TBR Texas Hold'em @ TRUEPOKER.COM

[The_professor]

truepoker.com (http://www.truepoker.com)

this is getting great reviews from people who have tried it.....

we are planning on meeting up here tonight to get a game going....

there can be up to 10 people at a table.

my screen name is "Malvert"

other ppl from TBR on truepoker are:

Hyme Lipshitz

Solarte

Reznor

timtam


we need more people, so if you want to play leave a post with your screen name....

[crazydave]

truepoker.com (http://www.truepoker.com)


we need more people, so if you want to play leave a post with your screen name....
Time

[WilliamJ]

i'll play from 9 to 11

[two-six]

i am registered as tbr26. i'm not too familiar with poker, just getting started. any sites out there i should read up on?

i figure i get some learnin under my belt and i can join in with you guys sometime.

[The_professor]

i am registered as tbr26. i'm not too familiar with poker, just getting started. any sites out there i should read up on?

i figure i get some learnin under my belt and i can join in with you guys sometime.



just find out what beats what in texas hold'em, everything else is pretty much fool proof....



crazy dave, whats your name?

[voyergirl]

i DL'd this today too. i have no clue how to play though.

when are you guys playing tonight?

[The_professor]

i'll play from 9 to 11






i'll be on at around 7-7:30 pm

[The_professor]

Poker Hands - Strongest to Weakest (http://boardgames.about.com/cs/poker/a/poker_hands.htm)

[solarte1969]

Poker Hands - Strongest to Weakest (http://boardgames.about.com/cs/poker/a/poker_hands.htm)

My truepoker handle is Wsop2004...yes I am hoping to play in the world series this may...kinda doubtful due to my work schedule, but i am hoping...

[voyergirl]

Poker Hands - Strongest to Weakest (http://boardgames.about.com/cs/poker/a/poker_hands.htm)


:D

thanks

[Guest]

Is this for real money?

If so, I'm in.

[Guest]

Is this for real money?

If so, I'm in.


riddel is the name

[BudMan]

i can't figure out whats for real money and whats not or how to join a table. somebody help me out here. my name is budman4.

[crazydave]

I'm in tbrcrazydave is the name, poker is da game.

[Hyme Lipshitz]

Hey guys,, I have joined up on True poker,, but do you have to install the update because I keep getting kicked off my 56k before the update finishes,, and what kind of play cash should we get?,, in party poker we could get up to 100 thou.,, we getting into unlimited,, Ill just find you around 7pm and looking for Malvert,, but like I said I havent been able to update so i dont know if i can get in,,

[The_professor]

im on the "true poker play" server




"Malverts table"



it's almost 7pm

[Hyme Lipshitz]

someone post a table they are on in here and I'll see if I can join you,, ALL YOUR CASH ARE BELONG TO ME!

[The_professor]

locate me ppl.....

me, crazy, and vg are playing....

[meatpile]

Real or fake money?

[Hyme Lipshitz]

fake money,, and it says Malvert is not on this server

[The_professor]

fake money,, and it says Malvert is not on this server



switch servers

[Hyme Lipshitz]

im having trouble getting to see different tables,, like im stuck

[Hyme Lipshitz]

switch servershow?

[Hyme Lipshitz]

i click on tables and nothing happens

[The_professor]

click table button

click server tab

we are on "true poker play" , double click on it

"malverts table"

[The_professor]

click on menu

then servers

[solarte1969]

click on menu

then servers

I am at work and cannot play (system mwon't let me download). Enjoy it folks.

[Hyme Lipshitz]

well i cannot get the tables button to show me tables,, im stuck in the lounge,, im getting pissed

[The_professor]

well i cannot get the tables button to show me tables,, im stuck in the lounge,, im getting pissed


HYME ,

try the menu button, menu>servers

or if the window is maximised, hit the restore butoon then drag the window down...


the "table" window might be higher up than the "Lobby" window.....

this happened to me...

[meatpile]

downloading now, assbags.

[Guest]

don't see you guys

[Hyme Lipshitz]

nope,, first the table button has always been there and no matter how many times i click it it doesnt do a thing but flicker when i push it,, it shows me nothing and im stuck therefore in the lobby,, im screwd,, too much fancy crap on truepoker i guess,, plus my picture is small and have no idea how to get a full screen,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Hyme Lipshitz]

ok i think i can get in now,, you still on Malvert table?

[crazydave]

AHHHHHH Connection bagged

[meatpile]

mine too.

