View Full Version : Do you guys Believe in Aliens
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:12 PM
I do believe that they our for real
You are here, aren't you?
I think there is a very good possibility they exist.
vpkozel
10-23-03, 02:15 PM
Just from the sheer numbers of stars out there, I feel that it is a mathmatic impossibility that we are the only intelligent beings in the universe.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:17 PM
No only that. But i thinks they help people that need help
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
No only that. But i thinks they help people that need help
Now you are getting crazy on us.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Patti
Now you are getting crazy on us.
No im not you will see what im mean when im dyslexic free
Of course they are real, when I was young the government ran psa's telling aliens to go to the post office and fill out alien registration forms. The government knows.
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
No only that. But i thinks they help people that need help
then you are living proof aliens dont exist
gridfaniker
10-23-03, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Buk in 1999 I was abdukeyed and sodimized by an Alien with a two-hadded dik.
'splains much.
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
No im not you will see what im mean when im dyslexic free
I think you might be confusing aliens with angels. Or do you think they are one in the same?
Originally posted by Patti
I think you might be confusing aliens with angels. Or do you think they are one in the same?
no angels drive pickup trucks with fringe around the windshield
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Patti
I think you might be confusing aliens with angels. Or do you think they are one in the same?
no in not at all
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
no in not at all
you should have said yes. You would have much more sense
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:33 PM
I know you want some fact and i will give you some fact. but i will do this ones im dyslexic free
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:40 PM
Fact number 1 for 20years i couid not toll where is my Right hand and where is my left hand .This one said afct of dyslexic .Now i know where is my right hand and where is my left hand
and you think aliens made this happen???
This should be moved to the HOF right now.
Originally posted by DaveW
and you think aliens made this happen???
This should be moved to the HOF right now.
:rofl:
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
and you think aliens made this happen???
YES i Do
This should be moved to the HOF right now.
The Brain
10-23-03, 02:51 PM
did an alien tell you the difference between your right and left hands dukey?? Maybe he could help you with difference between the hole in the ground problem you've been having.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by The Brain
did an alien tell you the difference between your right and left hands dukey?? Maybe he could help you with difference between the hole in the ground problem you've been having.
the alien did tell me the difference between my right and left hands
Dukey....can you do the hokey pokey now?
The Brain
10-23-03, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
the alien did tell me the difference between my right and left hands where did you meet this alien?
Originally posted by DaveW
Dukey....can you do the hokey pokey now?
Oh shit! :rofl:
The Brain
10-23-03, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
Dukey....can you do the hokey pokey now? he knows his hands, but its the shake it all about part that is trippin' him up now
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 02:56 PM
What is hokey pokey .You mean playing hokey on ICE i dont thinks i can.Btw if you guys want i can give you some very good books about aliens
The Brain
10-23-03, 02:57 PM
you never said where you met him
Hey Dukey, could you please describe this alien?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by The Brain
you never said where you met him
It not 1Aliens it 5 aliens . The reason im not saying every thing now. Is becuase im going to wrteing a book.about how aliens help me beat dyslexic
slydevl
10-23-03, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
the alien did tell me the difference between my right and left hands
Did he look like this?
http://www.cpbi.org/images/corp/mr-rogers.jpg
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
It not 1Aliens it 5 aliens . The reason im not saying every thing now. Is becuase im going to wrteing a book.about how aliens help me beat dyslexic
I'll take 10 copies....this thread is heading for greatness
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by slydevl
Did he look like this?
http://www.cpbi.org/images/corp/mr-rogers.jpg
no not at all
The Brain
10-23-03, 03:04 PM
Did he speak English dukey?
slydevl
10-23-03, 03:05 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
It not 1Aliens it 5 aliens . The reason im not saying every thing now. Is becuase im going to wrteing a book.about how aliens help me beat dyslexic
Let me know if you need crayons or big rule paper or something.
Dukey..have you figured out which hand you beat off with yet?
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:07 PM
Dukey, give us a preview of what your book is going to be about. All books have a good preview, so maybe we can help.
How did the 5 aliens find you? Did you ask for their help?
Originally posted by ezy ryder
How did the 5 aliens find you
obviously Dukey didnt give them directions
The Brain
10-23-03, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
Dukey..have you figured out which hand you beat off with yet? He puts his left hand in... he puts his left hand out... he puts his left hand in and he shakes it all about.
slydevl
10-23-03, 03:08 PM
Dukey, it is very important that you answer this question honestly. Do you think LarryD is an alien?
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
It not 1Aliens it 5 aliens . The reason im not saying every thing now. Is becuase im going to wrteing a book.about how aliens help me beat dyslexic
And to think I thought this thread started out with a legit topic.
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:08 PM
Did the aliens put a red dot on your right hand?
The Brain
10-23-03, 03:09 PM
Aliens always give anal probes in the movies... did you get anally probed dukey?
Originally posted by Patti
And to think I thought this thread started out with a legit topic.
and you're just as wacko for thinking any topics about aliens are legit:D
slydevl
10-23-03, 03:09 PM
Have people in black suits been hanging around your neighborhood? And more importantly did they anally probe you?
