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jbghostrat
11-12-03, 10:09 PM
is no fun. Everything that is fun is a no-no!:(

Southern_Yankee
11-12-03, 10:12 PM
You will get to experience it all soon enough young grasshopper. Good things come to those who wait.

York1
11-12-03, 10:13 PM
Religion is a choice

builder
11-12-03, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by York1
Religion is a choice

PhotoGuy
11-12-03, 10:14 PM
As of today, you can refer to me as Father PG, now shift manager of the most Christian fast food restaurant, Chick-Fil-A. :cool: JB, do you want a job?

jbghostrat
11-12-03, 10:15 PM
at a fast food joint?! no way

York1
11-12-03, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
at a fast food joint?! no way Why you to good to flip a few chicken patties?

Southern_Yankee
11-12-03, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by PhotoGuy
As of today, you can refer to me as Father PG, now shift manager of the most Christian fast food restaurant, Chick-Fil-A. :cool: JB, do you want a job?

Congratulations Reverand

Father PG
11-12-03, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
at a fast food joint?! no way
Not just any fast food joint.... Chick-Fil-A, home of the Original Chicken Sandwich.

At Chick-Fil-A, our corporate purpose is "To glorify God by being a faithful steward of all that is entrusted to us and to have a positive influence on all of those that come in contact with Chick-Fil-A."

Father PG
11-12-03, 10:20 PM
JB + chickens... a perfect match. :mushy:

jbghostrat
11-12-03, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by York1
Why you to good to flip a few chicken patties?

yeah:p

I can make money other ways.

York1
11-12-03, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat


yeah:p

I can make money other ways. :rolleyes:

reb
11-12-03, 10:22 PM
:D

builder
11-12-03, 10:24 PM
:rofl:

SandMan
11-12-03, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
is no fun. Everything that is fun is a no-no!:(

you can always do it and then ask for forgiveness....

Southern_Yankee
11-12-03, 10:26 PM
http://www.1075alive.com/images/Btownb.jpg

Father PG
11-12-03, 10:30 PM
Avatar idea for LarryD


LARRYBOY!!!!

WilliamJ
11-12-03, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
is no fun. Everything that is fun is a no-no!:( for years i been saying that everything that is fun or really good, can kill you.

Father PG
11-12-03, 10:31 PM
:cool:

sds70
11-12-03, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by SandMan


you can always do it and then ask for forgiveness....


jbg should just become Catholic :) . . . There are a few Catholics in the South, ain't they :D :D ? ?

builder
11-12-03, 11:04 PM
He's got enough guilt already to start his own religion.

sds70
11-13-03, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
at a fast food joint?! no way


What's wrong with cooking chikin for your first job :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ? ? You get every Sunday off working for CHICK-FIL-A; You won't miss any of the NFL Pregame Shows on ESPN/CBS/FOX either :thumbup: :thumbup: . .

hasbeen99
11-13-03, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
a Christian life is no fun. Everything that is fun is a no-no!:(

That's not true. Everything that will hurt you or people who care about you is a no-no.

kshead
11-13-03, 12:42 PM
Originally posted by SandMan


you can always do it and then ask for forgiveness....

I was thinking more along the lines of he should become a flat out heathen for a number of years and then find God in his late 20's - provided he makes it that far. That appears to be the way a lot of people do it.

Village Idiot
11-13-03, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
is no fun. Everything that is fun is a no-no!:(
Not true.

SandMan
11-13-03, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by TANK

Not true.

Perhaps he should rephrase his statement "Everything I want to do is a no no" ;)

Hockeygirl44
11-13-03, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
is no fun. Everything that is fun is a no-no!:(

JB- Can you give us some examples? What is it that you want to do that's a "no-no"?

VOR
11-13-03, 06:32 PM
If you lobotomize yourself it's an ok life. Just don't ask any questions.

jbghostrat
11-13-03, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Hockeygirl44


JB- Can you give us some examples? What is it that you want to do that's a "no-no"?

everything! you can't look at naked ladies, you can't have sex, you can't even think about it!

you can't get even with someone, you suppose to "above that" and be perfect and forgive and forget.

so, what are some examples of things that you can do?

hasbeen99
11-13-03, 11:23 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
you can't look at naked ladies, you can't have sex, you can't even think about it!