[crazydave]

Fuckers got scared

[Hoopsradio]

Soon as Hyme showed up, I got the boot

[Hyme Lipshitz]

yep mine too i just got in there after trying for 1 hr

[Hyme Lipshitz]

Soon as Hyme showed up, I got the bootthink i did it?,, wouldn't be surprised,, lol

[crazydave]

POS

[Hyme Lipshitz]

anyone up for party poker .com,?, im already loaded in that and its up and running and loads of open tables we could get one of our own,,,

[Hoopsradio]

Got in for sec... apparently the server crashed... spoiled their tournament... all of the tables got wiped out

[Hyme Lipshitz]

if yall want to get in Partypoker.com,,, Im Da Burton in there,, i think it was the best online holdem game,, it is recommended by the Pro Poker tour on travel channel,, real easy to play too

[Guest]

crashed hard...I still can't get in any tables

[Hoopsradio]

guess they lost business today... did TBR cause yet another crash??? the power this place wields is amazing

[Hyme Lipshitz]

rinky dink site thats why,, party has big cards,, much easier to play and you can get up to 100 grand at a time from dealer,, love to play unlimited with a few mill in front of me lol

[meatpile]

What a piece of shit server.

Real money I'd be fuming.

I play at pokerstars.com, fwiw.

[The_professor]

Bastards!!!

[Hyme Lipshitz]

how bout some partypoker.com,, it wont take me 75 minutes to download,, cause im already registerd,, dial up blows ,, anyone up for it or forget it?

[Hoopsradio]

I'm in at partypoker, just point me in the direction of a table

[QueenCityHillbilly]

I'm on the way over to whip ya'lls ass.

[Hyme Lipshitz]

ok ill get us a table,, professor and rest lets go,, ill be back in a min.

[Hoopsradio]

Got this e-mail from the folks at True Poker...


"You were involved in a poker hand [#11574302] that was aborted due to a
server shutdown. TruePoker's policy ensures that your account
information remains unchanged from before the hand began. If you have any
questions, please reply to this email.
Thank you for playing TruePoker!"

Guess they weren't making enough commission on their pay tables to upgrade their servers!!!

[Hyme Lipshitz]

rm 4928 on play NL holdem,, 3 players including me in there now,, Im Da-Burton

[Hyme Lipshitz]

yalls handles the same?

[QueenCityHillbilly]

I'm trying to find the table, be there in a minute.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Dammit, is there a quick way to find it? I'm looking in the play money area. Dammit!!!! I'll be there eventually.

[meatpile]

What's the name of the table?

[meatpile]

allright i started meatpile's table.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

shit, how do I get there?

[meatpile]

Fuck I'm at truepoker.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Ok, I finally found 4928, I'll see if I can get it.

[meatpile]

Come back to truepoker - I got 10 already

[Hyme Lipshitz]

play money nl holdem,, 1 seat open,, same number table,, we all in there

[Southern_Yankee]

What table are you on...I dont see meatpiles table...

[crazydave]

We're at FUSoutherYankeePoker.com

[Southern_Yankee]

OK...found it, but I dont recognize any of the players as TBR folk....there's 10 at meatpiles...

[Southern_Yankee]

We're at FUSoutherYankeePoker.com


Come on, asshole...I'll show you how to play this game.

[The_professor]

9:30

truepoker is back up


the name is malvert

[Hoopsradio]

where are you guys?

[PantherPaul]

I'm there. PantherPaul is name

[PantherPaul]

How do you find a person?

[PantherPaul]

I am logged on AOLIM and Yahoo messanger. If anyone wants to play call me

[DaveW]

im playingreal bills at pokerroom.com

[PantherPaul]

im playingreal bills at pokerroom.com
I registarred but it is taking too long to get activation code, so I am going to bed

[Southern_Yankee]

Seems like there were ppl everywhere. Partypoker.com seemed to be the best connection wise. The other one crashed like a boulder falling down the side of a mountain....over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over

[Superfluous_Nut]

my screen name is "Malvert"


do you pee red?

[Superfluous_Nut]

never played holdem before, but i'm game. lemme know when and where and i'll give it a go.

[The_professor]

do you pee red?


you mrs. malvert....

[crazydave]

I'll probably be taking everyones money again tonight if you're interested.

[Southern_Yankee]

Cant tonight...with darts and all...but I would like to do it again tomorrow.

[crazydave]

Cant tonight...with darts and all...but I would like to do it again tomorrow.
I just don't think I'll be giving my money to Chris this week.

[Superfluous_Nut]

what time?

[Southern_Yankee]

I just don't think I'll be giving my money to Chris this week.

Yeah...I'm about sick of it too...also, Tuesdays have some damn fine TV. Is tonight the start of the new season of The Shield? Great show on FX @ 10.

