley town from miami, and we started toking in the swamp, when we got to clewiston all had a raging case of the munchies and we pulled into the cuban supermarket there, unfortunately the first foodstuffs that I saw upon enter the place was fig newtons. Yep ate a whole large package of them between clewiston and sebring. I shit my way to tallahassee.
Then there was the time I decided to go ride an elevator in the prudential building in boston. Unfortunately it was 2AM and boston was an hour and a half away. The door was locked.
jazzbluescat
05-31-03, 11:04 PM
Then there was the time when I threw the rock straight up in the air, and watched it come down and crash right into my forehead. 8 stitches.
:D
This thread rocks.
Meat, I literally laughed until my girl came and checked to see if I was allright.
The night I stopped playing with one of the local bands around Charlotte, me and one of the guitar players were sitting there getting high outside the Olds I was driving (that would break the next day, unrelated). Started at 4 am when we were done and packed up and made it over toward my apartment. We finished up at 6 am when the day was getting light and some kids were starting to wander around. So needless to say, there was some consumption going on.
I went upstairs to my apartment.
I went into the freezer and there was one of those big family sized lasagnas in there.
Ate it.
Slept through the next day.
i've never done any drugs.
what's it like to be stoned? like being drunk?
WilliamJ
06-05-03, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by LarryD
i've never done any drugs.
what's it like to be stoned? like being drunk? Seriously Larry, how did you get to be 30something without trying any drugs? I wish I had, because the misery they created in my life long ago was beyond compare. However; I would not be the person I am today. Or would I be a better man? What one thing did your parents do that kept you from experimenting or did they?
kinda, but in the other direction.
Originally posted by WilliamJ
Seriously Larry, how did you get to be 30something without trying any drugs? I wish I had, because the misery they created in my life long ago was beyond compare. However; I would not be the person I am today. Or would I be a better man? What one thing did your parents do that kept you from experimenting or did they?
i've thought about that before, because, i don't like the thought of knowing that my little ty or jillian will someday be so drunk or high that they can't think straight.
i don't really know what a parent can do. i know that i was always scared to do drugs -- or drink. not for fear that my parents would be mad at me, or that i would disappoint them, either.
i never hung around kids that did any drugs. i never went to parties in high school. i was fine with my few friends staying up all night, listening to music, playing video games, swimming, playing baseball, building forts, playing with legos, working on the computer, checking books out from the library on the occult, reading every doonsebury or bloom county book printed, reading comic books, watching movies, going to my dad's apartment every other weekends, traveling to see my grandparents in south florida, watching college football and baseball, going to friends houses -- keeping busy.
i never had a job, so i never had any money. hence, i could never spend it on drugs. any money i had, i probably stole from my mom to go play video games at the arcade.
once i had disposable income, i spent it on partying and music. i worked at six flags over georgia in atlanta during the summers of 88 and 89. lots of partying there, but only drinking for me.
i've never even seen anyone smoke pot. i've smelled it before though.
my only brush with drugs was when one of my best friends, gerald alonzo, got into them in high school. he went to leon and i went to lincoln. he transferred over to my school in 10th grade when he went to live with his dad. he was extremely talented, but i think that life was hard on him. i saw his needles in a zipper case in the glovebox of his truck on the way to school one morning. a few months later, i found out that he had killed himself in his father's garage when he left his truck running. as i've said before, that has always stayed with me.
meatpile
06-05-03, 06:21 PM
Drugs were the biggest mistake i ever made.
drugs are bad. mkay.
mailman
06-05-03, 06:21 PM
You ain't alone Larry, I ain't ever done drugs either.
Nytdreamer
06-05-03, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by LarryD
i've never done any drugs.
what's it like to be stoned? like being drunk?
I never done any drugs, never even been drunk, and I've tried to get drunk.
chipshot
06-05-03, 06:26 PM
Tripping on mushrooms I forgot where I parked my car. The next day I thought it had been stolen so I ate some mushrooms and called the cops. They started kicking in when they came to my dorm to take the information. I sat in the car and talked to him for 30 minutes as they began to take effect. The next day I ate mushrooms again and came accross my car somehow and had to call the cops and tell them it was a misunderstanding.
