Things that you are embarrassed to admit that you like

[Sportsgirl]

1. "The Wiz" starring Diana Ross and Michael Jackson. This has got to be one of the worst movies ever made, but I watch it every time it comes on cable.

2. Allen Iverson - He's nothing but a tattoo-covered thug, but I think he's very sexy.

3. Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood - Every now and then I'll turn to PBS to catch the beginning of the show when he walks in and sings his signature opening tune and I'll sing with him.

4. Barbara Streisand's singing - Personally, I can't stand her, but I have to admit she's got a great voice.

5. Country music - I can only tolerate a small amount from people like Faith Hill, Martina McBride, and Shania Twain.

6. Playing Ms. Pac Man - This game is so, so old, but it's my favorite video game, besides Donkey Kong and Galaga.

7. The Gold Rush ride at Carowinds - It's a rickety, old thing, but I just love it. I ride it over and over.

8. The dog shows on Animal Planet - I won't ever understand why these owners spend thousands on their pets, but some of the dogs are so cute.

9. President Bush - I didn't vote for him and couldn't stand him, but I find myself more and more actually caring about listening to his speeches.

10. Talking to the people on this forum all day long - I probably should be working.;)

[Lainey]

1. Omitted***

2. HGTV. I could watch one show after another if only I could keep the remote hidden from everyone else.

3. My Peter, Paul and Mary CD's. I remember hearing PP&M playing on the record player when I was a little girl and spent the summers at my G-Mother's. Listening to them takes me back to those days.

4. Snuggling up next to DH at night and watching The Discovery Channel...sappy, I know, but it feels so safe and warm. I love the Detective shows.

5. Queen. I think Freddie Mercury had the most amazing voice.

6. Reading. I have a library full of the most wonderful books. I have been an avid reader since I was a child.

7. Bewitched, Petticoat Junction, Gilligan's Island, M*A*S*H...I love the old shows.

[gridfaniker]

I roll up pieces of tissue paper, drop them in the toilet, pretend they're little ships and try to sink them with piss-bombs.

I always make sure my hang-down is hanging down my right pantleg.

I used to date a girl who shaved my ball-sack once a week. And I liked it!

I try to hit small woodlands animals if they try to cross the road in front of my car. Cats and dogs get a free pass.

I like to wear an Indian headdress and clogs during sex.

[slydevl]

1. Wossamotta U

2. MTV's The Real World

3. Reading Science Fiction/Fantasy Books

4. Moulin Rouge

5. Strom Thurmond

6. Duke football

[chipshot]

Pabst Blue Ribbon
the old show "Get a Life"
the old show "The Tortelli's" (Cheers spinoff)
midgets
monkeys
FoodTV
Jim Beam
clear liquor drinks
Basset Hounds
sand in my pants
The Weather Channel
uninating in the shower
uninating in a pool
defacating in the ocean
hangovers
VH1 Battle of the Bands

[Fred]

Heck, I've already admitted I like dick. What can embarrass me now?

[Sportsgirl]

Originally posted by Lainey
1. Omitted***

2. HGTV. I could watch one show after another if only I could keep the remote hidden from everyone else.

3. My Peter, Paul and Mary CD's. I remember hearing PP&M playing on the record player when I was a little girl and spent the summers at my G-Mother's. Listening to them takes me back to those days.

4. Snuggling up next to DH at night and watching The Discovery Channel...sappy, I know, but it feels so safe and warm. I love the Detective shows.

5. Queen. I think Freddie Mercury had the most amazing voice.

7. Bewitched, Petticoat Junction, Gilligan's Island, M*A*S*H...I love the old shows.

lol. Lainey, wasn't it PP&M that sang the song "Puff the magic dragon"? I remember them as a little girl too.

I like a lot of the same stuff as you. lol. I've got a Queen's Greatest Hits CD. I like Discovery Channel and the old shows from TV Land/Nick at Nite. I'll watch HGTV every blue moon.

Another embarrassing admission......I like Martha Stewart. I don't have time to make all the crap that she likes to make, but she does provide some helpful household tips.

[Shrapnel]

Originally posted by Sportsgirl

- It's a rickety, old thing, but I just love it. I ride it over and over.



Fred used to say this about his elderly uncle Norris.

[sadic1]

I like alot of strange crap and have alot of things about me that should probably be embarrassing, but I think I was born without an embarassment mechanism.

[SandMan]

1. Spankin
2. Listening to "Hello its me" (Todd R.) 20 minutes straight.
3. Owning the disco vinyl version - extended remix of "Ring my Bell"
4. Posting on message boards.
5. Picking my nose at a stop light.

[Shrapnel]

Originally posted by sadic1
I like alot of strange crap and have alot of things about me that should probably be embarrassing, but I think I was born without an embarassment mechanism.

From what your wife has told me, its a good thing.

Thank you. I'll be here all week.

[SilverSurfer]

1. The Bee Gees

2. Pounding the Flounder

3. Eavesdropping

4. Voyeurism

5. Potato Chip Sandwiches

[VOR]

I like spam.

I'm totally addicted to robert ludlum and paul erdman novels.

I like corduroy jeans and penny loafers

I'd rather sit infront of the tv watching robowars and eating cheetos than doing any thing. . . almost.

[boo-urns]

1 the Ramones
2 Adam Sandler movies
3 World Cup Soccer
4 Picking my nose while driving to the grocery store then handling various pieces of produce

[mathmajors]

Pinky and the Brain (not 'The Brain', necessarily)

www.createafart.com

The Batman Animated Series

Hmm. I keep thinking of cartoons I like for some reason.