[crazydave]

Yeah...I'm about sick of it too...also, Tuesdays have some damn fine TV. Is tonight the start of the new season of The Shield? Great show on FX @ 10.
THat is a good show. I've been missing it lately.

[two-six]

i'm in. y'all name the time. oh, and be ready to lose.

[two-six]

nobody playing tonight?

[Reznor]

Yeah...I'm about sick of it too...also, Tuesdays have some damn fine TV. Is tonight the start of the new season of The Shield? Great show on FX @ 10.

The 9th is the night of the season premiere.

[The_professor]

i'm playing right now at true poker, on the "true poker play" server.....

"Malvert" is the name.....

leave a post if ya wanna meet up.....

it's 6:30


i think it crashed last night because of their tournament.....

[Superfluous_Nut]

cool. i'll jump in as "SheikYobooty".

[Superfluous_Nut]

i have no idea how this game works, so i'm not gonna just jump into a table full of strangers! particularly after seeing the insults flying around at dillmd's table. yikes.

who else is in? maybe we could start a private table?

[The_professor]

"malverts table" has been created


"true poker play" server



6:30

[Guest]

I can't get on any tables?

did it crash again?

and your posting number 666, scary shit

[two-six]

"malverts table" has been created


"true poker play" server



6:30

on my way

[The_professor]

people on right now....


me
Superfluous_Nut
riddel
crazydave
reznor
two six
southern yankee



even builder made a appearance....(inside joke)

[Guest]

crash....damn that sucks

[crazydave]

POS

[Southern_Yankee]

TRUE POKER SUCKS !!!

[Superfluous_Nut]

i was about to start a winning streak, too...

[Southern_Yankee]

Lets go to partypoker.com...anyone???

[Guest]

Room 6612...

you should have been happy....you were down to 30 bucks.....

[The_professor]

whats your name? what table?



mine is TBRProfessor

[Southern_Yankee]

you should have been happy....you were down to 30 bucks.....


Y do you think it crashed when it did??? :flipgrin:

[Southern_Yankee]

whats your name? what table?



mine is TBRProfessor

syankee

table 5516

[Superfluous_Nut]

i'm there. BruceForte.

[crazydave]

syankee

table 5516
You're not there

[Reznor]

You're not there
damn 5516 is full with 8 people on the list.

and wow, partypoker is a POS.

[The_professor]

mavert's table is back up at true poker

[Hyme Lipshitz]

where yall playing right now?

[The_professor]

and wow, partypoker is a POS.


agree

[finkelstein shitkid]

Is anyone playing at TruePoker

[crazydave]

Is anyone playing at TruePoker
all of us Malverts table

[finkelstein shitkid]

jeezus, how do you find that? is malvert the table name or the player name? i don't see table malvert

[crazydave]

jeezus, how do you find that? is malvert the table name or the player name? i don't see table malvert
table name holdem true poker play

[finkelstein shitkid]

dave...you're a weiner. thanks.

[crazydave]

dave...you're a weiner. thanks.
It's not my fault you IQ is 3. I'm the only one trying to help your ass.

[Big Mark]

how do I find your table?

[crazydave]

how do I find your table?
True Poker play server
Holdem
Malverts Table

[finkelstein shitkid]

It's not my fault you IQ is 3. I'm the only one trying to help your ass.

weiner..winner ...oops!!!

Now Big Mark is a dumb country goat fucker.

[The_professor]

finkelstein, where r u ?


what's your name?

[Reznor]

reznor1's table is up at maxim play for fun server.

[Southern_Yankee]

Hell...even VG made it.

[voyergirl]

Hell...even VG made it.


okay this is going to take time away from tbr, this may be a good thing for me. good damn thing it is not real money:D

[Southern_Yankee]

okay this is going to take time away from tbr, this may be a good thing for me. good damn thing it is not real money:D

Yeah, but once you get the hang of playing the game...you can move over and put some real $$$ on the line.

[voyergirl]

anyone gonna play tonight?

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Anyone playing tonight???

[Guest]

yep

looty room maxim

[Hyme Lipshitz]

anyone for tossing some cards tonight?,, I won 8 grand in 20 minutes the other night,, probably bacause noone from TBR was there to kick my ###,, peace! :banana:

[Guest]

im playing for three beers

[The_professor]

ok its wensday night at 9 pm, is anyone trying to play?

[Guest]

where?

[Hyme Lipshitz]

where yall at?'

[Southern_Yankee]

name a room...

[Hyme Lipshitz]

name a room...ok whats your handle when your in there?

[Southern_Yankee]

1yankee

[Southern_Yankee]

how bout "office space" maxim server, no limit...

