Discourse on yourself

[SilverSurfer]

Tell us things about yourself we don't already know. Doesn't have to be earth shattering, just something you like to do or a habit you have nobody knows about. I'll start:

I like potato chip sandwiches.
I put both socks on first and then both shoes as opposed to a sock and a shoe and a sock and a shoe.
I'm a comic book freak.
I dye my hair (on my head)
I drink a coke as soon as I get up in the morning.

[Redcoat]

mmmmm

I never use the text function on my cell phone, when I am texted I just dial the sender.

I drive too fast. but have only been caught once (on camera)


I love Italian food :banana:

[builder]

I pick my nose a lot when I drive.
I like to ask homeless people for a cigarette.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

I really don't hate gay people

My favorite food is Carne Asada Burritos from Lolitas taco shoppe in Chula Vista, CA.

I've been to 27 countries in Europe and Asia.

I love espresso and latte's.

My dream car is a Porsche 911 Careira (sp) convertable. Candy apple red, of course.

Money does not drive me, but success does.

I am the first person in my family to graduate from college.

[builder]

My dream car is a Porsche 911 Careira (sp) convertable. Candy apple red, of course.
Sorry about your penis. :rofl:

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

Sorry about your penis. :rofl:
Yer gonna have to help me out with this one. Does it have something to do with mid-life crisis or something?

[SilverSurfer]

Yer gonna have to help me out with this one. Does it have something to do with mid-life crisis or something?

Usually guys that want really expensive hot cars are thought to have penis envy.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

Usually guys that want really expensive hot cars are thought to have penis envy.
My desire to own a porsche stems from driving one several years ago. I've never driven a car quite like it.

[SilverSurfer]

My desire to own a porsche stems from driving one several years ago. I've never driven a car quite like it.

I'd like to have a Lotus, so I guess my dick's really small. ;)

Anyway, back to the subject.

[Trace]

I put both socks on first and then both shoes as opposed to a sock and a shoe and a sock and a shoe.
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Isn't hard to get your jeans on?:laugh1:

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

I'd like to have a Lotus, so I guess my dick's really small. ;)

Anyway, back to the subject.
we already knew that. :banana:




How was the first week back to work. Settling in OK?

[SilverSurfer]

we already knew that. :banana:




How was the first week back to work. Settling in OK?

Yeah it was all right. They're taking it easy on me so far.

I want more answers!

[voyergirl]

my favorite color is green.


my favorite food is fruit (mango's are among the best thing on earth).


i do not really have a penis but i honestly do enjoy them.


i have trouble maintaining friendships with women, most of my good friends are men.


i get pissed easily but as i age i am learning to control it.


i have learned how important family is and do not take heal for granted.


i love my job.


the size of my ass does not bother me or the people in my life nearly as much as it does the people on this board.

i like to wear toe socks and i put both of my socks before jeans and shoes.

i do not own a push-up bra, but i think i will buy one.

i think i am a little racist, it has been bothering me. my best friend recently dated and indian guy and an asian, this made me wonder if i could. at this point in my life i couldn't. - i guess this makes me racist. i am not comfortable with this fact unless i twist it and rationalize it in this way. i would not date hulkie but it has nothing to do with his size, color or race it is simply that he does not do anything for me. maybe since this is the case and he is white it means i am not racist just not looking.


i'll think of more later, we have to go to my sister's house. her husband is cooking, good thing because she can't cook a damn thing.

happy turkey day!

[CFBall]

i dont hate anyone

i have never worked in the field i have my degree in

would do what i do for a living for free if everyone stopped paying me

coffee a must before i even speak in the a.m.

i walk 3 miles a day

[chipshot]

I didn't drink enough last night so I feel awful
I'm cooking today
I started smoking again recently and am quitting again after this weekend
I've quit smoking twice before on Thanksgiving weekend.
I usually quit for two years and followed by half a year of smoking.

[magnus]

I won two spelling bees in elementary school

I lost interest in school when I finally got that nintendo

Despite being the meek, shy little kid, I was almost suspended because I was caught swearing 3 separate times in a month, in the 3rd grade

I got caught cheating in HS, twice, once for helping another guy on the football team. I didn't get caught in college the one time I did it.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

i would not date hulkie but it has nothing to do with his size, color or race it is simply that he does not do anything for me.

WTF did that come from? When was there ever an issue of us dating? I've made some off hand remarks toward you of a sexual nature, however, there's never been a gesture on my behalf that I wanted to date you.

I did contemplate throwing a nasty retort in your direction, but will refrain from doing so simply out of pity.

I am still perplexed as to why my name would come up in a post of this sort.

By the way, you don't do a whole lot for me either.

[chuckrichey]

my favorite color is green.


my favorite food is fruit (mango's are among the best thing on earth).


i do not really have a penis but i honestly do enjoy them.


i have trouble maintaining friendships with women, most of my good friends are men.


i get pissed easily but as i age i am learning to control it.


i have learned how important family is and do not take heal for granted.


i love my job.


the size of my ass does not bother me or the people in my life nearly as much as it does the people on this board.

i like to wear toe socks and i put both of my socks before jeans and shoes.

i do not own a push-up bra, but i think i will buy one.

i think i am a little racist, it has been bothering me. my best friend recently dated and indian guy and an asian, this made me wonder if i could. at this point in my life i couldn't. - i guess this makes me racist. i am not comfortable with this fact unless i twist it and rationalize it in this way. i would not date hulkie but it has nothing to do with his size, color or race it is simply that he does not do anything for me. maybe since this is the case and he is white it means i am not racist just not looking.


i'll think of more later, we have to go to my sister's house. her husband is cooking, good thing because she can't cook a damn thing.

happy turkey day!he asked for shit we DON'T know about you :nono:









:laugh1:

[chipshot]

I was a 130 lb discuss thrower in highschool. Nobody did the field part of track & field so me and by buddies volunteered. We basically got stoned and threw stuff. I got 3rd in the freshmen, sophmore conference championship.

I have lots of swimming and diving medals from when I was 6 - 14 years old.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

I have lots of swimming and diving medals from when I was 6 - 14 years old.
I once shit in the deep end of a public pool. I was 6 - 14 years old. :rofl:

[BigVito]

I think Ric Flair is one of the greatest entertainers of any type ever and he is one of only 3 people I would ask for an autograph.

Ever since I started working in the sports business, my interest in sports has continued to decrease. Watching a game is too much like work.

I enjoy living in my own head more than the real world.

I used to want to be a lawyer and work with the poor. Sometimes, I still do.

I've met Bill Clinton twice.

The only physical fight I've ever had was with my own father. I kicked his ass so bad, he thought he was sadic.

I used to drive a bread truck for a living.

[solarte1969]

[QUOTE=BigVito]I think Ric Flair is one of the greatest entertainers of any type ever and he is one of only 3 people I would ask for an autograph. I already asked Solarte for his, and the other person is Julia Child, but she's dead
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[solarte1969]

I became a father at 18. I miss my daughter tremendously.

I have done drugs 1 time in my life, and hated it.

I won 2 awards in high school for photography.

I played defense on my HS and college hockey teams.

I was a 4 year letterman in HS & college golf.

I was a jazz trumpter and drummer in HS & college. Now I only sing.

Like Hulkie, success drives me, money just comes with it. I could be more successful!

Previous employment (a sample): Ice rink supervisor (drove Zamboni!), hockey referee (up through reffing HS kids), commercial insertion operator (in chicago), boxer in a juice factory (put juices in boxes), golf instructor for Triton College, bartender, radio show host.

[BigVito]

I think Ric Flair is one of the greatest entertainers of any type ever and he is one of only 3 people I would ask for an autograph. I already asked Solarte for his, and the other person is Julia Child, but she's dead
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:applause:

Ass.


:banana:

[SilverSurfer]

I hate dogs




You must be one of them gay northern cat lovers. :laugh1: Real men don't hate dogs.