Originally posted by magnus
kinda, but in the other direction.
what does that mean?
i remember one kid in high school saying, "larry you are so damn funny -- you'd be funny as hell stoned."
In the other direction.
Kinda like pH - you have basic, which is a normal, acidic and alkalinic which are growing extremes in both directions.
It's like drunk in a different direction - same absolute feeling, but different effects. Your mind's less cluttered, more focused, though I'm sure doing more diminishes it. Both tend to lose some inhibition, you usually have more control with drugs but not in a manner where you want to go operate a crane.
A lot of people are more creative stoned because they can think easier. There's less crap and annoyance and clutter. I kinda think of it being in a child's mind but with all you now know.
meatpile
06-05-03, 07:36 PM
Taken 8 grams of acetaminophine.:(
Puttingood
06-05-03, 07:37 PM
Taken 8 grams of acetaminophine.
you call that drugs?
meatpile
06-05-03, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Puttingood
Taken 8 grams of acetaminophine.
you call that drugs?
The Darvon made me do it.:(
jazzbluescat
06-05-03, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by magnus
In the other direction.
Kinda like pH - you have basic, which is a normal, acidic and alkalinic which are growing extremes in both directions.
It's like drunk in a different direction - same absolute feeling, but different effects. Your mind's less cluttered, more focused, though I'm sure doing more diminishes it. Both tend to lose some inhibition, you usually have more control with drugs but not in a manner where you want to go operate a crane.
A lot of people are more creative stoned because they can think easier. There's less crap and annoyance and clutter. I kinda think of it being in a child's mind but with all you now know.
Yep. Also, it can be the exact opposite (from clarity, etc.); your head can get cluttered, you can get very paranoid, be reduced to sniveling idiot; swing from one extreme to the other, can totally lose control. You can over dose.
It depends on the drug, your personality, your mood, lots of variables. It's often like playing Russian roulette, very unpredictable. Some people are lucky and never have a "bad" experience with drugs.
And I ain't bullshitting/"intentionally" trying to skeer anybody.
Hard drugs are bad. I won't touch them. But pot isn't as bad as alcohol IMO. If I had kids I would rather they smoked pot than drink alcohol.
Originally posted by Patti
Hard drugs are bad. I won't touch them. But pot isn't as bad as alcohol IMO. If I had kids I would rather they smoked pot than drink alcohol.
'Hey mom, did you do mesc before the disappeared it?
Originally posted by VOR
'Hey mom, did you do mesc before the disappeared it?
:confused:
Originally posted by Patti
But pot isn't as bad as alcohol IMO.
Preach it sister! The most dangerous thing I have done stoned is drive 25mph on Interstate at 2am trying to find an open McDonald's.
Originally posted by Patti
:confused:
just wondering. Carry on.
Originally posted by Fred
Preach it sister! The most dangerous thing I have done stoned is drive 25mph on Interstate at 2am trying to find an open McDonald's.
That's what I'm talking about!!!!
jazzbluescat
06-05-03, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Fred
Preach it sister! The most dangerous thing I have done stoned is drive 25mph on Interstate at 2am trying to find an open McDonald's.
You're a wildman, Fred.:D
When I was in college, there were not too many drugs I didn't sample...but I hated pot..THC...or some that were stronger.
The only drug I prefered was coke....and the only reason I didn't have a habit was because I couldn't afford it. But I loved it!!
I'm not proud of it and haven't done any drugs since college...but I was a party boy!!
The most embarrassing thing that happened to me occured when my girlfriend at the time came back to school from Christmas break. Man, I missed her and could hardly wait to see her that night. Well, I went to a party where she was going to meet me that night. Somebody gave me some pill to take (THC I found out later) and an hour went by before I saw her. When she saw me, she ran up in my arms and gave me a big kiss. When we disengaged from the embrace, I looked into her eyes and knew I was in big trouble.... I couldn't remember her name.