[wossa]

[list=1]
Slydevl ( aww shucks you almost made me cry )
Pissing in my back yard
watching scrambled porn trying to catch a glimpse of breasts
peanut butter and mayonaise sandwiches
vienna sausages
harlequin romance novels
Tears for Fears ( Everybody Wants to Rule the World - play it loud)
this year - UNC basketball
[/list=1]

Oh yeah and I was just reminded of one more :

Being attracted to the short, plump, cute black girl that cleans our offices every night. I could almost pull a George!

[LarryD]

i gotta tell you , i'm with sadic on this one. i keep thinking of things that i like, but i'm not embarrassed by them. y'all might talk about it, but it really doesn't bother me.

i like:

martha stewart

food network

if i listen to any fm radio, it's one of the two hip-hop/rap/r&b stations

this message board

being geeky about stuff

i'd rather take a nap with my 2-year-old than do most anything

watching people repair xerox machines, cobble shoes and getting my measurements taken

wearing hats to bed

flicking boogers

madonna songs

wearing my sunglasses to work every morning (even though it's 5:30 a.m. and completely dark)

watching all of the cartoons that ty watches (i REALLY like rollie pollie olie and barney isn't so freaky).

not going to church

running errands so i can get some alone time.

knowing that in a previous life i was black

i put hershey's syrup on american cheese slices and eat them

i almost always grab a string cheese at the supermarket, eat it while walking around and don't pay for it. sometimes, i grab a coke and drink it, too.

at some point, i've probably thought about having "relations" with every woman i've ever met

i have spit on cars that park right at the front of the supermarket in the fire lane.

i cry every night of the olympics, no matter who wins

i write down the license plate of people who throw their cigarrette butts out their car window

i dont care as much about local politics as i should

i'm not worried about my future

peeing in the pool or ocean

the only book ive read from front to back in the past few years is harry potter

i like watching figure skating, the westminster dog show, e!'s red carpet show and scholastic sports america

i cry when i'm driving sometimes when i think about losing my son, or my sister, or my brother, but not my dad

i get playboy and stuff magazine

i've never done any drugs

i like to listen to the bloodhound gang and 2 live crew songs

i like watching a baby story and a wedding story -- and cry during each episode

i don't really enjoy opening presents on christmas

i don't like eating what i cook nearly as much as i like watching other people eat what i cook



:D

[meatpile]

On a hot day, teabagging my ball sack into a bowl filled with ice water.

:)

[Puttingood]

Little House on the Prairie---
Chad and Jeremy
Archie Bunker
Court TV and anything on that channel
Penguin shows
Thomas the train and Mr. toppem hat
Love Story
Miss_tery
Watching my little dog bite joggers
Watching joggers fall when they step on the black walnuts on my sidewalk
Taking the toilet paper out of a public bathroom
Farting in a fine restaurant
Taking towels with me from a motel
Going in Eckerds and buying extra large condoms
Finding the pin numbers to my wifes credit cards
Being able to say "You can't get there from here" I love that !
Seeing the startled look on a childs face when you tell them that you ate the Easter Bunny
Stealing a movie or music off the internet
Signing up for the Charlotte Marathon and then drinking beer at home and joining back in at the finish

I could go on and on---there are so many things I enjoy doing.

[SilverSurfer]

Larry, you've been in that Jack Daniels, haven't you?

[WYDD]

pro wrestling
putting my hand on my sac when i talk on the phone
extended craps while reading sports illustrated or e.w.
is "friends" a guilty pleasure??
carolina panthers football

[gutter]

WOW, some of us are a lot alike.

1. Like WYDD, I will rub my crotch when I'm on the phone.

2. The Golden Girls, Seventh Heaven, and Looney Tunes.

3. Setting my alarm on Saturday, just so I can wake up to remind myself I can sleep in that day. I always smile.

4. Farting in the shower.

5. Bluegrass music.

6. Not showering on my days off.

7. Smelling my armpits on my days off.

8. Like most guys on here, spanking the monkey way too often.

[cltbuilder]

I hardly find anything embarassing either. I do like some rather odd things, and since I know most of you would rather eat live goldfish than to hear about them, I'll tell the one that Whizzer has already elluded to.....

Yellow hankie = Watersports.

:D

[cltbuilder]

Oh....and I am intrigued by the smell of my own farts too.

And I rub my pussy every morning while I'm doing my duty on the toilet.

[VOR]

Oh fish sticks I love fish sticks, the big ones though not those little ones that they try to sell now.

[Fred]

I like to go into WalMart after eating some of my dad's pinto beans that he has slow cooked on the wood stove downstairs for about 2 days, (Those things are vicious.) and sneak up behind old women. Then I slowly waltz by them and let a silent one rip. Then I just move on to the next aisle. I did that about Christmas time and an old man and woman got into an argument about who had done it. She thought he did and he thought she did. I also like to fart while the animals are in bed asleep with me. My black pussy woke up one time, took a sniff and then lifted his leg and smelled his own butt! I guess he thought he had messed on himself.

[VOR]

Speaking of animals, one day I'm standing there taking a leak and the dog comes walking by and looks at what I'm doing in the bowl and shoots me the dirtyest look I eversaw.