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Patti
And to think I thought this thread started out with a legit topic.
That's not very nice Patti. Just because you don't believe aliens can help you doesn't mean that it doesn't happen.:mad:
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by The Brain
Did he speak English dukey?
Yea English .Hear is the thing when you talk them.You are not talking to them like you are talking to real person.when you talk to them you have to be com you have to be quiet when you talking to them
be vewy vewy quiet..I'm talking to aliens
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by slydevl
Dukey, it is very important that you answer this question honestly. Do you think LarryD is an alien?
No is not
The Brain
10-23-03, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Yea English .Hear is the thing when you talk them.You are not talking to them like you are talking to real person.when you talk to them you have to be com you have to be quiet when you talking to them how can you be quiet and talk to someone at the same time?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
be vewy vewy quiet..I'm talking to aliens Dont make fun of me:mad:
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:12 PM
You don't have to be quiet, you have to be com.
Originally posted by DaveW
and you're just as wacko for thinking any topics about aliens are legit:D
Dammit, a flying saucer landed in my field a few nights ago! :mad:
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by The Brain
how can you be quiet and talk to someone at the same time?
let me ask you this how can Sickite can talk to the dead
Originally posted by ezy ryder
That's not very nice Patti. Just because you don't believe aliens can help you doesn't mean that it doesn't happen.:mad:
Well, I guess angels could be considered aliens. ;)
The Brain
10-23-03, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
let me ask you this how can Sickite can talk to the dead Ohhhhh!! psychic... they can't talk to the dead Dukey they lie.
gridfaniker
10-23-03, 03:15 PM
.
The Brain
10-23-03, 03:15 PM
ROTFL!!!
Oh shit! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:16 PM
:rofl:
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by ezy ryder
You don't have to be quiet, you have to be com.
that very very true to talk to them you must be very com
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:24 PM
My parents have a dog that you have to be real com when you talk to her or she gets scared. Do the aliens get scared?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by ezy ryder
My parents have a dog that you have to be real com when you talk to her or she gets scared. Do the aliens get scared?
I dont thinks they get scared.You know we mit thinks that we are very smart.but the truet to aliens we ore not that smart.
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:29 PM
No, we aren't very smart ...... compared to an alien.
dukey, which hand am I holding up?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:37 PM
If everyone wouid start believe in aliens.This woard wouid be much more safe.people wouid stop dieing From Cancer Hiv Haert attack diabets just to name few
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
If everyone wouid start believe in aliens.This woard wouid be much more safe.people wouid stop dieing From Cancer Hiv Haert attack diabets just to name few
What about Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter bunny?
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
If everyone wouid start believe in aliens.This woard wouid be much more safe.people wouid stop dieing From Cancer Hiv Haert attack diabets just to name few
Think the Aliens could help Meat's ass sores?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
What about Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy and the Easter bunny?
they our not real
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
they our not real
but aliens are?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
but aliens are?
Yes 100% they are real.Did you hear about the UFO that lend in PA back in 1967
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
If everyone wouid start believe in aliens.This woard wouid be much more safe.people wouid stop dieing From Cancer Hiv Haert attack diabets just to name few
Dukey for the Nobel Prize!
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Yes 100% they are real.Did you hear about the UFO that lend in PA back in 1967
no..tell me about.
Shrapnel
10-23-03, 03:49 PM
Aliens have come to me in the form of methane gas which has allowed my ass to speak in four different languages.
Shocker
10-23-03, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Yes 100% they are real.Did you hear about the UFO that lend in PA back in 1967
I heard about it too Dukey! Oh my god.
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 03:53 PM
How did the aliens help you? Do they look like that picture?
Shocker
10-23-03, 03:56 PM
They turned him into a spitting image of Chipper Jones.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
no..tell me about.
I dont remuber the stroy but i sow the other day that the Sfi Chanel is soing the US gov for not releasing info about the UFO leading in PA
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by ezy ryder
How did the aliens help you? Do they look like that picture?
They are helping me beat dyslexic
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
They are helping me beat dyslexic
How are they helping you beat dyslexia?
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
They are helping me beat dyslexic
have you told your parents about the aliens yet?
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 04:02 PM
Maybe they can help you meet a girl and not be shy.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
have you told your parents about the aliens yet?
Yes i talk to my parents about every thing
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by ezy ryder
Maybe they can help you meet a girl and not be shy.
They will
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Yes i talk to my parents about every thing
ah...your room at home must be padded. Saved them a lot $$.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
ah...your room at home must be padded. Saved them a lot $$. :confused:
Look i now some of you guys mit thinks im crazey but im not crazey
Shocker
10-23-03, 04:07 PM
I don't think your crazy Dukey. :shakehead
hey Dukey...Santa is real. See?
