muff_spelunker
05-12-04, 11:36 AM
Charismatics: Only one. Hands already in the air.
Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to
pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the
lights will be on and off.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and
seven to say how much they liked the
old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four
wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: "We choose not to make a statement either
in favor of or against the need for a
light bulb. However, if in your own
journey you have found that light bulbs
work for you that is fine. You are
invited to write a poem or compose a
modern dance about your personal
relationship with your light
bulb, and present it next month at our
annual light bulb Sunday service, in
which we will explore a number of light
bulb traditions, including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way,
long-life and tinted, all of which are
equally valid paths to luminescence."
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb,
and two or three committees to approve the
change. Oh, and also one to provide a
casserole.
Methodists: (see Baptists, substitute casserole with Jello)
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Roman Catholics: None. They use candles.
Pentecostals: Ten. One to change the bulb, and nine to
pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None. God has predestined when the
lights will be on and off.
Episcopalians: Eight. One to call the electrician, and
seven to say how much they liked the
old one better.
Mormons: Five. One man to change the bulb, and four
wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: "We choose not to make a statement either
in favor of or against the need for a
light bulb. However, if in your own
journey you have found that light bulbs
work for you that is fine. You are
invited to write a poem or compose a
modern dance about your personal
relationship with your light
bulb, and present it next month at our
annual light bulb Sunday service, in
which we will explore a number of light
bulb traditions, including
incandescent, fluorescent, three-way,
long-life and tinted, all of which are
equally valid paths to luminescence."
Baptists: At least 15. One to change the light bulb,
and two or three committees to approve the
change. Oh, and also one to provide a
casserole.
Methodists: (see Baptists, substitute casserole with Jello)
Lutherans: None. Lutherans don't believe in change.