Oh yeah I also thought Paul Revere and the Raiders were great.

that i like porn this what i am embarrsswd to talk about this with my parent

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Regis and Kelly(only for Kelly)
Ed(Now that Kelly Ripa will be joining the cast after the Olympics)
Summer nights cruisin in the Honda with all the windows down
An occasional and well timed trip to the Paper Doll
Accidentaly speeding past a cop, looking back to see he's not coming to pull me over
Summer nights, in my front yard in the lawn chair, drinking High Life and listening to George Jones
John Anderson, especially "Chicken Truck."
U2
Crying when Dale Jr. won the race at Daytona in July
Summer afternoons hitting golf balls all by myself. Done some great thinking there.
New York City
The Holiday Season
Tom T. Hall
Fox and Friends

[Redcoat]

Like 'em...don't care who knows.

Americans:D

M.C. Hammer. 'Can't Touch this' ...a brilliant song & video.

Abba.

The movie 'Mousehunt'....funny as fuck.

Shopping.

This forum.

The "ladies of the night" who live next door...wonderful girls.

Goth Girls....sexy.

Cats....not the musical.

Playing with myself while on the phone.or watching TV:eek:

Football (your version) great game. LT was the MAN.http://www.profootballhof.com/images/bust_ltaylor.gif

[Fred]

-long, hot bubble baths
-young guys (18-25)
-I drink one beer every morning at 8am before bed while playing on-line
-Miss_tery
-rap music
-straight porn
-Eddie Murphy
-that I am a size queen
-fighting with RedNeck, the Limey bastard
-going commando at work
-Oprah
-tuna salad :eek:
-jerking off in the tanning bed
-Grid and Shrapnel's sick sense of humor
-getting stoned alone, turning the music wide open and doing a drag show in the kitchen while all 4 of my animals sit together and watch. If I could only teach them how to tip....

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Dern' Fred, you reminded me of a few. Freeballin' at work, or anywhere really, can be a liberating experience.
And currently being on 3rd shift, I too drink beer when I get home at 9:00 a.m. For example, on the think back to your first love thread a couple days ago, after writing my letter, I got a bit sad, so I downed 4 beers before going to bed at noon. Exhilarating.

I fondle my breasts when i'm on the phone with people, even, like, making dentists appointments and such. (But not when i'm talking to my mother or father!)


My favorite comfort food in the whole world is a really nasty combo of noodles mixed with Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup and sprinkled with parmesan cheese. I know. It's pretty gross.


I double dip all the time, even when i say i won't.


I avoid cleaning my toilet until, well, it almost becomes a health hazard. It grosses me out to do it so i just leave the toilet seat down until i cannot ignore it any longer.


I do not pick up the dog poop when i take my dog for a walk. I scoot it into the bushes. Sometimes.


Sometimes i don't give a flying fuck about the environment and i throw something that's not biodegradable out the window if there's no one around to see me. (This is very very very bad since i live in one of the THE most environmentally PC places in the world.)


I let my son watch too much Sponge Bob Squarepants. Will he grow up to be some kinda weird-ass axe murderer cuz of it? It'll all be my fault, if so. I should be discussing the life cycle of the California banana slug with him, instead, or out hunting up cool rocks or something.


The only think i watch on TV anymore is a little bit of news every so often, Malcolm In The Middle, and Survivor. All of them. Yes, it's true. I can't believe it either. (FUCK! Now this is embarassing.)


I, too, pee in the shower, in the pool, and in the ocean. Everyone does. It's some kinda biological reflex, i think.


When i'm not in a relationship, i masturbate almost every day. Sometimes that's all i want to do and i get cranky at the world interfering in that quality time with me and myself.


Can i add more later?
I gotta tell the others about this thread.
;)

[VOR]

Originally posted by Fred
-long, hot bubble baths
-young guys (18-25)
-I drink one beer every morning at 8am before bed while playing on-line
-Miss_tery
-rap music
-straight porn
-Eddie Murphy
-that I am a size queen
-fighting with RedNeck, the Limey bastard
-going commando at work
-Oprah
-tuna salad :eek:
-jerking off in the tanning bed
-Grid and Shrapnel's sick sense of humor
-getting stoned alone, turning the music wide open and doing a drag show in the kitchen while all 4 of my animals sit together and watch. If I could only teach them how to tip....



Why are you ashamed to admit that you like miss tery she's great.

[meatpile]

Originally posted by cymbidia

When i'm not in a relationship, i masturbate almost every day.

Ummm.

So, I've done this for about the last 20 years, relationship or not. I've never thought anything of it.

[Puttingood]

jerking off in the tanning bed

What kind of demented sick fu)ker would jerk off in a tanning bed ? :D

[kshead]

I thought I was the only one who liked to fondle my own breasts while talking with my mother and father. No wait, that's not it..

I like to create little boats in the toilet and then piss on them. No, wait, that's somebody else too.

I'll have to settle for....hanging out at the TBR site all day for entertainment. :D :p

[Farmer]

Things that I enjoy that I would be embarrassed if you knew about.... hhhmmmm....

greasy food

interior decorating in my house (just my house) (no I won't come do your house too - unless you want it to look like mine - no I shouldn't do this for a living...)

layin around my house buck naked with a woodstove fire roaring when its freezing ass cold outside.

Country Living magazine (I know, I know....)

"Jerry Springer show"

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

cleaning my house in a totally anal retentive OCD manner

going commando all day, every day

I could drink a whole (big) bottle of Baileys over ice and love every bit

that friends of friends consider me odd and hermit-like and that I could "go postal" at any minute

When I'm sad and feel like crying, I talk to my dog, Scot

I wear gloves outside when I do any kind of work around the house or farm cause my dang hands are just boney and I beat the hell outta them doing anything


there's probably plenty more - but I can't think of 'em right now

[Captain Morgan]

Writing
The Panthers
Hot Baths
Britney Spears
My Sister-in-law's Ass
Wearing Slippers
The smell of fresh-cut grass
Candles

[SilverSurfer]

That tall skinny chick on "Just Shoot Me"

[LarryD]

hrm. is it strange that i like that after reading cymbidia's post i see we are a lot alike?

hrm.

sister-in-law's ass...that's funny.