Originally posted by Braves
When I was in college, there were not too many drugs I didn't sample...but I hated pot..THC...or some that were stronger.
The only drug I prefered was coke....and the only reason I didn't have a habit was because I couldn't afford it. But I loved it!!
I'm not proud of it and haven't done any drugs since college...but I was a party boy!!
The most embarrassing thing that happened to me occured when my girlfriend at the time came back to school from Christmas break. Man, I missed her and could hardly wait to see her that night. Well, I went to a where that she was going to meet me that night. Somebody gave me some pill to take (THC I found out later) and an hour went by before I saw her. When she saw me, she ran up in my arms and gave me a big kiss. When we disengaged from the embrace, I looked into her eyes and knew I was in big trouble.... I couldn't remember her name.
Hahahaha Dave's not here
Originally posted by Braves
The only drug I prefered was coke....and the only reason I didn't have a habit was because I couldn't afford it. But I loved it!!
what does that do to you?
Originally posted by LarryD
what does that do to you?
it makes you feel good.
it makes you want more.
thus begins the problem...
voyergirl
06-06-03, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by mailman
You ain't alone Larry, I ain't ever done drugs either.
me either:D
Originally posted by voyergirl
me either:D
I've never tried heroin.
voyergirl
06-06-03, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by Mr Yuck
I've never tried heroin.
but you've tried the rest?
Originally posted by voyergirl
but you've tried the rest?
not all the rest. not even most of the rest. but heroin is a nice word, I wanted to use it.
voyergirl
06-06-03, 01:16 AM
i've always liked the word opium
peyote
now thats a cool word
peyote
Originally posted by voyergirl
but you've tried the rest?
Pretty much. But heroin, THAT'S for losers...
Now, let's see...
Crashed a car, climbed the Verrazanno and Manhattan bridges, walked from Brooklyn to midtown Manhattan (OK, that was on acid), had a terrible college interview, passed a multiple choice final exam without any idea about the material, stared at the milk in the refrigerator wondering where the milk was, dragged a dropped driveshaft for 50 miles on the highway in 4 wheel drive, took my dad's car with a friend from Brooklyn to the Hamptons and back from midnight Sunday night to 7 AM monday morning in time for school when I was 14, accidentally flipped off a cop that I didn't see directing traffic, spraypainted a pentagram on the roof of a 72 Buick Centurian, got stuck trying to get my car out of a hotel parking deck in Hamilton Ontario after a Dead show for like an hour with traffic backed up honking at me (OK, acid involved there, too). Come to think of it, I've done much stupider stuff on acid than stoned.
voyergirl
06-06-03, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by sadic1
Pretty much. But heroin, THAT'S for losers...
Now, let's see...
Crashed a car, climbed the Verrazanno and Manhattan bridges, walked from Brooklyn to midtown Manhattan (OK, that was on acid), had a terrible college interview, passed a multiple choice final exam without any idea about the material, stared at the milk in the refrigerator wondering where the milk was, dragged a dropped driveshaft for 50 miles on the highway in 4 wheel drive, took my dad's car with a friend from Brooklyn to the Hamptons and back from midnight Sunday night to 7 AM monday morning in time for school when I was 14, accidentally flipped off a cop that I didn't see directing traffic, spraypainted a pentagram on the roof of a 72 Buick Centurian, got stuck trying to get my car out of a hotel parking deck in Hamilton Ontario after a Dead show for like an hour with traffic backed up honking at me (OK, acid involved there, too). Come to think of it, I've done much stupider stuff on acid than stoned.
cripes saydick it is a no wonder you don't want people to know your true identity.....you ever do the dew commercials??
Originally posted by voyergirl
cripes saydick it is a no wonder you don't want people to know your true identity.....
hehe - all us former partiers could tell stories like this...