Village Idiot
10-23-03, 04:12 PM
There were about 20 aliens trying to get their drivers liscences down at the DMV yesterday, I saw them too.....they smelled kinda funny though.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 04:16 PM
Look i have to say when i first hoard of aliens that help people. I did not believe in it.But i said ok what do i have to lose. let see if they can help me beat my dyslexic .And i have to say the fact that i can read more good now. That i can spell more good now. That i can tall where is my Right hand and where is my left hand .This are huge sign that my dysiexic is starting to go away. ;) ;)
ezy ryder
10-23-03, 04:19 PM
Where can I find some aliens to help me?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 04:24 PM
Look at my Spelling before
with tointe win over UVA in some why Wake helped unc uva GT clomsen all are 5-7 in acc with a unc win on TUE and both uva clomsen we need to fisnh the season in top 5 to make NCAA
And look at my spelling today
Look i have to say when i first hoard of aliens that help people. I did not believe in it.But i said ok what do i have to lose. let see if they can help me beat my dyslexic .And i have to say the fact that i can read more good now. That i can spell more good now. That i can tall where is my Right hand and where is my left hand .This are huge sign that my dysiexic is starting to go away.
Village Idiot
10-23-03, 04:24 PM
If you see the one that took my baby brother, the big one with the funny eye.......tell him I aint forgot about that. I aint kiddin' either.
hasbeen99
10-23-03, 04:41 PM
I don't know if aliens exist or not. I think it's possible, but I also think that many (if not all) of the "sightings" that have occurred are cases of mistaken identity.
meatpile
10-23-03, 04:49 PM
God bless you, Dukey.
dukey is the absolute best.
no kidding.
dukey, how many more months until you can look for a new job?
two-six
10-23-03, 05:38 PM
i admit it, i cried.:rofl:
The Brain
10-23-03, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Look at my Spelling before
with tointe win over UVA in some why Wake helped unc uva GT clomsen all are 5-7 in acc with a unc win on TUE and both uva clomsen we need to fisnh the season in top 5 to make NCAA
And look at my spelling today
Look i have to say when i first hoard of aliens that help people. I did not believe in it.But i said ok what do i have to lose. let see if they can help me beat my dyslexic .And i have to say the fact that i can read more good now. That i can spell more good now. That i can tall where is my Right hand and where is my left hand .This are huge sign that my dysiexic is starting to go away. Hukt on fonix wurkt fur mi
Originally posted by DaveW
This should be moved to the HOF right now.
:applause:
With a Sticky.
Hilarious.
You rock dukey.
WilliamJ
10-23-03, 06:34 PM
wow
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 07:35 PM
;)
Xcaliber
10-23-03, 07:41 PM
Just have to say this entire thread has rollin' right now.
:roflmao:
Village Idiot
10-23-03, 08:56 PM
hey bill..........
you know any aliens?
WilliamJ
10-23-03, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by TANK
hey bill..........
you know any aliens?
yes his name is miguel. but i doubt he could help dukey with his dislexic.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by WilliamJ
yes his name is miguel. but i doubt he could help dukey with his dislexic.
Will is not the one that help me
charmed
10-23-03, 09:31 PM
:D
This is great!
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:33 PM
All i to have say this how are not believe in aliens now.Wil start Believeing in Aliens.After they hear me story on TV and on the Radio
WilliamJ
10-23-03, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
All i to have say this how are not believe in aliens now.Wil start Believeing in Aliens.After they hear me story on TV and on the Radio
coast to coast with art bell?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by WilliamJ
coast to coast with art bell?
no
PantherPaul
10-23-03, 09:37 PM
Dukie, I want the name of your drug dealer :D
I caught a picture of Dukey and his alien healer
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by PantherPaul
Dukie, I want the name of your drug dealer :D
I caught a picture of Dukey and his alien healer
:mad:
lj4three
10-23-03, 09:39 PM
hey dukey, did you meet the aliens at the gift shop you worked at?
PantherPaul
10-23-03, 09:39 PM
What does he look like your alien healer
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by PantherPaul
What does he look like your alien healer
I have not sow how he look.I ask him how he look like he said he look like a alien
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by lj4three
hey dukey, did you meet the aliens at the gift shop you worked at?
No not at the gift shop i did meet them back in June
WilliamJ
10-23-03, 09:44 PM
Dukey, you need to contact this man.
http://www.wbt.com/personalities/persons_detail.cfm?category=1&FirstName=George&LastName=Noory&ID=42&ShowID=8&EmailAddress=george@coasttocoastam.com
meatpile
10-23-03, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
I have not sow how he look.I ask him how he look like he said he look like a alien
If you haven't seen them, then how do you know that it isn;t just some people fucking with you?
Do the alleged aliens speak English?
Village Idiot
10-23-03, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
No not at the gift shop i did meet them back in June
did the big one with the funny eye have a little boy with him....his name is Wayne.......my little brother?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by meatpile
If you haven't seen them, then how do you know that it isn;t just some people fucking with you?
Do the alleged aliens speak English?
they spake to my brane it not i talk to some on the Phone.when i talk to them my mose is not Open
PantherPaul
10-23-03, 09:47 PM
Has anyone else heard this alien talking to you? Also were you perhaps on Peyote when he/she talked to you?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by PantherPaul
Has anyone else heard this alien talking to you? Also were you perhaps on Peyote when he/she talked to you? No they have not there reason they come to me is becuase i ask for there help
you sure they aren't angels? i mean, how do you know they are aliens?