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by Farmer
layin around my house buck naked with a woodstove fire roaring when its freezing ass cold outside.


While I don't have a wood stove, I find it very liberating to clean my house naked while wearing a new piece of leather. Sweat tends to loosen it up and makes it a lot more comfortable to wear when I really need it. Of course, I can do this just as well watching Golden Girls or Designing Women. Even in broad daylight with no blinds.

Damn gay neighbor is probably about tore up with himself by now. He's hit on me and as soon as I can say I have done him, I will be embarrassed by that too. :D

[celyn]

this thread has mad me laugh so hard. Especially fred's reply about his cat checking to see if he messed himself:D :D :D



my guilty pleasures


ricky martins livin lavida loca

singing the song thats in my head everywhere I go, and liking it!

Scooby Doo

Looney Tunes

Hanson's mm bop

cleaning house naked

cooking dinner naked

hiking my window open when it's 40 degrees outside and turning my electric blanket on high and slipping in my sheets wearing only a smile

Talking to my cat regularly as if she understands me

on a beautiful day rolling down the windows and sunroof and just driving with no destination in mind. Sometimes I pack a little picnic and have ended up 5 hours away in another state

[Puttingood]

Did anybody else notice that fred jerks off in tanning beds ? Why ? Is this something you younger people do ? Maybe a static electricity charge or something? Am I missing out on a part of life that I would enjoy?


No comment on celyns nakedness.:)

[cltbuilder]

For once, I have a good reason not to use a tanning bed besides cancer and skin abnormalities.

Celyn...Some of us sleep naked every night :D Two words....Egyptian Cotton! God Damn!


Other things I do....Not really embarrassed by it....

I like to think of my old college roommate sometimes when I jerk off.
I like peeing off the deck outside at night especially in winter.
I like sitting on the deck naked after dark during summer and wondering if the people driving by can see me.
I like swimming in the ocean naked and once I jerked off in the Mediterranean ocean while oggling a guy fondling himself on the beach. Got a terrible rash from that one. Seems salty water and friction are not friends.
I like to think of myself as a slut but I just can't do it when the time comes.

And I like Ricky Martin too. Not cause he's cute, cause I don't think he really is, I just like some of his bee-bop music.

And I really, really like taking a bubble bath after I do major home improvements or anything extraordinarily butch. :D

[Patti]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Puttingood
[B]Did anybody else notice that fred jerks off in tanning beds ? Why ? Is this something you younger people do ? Maybe a static electricity charge or something? Am I missing out on a part of life that I would enjoy?


And to think I only worried about other people's sweat:eek:

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
I have a good reason not to use a tanning bed besides cancer and skin abnormalities.

I'd imagine the fact that you are so white that you glow in the dark would be enough reason.

Originally posted by Patti
And to think I only worried about other people's sweat:eek: I always worried about other people's... residue.
I worked at a luxury day spa while i was in college (for a very short time, but that's another story) and i got all clued into the kinda perverted stuff people do in tanning beds.
:eek:

[Patti]

I like the ones that have the cleaning items in there with the bed. I always clean BEFORE I get in as well as after.

[Kakia69]

1. Love to eat blueberry peanut butter sandwiches

2. Talk to my cats and when they answer me, i respond since i believe they truly really understand me.

3. Do tarot readings for myself occasionally.

4. After taking a hot shower, i like to walk outside naked to my balcony that overlooks the pool...just to give the guys that live across the way something to look at.

5. Masterbate with my pocket rocket at least two times daily.

6. Obsessed with the show Trading Spaces...and that old game show...the name eludes me now...that always has the funny looking "whammy's"

7. Fantasize about myself and my lover de-flowering a virgin.

[SilverSurfer]

[i]Originally posted by Puttingood
Did anybody else notice that fred jerks off in tanning beds ?


Tanning Beds? Fred you actually use those? :eek: I tried a tanning bed 1 time. It was like being in a burning hot casket. I kept thinking somebody was gonna come shut me in. I'm way too claustrophobic for that. I don't see how people get in those things. I can jerk off in the shower. Or anywhere else for that matter. :D

[celyn]

Originally posted by Kakia69
the name eludes me now...that always has the funny looking "whammy's"




Press Your Luck!


I love game show network. I love those old Match Game PM shows...........Charles Nelson Reilly was my favorite:D :D :D

[Fred]

Originally posted by SilverSurfer


Tanning Beds? Fred you actually use those? :eek: I tried a tanning bed 1 time. It was like being in a burning hot casket. I kept thinking somebody was gonna come shut me in. I'm way too claustrophobic for that. I LOVE them. I have enough injun in me that I tan easily. 30 minutes in one of those things and I am a new man. Especially in the winter. I'm a sun whore in the summer and get enough rays without the bed.

[Puttingood]

You must jack off quick !:)

[VOR]

Originally posted by Kakia69




6. Obsessed with the show Trading Spaces...and that old game show...the name eludes me now...that always has the funny looking "whammy's"






Well now I know there is another Paige o holic in the world besides my wife.

[Fred]

Originally posted by Puttingood
You must jack off quick !:) They are 30 minute bed- in my younger days- that would give me time for 3 or 4 hits

[Puttingood]

Oh, you do it while you are laying in the bed. I thought you meant you just jerked off on the bed.
One more question---Are you laying on your back or stomach when you do this?