I think I related a few of mine already over in the hall of fame
Originally posted by voyergirl
cripes saydick it is a no wonder you don't want people to know your true identity.....you ever do the dew commercials??
That was a long time ago. And that's the stuff I CAN talk about...yikes.
voyergirl
06-06-03, 01:44 AM
sometimes i feel left out, i have no real stories to tell:( i always thought this was a good thing. i'll have to live vicariously through you people:D
jazzbluescat
06-06-03, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by sadic1
Pretty much. But heroin, THAT'S for losers...
Now, let's see...
Crashed a car, climbed the Verrazanno and Manhattan bridges, walked from Brooklyn to midtown Manhattan (OK, that was on acid), ....... an hour with traffic backed up honking at me (OK, acid involved there, too). Come to think of it, I've done much stupider stuff on acid than stoned.
Yeah, sure; blame it on drugs an' acid. ;)
[btw: acid is a drug; I know you're just making a destinction.]
Don't ever feel left because you haven't destroyed your mind and body with drugs. I still wonder what I'd be like if I never did half the drugs I've done.
For every funny story, I've got 20 horror stories.
Jail is not fun. Paying fines suck. Wrecking vehicles is no good. Throwing up until you dry heave isn't pleasant. Going to rehab is a pain in the ass. Watching you or your friends go to prison and overdose is the end result for most drug users. Trust me I've lost enough friends to both.
It's fun to talk about this shit, but there is definately another side to the story.
plutosgirl
06-06-03, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by voyergirl
sometimes i feel left out, i have no real stories to tell:( i always thought this was a good thing. i'll have to live vicariously through you people:D
You can live thru some of my stories voyer, but something tells me you have some sex stories that surpass my drug stories by leaps and bounds...:p
chipshot
06-06-03, 09:44 AM
[btw: acid is a drug; I know you're just making a destinction.]
he was making the distinction between "stoned" and "tripping"
Originally posted by chipshot
he was making the distinction between "stoned" and "tripping"
Apparently, it takes a former burnout to understand the distinction.
Stargazer
06-06-03, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by voyergirl
sometimes i feel left out, i have no real stories to tell:( i always thought this was a good thing. i'll have to live vicariously through you people:D
In this case Voy, vicarious is better.
Originally posted by Stargazer
In this case Voy, vicarious is better.
I figure it's one of those things where, if you survive that period in your life, you're all the richer for your experiences. If you don't, then maybe not.
Ignatowski
06-06-03, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by LarryD
i've never done any drugs.
what's it like to be stoned? like being drunk?
same here.
Been drunk, but never touched drugs. My sister made up for my lack of consumption.
Originally posted by voyergirl
sometimes i feel left out, i have no real stories to tell:( i always thought this was a good thing. i'll have to live vicariously through you people:D
No worries. We all make life choices based on what's best for us. Some take drugs - some did too much, now can't or won't. Some still do. Some do occasoinally. You're not missing anything you don't want to miss, if that's your choice. I both respect that and admire that if that's what your principles are. It beats having a story of "that time I got strung out and got gang raped" or "that time we got something that was laced with acid and my friend died" or "that time I killed somebody over my next hit". Luckily most people have good stories to tell, and we are all still here to tell them. That's all that matters, still being here to go at it another day.
jazzbluescat
06-06-03, 11:53 AM
Now, group hug.:mushy:
Isn't being stoned stoopid enough?
builder
06-06-03, 11:56 AM
I once got stoned, drank half a fifth of Goldschlager and peach nectar, 6 boilermakers, laughed at a stuffed monkey that looked a lot like the girl that was holding it, and passed out on the only toilet at a friend's apartment. I got to see lots of snatch as the girls straddled me to pee. The guys went off the balcony I guess. Anyways...I can't be within 6 feet of anything with cinnammon in/on it now. :(
hasbeen99
06-06-03, 03:49 PM
Never been drunk, but I did get a buzz once. I slammed a frozen margarita on an empty stomach on a hot day at the Outback. It kinda surprised me. I was prolly okay an hour later after a nice big meal, but I gave the keys to Mrs. Hasbeen anyway. Wasn't worth risking a DUI.