Once you're married, you can do that all you want, and totally guilt-free...
(as long as it's your wife you're looking at :naughty: )


you can't get even with someone, you suppose to "above that" and be perfect and forgive and forget.

You know why? Because God can get people in ways we can't even begin to. To get even with someone ourselves is letting them off easy.

PantherPaul
11-14-03, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by sds70



What's wrong with cooking chikin for your first job :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ? ? You get every Sunday off working for CHICK-FIL-A; You won't miss any of the NFL Pregame Shows on ESPN/CBS/FOX either :thumbup: :thumbup: . .

Choking your chicken on your first job!!!!!!!! errr nevermind

sds70
11-14-03, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by jbghostrat


everything! you can't look at naked ladies, you can't have sex, you can't even think about it!

you can't get even with someone, you suppose to "above that" and be perfect and forgive and forget.

so, what are some examples of things that you can do?



Weeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, you could always move to some remote part of Utah, become a Mormon, and marry tons of ladies at one time and be a polygamist ;) . . A few devout Mormons still practice that last I heard . .

ECILAM
11-14-03, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by jbghostrat


everything! you can't look at naked ladies, you can't have sex, you can't even think about it!

you can't get even with someone, you suppose to "above that" and be perfect and forgive and forget.

I hated that shit.

hasbeen99
11-14-03, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by sds70
Weeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, you could always move to some remote part of Utah, become a Mormon, and marry tons of ladies at one time and be a polygamist ;) . . A few devout Mormons still practice that last I heard . .

If there are, it's very few. Polygamy has been illegal in Utah for decades.

kshead
11-14-03, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by jbghostrat
you can't get even with someone, you suppose to "above that" and be perfect and forgive and forget.


Spending your life worrying about getting even is an awfully good way to fuck it up.

ECILAM
11-14-03, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by kshead


Spending your life worrying about getting even is an awfully good way to fuck it up.

True. The best revenge is living well.

TimTam
11-14-03, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by sds70




Weeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, you could always move to some remote part of Utah, become a Mormon, and marry tons of ladies at one time and be a polygamist ;) . . A few devout Mormons still practice that last I heard . .

this has been denounced by the morman church...however going to poor countries and exploiting them for the purposes of conversion (medicine for conversion) is encouraged..Also they are against multi racial relationships and they have completely managed to integrate church and state in an entire state. so I completely condone hatin' on the mormons. carry on

Hockeygirl44
11-17-03, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by jbghostrat


everything! you can't look at naked ladies, you can't have sex, you can't even think about it!


You can have all the sex you want when it's within the boundaries of marriage. When you're truly and totally committed, that's the best sex you'll ever have, because it's more than just physical, it's emotional and spiritual as well.



you can't get even with someone, you suppose to "above that"


You're right- we're not supposed to take revenge. We leave that up to God. He's the judge, not us.



and be perfect


But we certainly don't have to be perfect- we can't be! It's impossible! We are all sinners- even the best Christians are. God only expects us to do our best, and to be sincerely striving to be better.


and forgive and forget.


Yes- we are supposed to forgive. But that doesn't mean we have to forget, and it doesn't mean that we have to let them do it to us again. "Forgive and Forget" doesn't mean that you become a door mat and let people walk all over you and treat you like crap. It mean that you need to forgive them, give it over to God, and then move on with your life.


I can tell you from experience that when you don't forgive and forget, you're only hurting yourself, not the other person. While you're stewing away and being pouty and having your pity party, the other person has forgotten all about it, or has no idea what you're feeling, and probably doesn't care! By forgiving you're taking them off your hook (so to speak) and putting them onto God's. That allows you to move on with your life.

I had a girlfriend, my BEST friend at one time, who hurt me several times really bad. I have forgiven her, but I am no longer friends with her. I'm not going to put myself in the position to let her hurt me that way again. I haven't completley forgotten, but I don't dwell on it anymore and I have no hard feelings towards her.