[Southern_Yankee]

You must be one of them gay northern cat lovers. :laugh1: Real men don't hate dogs.
You get bitten by enough of them when you are a child and you'd hate them too. I will brake for a chip munk and speed up for dogs :xyzthumbs

[ECILAM]

I was literally dropped on my head as a child.

I'm over 50,000 words into writing my first novel.

I own both Fahrenheit 911 and The Passion of the Christ on DVD.

I used to live on a farm.

I've experienced multiple instances of Tarot cards and dreams accurately foretelling future events that came to pass.

I love those little crunchy-crumbly things you get with fish at Long John Silver's.

I watch the entire Twin Peaks TV series at least once or twice a year.

My favorite person in the world is my sister.

I've seen George W. Bush up close in person.

[muff_spelunker]

Hello. My name is muff_spelunker and I'm addicted to candy corn. I've been a candy corn addict for 25 days.

[Franchise]

-I am very anal rententive, OCD if you will
-I won the spelling bee 4 times in elementary school
-My best friend is my Dad
-I have only had 1 job, the same one since I was 15
-I am going to ask my girlfriend to marry me soon.

[Honeygirl]

I like Marmite / Vegemite and chip sammiches.

Yesterday, I made two people from Oregon cry, after driving them to the bank'n'stuff, I wished them a Happy Thanksgiving. I felt like crap afterwards and wished that I never mentioned it.

I'm incredibly sensitive and wound easily, which is the complete opposite of how I am with offenders at work.

Being sick in hospital recently has changed my life. I have never experienced fear like it and hope to never again. It's made me stronger in some ways, and appreciative of how much time I piss away.

If ever I was going to assassinate someone, it would be Robert Mugabe. While I believe in natural justice and how bad deeds will come back and bite you on the arse, I honestly think this would be considered a good one.

I love to read and will always have several books on the go.

[Trace]

I think Ric Flair is one of the greatest entertainers of any type ever and he is one of only 3 people I would ask for an autograph.

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hang out around Red Rocks. He eats there alot usually in the early afternoon.:xyzthumbs Egg White omletes

[Redcoat]

If ever I was going to assassinate someone, it would be Robert Mugabe:applause:

I might have a job for you. :xyzthumbs

[charmed]

I hate Turkey.

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches are the best.

I recently cut my hair quite short and I hate it. :(

I bought my first house last month and am just about ready to start moving all my stuff into it.

I was a cheerleader all four years of high school.

I got married when I was 18.

I was born in Safford,Arizona. Moved to Marshall,Texas when I was 6 weeks old. I consider Marshall to be my home.

I LOVE to read. I think it's the only thing that keeps my sane.

I have a fear of going blind.

[BigVito]

hang out around Red Rocks. He eats there alot usually in the early afternoon.:xyzthumbs Egg White omletesThanks for the tip. I'm supposed to be in a meeting with him week after next. I've got my Ric Flair Collection DVD ready to go. Ya think I could get him to record a Cell Phone Voice mail message for me? "To speak to the man, you have to dial the man. You've reached the voice mail of Big By God Vito. Leave a message at the WHOOOOOO!"

[charmed]

Thanks for the tip. I'm supposed to be in a meeting with him week after next. I've got my Ric Flair Collection DVD ready to go. Ya think I could get him to record a Cell Phone Voice mail message for me? "To speak to the man, you have to dial the man. You've reached the voice mail of Big By God Vito. Leave a message at the WHOOOOOO!"

That would be hilarious!!

I have his autograph. We saw him in a hotel in Dallas when I was a kid and he was very kind.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

I became a father at 18. I miss my daughter tremendously.


Does your daughter not live with you, Solarte? Not trying to be nosey, just curious.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

Ever since I started working in the sports business, my interest in sports has continued to decrease. Watching a game is too much like work.


What aspect of the sports business do you work in?

[sdplusbeauty]

i hate making my bed and doing laundry
i love nature and taking hikes and walking near water
i have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome)
i fear death
i secretly want to be a veterinarian
i used to be a vegan
i wiggle my big toe when im nervous
i've had two ear tumors and had them both removed
i like reading non-fiction books
i lost my virginity at age 14
i used to be a lesbian
i can't stand bad breath
i laugh and smile a lot
i snore really loud, well used to until i got my tonsils removed when i was 15
i write poetry, songs, and short stories
i was in an all black gospel choir when i was about 15-16
i love rain, snow, thunder and lightening
i love every type of music there is on this earth
i love babies, children, and getting to know people for who they really are
i've re-dedicated my life to Jeus several times and He still loves me

there is a lot more, but i'll stop now b/c i could probably write all day.. haa, fun topic.

[Honeygirl]

:applause:

I might have a job for you. :xyzthumbs
He truly is an evil prick. Mad as a meat axe, but such an evil bastard. Let's get him Venus! :chucks:.

[Derbygal]

I've been a certified SCUBA diver (NAUI) since 1995.

I became a member of the United States Figure Skating Association in 2000.

I danced ballet, point, tap, and jazz for 7.5 years.

I have never been married, have no children, own my own house and 2 cars (both of which are completely paid for).

I've been engaged 4 times, I walked away from all 4, and I'm still friends with all of them. Two of them I still talk with on a regular basis.

I love to fly stunt kites, but I somehow always end up teaching people to fly them more than I get to fly them myself (this is a GREAT way to meet men too).

I can drive a tractor trailer.

My first job was at Kentucky Fried Chicken. I started working 3 days after my 15th birthday. At age 16 my mother pulled me out of high school so I could work full time to help support her and my grandmother (whom we lived with). I went to high school at night until I earned my diploma (I refused to just go get a GED), and later was able to go to college on a PELL grant.

My favorite job ever was as a physical therapy tech in a full body facility.

I've been a smoker for 26 years.

I was named after my Uncle Joseph. Had I been a boy I would've been named Patrick after my Aunt Patricia. My mother was a little odd.

The Uncle I was named after was murdered on my 2nd birthday. My father was murdered 28 days before my 3rd birthday.

I have at least 4 half siblings via my father (his mother says there are about 7 of us total but this is unconfirmed), have met 2 of them, and do not communicate with any of them. I disowned my little sister just after Christmas last year when she made a very unpleasant trip to visit me and brought with her 2 very unwelcome (and uninvited) guests.

I used to be a licensed Real Estate Salesperson here in NC, but have never worked as one. I am also a licensed bartender, but have never worked as one. I went to school for Interior Design at one time but never followed through in that field either.

I own a commercial/residential window cleaning company. Licensed and registered.

My favorite car I ever owned was a 63 Chevy II Nova. If I hadn't been forced to sell it I never would have. I sold it to 2 collectors, both named Bobby (both male). It won several prizes in auto shows and then burned up in a garage fire. :(

I've been convicted twice of first offense DUI's (they were more than 5 years apart - hence the first offense convictions). Now I refuse to drive if I've had even a drop to drink.

Oh man this is fun...but I must go get ready for dinner. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[solarte1969]

Does your daughter not live with you, Solarte? Not trying to be nosey, just curious.
lives with ex-wife. no problem with curiosity, dude. Shed is 16 now, rocks on so many levels (she's a lot like me of course!), but I miss being with her.

[reb]

In HS I had a colleague put on exhibit in the Norton Gallery of Art in Palm Beach. It was stolen.

Held my HS record for the 440 (quarter mile) for 2 years.

Voted one of the ten most likely to succeed in my class.

The girl sitting next to me in home room was Dedra Hall.

Went to college on a ministry scholarship. Preached two sermons a week for a month in Tampa Fla. one summer. After that change my major to psychology. :)

Was eight feet away from Janis Joplin.

I have hitch hiked across the country and back three times. Driven all over the country.

I caught the worlds smallest Snook. Smaller than the lure.

Play guitar and wrote several songs

The only sport I like now is Pro football.

I like to read Si Fi and books on the Civil War the best. I like action and comedy movies the best. I hate scary movies.

I went to a Palm reader in college. Everything she said has come true. I know how long I am going to live. I asked, she told me.

I could live off of peanut butter.

I love dogs. Could do without cats.

I love where I am.