I've never done illegal drugs. Never had a desire to. By the time I was in high school, the alcoholics in my family had me so turned off to anything related to drugs and alcohol, I almost turned into a walking public service announcement.
I did, however take a very nice 3-day trip to Vicodinland after outpatient surgery before I got married. My urethra had developed two blockages of scar tissue that had to be cut out, and there was only one way to get where the doc needed to go. I didn't have insurance at the time, and general anesthesia would've cost too much money, so the doc tried a local that didn't work.
So, feeling sorry for myself and wanting desperately to forget what had happened, I maxed out on my vicodin prescription and basically slept for three days. The only time I woke up was to eat, go to the bathroom, and take more vicodin, if you could even call it waking up. My roommate finally set me straight and got me functional again. Probably a good thing I have such an adverse side effect to vicodin now, otherwise I'd probably be inventing reasons to get prescriptions for it.
lushboobs
06-10-03, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by Patti
Hard drugs are bad. I won't touch them. But pot isn't as bad as alcohol IMO. If I had kids I would rather they smoked pot than drink alcohol.
right on patti!
lushboobs
06-10-03, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by Mr Yuck
I've never tried heroin.
me either
lushboobs
06-10-03, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by chipshot
he was making the distinction between "stoned" and "tripping"
Not that this has anything to do with tripping, but I think it's better to be high than stoned.
:p
jazzbluescat
06-10-03, 08:11 AM
Hard drugs are bad. I won't touch them. But pot isn't as bad as alcohol IMO. If I had kids I would rather they smoked pot than drink alcohol.
I know whatcha mean. But, I wouldn't recommend kids use pot, either; the main reason being a psychological one. Knowing the impressionable nature of kids, I've heard it said that they tend to be much more impressionable under the influence(of pot); which can impede their growth and maturity.
Asiaonna
06-10-03, 03:37 PM
Okay, i was roller skating, and i went to the bathroom, and i am doing my pee thing....smiling...and then...all of a sudden i hear the music, and it is my favorite song!!!!
so i jumped up....pulled my pants up, and practically rolled right out of the bathroom!!!.....oh how i was soooo happy to skate to my favorite song, but as i was going....i was wondering why, i could'nt get speed up......i am thinking, i feel good, my songs on, and i look down to find wet toilet paper wrapped around my wheel!! it was pretty embarrasing, and funny, and since it was wet, it made a bit of a mess and everyone around me just laughed, and went on!!!smiilng.....
Originally posted by Asiaonna
Okay, i was roller skating, and i went to the bathroom, and i am doing my pee thing....smiling...and then...all of a sudden i hear the music, and it is my favorite song!!!!
so i jumped up....pulled my pants up, and practically rolled right out of the bathroom!!!.....oh how i was soooo happy to skate to my favorite song, but as i was going....i was wondering why, i could'nt get speed up......i am thinking, i feel good, my songs on, and i look down to find wet toilet paper wrapped around my wheel!! it was pretty embarrasing, and funny, and since it was wet, it made a bit of a mess and everyone around me just laughed, and went on!!!smiilng.....
Now that is funny.:lol2:
crazyfingers
05-27-08, 03:17 PM
I had a conversation with an ATF Agent in an ABC store about his sidearm and I was wearing my "Free Mr Fatty" T-shirt. It had on it 100 uses for Marijuana and my eyes were glazed red and barely open.
Thats cool. I gave two of those T shirts to some of Chimes Streets cops in Baton Rouge. Turned out they became part of their D.A.R.E. program displays for schools.
We both have done stupid things with those shirts.
Thats cool. I gave two of those T shirts to some of Chimes Streets cops in Baton Rouge. Turned out they became part of their D.A.R.E. program displays for schools.