[Miss tery]

Posting trash while inebriated,(gasp!). Then scurrying around the next day covering it up like a cat kicking litter over her poop.

[VOR]

I take it you're not a happy drunk?

[jbghostrat]

Originally posted by VOR



Well now I know there is another Paige o holic in the world besides my wife.

add my grandma and grandpa to that list too Vor.

[VOR]

I find her a little too perky. The play it sat /sunday mornings usually before I've had coffee. That's a bad state to be in and deal with paige too.

[jbghostrat]

You are talking about the show where neighbors decorate each other's house, right?

I haven't read all this thread, but has Miss_tery posted anywhere on here that she admits that she actually likes me? :D

[VOR]

Yeah trading spaces It always seems to be on about the time I roll it out of bed on a weekend.

Nope not so far on this thread, you haven't been sucking up enough lately.

[Fred]

Originally posted by Puttingood

One more question---Are you laying on your back or stomach when you do this? Belly up boys!

[jbghostrat]

Hey! I did say she is one poster on this board i would like to go to bed with! Doesn't that count?:p

[VOR]

Can't talk like that to her JB she's gettin old and trying to do a Bette Midler, you have to appeal her southern sensibilities.

[jbghostrat]

I don't know how to do that, besides, she killed my fantasy about her when she said she wore coke bottle glasses. he hee

just playin' around with ya miss T.

Sure don't won't to get her mad, Vor, she can get right sometimes! :eek:

[Hurricane]

Farting in the bathtub....still makes me giggle


Buffy the Vampire Slayer (farmer now I have somebody to talk to about this! )

Charmed


Garth Brooks

Candy....pure sugar, the kind that rots your teeth, I'm the only adult I know that still eats this crap.


Riding my dirt bike

Acting like a 12 year old boy when I attend hockey games :p

[Puttingood]

Farting in the bathtub....still makes me giggle posted by TomBoy

Just in case she trys to delete this little admission of hers.:)

[McFly41]

1. Wine Coolers

2. The Tick - Pi$$ed Fox took it off the air!

3. I own the following CD's :
*Ace Of Base - The Sign
*The Best of Big Country - Should be a single?
*Chumbawumba - Tubthumper...should be a single!
*David & David - Boomtown
*Joe Jackson - Look Sharp
*Little River Band - Greatest Hits
*The Monkeys - Greatest Hits
*Nsync - No Strings attached...the wife bought it, honestly!
*OMC - How Bizarre
*Rammstein - Sehnsucht
*Boz Scaggs - Hits
*Soul Decision - No one does it better...the wife again!
*3rd Base - The Cactus Revisited & Derrelicts of Dialect
*Steve Winwood - Chronicles

4. After last years performance...The Panthers!

5. Sponge-Bob

[kshead]

Ok I thought of a few real ones after checking out the list.

George and Martha - It's a cartoon about two hippos that runs on HBO family.

Trash TV - Not just Springer. All of it. Think what you want, I don't care. It's like a train wreck. When I was unemployed a while back at the height of Trash TV (late 90's), I discovered this little slice of pure Americana.

Dennis Miller on MNF - Who really gives a shit about the people announcing the game? 3 of us could do it.

Cheap wine. Again, all of it. None is too cheap or too nasty. Each has a place.

Back later...

[reb]

(the old) Prince

Hall & Oats

Bush beer

hey farmer, I love Baileys too. Drank a whole bottle by myself while camping up on Cold Mountain one night. :rolleyes: one drunk SOB. Puked enough for two people. Had a great time:D

[LarryD]

we've got some new ones here -- everyone needs to check in so we know who (or what) we're dealing with.

I LOVE Trading Spaces, but I'm more into Laurie and Verne than Paige. Hate Hildie's rooms.

I can watch hours of Sex and the City episodes.

I love Miller High Life and chicken on a stick.

I listen to Elvis and I've been to Graceland, his birthplace, his elementary school, and Graceland Too. I'm actually a lifetime member of Graceland Too.

I love Brooklyn. I don't like Manhattan-- except for Hell's Kitchen.

I, too, cry every night of the Olympics. And just open the floodgates if some little country like Namibia wins.

I love A&E.

Sometimes I cry reading Supreme Court decisions-- especially the ones written by Hugo Black. And yes, I read Supreme Court decisions.

I like to drink milk in wine glasses. And dunk Oreos.

[Puttingood]

Robin---you like to watch C-Span ? One of my favorite programs ! They had this vote the other day and I taped it. I think it was one of the best I have ever seen. :)

Can't say as I've ever taped C-SPAN, but I'll watch it from time to time. My new guilty pleasure, though, is (I think it is channel 14) the channel where they show pictures of the guys who just got probation followed by the wanted guys.

I also love Change of Heart (it is on now!) and other really horrible dating shows! But, I don't do the primetime shows-- never seen Temptation Island. I have to have resolution within 30 minutes tops, 15 preferred.

[McFly41]

I actually LIKE Zima? As long as you put a shot of something in it, bannana schnapps is good.

[Puttingood]

They show the Johns after 10====the guys that try to pick up hookers and get caught, It's hilarious.

[meatpile]

Originally posted by Puttingood
They show the Johns after 10====the guys that try to pick up hookers and get caught, It's hilarious.

When and what channel?

Check out American Pimp-- a classic documentary. Pick up some Twinkees and wine in a box to complement.

[Puttingood]

Government Channell ---I think its on Friday nights too.