Originally posted by LarryD
you sure they aren't angels? i mean, how do you know they are aliens?
They weren't trying to sell you copies of Dianetics were they?
chuckrichey
10-23-03, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by LarryD
you sure they aren't angels? i mean, how do you know they are aliens? they had jose,felipe,and rico on their shirts:D
Village Idiot
10-23-03, 09:55 PM
what about Wayne? dukey.....did they say anything about Wayne? You must know something.
Dukey needs his own TV show on Comedy Central, it would be #1 over any late night talk show.
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by LarryD
you sure they aren't angels? i mean, how do you know they are aliens?
You this start all when my mon and my dad start reading this book that guy AdrndVir worth a book about Allens .then one day my dad email him ask him if the aliens can help me beat my dyslexic .Then he said my dad need to sad a Pic of me and all ask me if it ok if they can help .Now hear is the link about this guy
http://etmedical.com/X3_Atlas.htm
voyergirl
10-23-03, 10:03 PM
i believe in dukey!
PantherPaul
10-23-03, 10:06 PM
Hey Dukie, if your interested I have some beachfront property in Montana for sale
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by PantherPaul
Hey Dukie, if your interested I have some beachfront property in Montana for sale
No thanks
PantherPaul
10-23-03, 10:08 PM
Nevada?
Dukesuckgounc
10-23-03, 10:09 PM
no
meatpile
10-23-03, 10:27 PM
.
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
You this start all when my mon and my dad start reading this book that guy AdrndVir worth a book about Allens .then one day my dad email him ask him if the aliens can help me beat my dyslexic .Then he said my dad need to sad a Pic of me and all ask me if it ok if they can help .Now hear is the link about this guy
http://etmedical.com/X3_Atlas.htm
so your dad is as whacked out as you are?
http://etmedical.com/adrianball.gif
new avatar for you, dukey.
PantherPaul
10-23-03, 10:32 PM
:D
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by PantherPaul
:D
I cant stnd this guy:mad:
two-six
10-24-03, 12:11 AM
i'm crying again.:rofl:
whether you believe in helpful aliens or not, i think it's important to keep in mind that dukey feels better about himself. that's a fact.
i applaud you, dukey.
keep up the good work.
:applause:
i cliked this thread expecting a intelignet discussion about aliens, but as a result i've lost about twentyeight i qs or something anywise. thanx, preciate it..... :dunce:
PantherPaul
10-24-03, 07:50 AM
I believe in angels Dukie. They help you make important decisions and better yourself. Aliens strenghts on the other hand seem to be more geered to lawn maintanence, domestic help and fast food
WilliamJ
10-24-03, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
I cant stnd this guy:mad: i bellieve that you believe, dukey.
PantherPaul
10-24-03, 08:41 AM
This is truly HOF material. I usually don't laugh out loud, but I was in tears reading the first 3 pages
I have no idea what's going on. :confused:
needawindow
10-24-03, 09:41 AM
Dukey
I find all this rather fascinating. Here is what I understand thus far. After 20 years of rather bad dyslexic your father reaches out to the author of a book on aliens. Your dad asks if your problem can be helped with an alien intervention. A picture of yourself is requested. (why the picture??) At some point (last June?) a meeting of some kind takes place between you and the aliens. I understand you had to be calm so as to not scare off the aliens. Was you dad or the author also at this meeting? Did you feel "cured" at once, or have you had to have more alien meetings to further your treatment? I also need to be cured of some ill. How can I get in contact with the aliens? Should I contact the author of the book, or can you help me. Do you think you are becoming part alien? Maybe they changed part of you genetics to cure the dyslexic.
LadyJane
10-24-03, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by DaveW
and you think aliens made this happen???
This should be moved to the HOF right now.
:soda: :roflmao:
LadyJane
10-24-03, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by DaveW
be vewy vewy quiet..I'm talking to aliens
That's twice...I really need to stop reading this thread :rofl:
I should have read this one yesterday.
Originally posted by LadyJane
That's twice...I really need to stop reading this thread :rofl:
IT ONLY GETS BETTER
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Yes 100% they are real.Did you hear about the UFO that lend in PA back in 1967
you're right about that dukey, except it was in 1965 (if you're referring to the infamous Kecksburg, PA alien spaceship crash landing). I used to live near the little town where it happened and there are still locals who insist they had been "visited." Do a google search with "Kecksburg, PA" and "UFO sightings" and you'll get a ton of results.
Here's one. There are plenty more. (http://www.mtpleasantpa.com/alien1.html)
There's a replica of the spaceship mounted on the roof of the Kecksburg Volunteer Fire Department. Here's a photo, which I believe is irrefutable proof that Lushboobs is an alien who came to came to Earth in 1965.
WilliamJ
10-24-03, 10:04 AM
wow
LadyJane
10-24-03, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by DaveW
IT ONLY GETS BETTER
I can't read any more, my sides hurt :)
WilliamJ
10-24-03, 10:07 AM
come to think of it, my uncle had aliens help his golf game. they gave him "the" Alien Wedge. (http://www.leaderboard.com/GLOSSARY_ALIENWEDGE) .