We both have done stupid things with those shirts.
william j sucked a lemon up is butt. chiphsot hates america.
jazzbluescat
06-01-08, 07:58 AM
I sold pot to two out-of-uniform cops back in the '60s. It was cool then, we sat around sampling, but on hindsight I think I should've first asked for some ID.:smoke2:
It's was never so much stupid stuff but stuff that got hair lipped while stoned.
Around 1969 me and Tim (RIP) were cruising one night in his Triumph TR6and decide to go up to Rivera beach (north of West Palm Beach, Fla) and score a couple of ounces of weed. We did, and on the way back we went down Flagler drive by the Inter Coastal waterway in West Palm. We saw a guy we knew walking down the street and pulled over in a side street and burnt one with him.
While we were burning another one the guy said there had been a car fire bombed a couple of blocks over. We saw some cop cars go down Flagler drive behind us. We gave the guy the rest of the joint and pulled away headed for US1 (Dixie Hwy) I told Tim to turn his lights on. He did as a car turned the corner heading our way a block ahead. I told Tim if it was a cop to give me his bag and I'd stick them under my seat. Surer than shit it was the law and after he passed us he turned around and followed us.
We pulled out on US1 and started toward lake Worth. Before we got a block we were forced up on the curb and surrounded by cop cars and motor cycle police. They had Tim go to the back of the Triumph and answer questions. I sat in the car until they called me out to see if my story was going to match Tims. I left the door open like there was nothing in the car. Cops had flashlights on it immediately but didn't search it. As I was answering the cops questions I noticed that the cops in front of me were looking pissed. It was then I realized I had a T-shirt on that said,
Compliments of Frankie's bail bond and dry cleaning
Let us get the fuzz off your back
So they had us get back in the Triumph and go over to where the burnt out car was. We got out (surrounded) and walked up to the cop filling out the report. Tim recognized the cop as the guy he was drinking at the the El Cid bar a couple of nights before and he let us go.
Ta Da
And another time around 1977 me and David (RIP) and Jerome and Huey (RIP) were all fried from drinking and eating mushrooms before we took off on a canoe trip down the Savannah river at Anderson SC. OK, this was kind of stupid. We had two canoes (one pulling a raft with the beer) and left the dock while the damn was releasing water generating power. The first ten miles were idyllic, the water was fast and well above the rocks.
We got down to Iva S.C. and some old black guy on a dredge we passed told us we should put our life jackets on because of the rapids ahead. We did and went around a bend and all the sudden were were in some light white water. Well, the water started splashing in our canoe and the other canoe with the raft was starting to swap ends. Their canoe went under and they climbed on the raft. Our canoe went under but we stayed in it and kept it upright until we caught a branch off and over hanging tree and tied off the canoe as it went under the limb with us sitting on it like drowned rats. Jerome and Huey went around the bend, the last we saw of them was Huey popping a beer as they went out of sight.
We got to the Georgia shore and started walking down the river to find the other two. They had managed to grab the last brier bush before they went over the Class 5 whitewater that was the Old blown out Anderson damn, all re bar and concrete with a suck hole at the bottom.
We spent a cold night and in the morning found our canoe hanging straight up and down from the tree we had tied off to. We ported our canoes through the old dam and camped on the beach to dry out our stuff before heading on.
Village Idiot
07-09-08, 09:26 PM
william j sucked a lemon up is butt. chiphsot hates america.awesome
Village Idiot
07-09-08, 09:47 PM
It's was never so much stupid stuff but stuff that got hair lipped while stoned.
Around 1969 me and Tim (RIP) were cruising one night in his Triumph TR6and decide to go up to Rivera beach (north of West Palm Beach, Fla) and score a couple of ounces of weed. We did, and on the way back we went down Flagler drive by the Inter Coastal waterway in West Palm. We saw a guy we knew walking down the street and pulled over in a side street and burnt one with him.
