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Since we have become a small family now, tell the rest of us something about yourself that nobody here knows or would find hard to believe.
QueenCityHillbilly
02-16-02, 01:12 PM
I wore makeup 5 days a week for 2 and a half years.
In my high school graduating class of 467, I was voted runner-up to "most polite boy." Now ain't that a kick in the britches? I hate the 'runner-up' thing. I swear the bitch was screwing the judges and the.... oh wait. Wrong runner-up story. :o
Dave Newman
02-16-02, 01:14 PM
There is a woman with whom I occasionally have sex, while her husband videotapes it.
Originally posted by Dave Newman
There is a woman with whom I occasionally have sex, while her husband videotapes it. .....and?
SilverSurfer
02-16-02, 01:19 PM
Fred, after all the stuff I've posted on here I honestly can't think of anything I could say about myself that anybody would find hard to believe.
But I'll give it a go. A couple years ago, I took off all my clothes and drove to the beach totally nude. Even jerked off a couple of times on the way down, and to add to the danger factor, when I was about 30 miles away I started drinking beer. Kind of exhilirating. The only bummer was I had to stop and piss about halfway there, but I just stopped and pulled my shorts on before I got out.
Does that qualify?
Dave Newman
02-16-02, 01:28 PM
Wow, Surf...THAT'S strong!
After you tinkled, did you take your shorts back off? What kind of interior did your car have?
I don't know about you, but it seems to me that I woke up one day in my early twenties, and that valve-thingy stopped shutting like a steel trap (the way it USED to). Extremely frustrating.
Don't get me wrong; it's not like there's a deluge streaming down my inseam or anything...it's just that I wouldn't be terribly confident about not letting loose with a post-pee drip or two on the velour.
SilverSurfer
02-16-02, 01:32 PM
Nope Dave, I don't have that problem. But sitting on a drop of my own pee wouldn't bother me if one leaked out. LMAO.:p
QueenCityHillbilly
02-16-02, 01:34 PM
Surfer, that is solid. I bet that was a freakin' bast!! Newman, good for you man, do you get to keep the videos?
SilverSurfer
02-16-02, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by Dave Newman
There is a woman with whom I occasionally have sex, while her husband videotapes it.
Actually, that beats mine. Does she feel like giving it up for anybody else? What does she look like? :D
Yahoo has clubs where you can meet couples like that. They are called 'cuckolds'. (So I hear. ;) ) Personally, the only way I can do a woman is if the husband/boyfriend is watching. Otherwise, what's the point?;)
SilverSurfer
02-16-02, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by Fred
Personally, the only way I can do a woman is if the husband/boyfriend is watching.
You mean you can get it up for a woman? Wow that amazes me - I guess that means you have "bi" tendencies? I never knew that.
Geesh SS. We are all bi to some extent. Sexuality is on a scale with total homo on one end and total hetro on the other. 99% of us are somewhere in between. I'm a LOT closer to the homo side, but a LOT closer to hetro than most homos. Make sense? Even though the faucet hasn't been turned on lately, the pipes can still carry the water just fine. Most of the men I know (do) have either been married, are married or have at least shacked up with a woman. The bodybuilder I met last night is divorced with 3 kids. I laughed my ass off when he said that after he 'came out' that he had his 10yo son in the truck with him and Shania Twain's "Man, I feel like a woman" came on. He said his son looked at him and in all seriousness said "Dad, do you feel like a woman?"
SilverSurfer
02-16-02, 01:53 PM
Oh - well I never knew it. If I have any gay in me, I don't know about it. :D
Originally posted by SilverSurfer
If I have any gay in me, I don't know about it. ROTFLMAO! :p "Is it in yet?" Sounds like my last lover.
Kakia69
02-16-02, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Fred
Geesh SS. We are all bi to some extent.
Everyday I discover that we have SOOO much in common!!! We are going to have SOOOO much fun!!!
As for this thread, i don't think i've done anything that would shock anyone. I went to church for 12 years and only missed one Sunday. Actually, I use to be extremely religious...a real prude...extremely shy. Now, I'm such an extreme opposite.
Originally posted by Kakia69
I went to church for 12 years and only missed one Sunday. Actually, I use to be extremely religious...a real prude...extremely shy.
she's right on. i was there for the coming out party.
weren't both of your sisters really prudish, too? especially the one who could dance. :)
QueenCityHillbilly
03-02-02, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by SilverSurfer
. A couple years ago, I took off all my clothes and drove to the beach totally nude. Even jerked off a couple of times on the way down, and to add to the danger factor, when I was about 30 miles away I started drinking beer. Kind of exhilirating. The only bummer was I had to stop and piss about halfway there, but I just stopped and pulled my shorts on before I got out.