When I die I will miss women and music the most.

[BigVito]

What aspect of the sports business do you work in?I work for a Sports TV/Syndication/Events company in Charlotte.

[LadyRichmondFan]

Got married at 18....still married to him......had my son at 19.

I LOVE football, baseball and softball.

I LOVE High School football the best.

I am a cyber-celebrity among high school football message boards.

I love to read.....especially historical works.

I am a Star Wars nut!

I coach 8-10 year old girls fastpitch softball and have for years even after my daughter aged out of that group. This is my favorite age group to work with.

Only famous people I have met are NASCAR drivers (while working at The Rock).

I HATE scary movies.

I love my children very much and can get really redneck if someone tries to harm them.

I grew up on a small hog farm.

Love cats and dogs....have 3 dogs and 4 cats.

Terrified of spiders.

At 22, I won a local power lifting contest with a 300lb squat and a 300 deadlift. No, I can't do that now.

And I love to flirt.

I'm a chocoholic :mushy:

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

lives with ex-wife. no problem with curiosity, dude. Shed is 16 now, rocks on so many levels (she's a lot like me of course!), but I miss being with her.
Do you have family in NC? Are you remarried? Did you have any place to go for TG? I wish I had known if you didn't. You could have came over to our place, man. Shit!

[Hurricane]

I always, always, always drink with a straw and its giving me a wrinkle.

I started dance lessons at age 3 and went til I was 15.

I won first place in the NC State 4H Talent Show dancing to Rick James Super Freak. (Hey it was cool back then)

My first car was a straight drive. Mustang of course.

I had a severe addiction to Dr Pepper but I'm over that now.

I've wanted my own motorcycle since I was 6.

I'm scared of the ocean.

My favorite color is purple.

My dad accidently dropped a ladder off the roof and onto my head when I was 1.

I had my mouth wired shut for 8 weeks.

I can't sing worth a shit.

I hate roller coasters.

[solarte1969]

Do you have family in NC? Are you remarried? Did you have any place to go for TG? I wish I had known if you didn't. You could have came over to our place, man. Shit!
It's all good...I am at work today, wife (#2) is in Chicago with the boys...gonna be a nice evening of watching football, doing the show at 10, then going home (or stopping at a local watering hole provided one is open).

Appreciate the invite....no family in NC BTW--brother/sister in Chicago, Parents in Vegas.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

I had my mouth wired shut for 8 weeks.


Too bad we couldn't arrange that again. :banana:
















































Happy TG, Puck

[Hurricane]

Too bad we couldn't arrange that again. :banana:
Happy TG, Puck

I'd still have my computer you dumbfuck. :apfbbt:
Happy TG to you and Fancy too!

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

It's all good...I am at work today, wife (#2) is in Chicago with the boys...gonna be a nice evening of watching football, doing the show at 10, then going home (or stopping at a local watering hole provided one is open).

Appreciate the invite....no family in NC BTW--brother/sister in Chicago, Parents in Vegas.
Working on holiday's suck. Watering holes rock. Wish we had one here in bible town. When I lived in San Diego I used to frequent one of the neighborhood taverns regularly. I don't get to do that much anymore. Now it's a six pack, TBR, and a few sophmoric posts. PM me or look me up if you are ever in the Hickory area. We'll find some dump, tell some lies, and do some 12oz curls. Happy TG!

[solarte1969]

Working on holiday's suck. Watering holes rock. Wish we had one here in bible town. When I lived in San Diego I used to frequent one of the neighborhood taverns regularly. I don't get to do that much anymore. Now it's a six pack, TBR, and a few sophmoric posts. PM me or look me up if you are ever in the Hickory area. We'll find some dump, tell some lies, and do some 12oz curls. Happy TG!
Sounds like a plan, and happy TG to you, fancy and the chillins....

[kakia]

I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

I am addicted to Pepsi.

I got fired from a job for e-mailing an mpeg of questionable content to another employee from my personal e-mail account.

The first car I owned was a strawberry Ford Escort.

I had a severe mental break down and ran my Escort purposely into a tree.

I'm quite obsessive when it comes to cleaning. One should be able to wear a pair of white socks around the house and have them still be white at the end of the day.

I met my husband at a gay bar. (We would have never met if my gay friend hadn't seen him from across the bar.)

I love cats and can't resist rescuing any stray I come across. I have recently adopted my 6th cat.

Although I love my husband and being married, my desires to be with another woman have been rather intense lately (and that is ok with him).

The worst job I have ever had was ironing clothes. Blech!

I am ready to be a mother (and no, this isn't a hint).

[fancypants]

my fav color is purple

i have worked since the day i turned 16

my first job was at Sea World CA

my first pet was a dolphin when i was 1 1/2, i also had a penguin and a sea lion

i shared a plane ride with Debra Norville and Terry Bradshaw

i love flying and my family had two airplanes

i love boating and my family owned several boats due to being in the dolphin business

i am in a dolphin movie that aired on canadian public tv, i was 2, my dad is in it too.

my mom was a mermaid

i have always wanted to work at Disneyland

I got lost in Japan for 12 hours and found my way. I was 18.

I spent a summer in Hawaii when i was 18 free of charge.

i wiggle my toes when i eat

i have to dry my ears out with q-tips after shower/bath or i go crazy

i have been to 13 countries in Europe all when i was 17

i got married at 19 to a stud that i still am in love with......but you all knew that :) what you don't know is that we had only known each other for six months and only dated for three of those...lol

i ditched my prom date in Tia Juana, Mexico

i hated high school but planned the 10 year reunion on my own

i don't have any friends, only acquaintances, except for hulk

i would do my job for free

i quit college after two years cause it was like high school but have still managed to make it to a director of HR position making twice what hulk makes...lol....based on experience and hard work. oh and that i was able to convince one of my past bosses to give me 10k increase after three months with the co.

i hate dirty teeth

i do not like to play sports but love to dance to anything

i would like to take a dance class while i still don't have arthritis..lol

i believe strongly in doing the "right" thing in business and in life

i love strawberry margaritas and champagne, not together

i want to own a horse sometime in my life

my first car was a vw bug

okay that is enough.......i could go on and on :banana:

[Coops Greatest Fan]

I have never done an illegal drug in my life.

I played the violin from the 4th - 8th grade and still wish I could.

I played the trumpet from 5th grade through my senior year in high school. I couldn't play worth crap, but I took it throughout high school for the PE credit (marching band).

I hated pro football until about 4 years ago, although I had been to a few pro games before then.

I am originally from Illinois (most of you know that), but I had the opportunity to move back to Illinois in 1986, turned down that chance, and am glad I did. Otherwise I probably would have ended up like a lot of my friends - unwed and pregnant.

I almost went to Illinois State University.

I am a crappy house cleaner and hate to do it!

I collect Hard Rock Cafe bears and shot glasses.

I never have been close to my Dad's side of the family.

My father was an alcoholic - been in recovery since 1983. He also was a firefighter. I LOVED going to the fire station to visit him and climb on the trucks.

I was the first one on my dad's side of the family to graduate from college - the 3rd on my Mom's side.

[chipshot]

You get bitten by enough of them when you are a child and you'd hate them too.

Dogs are an excellent judge of character

[builder]

Hello. My name is muff_spelunker and I'm addicted to candy corn. I've been a candy corn addict for 25 days.
Someone once told me that the white, yellow and orange taste differently. Alternatively, Sly is not a crackpot.

[PhotoGuy]

My first car was a 1988 Yugo GVL

My first job was cashier at Hardees

I took two years of college level accounting in high school, planning on continuing at Illinois State University, where State Farm Insurance Headquarters looks for new accounting grads. I decided I didn't want to sit at a desk crunching numbers all day and I wanted to be a photographer instead.

I am not gay, although I do drive a purple car :)

I am general manager at a Chick-Fil-A

I have had a stroke and have 90% recovered... I lost all nerve function in my left hand and I could put it into a fry vat full of boiling oil and not feel it.