While we were burning another one the guy said there had been a car fire bombed a couple of blocks over. We saw some cop cars go down Flagler drive behind us. We gave the guy the rest of the joint and pulled away headed for US1 (Dixie Hwy) I told Tim to turn his lights on. He did as a car turned the corner heading our way a block ahead. I told Tim if it was a cop to give me his bag and I'd stick them under my seat. Surer than shit it was the law and after he passed us he turned around and followed us.
We pulled out on US1 and started toward lake Worth. Before we got a block we were forced up on the curb and surrounded by cop cars and motor cycle police. They had Tim go to the back of the Triumph and answer questions. I sat in the car until they called me out to see if my story was going to match Tims. I left the door open like there was nothing in the car. Cops had flashlights on it immediately but didn't search it. As I was answering the cops questions I noticed that the cops in front of me were looking pissed. It was then I realized I had a T-shirt on that said,
Compliments of Frankie's bail bond and dry cleaning
Let us get the fuzz off your back
So they had us get back in the Triumph and go over to where the burnt out car was. We got out (surrounded) and walked up to the cop filling out the report. Tim recognized the cop as the guy he was drinking at the the El Cid bar a couple of nights before and he let us go.
Ta DaBack in '76, me and a friend of mine were walking back to his car after a three day concert at the, then, Charlotte Motor Speedway. It was called the August Jam, put on by BigWAYS Radio and featured The Allman Bros., Fogghat, Emerson Lake & Palmer, and a shit load of other bands. Somehow, he ended up wearing my shoes and I had my socks, balled up in my pockets, and walked barefooted. We passed a couple of county cops along Hwy. 29 and they stopped both of us, "What is that in your pockets?"
I said, "socks". They proceeded to say that if they found any drugs then I would go to jail, but if I told the truth, they would let us go. I said, "Go ahead and search me". They did and found my old, stinky socks and let us go. They didnt bother to search my friend. He was holding over an ounce of pot and a several grams of hash. My heart was pounding in my chest til we got halfway back to Mooresville. Then we got high.
Back in '76, me and a friend of mine were walking back to his car after a three day concert at the, then, Charlotte Motor Speedway. It was called the August Jam, put on by BigWAYS Radio and featured The Allman Bros., Fogghat, Emerson Lake & Palmer, and a shit load of other bands. Somehow, he ended up wearing my shoes and I had my socks, balled up in my pockets, and walked barefooted. We passed a couple of county cops along Hwy. 29 and they stopped both of us, "What is that in your pockets?"
I said, "socks". They proceeded to say that if they found any drugs then I would go to jail, but if I told the truth, they would let us go. I said, "Go ahead and search me". They did and found my old, stinky socks and let us go. They didnt bother to search my friend. He was holding over an ounce of pot and a several grams of hash. My heart was pounding in my chest til we got halfway back to Mooresville. Then we got high.
One night in San Francisco (1970) I had just scored an OZ from a friend in North beach and was walking back to my place in the Tenderloin at the time. I was at Russian Hill when a cop car pulled up to the curb behind me and the passenger cop got out and said to take my hands out of my pockets. I was fRieD and didn't hear what he said and kept walking. He said it again and I turned and started walking toward him. He pulled his gun and said, "TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS." That got my attention and I put my hands up in the air. He searched me sticking his hand in my field jacket pocket and squeezing the OZ and then left it there. He said there was a robbery on Russian Hill and he was looking for someone with a gun. He told me the next time I was told to take my hands out of my pocket to do it and they left. I know he knew I had a bag of pot... yea San Francisco.
crazyfingers
07-14-08, 03:37 PM
One night in San Francisco (1970) I had just scored an OZ from a friend in North beach and was walking back to my place in the Tenderloin at the time. I was at Russian Hill when a cop car pulled up to the curb behind me and the passenger cop got out and said to take my hands out of my pockets. I was fRieD and didn't hear what he said and kept walking. He said it again and I turned and started walking toward him. He pulled his gun and said, "TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS." That got my attention and I put my hands up in the air. He searched me sticking his hand in my field jacket pocket and squeezing the OZ and then left it there. He said there was a robbery on Russian Hill and he was looking for someone with a gun. He told me the next time I was told to take my hands out of my pocket to do it and they left. I know he knew I had a bag of pot... yea San Francisco.
