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wolverine
05-02-02, 10:43 PM
Tell everyone what you think is the dumbest movie of all time.

Insidian
05-02-02, 11:04 PM
I would probably have to say Tank Girl

BigMark
05-03-02, 12:16 AM
White Nights

Superfluous_Nut
05-03-02, 12:37 AM
nurse betty

titanic (unless you're a 12-16 yo girl)

gutter
05-03-02, 07:36 AM
Godzilla - the one with Matthew Broderick
Dude, where's my car? or does this even count?
Almost Famous
Biodome
Anything with Pierce Brosnan in it.

mathmajors
05-03-02, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by gutter
Anything with Pierce Brosnan in it.

Now, gutter...

I've always thought movies like 'Joshua Tree' with Dolf whatshisface were the dumbest. Impossible gunfights, badly overacted bad guys, implausible sex (which is really OK but usually it doesn't make sense in the movie).

HPCatFan
05-03-02, 08:36 AM
Another vote for Titanic.
The second American Pie wasn't very good at all, but decent enough to avoid (barely) my list.
Me Myself and Irene
Pretty much anything with Jim Carrey.

VOR
05-03-02, 10:06 AM
"Intolerance"
closly followed by "Yentil"

Fro
05-03-02, 10:32 AM
Reindeer Games.
Magnificent Seven (1960)
Pootie Tang is up there but atleast it had it's funny moments.

celyn
05-03-02, 10:53 AM
Skyscraper..............GOD, IT WAS BADDDDDDDDDDDD



I'm ashamed of you gutter. how could you not like Almost Famous???



like Jason X was a cinematic masterpiece:rolleyes: :rolleyes:



:p :p :p

gutter
05-03-02, 12:22 PM
Almost Famous had credibility because Cameron Crowe wrote it. If Kevin Smith had put that movie out critics would have ripped him apart like they always do. My joke about this movie, "Almost Famous, I almost finished it." It blows.

More rediculously bad movies:

The Mummy
Ready to Rumble
I Still KNow blah blah last summer
Cruel Intentions
Lake Placid
Relic


PS: Celyn, I think you missed my comment on another thread, so "Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!!!!!"

Fro
05-03-02, 12:41 PM
In a row?

celyn
05-03-02, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by gutter
PS: Celyn, I think you missed my comment on another thread, so "Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!!!!!"



at least I didn't fuck a dead guy with a hard on in a quickie mart bathroom stall:D :D :D

wolverine
05-03-02, 01:32 PM
Throw moma from the train.

lex
05-03-02, 01:35 PM
"sweet (f-ing) november" with keanu reeves and charlise theron. what a sorry-ass movie! didnt even finish it cuz the acting just totally sucked! script sucked! it sucked, k? i cant believe they put that one out! i can name others, but that is the one i saw of late...

awesome movie? "training day" i think that is the title, with denzel washington and ethan hawke. i watched this one twice. :D

celyn
05-03-02, 01:48 PM
weren't you just blown away by Denzel, I mean, more then usual? I was like MY GOD!!!!

Denzel's playing a bad guy! and he's damn good at it!:D :D :D

LarryD
05-03-02, 02:15 PM
"tremmors" sucked ass.

so did "hope floats"

lex
05-03-02, 04:19 PM
"weren't you just blown away by Denzel, I mean, more then usual? I was like MY GOD!!!!

Denzel's playing a bad guy! and he's damn good at it!" posted celyn

amen, celyn!

i almost cried :rolleyes: when the mexican group didnt kill ethan hawke cuz the niece verified the story!

i loved the scene where the russians caught up to him...man, violent and hella cold, but honest! denzel washington deserved that oscar! :cool:

Superfluous_Nut
05-03-02, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by lex
"weren't you just blown away by Denzel, I mean, more then usual? I was like MY GOD!!!!

Denzel's playing a bad guy! and he's damn good at it!" posted celyn

amen, celyn!

i almost cried :rolleyes: when the mexican group didnt kill ethan hawke cuz the niece verified the story!

i loved the scene where the russians caught up to him...man, violent and hella cold, but honest! denzel washington deserved that oscar! :cool:


well, scratch that movie off the list... thanks. any other movies you wanna give away? ;)

reb
05-03-02, 09:44 PM
The Sound of Music. No make that ANY musical. SI-FI is more real.

gutter
05-04-02, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by lex
"weren't you just blown away by Denzel, I mean, more then usual? I was like MY GOD!!!!

Denzel's playing a bad guy! and he's damn good at it!" posted celyn

amen, celyn!

i almost cried :rolleyes: when the mexican group didnt kill ethan hawke cuz the niece verified the story!

i loved the scene where the russians caught up to him...man, violent and hella cold, but honest! denzel washington deserved that oscar! :cool:


I rented that tonight lex. Crazy movie, but excellent. I also got "Sexy Beast." Interesting to say the least, but I would recommend it.

lex
05-04-02, 04:36 AM
oops, sorry nut. i guess i blew it for you, huh? perhaps the reason i enjoyed training day so much is because i didnt know anything of the movie or the story before hand. :(

WilliamJ
05-05-02, 01:37 PM
Freddy Got Finger......even though I laughed out loud through must of it

WilliamJ
05-05-02, 08:54 PM
Dude, his stupid gross antics....licking his friends compound fracture.....the deer suit.....It sucked real bad but I still howled throughout it

jazzredcat
05-05-02, 10:33 PM
Little Shop of Horrors

I think I'm the only one on the face of the earth
that didn't think this movie was funny/camp.

wolverine
05-06-02, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by jazzredcat
Little Shop of Horrors

I think I'm the only one on the face of the earth
that didn't think this movie was funny/camp.

Yeah, that was a retarted movie. :D