I was searching through all of the old threads, and thought this story deserved a second go round. Classic!
I started college as a pre-ministry major (64). Was a methodist summer associate pastor and youth director in St. Pete. my first year out of school. After the summer I chucked that. Everybody thought I was the second coming and I knew I didn't believe what I was preaching. I had grown up in the church and my mother had her eye set on me being a minister.
Originally posted by Reb
I statred college as a pre-ministry major :eek: Well slap me on the ass and call me 'Martha'!
ummmm, gosh, I don't think I'd have anything to admit too that would make everybody collectively gasp and never talk to me again:D :D :D
let me think on it some more and I may come up with something...........
you shoulda asked which poster we woulda liked to have gone to bed with the most or something like that:D :D :D
SilverSurfer
03-02-02, 04:58 PM
So spill it celyn.
Originally posted by SilverSurfer
So spill it celyn.
see my reply in jb's thread...........:p :p :p
jbghostrat
03-02-02, 06:03 PM
Did you say me?!:D huh? huh? OMG!! I'm so excited!!!! I can't believe you picked me, jbghostrat, over everyone else! WOW!!
So, you are going to be there the 9th? hmmm!
WoW! Celyn, you've made me so happy! and i just thought you thought of me as a little shit pesterin' lil brother!
I'M DA MAN!!! :D
Originally posted by jbghostrat
WoW! Celyn, you've made me so happy! and i just thought you thought of me as a little shit pesterin' lil brother!
I'M DA MAN!!! :D
who says I still don't think that way :mad: :mad: :mad:
:p :p :p
jbghostrat
03-02-02, 06:20 PM
but wait a minute! Does that mean you were also thinking the other way too?!!!
OMG! You are making my day! :D
chuckrichey
03-02-02, 06:31 PM
this one time,at band camp.............lol!!:D
meatpile
03-02-02, 06:36 PM
I worked at a coffee cart in the 'fountain' area of the student union. It was March - girl season in Boulder.
So - No customers at 3PM so i start playing pocket pool - hundreds of people walking by. Right when I nutted, some asshole walks up and asks for a mocha. I was in mid - nut, and said 'single or double' all fucked up.
Originally posted by meatpile
I worked at a coffee cart in the 'fountain' area of the student union. It was March - girl season in Boulder.
So - No customers at 3PM so i start playing pocket pool - hundreds of people walking by. Right when I nutted, some asshole walks up and asks for a mocha. I was in mid - nut, and said 'single or double' all fucked up.
you have no shame do you?:eek: :eek
you'd just spill your whole life story to anyone wouldn't ya?
what are you, some kinda freak or something???:eek: :eek
ME TOO!!!!
you're gonna fit in around here just FINE!!!!
chuckrichey
03-02-02, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by celyn
you have no shame do you?:eek: :eek
you'd just spill your whole life story to anyone wouldn't ya?
what are you, some kinda freak or something???:eek: :eek
ME TOO!!!!
you're gonna fit in around here just FINE!!!! ;) ;) ;)
you mean you got off in front of people at a mall toooo??????you are bad!!!;) in a good way!lol
chuckrichey
03-02-02, 07:50 PM
i know i'll hear some shit over this but.............i was a professional bowler at one time!i know,i know,i'm gonna hear the bowling shirt jokes and the clown shoe jokes!:p
meatpile
03-02-02, 09:55 PM
Like in kingpin.
slydevl
03-02-02, 09:59 PM
Ok...Ok....Ishtar was my idea
Puttingood
03-02-02, 10:01 PM
I once got a blow job from my brothers wife while he was in the operating room at the hospital. He was in for some major surgery and she was feeling down so I comforted her back in the room and one thing led to another and it just happened. I have always felt bad about it but I feel worse because when he came out of surgery, she ran up and kissed him right in the mouth.
I feel better now.:)
meatpile
03-02-02, 10:02 PM
Putt that's pretty bad.
Was she hot?:D
Originally posted by Puttingood
I once got a blow job from my brothers wife while he was in the operating room at the hospital. He was in for some major surgery and she was feeling down so I comforted her back in the room and one thing led to another and it just happened. I have always felt bad about it but I feel worse because when he came out of surgery, she ran up and kissed him right in the mouth.