My favorite place to visit is Ludington Michigan State Park and I plan on being cremated when I die and sprinkled on the beach at the old Little Sable lighthouse.

My great great great great grandfather Salmon P. Chase is on the $10,000 bill... no I don't actually own one myself, this is copied off the internet.

[philcantspel]

I'm 22 and have been single for over 3 years.

I am not a picky eater.

I don't know what color my eyes are.

I like Jeopardy.

I compose music alot.

I play the saxophone, flute, and irish whistle and can play some clarinet, piano, theremin, and Uilleann Pipes.

I used to be an annoying debt collector that called people all the time.

I'm introverted for the most part but always end up with jobs that makes me be extroverted. (wears me out)

My family is disfunctional from all sides haha.

[muff_spelunker]

I've been a certified SCUBA diver (NAUI) since 1995.

I became a member of the United States Figure Skating Association in 2000.

I danced ballet, point, tap, and jazz for 7.5 years.

I have never been married, have no children, own my own house and 2 cars (both of which are completely paid for).

I love to fly stunt kites, but I somehow always end up teaching people to fly them more than I get to fly them myself (this is a GREAT way to meet men too).

My favorite car I ever owned was a 63 Chevy II Nova.

:mushy: I've found the woman of my dreams....'cept for the smoking part.

[muff_spelunker]

i used to be a lesbian

wha? :thinking:

[PhotoGuy]

I compose music alot.

I play the saxophone, flute, and irish whistle and can play some clarinet, piano, theremin, and Uilleann Pipes.


Me too... I play piano, saxophone, drums and guitar. I produced a cd of my best songs from 1985-2002 before my studio was broken into and completely cleared out, over $15,000 in equipment and I didn't have insurance. You can see the cd and hear some of it at:
http://www.cafepress.com/kirkschiebel. There is also some old TBR items that I created in my store. Check it out! :)

[philcantspel]

Me too... I play piano, saxophone, drums and guitar. I produced a cd of my best songs from 1985-2002 before my studio was broken into and completely cleared out, over $15,000 in equipment and I didn't have insurance. You can see the cd and hear some of it at:
http://www.cafepress.com/kirkschiebel. There is also some old TBR items that I created in my store. Check it out! :)

oo i love using old school synthesizers and drum machines. lot's of fun. You have to be smart and disciplined to use those things. Now you can just buy a virtual electronic music lab program and it does all the work for you.

[PhotoGuy]

oo i love using old school synthesizers and drum machines. lot's of fun. You have to be smart and disciplined to use those things. Now you can just buy a virtual electronic music lab program and it does all the work for you.
Every last note on that cd was played out on the keyboard keys... every single high-hat tap was entered into a sequencer. A lot of my songs are quite orchestrated with many layers. Most people don't appreciate that, they just hear the melody and not the interweaving background instruments that make the song complete.

I was always known for my music in school and church... It's not quite as impressive now that I am 28 and not 9 years old.

[builder]

That's interesting and all. It's just not my style.

[muff_spelunker]

Most people don't appreciate that, they just hear the melody and not the interweaving background instruments that make the song complete.

I would. That's the way I listen to music. I'll pick out an instrument and follow it the whole song through. I hear something new everytime I listen to that same song. I didn't know until recently that most people didn't listen to music that way. I can't tell you the lyrics to most songs because I don't pay attention to them

I'm eating candy corn. I bite the fat bottom off first. Therapist would tie that into the fact that I like women with junk in the trunk.

[builder]

I'm eating candy corn. I bite the fat bottom off first. Therapist would tie that into the fact that I like women with junk in the trunk.
Interesting. That's how Sly's wife eats it.

[muff_spelunker]

Interesting. That's how Sly's wife eats it.

Is she a junkie too?

Sly has ba-donka-donk. Proves my theory.

[voyergirl]

WTF did that come from? When was there ever an issue of us dating? I've made some off hand remarks toward you of a sexual nature, however, there's never been a gesture on my behalf that I wanted to date you.

I did contemplate throwing a nasty retort in your direction, but will refrain from doing so simply out of pity.

I am still perplexed as to why my name would come up in a post of this sort.

By the way, you don't do a whole lot for me either.
calm down dumbass i just said you because i knew you'd react.

there has never been any talk of dating or anything else between us but i loved the way you jumped up in defense.

if you feel pity for me don't bother, i am happier than anyone i know.

don't think on why i mentioned you too hard you might hurt yourself. funny how you can talk shit and bust balls but no one can do it to you......:thinking:


and my saying you did nothing for me was not an insult, it was merely saying i am not looking for ANYTHING.

btw, i liked the way you got all upity and had to cry. this was fun.

[magnus]

I eat the tops off candy corn first. Yes, I love titties like nobody's business.

glad to see we've got another pseudo-horn player or two here. I played professionally to get through college and early post-college and jazzbluescat is a horn player from the eastern part of the state.

[mailman]

At 15, I was facing 97 yrs in jail for stealing a car and running from the law (3 city police, 2 deputies and 1 HP). After running 6 stop signs, 3 stop lights, 65 in a 25, 55 in 35, 77 in a 45, 85 in a 55, failure to stop for a blue light (4 charges of that), damage to city/county property I returned the car to where I stole it. Doing so dropped the most serious offense from Felony Grand Theft Auto to a misdemeanor, which in turn saved my ass from any jail time. I served 100 hrs of communtiy service and had 1 yr supervised probation and another unsupervised. The funniest part, I stole a 1988 Chevrolet Celebrity.

At 18 I was run over by my own car (1968 Mustang) 3 times in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Not one broken bone but enough road rash for me to never try and stop an out of control car again.

I've run from the Police 5 times and never been caught in cars ranging from a 1978 Trans Am, 1989 Buick LeSabre and a 1996 Buick Regal.

I've put an '89 LeSabre in the ditch twice, both times drunk as cooter brown only once did the HP get me. I knew 3 of the 4 deputies and the HP's son that were at the scene. The HP gave me a stop sign violation.

6 out of the 9 car accidents I've been involved in were never reported. I talked the other person out of calling the Police.

I've never done any illegal drugs but I've sold quite a bit of reefer and prescription drugs.

At 19 I went to the Driver License Office with a family bible, Couz's diploma and Couz's Driver's Ed certificate and had a Duplicate License made with my pic but his information. At the time Couz was 22.

I had something done to me at a very young age that shouldn't happen to any child and if anyone does that to Joshua I will kill them.

Me and Windylu had broken up when Joshua was conceived. Alcohol is dangerous but I'm very thankful to have my son.

I started posting at Charlotte.com after I moved home to take care of my mom after she was diagnosed with cancer(lots of it). At that time I was 26 and my life, which had been a big party, quickly turned into straight to work and straight home except for Wed. and every other weekend.

[fancypants]

calm down dumbass i just said you because i knew you'd react.

there has never been any talk of dating or anything else between us but i loved the way you jumped up in defense.

if you feel pity for me don't bother, i am happier than anyone i know.

don't think on why i mentioned you too hard you might hurt yourself. funny how you can talk shit and bust balls but no one can do it to you......:thinking:


and my saying you did nothing for me was not an insult, it was merely saying i am not looking for ANYTHING.

btw, i liked the way you got all upity and had to cry. this was fun.
he was fronting for my sake :banana:

[magnus]

Every last note on that cd was played out on the keyboard keys... every single high-hat tap was entered into a sequencer. A lot of my songs are quite orchestrated with many layers. Most people don't appreciate that, they just hear the melody and not the interweaving background instruments that make the song complete.

I was always known for my music in school and church... It's not quite as impressive now that I am 28 and not 9 years old.
I have some issue with this. It's a good personal achievement to have control over every bit of what's going on, but nothing beats actual music played live and recorded. I'm not trying to trash what you did, but live music > synthesized.