Do you know any? Who could be an alien?
I think Steve Bartman is an alien.
Originally posted by DaveW
Do you know any? Who could be an alien?
I think Steve Bartman is an alien.
I think Eric Cartman is an alien. He has gotten at least two alien anal probes. :D
Fred has been gone a couple of days. Maybe aliens got him
Originally posted by DaveW
Fred has been gone a couple of days. Maybe aliens got him
Those were loggers. Or maybe interior designers.
slydevl
10-24-03, 10:19 AM
I wear a yam necklace around my neck to keep the aliens away.
The Brain
10-24-03, 10:19 AM
have you seen the comercial for Scary Movie 3?? ANYONE could be an alien dressed as normal humans... my first vote goes to VOR though
my first vote goes to VOR though
nah..even aliens have some standards on appearance
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 10:27 AM
Here's a photo I snapped July 4 weekend at Dixies. I distinctly remember Dukey's companion ordering another round and threatening the waitress with his "phaser" if she didn't make it snappy. I was skeered.
:D Damn Grid. I'm skeered now too.
WilliamJ
10-24-03, 10:35 AM
this needs to be in the aliens forum.
crazydave
10-24-03, 10:45 AM
I heard today that they found about 300 illegal ones working at Wal-Mart.
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 11:01 AM
dukey = Travis Walton
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 11:17 AM
dukey, we missed you at the TBR softball game this summer.
Originally posted by gridfaniker
dukey, we missed you at the TBR softball game this summer.
remember? He took a wrong turn and got lost.
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 11:23 AM
everybody's favorite alien
QueenCityHillbilly
10-24-03, 11:31 AM
She had a tight ass for an alien.
articulatekitten
10-24-03, 12:10 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oh my god, it hurts so good!
Dukey, sweetie, you our wonderful, I be so glad these aliens is helping you with your dislexic.
:1luvu:
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by needawindow
Dukey
I find all this rather fascinating. Here is what I understand thus far. After 20 years of rather bad dyslexic your father reaches out to the author of a book on aliens. Your dad asks if your problem can be helped with an alien intervention. A picture of yourself is requested. (why the picture??) At some point (last June?) a meeting of some kind takes place between you and the aliens. I understand you had to be calm so as to not scare off the aliens. Was you dad or the author also at this meeting? Did you feel "cured" at once, or have you had to have more alien meetings to further your treatment? I also need to be cured of some ill. How can I get in contact with the aliens? Should I contact the author of the book, or can you help me. Do you think you are becoming part alien? Maybe they changed part of you genetics to cure the dyslexic.
to get help from the aliens you need to contact the author of the book.One thing that i must say in order for aliens to help you must believe it them.They talled me the reason that they can help me is becuase i believe in them.I dont know how they cure my dyslexic.They said they have wey to cure that on this woard we dont no yet how to cure it. BTW they said the reason that they want to help so much.Becuase i was Alien in the other wolrd
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
to get help from the aliens you need to contact the author of the book.One thing that i must say in order for aliens to help you must believe it them.They talled me the reason that they can help me is becuase i believe in them.I dont know how they cure my dyslexic.They said they have wey to cure that on this woard we dont no yet how to cure it. BTW they said the reason that they want to help so much.Becuase i was Alien in the other wolrd
You better get your money back, because it doesn't look ike they did jack shit for your dislexic.
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by gridfaniker
You better get your money back, because it doesn't look ike they did jack shit for your dislexic.
I did not pay anything
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 12:52 PM
Have some news for you gridfanikey you dont know how my dislexic was so bad.Before the Aliens start help me with it
shabazz
10-24-03, 12:55 PM
I know. I am the alien assigned to his case.
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by shabazz
I know. I am the alien assigned to his case.
not true:mad:
these aliens don't communicate with us. they just help us out.
shabazz
10-24-03, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
not true:mad:
Watch your tongue or I will be forced to relate to your friends what happened on the ship. And I will restore your dislexic. Insolent Earthling.
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by LarryD
these aliens don't communicate with us. they just help us out.
Worng you can communicate with them.But hear is the catch not every can communicate with them
shabazz
10-24-03, 01:00 PM
That's my brother with Dukey in the tavern. He's a wild one.
shabazz
10-24-03, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Worng you can communicate with them.But hear is the catch not every can communicate with them
Foolish Earth-creature. You profess to know so much about the alien culture, but you know so little.
oh. i don't know much about these aliens. do they have names?
shabazz
10-24-03, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
Have some news for you gridfanikey you dont know how my dislexic was so bad.Before the Aliens start help me with it
That's it. We're stopping your treatments until you can learn to control your behavior.
shabazz
10-24-03, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by LarryD
oh. i don't know much about these aliens. do they have names?
My name is Shabbazbatron. My brother Elmo and I are Dukey's alien companions. We are working with him on his dislexia problem. In exchange, he is trying to get us dates. He said there are females on this board who would have no problem going out with us.
Hey Shabazzbatron.