[Hyme Lipshitz]

how bout "office space" maxim server, no limit...
ill join you 1 yankee

[voyergirl]

i met a crap load of people from PA tonight. cool. oh and i took their money. i am so proud of me:D

[Hyme Lipshitz]

anyone tossing cards tonight ?,, ill keep checking back for a while :xyzthumbs

[Guest]

yep
maxim happy place

[The_professor]

i'm in

[two-six]

when ya'll get away from the no limit, lemme know.

[Big Mark]

I'm in at happy place

[voyergirl]

i was there.

[Superfluous_Nut]

has this about run its course?

[voyergirl]

has this about run its course?
not for me, i like throwing fake money away.

[Guest]

has this about run its course?


PLAY FOR A COUPLE HANDS EVERYDAY.

[PantherPaul]

Anyone want to play?

[The_professor]

i will. its 9:30

[PantherPaul]

I am pantherpaul there whats your name there?

[The_professor]

i forget, i got a new one the other day....

i'll log on in a few minutes and do a search of you.

we ussally play NL on the maxim server, so when you get in a room post it on here....

[voyergirl]

anyone in there now?

[Hyme Lipshitz]

anyone up for some cards tonight? :banana:

[solarte1969]

anyone up for some cards tonight? :banana:
I wont be able to get in until after midnight....working right now, which sux

[Hyme Lipshitz]

I wont be able to get in until after midnight....working right now, which suxI'm just sitting here with a broken femur,, laid up for at least another 8 weeks,, so if your up after you finish I'll be here till about 2am,, Because I have my puter right next to my bed I leave it on most of the days now that I'm awake,, just lying back on some pillows and elevating the leg is as good as I could hope,, Remote control and 31 inch Sat. TV helps out too,, LOL ,,see you later Solarte!! PS. work hard the tax man is still behind you for a few more months,, :xyzthumbs

[voyergirl]

anyone up for some cards tonight? :banana:
i'm up for loosing some fake cash. where are you?

[Hyme Lipshitz]

i'm up for loosing some fake cash. where are you?hey voyergirl,, good to hear from ya,, ill check back if you get in a room,, sorry but was surfing,,,

[voyergirl]

hey voyergirl,, good to hear from ya,, ill check back if you get in a room,, sorry but was surfing,,,
and i was busy putting on a naked cam show. i had the tuppy smoothly shaven and the toys buried deep. sorry i missed the game.

oh and yes, my children were watching while i performed the nasty act too.

i done the old man proud last night;)


disclaimer: yes, this was a tasteless joke.

[solarte1969]

PS. work hard the tax man is still behind you for a few more months,, :xyzthumbsWhat do you mean?

[Southern_Yankee]

Im in Emerald City on Maxim server...if anyone's bored

[WilliamJ]

once tv goes into rerun i'll join you losers.

[Southern_Yankee]

now playing circum maxim 5...bring it

[voyergirl]

any of you losers want to try your hand in the maxin - omaha H/L game?

[voyergirl]

any of you losers want to try your hand in the maxin - omaha H/L game?
OMG, i just quoted myself.............i so need a life.


anyway i am going to play for 45mins or so until i can go to bed. anyone on here going to play?

[voyergirl]

do any of you still play this?

[FreakOnA_Leash]

I usually get in at least one tourney fri or sat night, sometimes two.

[voyergirl]

I usually get in at least one tourney fri or sat night, sometimes two.
who are you there?

[Guest]

I play for real on sundays....won $125 tonight....voyer you should come down one weekend and play if you like poker....the card game.

[voyergirl]

I play for real on sundays....won $125 tonight....voyer you should come down one weekend and play if you like poker....the card game.
this summer i'll be down, most likely twice. we'll see about a game while i am there. you'll have to let me know what the stakes are.

[Hoopsradio]

I switched to Ultimate Bet after the other Poker sites kind of had hitches occasionally. Never had a problem with this newer one. I'm down for getting into some real cards perhaps a couple times a month if the game is open, riddel.

[Guest]

Open game.

$40-$100 bucks in your pocket won't hurt, but we start off with $20 and 7 players. Mainly play roll your own total of 7 cards, 5 card draw, 5 card stud and alot of holdem. Nothing wild unless one certain person is losing his ass then he throws a game of follow the queen in. I usually fold immediately if the game has wild cards. We play on Sunday nights. We start with atleast 5 people and as people arrive they can buy in. Most we have had playing is 9 people.

2 dollar per card max bet
5 dollar last card max bet

lots of drinking and maryj smoking so if this bothers you I wouldn't come. And if your a cop reading this thread....it's all BS, it's a figment of my imagination, I see drunk people too....

[Southern_Yankee]

Maxim Server

Room = Hot Zone, NL

Bring it