[chipshot]

At 15, I was facing 97 yrs in jail for stealing a car and running from the law (3 city police, 2 deputies and 1 HP). After running 6 stop signs, 3 stop lights, 65 in a 25, 55 in 35, 77 in a 45, 85 in a 55, failure to stop for a blue light (4 charges of that), damage to city/county property I returned the car to where I stole it. Doing so dropped the most serious offense from Felony Grand Theft Auto to a misdemeanor, which in turn saved my ass from any jail time. I served 100 hrs of communtiy service and had 1 yr supervised probation and another unsupervised. The funniest part, I stole a 1988 Chevrolet Celebrity.

At 18 I was run over by my own car (1968 Mustang) 3 times in a Wal-Mart parking lot. Not one broken bone but enough road rash for me to never try and stop an out of control car again.

I've run from the Police 5 times and never been caught in cars ranging from a 1978 Trans Am, 1989 Buick LeSabre and a 1996 Buick Regal.

I've put an '89 LeSabre in the ditch twice, both times drunk as cooter brown only once did the HP get me. I knew 3 of the 4 deputies and the HP's son that were at the scene. The HP gave me a stop sign violation.

6 out of the 9 car accidents I've been involved in were never reported. I talked the other person out of calling the Police.

I've never done any illegal drugs but I've sold quite a bit of reefer and prescription drugs.

At 19 I went to the Driver License Office with a family bible, Couz's diploma and Couz's Driver's Ed certificate and had a Duplicate License made with my pic but his information. At the time Couz was 22.

I had something done to me at a very young age that shouldn't happen to any child and if anyone does that to Joshua I will kill them.

Me and Windylu had broken up when Joshua was conceived. Alcohol is dangerous but I'm very thankful to have my son.

I started posting at Charlotte.com after I moved home to take care of my mom after she was diagnosed with cancer(lots of it). At that time I was 26 and my life, which had been a big party, quickly turned into straight to work and straight home except for Wed. and every other weekend.

you are younger than I figured

[Derbygal]

i have to dry my ears out with q-tips after shower/bath or i go crazyOhmigawd...I share this same affliction...

I've found the woman of my dreams....'cept for the smoking part.Thanks muff, but I'm taken and quite straight...except to Hulkie - for him I am forever a lesbian :mushy:

[blackjackwally]

my favorite food is fruit


God, you eat a lot of fruit.

[blackjackwally]

I disowned my little sister


Don't know your circumstance...forgiveness is a wonderful thing.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

calm down dumbass i just said you because i knew you'd react.

there has never been any talk of dating or anything else between us but i loved the way you jumped up in defense.

if you feel pity for me don't bother, i am happier than anyone i know.

don't think on why i mentioned you too hard you might hurt yourself. funny how you can talk shit and bust balls but no one can do it to you......:thinking:


and my saying you did nothing for me was not an insult, it was merely saying i am not looking for ANYTHING.

btw, i liked the way you got all upity and had to cry. this was fun.
No crying here. Just wondering how dating me has anything to do with what this thread was asking for. Was this a Fruedian slip of some sort? See ya around.


Oh yeah, I think I've proven that I can take as good as I can dish out. So, your attempts to portray otherwise are fruitless.

[wossa]

I got my SCUBA certification over ten years ago but only went diving one time - I want to go again

I have been sky diving twice - I want to go again.

I love roller coasters - the bigger and faster the better but hate any ride that spins me around

I get car sick if I ride in the back seat for long - I used to have a limo pick me up in New York on business and would ride in the front with the driver.

I like to drink a glass of orange juice before I go to bed.

I ran behind a helicopter when I was a teenager and almost got my head ripped off by the tail rotor - I could feel the air moving it was so close to my head.

I have never broken a bone or spent any time in a hospital.

The frirst time I ever logged onto the internet was in the year 2000 even though I had a computer in my house for two years before that.

My first car was a 1964 1/2 Mustang - it was also the first car I ever totaled -- fucking drunk driivers :teeth:

Me and my roomate once set the dorm RA's door on fire - there was a $1000 reward for our arrest and none of our buddies turned us in :xyzthumbs

I was arrested on felony charges three times while I was in college yet still managed to graduate in four years, make the deans list and earn academic scholarships.

[muff_spelunker]

Thanks muff, but I'm taken and quite straight...

I get that alot. :( I love the straight women.

[sdplusbeauty]

I love peanut butter and banana sandwiches.


Ditto!!!!

Muff : Are you a lesbian?

[SilverSurfer]

Ditto!!!!

Muff : Are you a lesbian?

:rofl: :rofl:

[ECILAM]

i was in an all black gospel choir when i was about 15-16


How could it be all black if you were in it? :thinking:

[muff_spelunker]

Muff : Are you a lesbian?

From my mullet all the way down to my work boots.

[muff_spelunker]

I eat the tops off candy corn first. Yes, I love titties like nobody's business.

You should flip your lady over once and a while. There's a whole playground back there. You're missing out on half a woman. :scared2:

[QueenCityHillbilly]

I like candy corn like I enjoy getting dick slapped

I was a sports anchor for damn near three years. During that time I did a lot of play by play and was damn good when it came to basketball.

I didn't become a huge Panthers fan until I got out of covering sports every day.

My favorite NASCAR driver is a yankee.

I met my girlfriend at a Lesbian bar.

I realize I probably won't be at my current job much longer. There's just nowhere for me to go here.

I've had sex with 0 men and two women.

Tom T. Hall is a genius.

I left real college after two semesters as a vocal performance major. I don't regret leaving, but I certainly regret not doing more with my musical talent.

The only bad part to me of not finishing school is not having a team to sincerely love at root for.

My diet was very, very good for about a year. It's gotten worse, but is back on the upswing.

I haven't smoked a cigarette since January and I miss them dearly. Not enough for me to actually smoke again, though.

I've never done any illegal drugs despite living with a pot head for over two years. I don't have a problem with it, but know I would absolutely fall in love with it.

I enjoy sitting in the yard and drinking cold beer.

I've recently developed an affection for Smithwick's, the first foreign beer I've ever drank on a regular basis.

I realize more and more every day that I'm quickly becoming old.

[Village Idiot]

both of our kids were born in the same calendar year (1986), a daughter on 1/31 and a son on 12/24.......irish twins, they say.

i eat oatmeal&bananas and have a glass of 100% grape juice every morning.

i hit the weights pretty hard but had to give up running a few years ago due to nerve damage in my lower back. i was always one of those people who said that old age would not catch up to me, go figure. i am 46.

i do lots of volunteer work for our local high school athletic boosters and have been the p.a. announcer for the local midget football league for the last 12 years.

i scored a 142 (out of a possible 150) on my entry asfab test in marine corps boot camp in 1978. dont ask me how this happened either. i did not make the cut for ocs but was interviewed for it. i was offered an honorable discharge one week into boot camp for an enlistment violation but opted to stay the course even though i lost my guaranteed mos (job) and bonus. i did not know what my mos was until the day i graduated boot camp. i had enlisted to be a grunt (infantry) but wound up in tanks instead.

although i follow the carolina panthers i am a life long philadelphia eagles fan. my son and i were the only two eagles fans on the broach tour bus that went to the panthers/eagles nfccg last year.

i am not a confrontational person. i would rather keep my mouth shut than to argue, but thats just me.

[HardHarry]

I'm a comic book freak.


No way! You don't say. :xyzthumbs

[Braves]

I have 4 cars. Although I can afford a new one, the most recent car I have is 3 years old...the oldest 9 (a truck)

I played in the Braves organization for 3 years. I have one brother who retired from the Dodgers and one who currently pitches for the Phillies.

I hate racism ( excluding mexicans)

I love p-nutbutter, bacon, mayonaise on toast (don't knock it if you haven't tried it)

I love S. Florida

Although I have 2 young boys, it is I that collect the sports cards ( using them as the reason and they could care less)

I could NEVER bring myself to ask someone for an autograph. I just never understood why someone wants it. ( unless it was to add value to a collectible)...and even then I couldn't.

I always imagined Grid would look like Hulkie...oh yeah, this is about me.

I lived in L.A. My family hated it, so we moved. I have never admitted to them...I loved it!!!!!!!