[dukeyhaterunc1baby]

the only one i mit be embarrassed to admit that you like porn that the only then i am embarrassed to admit

[mickey]

Wehrmacht uniforms
Pop-Ice
Peanut butter on a tortilla
Folding the end of the toilet paper roll in public johns into unusual shapes
Pulling out in front of shiny new cars that are going too fast and then taking a whole minute to get up to 35 mph. I have a ratty old '82 Ford pickup that is perfect for this hobby.

[VOR]

Parking in the firelane then flashing my placard when some holier than thou asshole is in the middle of a tirade.

Eating the eyes stuck on chocolate bunnies

plain mcdonald hamburgers small fires and a shake

Loretta young and carole lombard movies

The disgusted looks on peoples faces when I pull into a handicapped space in a fiero.

Most of the architecture of the 50,60's and early 70's

peanut goo goo clusters, don't much care for the pecan ones

saying peecan instead of picaun just to piss off the locals

Driving 35 mph down the main drag in cramerton just to piss off the folk on the mountain who need to get back into their enclave 35 sec faster.

Old Belenhiem with the pink top

Anything with Jill Clayburg in it

Teen movies of any era

programming machinery of any sort

Fixing problems the "experts" can't solve

Working as part of a team of extremely talented people in any discipline

Just standing there watching and assembly line that you've designed and built work.

Watching BattleBots

Velveta and CheeseWhiz

humus

Fake Wine

The white stuff in Oreos and Twinkies

[Puttingood]

Just standing there watching and assembly line that you've designed and built work. posted by VOR

I can relate to that one. It is a good feeling to watch something like that come to be.
I hooked up a rope and pulley one time to transfer beer from upstairs to the yard where my grill was.. I Ran it out the window and had a bell on a string that I would pull and the wife would re-load the 5 gallon bucket with beer and send it down. Worked good for a while. I think I miscalculated the wife part of it though. Seems that they aren't much on waiting on the bell to ring and get a real bad attitude about even hearing it after a few loads.:D

[hero]

White People. Even though their basically a$$holes, there are times when I find them engaging, and entertaining. Besides, their so cute when there little.

[Puttingood]

White people are kind of funny. I seen one the other day trying to play basketball and I laughed my ass off. It was so funny ! Running around all over the place, dribbling the ball straight up and down and didn't even have his shirt tail hanging out and (get this) --was trying to play without a rag tied around his head. :)

[VOR]

Gosh Putt my favorite is white marching bands that try to strut. They just look so white it's so cute.

[VOR]

Originally posted by Puttingood
I can relate to that one. It is a good feeling to watch something like that come to be.
I hooked up a rope and pulley one time to transfer beer from upstairs to the yard where my grill was.. I Ran it out the window and had a bell on a string that I would pull and the wife would re-load the 5 gallon bucket with beer and send it down. Worked good for a while. I think I miscalculated the wife part of it though. Seems that they aren't much on waiting on the bell to ring and get a real bad attitude about even hearing it after a few loads.



Yeah I tried the samething but using my dog not my wife(she refuses to pull anything anymore) any way I finally figured that if I threw a dog biscuit into the yard the dog would go for it raising the bucket. The only problem was the damn dog kept leaving the refridgerator door open.

[mickey]

I enjoy watching white boys who have just witnessed a crime talking to on-the-scene TV reporters, especially in the summer. They are always standing just outside the front door of their 1972 Oakwood with no shirt on, a spectacular beer belly, and a ball cap that says "Pole Bean Co-op". And they always phase into cop talk..."I observed two Black males exiting my neighbor's trailer with various electronic components....". YeeeeHaaa!! Too much "Law & Order"!

[celyn]

this is one my most guiltiest pleasures of all..........



stifler (don't ask cause I can't ell you why cause even I don't know):eek: :eek: :eek:

[LarryD]

you've seen american pimp? that's a classic!

Yeah, I've considered a move to the Bunnyland Ranch, but I'm not sure Nevada is my scene.

And to all y'all who piss drivers off-- watch out for an old, light blue Toyota. I hate you all when I'm on the road. Why can't Charlotteans find the gas pedal!! HINT: IT IS THE ONE ON THE RIGHT!!! STEP ON IT!!!!

My guilty pleasure is People Magazine. I'm a bit embarassed to buy it at the grocery stand, but I just can't help myself.

Robin, Nevada is a great state. How can you not like legalized prostitution, gambling and free-flowing alcohol at all hours of the night and day? Of course, don't bring a joint past state lines, because that is a felony. *rolls eyes*

[Braves]

Originally posted by LarryD
you've seen american pimp? that's a classic!

Is that the movie that has Ice T in it and he talks about his pimping days and the Pimp awards in Las Vegas..nope I never saw it.

But I do like to watch white boys with beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other up on stage singin' with the band..they're kind of cute.

[SilverSurfer]

The Bee Gees

[dig-it]

Fried livermush.
Don`t gag people, its good.
KISS.
Listening to Enya to fall asleep at night.





dig-it

[Honeygirl]

My (vastly edited list) includes...

Peeing in the shower - or bath - ocean - or pool...

Listening to Whitney Houston, Supertramp, Barbra Strisand, Abba...the list of shame is endless in that department...

Snuggling into my office chair and letting silent, but violent farts float out...

When trying to get out of a meeting, I ring myself on my cellphone - thus leaving me a message - so my phone rings and I have an `emergency' that I have to attend to - i.e the recorded voice telling me that I have a new message...

When I was ill with glandular fever - I rented the entire episodes of Friends - and sat on my ass the whole day - and watched them all.

