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sadic1
04-26-04, 09:36 AM
...a 23 year old unemployed kid with a tattoo on his neck and an affinity for crystal meth per hour to help me hang drywall at my new place?

chipshot
04-26-04, 09:48 AM
alot, if he's on meth it should get done pretty quickly

crazydave
04-26-04, 09:49 AM
...a 23 year old unemployed kid with a tattoo on his neck and an affinity for crystal meth per hour to help me hang drywall at my new place?In the end you would end up paying him your personal belongings (unbeknownst to you)

Louie
04-26-04, 09:51 AM
A couple rocks of meth.

DaveW
04-26-04, 09:53 AM
...a 23 year old unemployed kid with a tattoo on his neck and an affinity for crystal meth per hour to help me hang drywall at my new place?


ASKI HIM IF HE DOES FENCE WORK.

chipshot
04-26-04, 09:54 AM
ASKI HIM IF HE DOES FENCE WORK.
and if he can get me some meth

vpkozel
04-26-04, 09:57 AM
Sadic is obviously expecting gay sex from this guy.

sadic1
04-26-04, 09:58 AM
He'll do fence work. He's living next door to my new place in the country with his hot little 18 year old girlfriend and her mother. The mother kicked him out because he wasn't working, so now he's back in with the provision that he makes some money and contributes. Pussy and a place to live goes a long way in terms of motivation. I'm making a list of all the things that I need to get done out there that I don't feel like doing myself and am willing to pay a reasonable price for, so we'll see how he does. I'm not worried about him stealing my stuff because I don't have anything worth stealing in that house yet. After it's done, I'll be changing the locks and activating the security system.

sadic1
04-26-04, 09:59 AM
Sadic is obviously expecting gay sex from this guy.

No, but I should offer him a hundred to bang his girlfriend. She's fucking hot.

kshead
04-26-04, 10:01 AM
Pussy and a place to live goes a long way in terms of motivation.

Words to live by.

But don't forget cooking too.

sadic1
04-26-04, 10:02 AM
and if he can get me some meth

Shrooms and beans he said. I didn't ask about meth. It's scary.

sadic1
04-26-04, 10:03 AM
Seriously, I'm thinking what, $8 and hour, $10?

crazydave
04-26-04, 10:03 AM
He'll do fence work. He's living next door to my new place in the country with his hot little 18 year old girlfriend and her mother. The mother kicked him out because he wasn't working, so now he's back in with the provision that he makes some money and contributes. Pussy and a place to live goes a long way in terms of motivation. I'm making a list of all the things that I need to get done out there that I don't feel like doing myself and am willing to pay a reasonable price for, so we'll see how he does. I'm not worried about him stealing my stuff because I don't have anything worth stealing in that house yet. After it's done, I'll be changing the locks and activating the security system.$8 is probably reasonable. He's unskilled enough for 5 but the extra 3 may be enough motivation to get the guy to put in a little effort.

Playa's Momma
04-26-04, 10:07 AM
...a 23 year old unemployed kid with a tattoo on his neck and an affinity for crystal meth per hour to help me hang drywall at my new place?You dont have to pay him anything. He will come back, break in, and take everything he wants.

sadic1
04-26-04, 10:08 AM
$8 is probably reasonable. He's unskilled enough for 5 but the extra 3 may be enough motivation to get the guy to put in a little effort.

He claims to be a roofer and says he does siding as well. I'm going to work with him on the drywall, so if he doesn't work hard enough, I'll know it immediately. No smoking fatties until after the work is done!

crazydave
04-26-04, 10:09 AM
He claims to be a roofer and says he does siding as well. I'm going to work with him on the drywall, so if he doesn't work hard enough, I'll know it immediately. No smoking fatties until after the work is done!Like dangling the carrot in front of the horse.

vpkozel
04-26-04, 10:10 AM
He claims to be a roofer

You misunderstood him. He said he wanted some roofies.

sadic1
04-26-04, 10:12 AM
You misunderstood him. He said he wanted some roofies.

You may be right. I'm going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a freshly sewn incision over my kidney, aren't I?

crazydave
04-26-04, 10:13 AM
You may be right. I'm going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a freshly sewn incision over my kidney, aren't I?That's if you're lucky.

Playa's Momma
04-26-04, 10:13 AM
You may be right. I'm going to wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a freshly sewn incision over my kidney, aren't I?nah, he wont bother to sew it up

builder
04-26-04, 10:30 AM
Let me guess, he's not too attractive, dumb as a box of hair, and lean/muscular? Would he be willing to take on some extra "work"? I got a job that needs doing and it's gonna take a certain type to get it all banged out.

kshead
04-26-04, 10:42 AM
Let me guess, he's not too attractive, dumb as a box of hair, and lean/muscular? Would he be willing to take on some extra "work"? I got a job that needs doing and it's gonna take a certain type to get it all banged out.

You forgot about the meth part. That should make him desparate enough to suit your needs.

WilliamJ
04-26-04, 10:49 AM
Seriously, I'm thinking what, $8 and hour, $10?
$12.00

builder
04-26-04, 10:59 AM
You forgot about the meth part. That should make him desparate enough to suit your needs.

From what I understand, a night with Tina makes three nights with anyone else. :D

sadic1
04-26-04, 11:14 AM
$12.00

Dude, it's not like I make Chief Tony's wife's kind of money...

And yes, builder, that is an accurate description.

reb
04-26-04, 11:48 AM
Start him at $8 and tell him if he gives you a days work for a days pay you will go $10. What does his girfriend do, sit at home all day. :)

Patti
04-26-04, 01:48 PM
$10.00 an hour cash ( which I am sure this guy won't claim this on his taxes ) isn't bad for a kid.

chuckrichey
04-26-04, 07:38 PM
fuck it,pay a mexican to do it for 5 bucks an hour and use the money you save to rent his girlfriend for a night :xyzthumbs

hasbeen99
04-27-04, 01:47 PM
I'd say $8. It's not like he's an experienced drywall hanger, is he? If he was, he'd probably have a job doing it somewhere.