[sdplusbeauty]

How could it be all black if you were in it? :thinking:

good point, however, I was the only one non-black in it.. lol


From my mullet all the way down to my work boots.


I had no idea.. I am sooo o slow! So were you questioning how I could used to be a lesbian?

[Big Mark]

I'm a piss-poor Christian, but sincerily want to be better at it.

I honestly think I might have social anxiety disorder.

I know for sure that I' have SOME sort of psycological/emotional disorder, but I'm convinced I just need to "get over it".

I I've been enrolled as a student at 8 different colleges/universities and have absolutly nothing to show for it.

I've lived the fantasy. I've watched two GORGEOUS NC State Cheerleaders fool around.

My best friend was killed in a car wreck our sophomore year of college. He still visits me in my dreams. He never says anything, just waves, or nods or something like that, but because of this, I know things are good on the other side.

I curse WAY too much.

I've already reached most of the goals I think I can realistically set for myself. If nothing in my life changes in the next 60 years, I'll die satisfied.

[Stargazer]

I think Ric Flair is one of the greatest entertainers of any type ever and he is one of only 3 people I would ask for an autograph.

Many years ago I was preparing to step out of an otherwise empty elevator. When the door opened, I was faced with a never ending panorama of blue....nothing but blue....everywhere! I was stunned....disoriented....until the blue moved.

It was Rick Flair, in a blue polo shirt, preparing to board the same elevator, so close that all I could focus on was his chest...I mean, after all, that's eye level for me! Scared me to death!!! :scared2: :scared2:

That man is huge!!

[chuckrichey]

i have bowled 17 perfect games(14 league and 3 tournament)

ive had 2 serious relationships,first lasting 16 years and most recently,2 1/2ears

i was a professional in 2 sports at 1 time(bowling and baseball)

i have never gotten a traffic ticket

i was an eagles fan til i moved to charlotte

i was born on the west coast but only lived there for 3 weeks,never been back either

[chuckrichey]

I can drive a tractor trailer.



:mushy:

[muff_spelunker]

I had no idea.. I am sooo o slow! So were you questioning how I could used to be a lesbian?

Yes.

[Stargazer]

Originally Posted by sdplusbeauty
I had no idea.. I am sooo o slow! So were you questioning how I could used to be a lesbian?

I was wondering about that myself. :thinking:

[sdplusbeauty]

I was wondering about that myself. :thinking:

wellll...

I dated men up until 1998 and then I started dating women until last year.. I thought when I was with women that I would never go back to men, so I committed myself to full on lesbianism * i really don't like labels * so after my last relationship with a woman I decided to date men.. then it was hard, but I didn't feel right about being with women, so I went ahead and started getting comfortable in the straight lifestyle again.

I am still attracted to women, but I won't do it..

[Fred]

I honestly think I might have social anxiety disorder.


You hide it realllly well.

[Big Mark]

You hide it realllly well.
No, I just drink too much to compensate.

[voyergirl]

he was fronting for my sake :banana:
;) - cool.

[voyergirl]

God, you eat a lot of fruit.
you wouldn't believe me if i told you so why bother.

[muff_spelunker]

wellll...

I dated men up until 1998 and then I started dating women until last year.. I thought when I was with women that I would never go back to men, so I committed myself to full on lesbianism * i really don't like labels * so after my last relationship with a woman I decided to date men.. then it was hard, but I didn't feel right about being with women, so I went ahead and started getting comfortable in the straight lifestyle again.

I am still attracted to women, but I won't do it..

That would make you bisexual.

[sdplusbeauty]

That would make you bisexual.

I don't like labels, but I guess if you had to put a label on it that's what I would be.. I just think that bisexuals have a bad rep.. too many sluts that sleep around with both and are straight want to claim they are bi.

[philcantspel]

I have some issue with this. It's a good personal achievement to have control over every bit of what's going on, but nothing beats actual music played live and recorded. I'm not trying to trash what you did, but live music > synthesized.

Actually all pop, rock, country music or what have you that is controlled by major recording companies is programmed into sequencers when the music is recorded for CD's. It's all synthesized now, but you wouldn't know it because the technology is that good!

[magnus]

Actually all pop, rock, country music or what have you that is controlled by major recording companies is programmed into sequencers when the music is recorded for CD's. It's all synthesized now, but you wouldn't know it because the technology is that good!
For one, only a fool uses words like "all". R&B, rap, some pop and some country is programmed, but a lot still use session musicians and only about half of all artist recordings are in control by the record companies. And I can usually tell the difference between someone playing a minimoog for bass and someone playing bass.

[builder]

For one, only a fool uses words like "all". R&B, rap, some pop and some country is programmed, but a lot still use session musicians and only about half of all artist recordings are in control by the record companies. And I can usually tell the difference between someone playing a minimoog for bass and someone playing bass.
TrombOWNED. :rofl:

[muff_spelunker]

I don't like labels, but I guess if you had to put a label on it that's what I would be.. I just think that bisexuals have a bad rep.. too many sluts that sleep around with both and are straight want to claim they are bi.

Yeah but lesbians get a bad rap because of women that claim to be lesbian but sleep with men. Lesbianism is not something you flip on and off like a light switch. You either are or you aren't. I don't mean to come off as bustin' on you, just lookin' out for my peeps. Keepin' it real, if you will.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

Yeah but lesbians get a bad rap because of women that claim to be lesbian but sleep with men. Lesbianism is not something you flip on and off like a light switch. You either are or you aren't. I don't mean to come off as bustin' on you, just lookin' out for my peeps. Keepin' it real, if you will.
How about you worry about what you do in the bedroom and let her do what the fuck she wants. That's why dykes such as yourself get a bad rap because you are always trying to force feed everyone your bullshit. Maybe she likes to switch hit. Maybe she views herself as a lesbo one month and bisexual the next. WTF should you care? Let it be!

[muff_spelunker]

How about you worry about what you do in the bedroom and let her do what the fuck she wants. That's why dykes such as yourself get a bad rap because you are always trying to force feed everyone your bullshit. Maybe she likes to switch hit. Maybe she views herself as a lesbo one month and bisexual the next. WTF should you care? Let it be!

Did you see the word "hunkashit" anywhere in my previous post? No, you don't. Funny a straight man is telling a lesbian that she is force feeding lesbian bullshit. Please enlighten the crowd on the subject. Better yet, stick to subjects you know, like wife beating, alcoholism, and schizophrenia.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

Did you see the word "hunkashit" anywhere in my previous post? No, you don't. Funny a straight man is telling a lesbian that she is force feeding lesbian bullshit. Please enlighten the crowd on the subject. Better yet, stick to subjects you know, like wife beating, alcoholism, and schizophrenia.
Great set of priorities you have there. Here's a young woman who has just had a child that is in the hospital and all you can think about it is pushing your perverted set of values on her. There's a time and place for that shit, and this isn't the time. You are a fucked up human being. Leave the poor fucking woman alone. You are a real fucking simpleton!

[muff_spelunker]

Great set of priorities you have there. Here's a young woman who has just had a child that is in the hospital and all you can think about it is pushing your perverted set of values on her. There's a time and place for that shit, and this isn't the time. You are a fucked up human being. Leave the poor fucking woman alone. You are a real fucking simpleton!

Going for a run, Hunkashit. I'll come back and bunch your panties up more later.

[Hurricane]

Hulk..stay the fuck out of it. They both have a point to make and you need to shut up and let them work it out.

Go fuck fancy and quit worrying bout it.

[magnus]

Hulk..stay the fuck out of it. They both have a point to make and you need to shut up and let them work it out.

Go fuck fancy and quit worrying bout it.
I think they're all in each other's shit. Honestly, the only person who's right is SD - if she doesn't want to call herself this or that, she doesn't have to. It is, after all, her pussy.

[SilverSurfer]

This thread was for fun stuff. It's my thread. Thread closed.

[SilverSurfer]

I opened this back up - how about keeping the fighting somewhere else. Thanks.

[muff_spelunker]

I opened this back up - how about keeping the fighting somewhere else. Thanks.