You ever heard of a place called "Eddie's Roadside Cafe"?
chipshot
10-24-03, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by gridfaniker
everybody's favorite alien \
I saw Zebra Girl at Thomas St Tavern a few weeks ago. I wasn't there the night at Dixie's but based on the descriptions and pics it was obviously her. Nasty.
needawindow
10-24-03, 01:11 PM
Dukey, thanks for the reply. Did you have to promise the aliens anything in return for their help? How do you know you used to be one of them? Looks like you have come a long way in a couple of months. Keep us updated on your progress. Are they helping you with anything else? or do they only help with one thing, and then go help others.
I will be contacting the author to see if I can get the aliens to help me.
shabazz
10-24-03, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by kshead
Hey Shabazzbatron.
You ever heard of a place called "Eddie's Roadside Cafe"?
Never. Do they serve curly fries?
meatpile
10-24-03, 01:14 PM
Can the aliens help Bill get some pussy?
Originally posted by meatpile
Can the aliens help Bill get some pussy?
Have him contact that Shabazz fella.
Originally posted by meatpile
Can the aliens help Bill get some pussy?
they're aliens..not God's
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by needawindow
Dukey, thanks for the reply. Did you have to promise the aliens anything in return for their help? How do you know you used to be one of them? Looks like you have come a long way in a couple of months. Keep us updated on your progress. Are they helping you with anything else? or do they only help with one thing, and then go help others.
I will be contacting the author to see if I can get the aliens to help me.
one thing at a time that how they help me.had to promise to them that i will start reading and doing what they ask me.They talld me that ones i beat dislexic to go on tv radio and writeing a Book .You see some people in this worid thanks that aliens are not real or that Aliens are bad.They can help this worid allot.But people have to start to believe in them
vpkozel
10-24-03, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by shabazz
My name is Shabbazbatron. My brother Elmo and I
Anybody else here get the image of Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd? Me and my swing Czechoslovak brother......
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
one thing at a time that how they help me.had to promise to them that i will start reading and doing what they ask me.They talld me that ones i beat dislexic to go on tv radio and writeing a Book .You see some people in this worid thanks that aliens are not real or that Aliens are bad.They can help this worid allot.But people have to start to believe in them
i think there is a lot of truth there.
SilverSurfer
10-24-03, 01:22 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I have to admit - I have not been laughing a lot lately. This is the funniest one since we had to go to the airport and ask for Dukey. Thank you Dukey. :)
http://a1568.g.akamai.net/7/1568/1600/20030915015249/launch.yahoo.com/promos/outkast/images/fp_outkast.jpg
I think OUTKAST are aliens :) . . .
slydevl
10-24-03, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by sds70
I think OUTKAST are aliens :) . . .
Hey Ya!
shabazz
10-24-03, 01:29 PM
We can help you get better scores on your SATs.
Joyce Brothers and Phil McGraw are aliens. Karl Rove is an alien. So is Harry Dean Stanton and Crispin Glover.
The woman who plays Donavan McNabb's mother in the Chunky Soup commercials is an alien. In fact, it is "his" alien, much like I am Dukey's alien. Sooner or later you'll all have aliens and they'll fix your personal shortcomings. We've been studying Dave. It looks like he'll need at least three aliens.
The Brain
10-24-03, 01:30 PM
hey shabazz... do you know Mork?
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 01:31 PM
For this how say aliens are not for real.take a look at my spelling today .and take a look at my spelling before
Originally posted by shabazz
Never. Do they serve curly fries?
I'm not sure. If you mean fries with pubes? Then the answer is an emphatic yes.
But there's this one fucker, er... guy - I won't tell you who he is - who talks about this shithole all the time. If you hear someone start talking about Eddie's, my advice is to run. That guy is bad, bad news. He hurt my feelings yesterday talking about the fine Hokies of Virginia Tech. Made my cry he did. He'll do the same to you. So watch out.
your spelling is greatly improved.
ezy ryder
10-24-03, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
For this how say aliens are not for real.take a look at my spelling today .and take a look at my spelling before
Your spelling today is better than it was yesterday. Did you see the aliens last night?
You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out;
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left side in,
You put your left side out;
You put your left side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your nose in,
You put your nose out;
You put your nose in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your backside in,
You put your backside out;
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your head in,
You put your head out;
You put your head in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out;
You put your whole self in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 01:43 PM
for this how vote no. even this how vote no you do belive in aliens.But you guys our secure that aliens mit be bad. Or that they mit want to kil lus. or that they want to take over this worid .but to tall you true .Aliens are not bad they dont want to kill us they dont want to take over the worid.All they want is for you guys to believe in them.Ones you do this worid will be like evn .every thing will good over
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out;
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your left side in,
You put your left side out;
You put your left side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your nose in,
You put your nose out;
You put your nose in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your backside in,
You put your backside out;
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your head in,
You put your head out;
You put your head in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!
You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out;
You put your whole self in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about
that's really gay
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
for this how vote no. even this how vote no you do belive in aliens.But you guys our secure that aliens mit be bad. Or that they mit want to kil lus. or that they want to take over this worid .but to tall you true .Aliens are not bad they dont want to kill us they dont want to take over the worid.All they want is for you guys to believe in them.Ones you do this worid will be like evn .every thing will good over
so what did the aliens stick in your ass when they had you in their ship?