Masturbating at work - or on the sunbed (glad I'm not the only one who does that...hey - it passes the time nicely!)

Crap TV - from infomercials - to shitty daytime talk shows.

I always place a handful of toilet paper on the water before I go - can't explain it - just something I do - stops the splash?

Having the heater on my feet in the car - and the windows open.

Using the dryer in the summer - on a fine day.

Snuggling into a burning hot electric blanket bed - and sleeping with the windows open...(glad I'm not the only one who does that either).

On my days off from work - not washing my hair...sometimes I don't even shower - one day max is all I can handle of this though.

Okay - I'm gonna stop there - this is too much information for you all! :)

[Shrapnel]

Campbells Bean with Bacon Soup

[Farmer]

Originally posted by Honeygirl
My (vastly edited list) includes...

Masturbating at work - or on the sunbed (glad I'm not the only one who does that...hey - it passes the time nicely!)




OK - this is the second instance of this I'm seeing - what is this about? Where are you doing this - in the latrine? At your desk? In the same chair you release your noxious gas? OMG......

[celyn]

Originally posted by Farmer



OK - this is the second instance of this I'm seeing - what is this about? Where are you doing this - in the latrine? At your desk? In the same chair you release your noxious gas? OMG......


:rofl: :rofl: I think you're the vast minority here farmer! Not that it's bad, it's refreshing to see a bit of human kind with any decency:D :D :D

I've actually masturbated at work, it was quiet and I was bored:eek: :eek:

[Honeygirl]

LOL - Okay - The jacking off thing at work? I'm bored, a tad frisky and from memory - stressed...I go to the upstairs ladies room (no one uses that one and it's very private) - and off I go. It's a stress reliever to by the way - especially at work.

The farting is done in the office chair only...I wouldn't THINK of doing that in the ladies room...! :rolleyes:

[McFly41]

Originally posted by Honeygirl


Masturbating at work - or on the sunbed (glad I'm not the only one who does that...hey - it passes the time nicely!)




On the sunbed? I'd like to see you explain those tan lines!

[Honeygirl]

Well yes, the line across my belly is a hard one to explain - hence the reason why I only do it on every second visit... see - I got it all figured out! :)

[Puttingood]

The farting is done in the office chair only...I wouldn't THINK of doing that in the ladies room...! posted by Honeygirl


Now, that was funny !:)

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Is that the first female on the board who has ever admitted to busting ass?

[Fred]

I have NEVER jacked off at work- that's sick people! But i did shit my britches at work a few months back after a bout with a nasty stomach virus.

[Patti]

Yeah, I have had self induced jollies at work. It is a stress reliever

[PantherPaul]

1. I whistle constantly, show tunes
2. Celen Dion- like someone said about Barbara Stesand. Love the voice can't stand the person
3. Iron Chef quirky as hell
4. I actually caught myself singing along to a Michael Bolton and George Michael song
5. I actually did a needlepoint once
6. I like to garden:hasta:

[chrisdude]

pissing in the shower, outdoors... anywhere. writing things with your piss.

knocking bugs out of the air...with a stream of piss.

farting...again, anywhere. especially on sleeping people. extra points if you leave the room, and it wakes them up.

but not in the shower (farting). can't take it.

cats.

little kids (not like that, fucko)

driving vw beetles

encouraging everybody i know to just "walk in"... and then be naked as much as possible.

crapping at work. getting back to your chair feels so...i don't know. if that's what gay was like, i'd be there.

picking my nose in public, cause i'll never see them again anyway.

n'sync...sometimes.

fiona apple.

nature shows (not really embarassing, but damn, do i love them)

checking out what size underwear your female friends wear.

michael jackson

going commando...with a hole in the crotch of your pants.

doing stupid things just because i know i can use "drunk" as an excuse.

whacking it on the phone.

[LarryD]

excellent first post, chrisdude!

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by chrisdude
pissing in the shower, outdoors... anywhere. writing things with your piss.

knocking bugs out of the air...with a stream of piss.

farting...again, anywhere. especially on sleeping people. extra points if you leave the room, and it wakes them up.

but not in the shower (farting). can't take it.

cats.

little kids (not like that, fucko)

driving vw beetles

encouraging everybody i know to just "walk in"... and then be naked as much as possible.

crapping at work. getting back to your chair feels so...i don't know. if that's what gay was like, i'd be there.

picking my nose in public, cause i'll never see them again anyway.

n'sync...sometimes.

fiona apple.

nature shows (not really embarassing, but damn, do i love them)

checking out what size underwear your female friends wear.

michael jackson

going commando...with a hole in the crotch of your pants.

doing stupid things just because i know i can use "drunk" as an excuse.

whacking it on the phone.

Somebody's reading my email? :confused:

[Fred]

Originally posted by chrisdude
crapping at work. getting back to your chair feels so...i don't know. if that's what gay was like, i'd be there.

:saywhat: Some how I have never associated taking a crap at work and going back to my chair with being gay. Hey Builder- am I missing something?

[cltbuilder]

No. You're not missing anything. I promise. ;)

I think he was trying to say that he's done something that felt good, but doesn't want anyone else to know about.

[chrisdude]

actually, guys, i was referring to what can only be described as...

intense pleasure of the ass.

don't tell me noone else has noticed this too- the feeling of sitting down right after taking a shit? it's beautiful.

[wossa]

I've laid some beautiful turds in the bowl before.

You know - the kind you stare at in wonder.

The kind where you just have to show somebody.

But not the wife - trust me. She just won't get it.