SS, is it okay to ask someone about themselves or should we just let it be their business and move on?

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

SS, is it okay to ask someone about themselves or should we just let it be their business and move on?
You should just fuck off, cunt.

[SilverSurfer]

I don't care what goes on in here if it's civil. I'm just looking for stuff I don't know about people.

[muff_spelunker]

I don't care what goes on in here if it's civil. I'm just looking for stuff I don't know about people.

Cool.

[Southern_Yankee]

I don't care what goes on in here if it's civil. I'm just looking for stuff I don't know about people.
I just met 3 TBR poster/lurkers...spotted me out in the croud. :xyzthumbs

[JuliaGulia]

You should just fuck off, cunt.


Jeez!

I am 5'5.

My car is really old and sounds like a lawnmower until it gets warmed up.

I have been in the TV business for 6 years and I love it less and more each day

I have had two serious girlfriends since I was 18. One is still my best friend and the other I don't really talk to.

I had several boyfriends until I was 18.

My Mom is my most favorite person. Never imagined such respect would be possible.

My dad died from AIDS when I was 11.

He was gay.

I LOVE CORN MORE THAN ANYTHING!!!

I hate cilantro and most people named Shirley

I weigh 145 pounds

I have driven around with a nail in my back tire for at least three weeks now.

My grandparents just sent me a jar of pear relish crammed into a plastic liquor bottle (It was so cute)

I am from Augusta, GA

I have played the Augusta National Golf Club twice

I will beat Martha Burk's ass if given the chance, yeah, I'm still mad!

My favorite beer is New Castle, but often shifts to Bass Ale.

I sometimes struggle to make my mortgage payments

Christ! THis is long, sorry :huh:

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

Jeez!
My dad died from AIDS when I was 11.



I truly am sorry to hear that. I understand why you perhaps feel the way you do about certain things. Again, I truly am sorry.

[Southern_Yankee]

Better yet, stick to subjects you know, like wife beating, alcoholism, and schizophrenia.

I think she gotcha there :xyzthumbs

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

I think she gotcha there :xyzthumbs
somehow, i don't think i'm gonna lose too much sleep over a tramp like her.

[Southern_Yankee]

I have driven around with a nail in my back tire for at least three weeks now.


dont sweat it...if it aint flat yet...you got nuttin to worry bout :xyzthumbs

[JuliaGulia]

I truly am sorry to hear that. I understand why you perhaps feel the way you do about certain things. Again, I truly am sorry.

If you are being serious... I just almost teared up... almost. First nice thing you've ever said :)

[JuliaGulia]

dont sweat it...if it aint flat yet...you got nuttin to worry bout :xyzthumbs

Yipee!!! Um, It does lose air... I have to fill it up about once a week.

Petro Express has free air by my house... I swear I've gotten the task down to about 6.7 seconds! :banana:

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

If you are being serious... I just almost teared up... almost. First nice thing you've ever said :)
I was being serious and still am. That must have been tragic losing your father at such an early age. I have children that age and i can't imagine.



I have said many nice things to many people here at TBR. Sometimes we see what we only want to see.



What channel are you on?

[JuliaGulia]

I was being serious and still am. That must have been tragic losing your father at such an early age. I have children that age and i can't imagine.



I have said many nice things to many people here at TBR. Sometimes we see what we only want to see.



What channel are you on?

EDIT: First nice thing you've ever said to me.

Channel 3 WBTV.

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

EDIT: First nice thing you've ever said to me.

Channel 3 WBTV.
OK



Are you a reporter, weather girl, what? What days are you on?

[Southern_Yankee]

Um, It does lose air... I have to fill it up about once a week. It's your tires way of telling you to replace/fix it before it leaves you stranded on the side of the road...if not blown out. :thinking: :xyzthumbs

[JuliaGulia]

OK



Are you a reporter, weather girl, what? What days are you on?

The only time I'm ever on is Football Friday Night... I do a game every week. Not my face though, just the voice and I like it that way!!!!!

[JuliaGulia]

It's your tires way of telling you to replace/fix it before it leaves you stranded on the side of the road...if not blown out. :thinking: :xyzthumbs


I know, but I always think, 'I'll get it fixed tomorrow.' I can't fix it during the week... work is crazy. And every weekend I get all bogged down with things like drinking, sleeping, etc.

[Southern_Yankee]

I know, but I always think, 'I'll get it fixed tomorrow.' I can't fix it during the week... work is crazy. And every weekend I get all bogged down with things like drinking, sleeping, etc.
most "tire" places will fix a nail/leak for free...if not talk you into a new tire

[magnus]

I know, but I always think, 'I'll get it fixed tomorrow.' I can't fix it during the week... work is crazy. And every weekend I get all bogged down with things like drinking, sleeping, etc.
Could always chance it with a can of fix-a-flat, it's not as cheap as free air, but it might/might not seal that hole for a while.

I think it goes without saying that we're all sorry to hear that about your father. I'm sure that wasn't easy, nor was anything that caused it/led to it.

[reb]

Don't sweat it, tires only go flat on one side. Besides you can pull over and some dude will stop and change it for you. Just don't tell him you are a lezbo. :)

[JuliaGulia]

Could always chance it with a can of fix-a-flat, it's not as cheap as free air, but it might/might not seal that hole for a while.

I think it goes without saying that we're all sorry to hear that about your father. I'm sure that wasn't easy, nor was anything that caused it/led to it.

I really appreciate the kind words... but please don't feel sorry for little ol me. I've had the most amazing experiences in my short life. Each of which has made me a stronger, funnier, more loving person. I wouldn't trade a one!

Thanks guys... ya'll really are the best :xyzthumbs

[articulatekitten]

Surfer Darlin', this is an AWESOME thread.

Like Silver, I also drink Coke first thing in the morning.

Solarte!!! "commercial insertion operator (in chicago)" :D That sounds like a job I can really respect!!! :D

Like ECILAM, I've experienced multiple instances where Tarot card readings or dreams foretelling future events actually came to pass.

If I didn't HAVE to earn a living, I'd do some kind of work that I cared about & believed in for free.

I have been close enough to dying to "see my life pass before my eyes" twice. When I need to get my priorities straight, recalling those times eliminates a lot of bullshit.

I take a sort of perverse pleasure in simple housekeeping chores. Doing dishes generally sucks; but I actually enjoy laundry (even ironing!), putting stuff back where it belongs . . . It's a sickness, I know :(

I think storms are FUCKING COOL! I love thunder & lightning. They excite me.

If I could choose to have a particular talent, I would wish to be able to sing with the passion that I feel. And I love listening to passionate singers.

Derbygal's entry in this thread makes her officially one of the most fascinating people on the planet in my book! You go girl! W00T!

Reb said: " I love dogs. Could do without cats."
I reply: Except for me of course, Ba-bee" :rofl: :D Meow!

I always longed to take dance lessons, but was never allowed to when I was growing up. BUT once when a friend & I--2 little white girls--went to an otherwise all-black party (this was late 70s, probably '79)--a delightful guy at the party said to me, "Hey, you dance like a black chick!" :mushy: What a compliment!

Hated high school & never planned to go to college; but when I finally did, I found it totally different, & LOVED it. Wished I could be a career student--& tried really hard to do that :D

Only TV I watch regularly is Jeopardy. I'm fairly good.

I identify with mailman to a scary degree. WERD.

LOVE roller coasters. I want to go on all the wildest rides before I get too old to bear it anymore!

I spent most of my youth convinced I was ugly--truly repulsive, looks-wise. Looked at some pics of myself recently--of times when I was 20 to 22 years old--& thought, DAMN! I was fairly pretty! Wish to fuck I'd known it before I got old! :teeth:

[Superfluous_Nut]

alcohol gives me a headache, so i prefer the reefer

i don't like most food

i eat way too much fast food

i've weighed 135 pounds (plus or minus a few) for 15 years straight

i was the first of three kids to finish high school

i'm the youngest of three kids

my brother hanged himself in prison

a good portion of ESPN's graphics are the result of my work

edit:

i'm not into "culture" (seeing art, going to the opera, etc)

for the most part, i don't read. 'cept the net, of course.