Originally posted by gridfaniker
that's really gay
yeah..but it would still be funny as hell watching dukey do the hokey pokey
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by kshead
Hey Shabazzbatron.
You ever heard of a place called "Eddie's Roadside Cafe"?
that's Eddie's Lakeside pal. the cafe burned back in 82.
Originally posted by gridfaniker
that's Eddie's Lakeside pal. the cafe burned back in 82.
I'm going to guess "Brought in for questioning but never actually charged" too.
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by DaveW
yeah..but it would still be funny as hell watching dukey do the hokey pokey
or the Funky Chicken for that matter. How 'bout this. Dukey and about a dozen aliens doing a naked conga line.
gridfaniker
10-24-03, 01:53 PM
in honor of the cafe, they serve a blackened scrod sub at the Lakeside. It's not for everyone.
vpkozel
10-24-03, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by gridfaniker
in honor of the cafe, they serve a blackened scrod sub at the Lakeside. It's not for everyone.
Do they also have a laid an egg sandwich in honor of VA Tech?
Originally posted by vpkozel
Do they also have a laid an egg sandwich in honor of VA Tech?
With a side of something that has choked every year since '99.
needawindow
10-24-03, 03:06 PM
Dukey, how often to you see (talk to) the aliens. Does their "healing" involve touching you in any way, or is it all done telepathically?
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by needawindow
Dukey, how often to you see (talk to) the aliens. Does their "healing" involve touching you in any way, or is it all done telepathically?
when ever im com i can talk to them
slydevl
10-24-03, 03:21 PM
Are Duke fans
PantherPaul
10-24-03, 03:25 PM
Those are angels Dukie
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by PantherPaul
Those are angels Dukie Nope this our aliens
http://etmedical.com/X3_Atlas.htm
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 03:36 PM
It was early in the evening. I had just arrived home from the Israeli army base and collapsed exhausted on my bed. Lying for a time somewhere between deep sleep and consciousness, I suddenly felt as if an ice-cold hand had touched my knee. I opened my eyes, but there was no one in the room. In fact, other than my parents who had already gone to bed, there was no one in the house. Then I clearly heard a voice in my head. It was a familiar voice and, speaking in Romanian, it said, “Take care of my children.” I felt the hair rise on my arms and the chill of goose bumps as I realized it was the voice of my aunt who had passed away a few months earlier.
The next incident occurred years later, after a transition from a bachelor's life as a soldier to a husband's life as a student of electrical engineering. I was lying down to rest next to my wife and, as I lay there with my eyes closed, I felt the unmistakable presence of someone else in the room. The feeling intensified until it became clear the presence was that of my grandfather, who had been deceased for a few months. He expressed his wish to read the newspaper.
One sunny Saturday morning, I was happily composing graphics software on my PC. My wife and two children were still asleep. I suddenly felt as though I’d sensed someone else’s feelings, who was very pleased with what I was doing. This experience was quite strange and I wondered what triggered the feeling. I had a growing sense that someone was standing behind me; I turned around to look, but no one was there. At the same time, a face began to take shape in my mind. I could see only the bottom half of the image at first. Judging from the lines and wrinkles, it seemed to be the face of an elderly woman and someone I had never seen before. This time I decided to try and communicate with whatever or whoever was contacting me. I formed a question in my mind: “What’s your name?” “Olga,” came the answer even before the question was completely formed. “How old are you?” I asked. “86,” came the quick reply. “Where are you from?” As I asked that question, it suddenly occurred to me that I was communicating with a ghost. In fright, I cut off communication.
Life—the development of complex biological systems that reproduce themselves—is the most wondrous occurrence in the universe. An additional, wondrous event occurring in the universe is the development of consciousness—that is, the being conscious of itself and of its surroundings. These are the two wonders of creation and for these wonders our gratitude goes to a higher power, which we know as God. The mathematical probability of these two events occurring together approaches zero, and yet it has occurred. To our surprise, it has not occurred once, but many, many times and it continues to occur today; evidently, it will continue to occur in the future—the development of new life forms that reproduce themselves and the concurrent development within these life forms of conscious thought.
Intelligent life takes diverse forms across many different types of matter. Some of them are unknown to us even though our researchers are engaged in unceasing efforts to discover and study new life forms, which are encountered all the time throughout the infinite space of the universe. Your planet is one of the sources of life that we have discovered and currently are studying.
Beyond pure scientific research, we also provide assistance to developing civilizations that we believe are deserving of our help. Some cultures move in a negative direction toward self-destruction, representing a danger to themselves and to other cultures; we do not assist such civilizations. On the other hand, to civilizations with a potential for development on the path of Light, that is, positive development, we give many forms of assistance. Our aim is to help these developing civilizations to achieve, as quickly as possible, a stable state of existence that will ensure them long-term continued existence without danger of extinction. In other words, we help them toward accelerated technological development.