I feel better now.:)
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
pretty freaky too huh putt??????
you an exhibitionist like fred and pile????
LOL
Puttingood
03-02-02, 10:07 PM
She wasn't no raving beauty but my brother threw my guinea pig off the back porch when I was in the 1st grade and my little Porky died so I figured what the heck. Paybacks can get your ass sometimes.:
Was she hot? No, but she was revenge.:D
always heard it was a dish best served cold............................
slydevl
03-02-02, 10:10 PM
From time to time, I will take this little stuffed animal and tie a string to it and put it one side of the street and go across to the other side of the street. When a car comes i pull real hard and it comes flopping across the road like an injured critter. You have never laughed so hard as you do when a car takes out a mail box to dodge an animal only to get out of the car and be unable to find any trace of what they just hit. It is especially funny when this person is drunk. i have actually been responsible for one drunk lady going to jail after running up into someones yard. It was great. I felt like I was doing something for our community. Should I feel guilty???
Puttingood
03-02-02, 10:33 PM
NO ! Slydev, you should not feel guilty. What you are doing is a service to the whole City. Thank You and keep up the good work.:)
BigMark
03-03-02, 02:18 AM
I was a damn fine cheerleader back at good ol Norf Ardul.
Last summer, Fiona Apple kissed me...on the lips.
PhotoGuy
03-03-02, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by Kakia69
I went to church for 12 years and only missed one Sunday. Actually, I use to be extremely religious...a real prude...extremely shy. Now, I'm such an extreme opposite.
So what happened?
I already told y'all about my most embarassing moment... the time I wiped out under a school bus on my scooter.:D
meatpile
03-03-02, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by slydevl
From time to time, I will take this little stuffed animal and tie a string to it and put it one side of the street and go across to the other side of the street. When a car comes i pull real hard and it comes flopping across the road like an injured critter. You have never laughed so hard as you do when a car takes out a mail box to dodge an animal only to get out of the car and be unable to find any trace of what they just hit. It is especially funny when this person is drunk. i have actually been responsible for one drunk lady going to jail after running up into someones yard. It was great. I felt like I was doing something for our community. Should I feel guilty???
Next time, you've gotta invite me.
McFly41
03-03-02, 02:40 PM
As a child, I lived w/o electricity or running water for five years. We pumped our own water from a rusty old well and watched TV on a TV hooked up to car batteries. We lighted the house with Oil lamps and had to heat our bath water on the stove!
NO I WASN"T AMISH! We had TV and drove vehicles not driven by animals. My dad was kind of a hippie freak!?
OMG !!! I cannot believe some of the stuff I just read in here - I am dying over here - co-workers are wondering what all the snorting and laughing is about.... (but they're kinda' used to it...)
The string to the stuffed animal thing is classic, - I would love to be there when/if you do it again - just the thought of it makes me laugh outloud - but for some reason so does the thought of ramming my grocery cart into the back of the fat lady in front of me in line at the grocery store.....
And Silver - that is crazy - the whole - "think I'll drive to the beach naked" thing - that is downright pervy.... but a real man would've left his shorts at home (I'm not a real man if that's the qualifier btw... ha!)
and I've heard of playin' "pocket pool" - we used to laugh at a professor I had once who we suspected did it - I guess I've always thought that was just somebody bumping his "fellas" around or something like that - but I didn't really think people DID that in public where someone could see them... I guess I don't really get that anyway - how would that work? ummm.. wouldn't that cause a stain or something?
The thing I did recently which is wrong but I'm too awfully embarrased about:
I went to a certain home improvement store and bought a shit-load of stuff cause I've been renovating my kitchen (new cabinets, counter tops, sink, faucet, lumber for a half-wall, bar top, stain, etc , etc - well, I went in to get the sink, the faucet and the stuff to plumb it all out with. I figured I'd get out of there paying about 450.00 total - I had it all added up in my head. When the lady was ringing up all the "loot" she scanned each and every piece and said "That'll be 250 dollars please....." I said "Here ya go" and was on my way - apparently (after checking the receipt), the sink which was 200 didn't register.......
I'm ashamed - a little......
The only thing "pervy" I can think of is I want to go out in the warm rain in the summer time nekkid - but never have cause I have neighbors that could possibly see.....
McFly41
03-04-02, 02:29 PM
Pervy, hmm?
My wife and I used to have FMB Thursdays when she would go to ladies night and get all drunked up...wish she'd start drinking again!
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