One night in S F waiting for a Jerry Garcia Band show at the Stone Theater (1987 I think) we walked a block away to smoke a bowl. A police occifer came up to us and I stondedly tried to pass him the pipe.
He told us we couldnt loiter in front of that bank.
YEA San Fransisco is right.
Village Idiot
07-14-08, 10:21 PM
One night in San Francisco (1970) I had just scored an OZ from a friend in North beach and was walking back to my place in the Tenderloin at the time. I was at Russian Hill when a cop car pulled up to the curb behind me and the passenger cop got out and said to take my hands out of my pockets. I was fRieD and didn't hear what he said and kept walking. He said it again and I turned and started walking toward him. He pulled his gun and said, "TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR POCKETS." That got my attention and I put my hands up in the air. He searched me sticking his hand in my field jacket pocket and squeezing the OZ and then left it there. He said there was a robbery on Russian Hill and he was looking for someone with a gun. He told me the next time I was told to take my hands out of my pocket to do it and they left. I know he knew I had a bag of pot... yea San Francisco.lucky fucker
awesome
i very well may have been high when i wrote my assessment of chip and will. doesn't mean it isn't true. i really hope one of those sharks off the charleston coast bites that mutherfucker in the throat. i did have the good times of spending some baseball time with braves recently, but i wasn't high, mostly drunk.
and i was accused of being playa this past weekend. i would have smoked if i had the weed.
aklima1
12-25-08, 05:12 AM
stimulation but includes sensitivity to visual patterns. Photosensitive epilepsy therefore can be defined as recurrent convulsions precipitated by visual stimuli, particularly flickering light
My friend in san fran once had a siezure randomly from going into one of those virtual reality machines at some nightclub - the glasses he put on had a flashing red light, he's not epileptic or anything, he just happened to have a problem with the flashing.
fastlane22
02-27-09, 04:44 PM
I tried acid halloween night in 95. Walked on campus at UNCC around 3:30am that night since I couldnt sleep. I stumpled across a tree with what looked to me was about 50 toilet bowl lids hanging from it. I never tried to touch one as it freaked me out. Anyone here that was at school there at that time remember if that actually happened or it was amongst the many things I saw that night that didnt exist.
jazzbluescat
02-28-09, 10:11 AM
I can't vouch for your truism, but I remember being at college and seeing pizza plastered all along stairwell walls. So, toilet seats in a tree ain't much of a stretch, is entirely feasible.
Ocho Cinco
03-06-09, 11:31 AM
One night in S F waiting for a Jerry Garcia Band show at the Stone Theater (1987 I think) we walked a block away to smoke a bowl. A police occifer came up to us and I stondedly tried to pass him the pipe.
He told us we couldnt loiter in front of that bank.
YEA San Fransisco is right.
ha, that's awesome
needawindow
03-12-09, 08:14 AM
I got one.
jbghostrat
03-19-09, 10:45 AM
i replied to every thread with...I got one
yeah, that is stupid :wacky:
jazzbluescat
03-19-09, 01:41 PM
Does eating furburger count as a stupid thing did while stoned?
I tried acid halloween night in 95. Walked on campus at UNCC around 3:30am that night since I couldnt sleep. I stumpled across a tree with what looked to me was about 50 toilet bowl lids hanging from it. I never tried to touch one as it freaked me out. Anyone here that was at school there at that time remember if that actually happened or it was amongst the many things I saw that night that didnt exist.
I was an art student at UNCC at that time and saw much weirder things around campus that some students tried to pass off as installation art. Like hanging 50 toilet seats from a tree. Don't remember that one in particular but wouldn't be surprised.
jbghostrat
05-08-09, 03:36 PM
Does eating furburger count as a stupid thing did while stoned?
why is that stupid?
jazzbluescat
05-08-09, 06:50 PM
why is that stupid?
I stand corrected.
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