[cltbuilder]

Now I get it Chris. No, that's not what it feels like, not really.

[TommyBoy]

Originally posted by Patti
Yeah, I have had self induced jollies at work. It is a stress reliever

Where do you work???? :)

[Patti]

Some of the most embarrassing things I have ever done is telling this whole board some of my secrets.

[TommyBoy]

Originally posted by Patti
Some of the most embarrassing things I have ever done is telling this whole board some of my secrets.

Tell them about the time I sat under your desk and helped you relieve some stress. :)

[celyn]

since moving here to my new house I'm almost ashamed at how much pleasure I get from changing with all my blinds open, I actually think I'm hoping my neighbors will catch me at it! and how much I like to walk around my house naked when nobodies here ..............




I'm sure I'll be adding more:o :o :o

[mickey]

Originally posted by Wossamotta U
I've laid some beautiful turds in the bowl before.

They're even better if they raise goose bumps on the way out.

[slydevl]

I like mooning people

[mramailman]

with that large ass i bet plummer's cleavage happens alot huh?

[slydevl]

of course

[mramailman]

i'll give you credit.. you are trying

[slydevl]

I'm like the little dutch boy with his finger in the dyke

[mramailman]

leave that girl alone sly

[TommyBoy]

Originally posted by celyn
since moving here to my new house I'm almost ashamed at how much pleasure I get from changing with all my blinds open, I actually think I'm hoping my neighbors will catch me at it! and how much I like to walk around my house naked when nobodies here ..............




I'm sure I'll be adding more:o :o :o

Where do you live and what time will you be changing? :)

[mickey]

Originally posted by slydevl
I like mooning people

LOL! From what I see and hear, it's more like "Jupitering people."

[ZooperS]

Celyn, you still haven't said what time the nekkid lady party is ,,,

And Sly, keep yer britches on. Too damn early for that shit.

[CarolinaBlues]

1- Elvis Presley music (his movies attract me even though they're terrible)

2- woman watching (women are my addiction)

3- Bologna and yellow mustard sandwiches



Of course I'm not really embarrassed to admit to anything I like. We're all human and that's far from perfect.

[mattarific]

ohhh man here goes...........

1. Comic books.....I have a bit of a Superman fetish

2. TV show Smallville.....see I told you

3. Michael Jackson.....really don't know what to say about this one

4. Michelle Branch.....her songs get stuck in my head

I'm sure there is more......but thats all that come to mind.

[lex]

oh well, here goes...

you can all laugh, but i have a mel gibson collection. scrap books, pictures, magazines, big-ass braveheart stand up that i brought from cali i still have it! videos, dvd's, you name it, i have it. oh, i have the picture book, too. i threw a party when he won 2 oscars for braveheart. i also received lots of emails and congrats when he won, like as if i am connected to him. my friends and family just seem to go along with this silliness when i was in it.

i watched my mad max and lethal weapon collections prolly like a gazillion times. i memorized parts of tequila sunrise. i have the soundtrack of his movies.

and no, i dont dream about him anymore! ;)

ice cream is a staple for me. (not really embarrassing, but the way i consume it is!)

oh, i still go to toys r us. you know, to check out the cool toys.

i think nsync, the boy band is cool. i think they are all cute!

i have been to a "naughty store" and actually handled some of the stuff! YIKES!

[Village Idiot]

A Makeover Story
A Dating story
Dark Shadows (I watched entire series on sci-fi a few yrs. back)
Watching loudmouth people get put in their place.
Decorating Christmas Trees (how humiliating)
Real Fights
World Cup Soccer
The old USFL
Chewing my toenails (whatta loser)
Eminem
Channel 9 Eyewitness News
Dr. Phil (kill me please)
Re-runs of the Ken Linker Variety Show (thats it, my life is over)
Checkout counter arguments
My jack russel wanting to come inside and ignoring his scratches at the back door (LOVE that!)
Know-it-all types getting embarassed in front of EVERYBODY (REALLY love that one!)
Old freinds

[Puttingood]

Re-runs of the Ken Linker Variety Show (thats it, my life is over)

They will never make another Ken Linker or Tommy Faile.:(

[Intimidator Coach]

I remember Tommy Faile

[Coops Greatest Fan]

I'm not really embarassed to tell you guys these:

- Watching Little House on the Prairie and crying like a baby after I watched the very last episode!
- TLC is the channel to watch - Dating/Wedding/Baby Story, Trading Spaces, While you were out, etc.
- I actually have and still listen to my cd's of Debbie Gibson and Wilson Phillips
- Crying during the National Anthem and K-States Fight Song
- There's nothing like tomato soup and a grilled cheese sandwich (edit: SAMMICHES ;) ) on a cold day
- Kenny G CD's especially his Christmas ones
- I have a collection of Barney videos (remember I am in child care!)
- I am addicted to MTV's Real World & Road Rules
- I've seen Peter, Paul, & Mary in concert and got to go backstage and meet them
- I've also seen Barry Manilow in concert
- I own tapes, cd's, and video tapes of New Kids on the Block
- When breakdancing first came out, I bought a tape that came with a poster on how to break dance

I'm sure there are more, but why tell all?

[LLG]

Originally posted by Coops Greatest Fan
- Kenny G CD's especially his Christmas ones

me too....his music is wonderful!

[Coops Greatest Fan]

Bump just for Larry (and QCH whom I see reading the thread as well!). :D

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Yep, good stuff. Always fun to look back on this stuff.

[Applejack]

I hate to admit it but I like to watch "Girlfriends" the sitcom.
Toni... Toni