The process of providing aid starts with an in-depth study of the civilization in order to ascertain whether or not our assistance is warranted. If we decide to provide assistance, we then decide on the best way to assist. This study of the civilization is very broad in scope and conducted in cooperation with interplanetary organizations—organizations that bring together a huge diversity of life forms from tens of millions of populated planets that represent the cultured life of the universe, life forms with consciousness. We want you to be aware of the importance of your work with us on a worldwide scale, regarding your own planet, and an interplanetary scale. You are part of a great effort.
Medical treatment is only one element in the efforts to motivate human beings to come into contact with us. Without medical treatment, we surmise that the points of contact between us and humans would be minimal. One of the aims of treatment is to learn about the nature of human biological and psychological systems through case studies of patients. At the same time, we are continually learning how to treat humans and improving our methods and techniques.
You no doubt have noticed the wide range of aliens that have been taking part in the medical teams. These teams frequently are replaced by new teams to allow a greater number of life forms to come into contact with humans. The more contact we have, the more we can come closer to you and offer our help.
It could be said that most of the planets taking part in this effort are in the stages of initial evaluation. Each planet is entitled to decide for itself whether it wants to be part of the efforts to help the planet Earth or not, or any other developing planet anywhere in the universe. Therefore, each planet must gather its own information and form its own impression. The treatment encounters conducted through you allow this to take place.
We would like you to know one more thing: We are pleased with your activities. The various researchers have all given positive reports, which increases the possibility that more and more planets will take part in helping Earth. We wanted you to be aware of the importance of the work you are doing.
You're cured, Dukey! Good typing and fast too
Village Idiot
10-24-03, 03:39 PM
DUDE!
That was Phylis Diller! How cool is that!
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 03:39 PM
http://etmedical.com/X3_Atlas.htm
Dukey...do the aliens wear purple Nike shoes? If so, can you get me a pair?
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 03:43 PM
What do you thinks
shabazz
10-24-03, 03:46 PM
Dukey promised to take me and my brother to a Panthers game.
Village Idiot
10-24-03, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
What do you thinks
I thinks.....that if I started fantasizing about Phyllis Diller I would have to de-tox my brain.
vpkozel
10-24-03, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by shabazz
Dukey promised to take me and my brother to a Panthers game.
Couldn't you just watch it from above the stadium?
shabazz
10-24-03, 03:50 PM
Originally posted by vpkozel
Couldn't you just watch it from above the stadium?
We want to experience the ambience. Plus, Dukey said he knows a couple of the cheerleaders and that he could hook us up.
Village Idiot
10-24-03, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by shabazz
We want to experience the ambience. Plus, Dukey said he knows a couple of the cheerleaders and that he could hook us up.
he wants the one that looks like Phyllis Diller :D
vpkozel
10-24-03, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by shabazz
We want to experience the ambience. Plus, Dukey said he knows a couple of the cheerleaders and that he could hook us up.
Ahhhh, now we're back to the anal probing, huh?
shabazz
10-24-03, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by slydevl
Are Duke fans
Christian Laettner was a little too compliant during his on-ship probe.
PantherPaul
10-24-03, 04:46 PM
Whatever works for you Dukie :xyzthumbs
Captain Morgan
10-24-03, 09:46 PM
Dukey's alien looks a lot like gutter.
Originally posted by ecilam
i cliked this thread expecting a intelignet discussion about aliens, but as a result i've lost about twentyeight i qs or something anywise. thanx, preciate it..... :dunce:
Is there any way that Dukey's alien could help ecilam with his spelling?
Dukesuckgounc
10-24-03, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Turbo
Is there any way that Dukey's alien could help ecilam with his spelling?
Turbo bad spelling is one of the side afact of dyslexic
Magnolia
10-25-03, 01:02 AM
I am truly amazed at this thread.......:thinking:.... :D
It's priceless...
Dukesuckgounc
10-25-03, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Magnolia
I am truly amazed at this thread.......:thinking:.... :D
It's priceless... :confused:
Magnolia
10-25-03, 01:18 AM
Dukey, I guess I should have said ......this thread is making me think?........:)
Dukesuckgounc
10-25-03, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Magnolia
Dukey, I guess I should have said ......this thread is making me think?........:)
about what;)
two-six
10-25-03, 10:35 AM
:rofl:
must....breathe
Dukesuckgounc
10-25-03, 11:15 AM
Im must tall you one hugh thing.Like it or not the aliens will come to this worid to help everyone but they will only come ones everyone start believeing in them
jazzbluescat
10-28-03, 11:26 AM
Until one shows himself, I don't believe there are aliens. Theys might exist, hell, anything's possible. I got enough freaking problems w/the natives.:confused:
Dukesuckgounc
10-28-03, 11:01 PM
You wont see any aliens Tell the worid is ready for them
jazzbluescat
10-29-03, 07:57 AM
Originally posted by Dukeyhaterunc1baby
You wont see any aliens Tell the worid is ready for them
Then that'll never happen. We'll have destroyed the world and/or civilization, ourselves, before we have evolved to that state of readiness.
jazzbluescat
10-29-03, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by jazzbluescat
Then that'll never happen. We'll have destroyed the world and/or civilization, ourselves, before evolving to that state of readiness.
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