sign and drive

[Southern_Yankee]

No money needed...at least not at signing. Take over the lease and she's all yours.

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[Guest]

dodge :barf:

[LarryD]

what are the lease terms?

[Southern_Yankee]

what are the lease terms?
$548.73/mo for the rest of my life. Mine's fire engine red w/ just over 22K. All wheel drive, power everything, 12/16 mpg, heavy duty tow package, 3 rows of seats (which I really dont care for...two spaced out better would have been nice), suede/leather interior grey/black. It'll get you noticed and people get out of the way when they hear that 5.9 V-8 roaring up behind them.

Maybe I can rent it out to Dukey or BillJ to pick up chicks with...

[y2b]

Got a Hemi in it?

[Reznor]

If I wanted to pay over 500 bux a month for something, I'd at least want to fucking own it at the end. :laugh1:

[The Brain]

If I wanted to pay over 500 bux a month for something, I'd at least want to fucking own it at the end. :laugh1:

[The Brain]

No money needed...at least not at signing. Take over the lease and she's all yours.
If I wait a lil while longer till the lease runs out I can buy that at a really ass cheap price

[YINZER]

$548.73/mo for the rest of my life.


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[PhotoGuy]

$548.73/mo for the rest of my life.

Wow. This sure beats the rolling purple pride parade. :laugh1:

[Southern_Yankee]

If I wait a lil while longer till the lease runs out I can buy that at a really ass cheap price
Yeah...like 2009 or something crazy like that.:scared2: :drool:

[crazydave]

Yeah...like 2009 or something crazy like that.:scared2: :drool:Are you fucking kidding. Was the retail price $180 gazillion? You could have bought a real car for that. Maybe something like a Toyota, Chevy..... Hell who are we kidding? Anything but a dodge for that price.

[Southern_Yankee]

Are you fucking kidding. Was the retail price $180 gazillion? You could have bought a real car for that. Maybe something like a Toyota, Chevy..... Hell who are we kidding? Anything but a dodge for that price.
Dont be hatin, Playa. You spend it your way...I'll spend it my way.

[Boo]

http://www.swapalease.com/

[Southern_Yankee]

http://www.swapalease.com/
Thanks BOO...now, if I could just remember who I write that damn check to every month :thinking:

[Cattrax]

Dont be hatin, Playa. You spend it your way...I'll spend it my way.
fun ain't cheap

[crazydave]

fun ain't cheapDodges are.

[Southern_Yankee]

fun ain't cheap
Dave O's princess is very cheap. They call her "50 spent" up in that hood.

[Playa]

S. Yankee, I am in desperate need of a vehichle and yours sounds perfect. Please respond within 5 days and I'll gladly take the payments off your hands.

[PhotoGuy]

I could have 3 rolling purple pride parades for that much! :bananalam










































and own all 3 when I am done paying for them!

[Southern_Yankee]

S. Yankee, I am in desperate need of a vehichle and yours sounds perfect. Please respond within 5 days and I'll gladly take the payments off your hands.
Step up, son. Got her all detailed over the weekend and she's ready to go.

[y2b]

dodge :barf:


funny....last time I saw, that's what you was driving

[Playa]

Step up, son. Got her all detailed over the weekend and she's ready to go.
Sweet! You take food stamps, right?

[Trace]

No money needed...at least not at signing. Take over the lease and she's all yours.

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You paying the taxes?

[Southern_Yankee]

Sweet! You take food stamps, right?
Good credit, Bad credit, Credit more fucked up than a nigga's checkbook...
That's the beautiful thing about this offer is that it's not going to cost you a red cent for the first month. Use those food stamps to take the family on a fantasty vacation, spruce up the old homestead or invest them in your first born's college fund.

Just sign and drive. No money due at signing...YOUR FIRST MONTH FREE.

[Thelt]

I just traded for a Durango. It is a 1999 model with 72k miles on it and I got it for $9900. It is the SLT with leather and the big 5.9 V8. I had to borrow a little more than that to cover the negative equity in the Xterra I traded for it but still I am happy with the deal. I needed the extra row of seats.

[Reznor]

this is the work of a desperate man.


No, not Thelt.

[Thelt]

Glad I did not lease....

[meatpile]

Dude that's really fucking whack.

HOw the fuck does a $500+ dollar lease happen on a truck? I can see a high end car - BMW, Mercedes, etc - but a truck?

[DaveW]

Dude that's really fucking whack.

HOw the fuck does a $500+ dollar lease happen on a truck? I can see a high end car - BMW, Mercedes, etc - but a truck?



its the seats. Those are worth at least 10-15 more horsepower and $200 a month.


seriously, whats the specs on the lease? how much longer are strapped to that thig?

[Southern_Yankee]

HOw the fuck does a $500+ dollar lease happen on a truck? I can see a high end car - BMW, Mercedes, etc - but a truck?
well....let's see. $40K sticker new, upside down on what I traded, tax, title, extended warranty...carry the one and there you have it.

would i do it again...FUCK NO. do i like the truck...FUCK YEAH.

im able to keep the mileage down on it because we have 3 cars. it's one of the safest rides on the road IMO with the side curtain air bags and all. hell, im only paying about $100/month more than i was on what i traded. my wife was almost killed in 2001 driving a jeep grand cherokee limited (no side air bags) which got broad sided. if that jeep would have had side/door air bags i doubt if she would have been as seriously injured. i wanted side air bags and drive it mostly on the weekends or at night when the drunks are out and we take it on long driving trips.

[crazydave]

i wanted side air bags and drive it mostly on the weekends or at night when the drunks are out and we take it on long driving trips.You're usually the bigger part of the problem when it comes to drunks on the road. Trust me. I've been there.:twocents:

[slydevl]

You probably popped for the gap insurance and clear coat protectant too didn't you?

[gridfaniker]

my wife was almost killed in 2001 driving a jeep grand cherokee limited (no side air bags) which got broad sided. if that jeep would have had side/door air bags i doubt if she would have been as seriously injured.

yeah, but if something happened to your wife, it would leave you free and clear to bang Fru-Fru.

[Boo]

well....let's see. $40K sticker new, upside down on what I traded, tax, title, extended warranty...carry the one and there you have it.

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translation. you owed more money on the trade than the value they would give you..so you rolled negative equity into the loan to get the 40K price.

you and photoguy should go into business together.


http://www.bestautousa.com/2004DodgeDurango.html

[Applejack]

You forgot to add $160.00 per week for gas.

[Southern_Yankee]

yeah, but if something happened to your wife, it would leave you free and clear to bang Fru-Fru.
:thud: I DRIVE IT...not the wife :thud:

[Southern_Yankee]

translation. you owed more money on the trade than the value they would give you..so you rolled negative equity into the loan to get the 40K price.

you and photoguy should go into business together.


http://www.bestautousa.com/2004DodgeDurango.html

what's really fun...buy/finance a new $20K car at 0% interest...have the finance guy throw another $5K or so on top and cut you a check back for that...to blow however you want.

[Thelt]

I like the Durango I just bought a lot. You may be chained to it but atleast you have a nice ride now. I have never had a vehicle with leather seats before, it is pretty nice.