[SilverSurfer]

alcohol gives me a headache, so i prefer the reefer

i don't like most food

i eat way too much fast food

i've weighed 135 pounds (plus or minus a few) for 15 years straight

i was the first of three kids to finish high school

i'm the youngest of three kids

my brother hanged himself in prison

a good portion of ESPN's graphics are the result of my work

edit:

i'm not into "culture" (seeing art, going to the opera, etc)

for the most part, i don't read. 'cept the net, of course.

Wow - you're a total paradox on the eating/reefer/weight/fast food thing - you like reefer, so don't you get the munchies?? I can't believe you're only 135 - you must be a rail. But you eat fast food and you're 135?? Weird

The ESPN thing is cool.

The thing about your brother is terrible. :(

Good stuff.

[SilverSurfer]

Surfer Darlin', this is an AWESOME thread.

Like Silver, I also drink Coke first thing in the morning.

Solarte!!! "commercial insertion operator (in chicago)" :D That sounds like a job I can really respect!!! :D

Like ECILAM, I've experienced multiple instances where Tarot card readings or dreams foretelling future events actually came to pass.

If I didn't HAVE to earn a living, I'd do some kind of work that I cared about & believed in for free.

I have been close enough to dying to "see my life pass before my eyes" twice. When I need to get my priorities straight, recalling those times eliminates a lot of bullshit.

I take a sort of perverse pleasure in simple housekeeping chores. Doing dishes generally sucks; but I actually enjoy laundry (even ironing!), putting stuff back where it belongs . . . It's a sickness, I know :(

I think storms are FUCKING COOL! I love thunder & lightning. They excite me.

If I could choose to have a particular talent, I would wish to be able to sing with the passion that I feel. And I love listening to passionate singers.

Derbygal's entry in this thread makes her officially one of the most fascinating people on the planet in my book! You go girl! W00T!

Reb said: " I love dogs. Could do without cats."
I reply: Except for me of course, Ba-bee" :rofl: :D Meow!

I always longed to take dance lessons, but was never allowed to when I was growing up. BUT once when a friend & I--2 little white girls--went to an otherwise all-black party (this was late 70s, probably '79)--a delightful guy at the party said to me, "Hey, you dance like a black chick!" :mushy: What a compliment!

Hated high school & never planned to go to college; but when I finally did, I found it totally different, & LOVED it. Wished I could be a career student--& tried really hard to do that :D

Only TV I watch regularly is Jeopardy. I'm fairly good.

I identify with mailman to a scary degree. WERD.

LOVE roller coasters. I want to go on all the wildest rides before I get too old to bear it anymore!

I spent most of my youth convinced I was ugly--truly repulsive, looks-wise. Looked at some pics of myself recently--of times when I was 20 to 22 years old--& thought, DAMN! I was fairly pretty! Wish to fuck I'd known it before I got old! :teeth:

We need to go out and play trivia soon - I was a Jeopardy junkie for years.

I HATE roller coasters, but I'm also a dog lover - not too big on cats - don't HATE them, but wouldn't own one.

<<I have been close enough to dying to "see my life pass before my eyes" twice. When I need to get my priorities straight, recalling those times eliminates a lot of bullshit>> - ditto

:xyzthumbs

[magnus]

I really appreciate the kind words... but please don't feel sorry for little ol me. I've had the most amazing experiences in my short life. Each of which has made me a stronger, funnier, more loving person. I wouldn't trade a one!

Thanks guys... ya'll really are the best :xyzthumbsI'm not feeling sorry for you. :) My intent wasn't to spready pity. I'm just sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad to hear you're someone who can grow from trying times, I know women who've lost their fathers that still get mad at the world about it.

[KrackMonkey]

I'm 27. I'm 5'10" 200 lbs. Been about that size my whole life.

I graduated 11th in my class of 473 people with a 3.8 GPA.

I went to one of the 5 federal military academys to study engineering. (US Merchant Marine Academy)

I was a band geek in elementary, high school, and at the academy.

Ive marched with Her Majesty's Royal Marine Band.

I marched in Clinton's '96 inaugural parade, and met him and Hillary shortly thereafter in the White House. Chelsea is a nasty pig in person.

I was the lone trumpeter playing TAPS at many a funeral at Arlington national cemetary on numerous occassions in '95 and '96. The 10th time I did it, I was in the middle of playing and it truly sunk in what I was playing for, and I choked up and bawled my eyes out and almost passed out. You have no idea how gruesome a feeling that is.

I can rebuild a jet turbine for an F15 from a pile of parts.

Ive been a heavy smoker for a little over 10 years and dont see myself ever quitting. I actually enjoy it.

I grew up on sports, but dont really find much interest in them anymore.

My parents divorced when I was 6 and I was involved in a HUGE custody battle. I was basically a monetary figure. It led to a 4-person backyard brawl between both sets of parents while my sister and I watched from the car. Traumatic, you could say.

I eat peanut butter from the jar with a spoon, ritz crackers, or just my finger sometimes.

If I didnt have to, I wouldnt work, and I wouldnt feel a damn bit bad about it.

I hate my cat. But I love having her around sometimes.

I only have one person I call "friend."

There are many times I've gotten in my car ready to just take off driving until I ran out of money. But by the time I get a mile down the road, I have second thoughts and think better of it.

Ive gotten a "cease & desist" letter from attorney's representing the RIAA for hosting a website with 10's of 1000's of mp3s to download. I am still apparently on their top 10 list from P2P usage. Ive been contacted several other times by different ISP's Ive used over the past five years.

I think thats it for now.

[muff_spelunker]

I'm 5'10" 200 lbs. Been about that size my whole life.

wow! you must've been a difficult birth.

[builder]

wow! you must've been a difficult birth.
hatched. :xyzthumbs

[KrackMonkey]

wow! you must've been a difficult birth.
c-section :xyzthumbs

[Village Idiot]

ok, my life is pretty much sad compared to this

[CFBall]

I'm not feeling sorry for you. :) My intent wasn't to spready pity. I'm just sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad to hear you're someone who can grow from trying times, I know women who've lost their fathers that still get mad at the world about it.

when did you meet my wife................she is gorgeous but we take the good with the bad





:xyzthumbs

[Fred]

ok, my life is pretty much sad compared to this
mine too.

[voyergirl]

mine too.
be greatful for that.

[magnus]

when did you meet my wife................she is gorgeous but we take the good with the bad





:xyzthumbs
yep, same page

[JuliaGulia]

I'm not feeling sorry for you. :) My intent wasn't to spready pity. I'm just sorry you had to go through that. I'm glad to hear you're someone who can grow from trying times, I know women who've lost their fathers that still get mad at the world about it.


Ok... I still love you.

[Fred]

I only weighed 5 pounds at birth- and was 3 days late.

I like animals better than people.

I should have been a vet.

I had a cop for a lover for 5 years. He found a 22 yo he liked better.

I love the water- anything to do with the lake, the pool, the ocean... and I'm in.

I was ran over by a boat while sking on Lake Bowen in 1992.

I have a fetish for speed that I am afraid to explore.

I like country music, country bars and rednecks.

I like rough sex.

Money and success does nothing for me. As long as I'm not in a rickety old trailer and can afford to eat well, stay warm in the winter and cool in the summer, I'm content.

Younger men have begun to turn my head!

My father is my best friend.

I weighed almost 300 pounds, had acne, wore glasses and was a band nerd when I finished high school.

I was nominated for 'most shy' as a senior during 'Senior Superlatives.'

I'm a nurse and was actually shocked I passed my state boards on the first attempt. I was the youngest in my class and we all went out and got drunk the night before boards; due to the hangover and lack of sleep, I crashed during the last half of the test.

I learned to swim when my older brother threw me into the Catawba River after I accidently knocked his tackle box into the water.

I worked in a state mental hospital for 11 years and now have no doubt that that the devil does posess some people.

I have thrown up on 2 patients in 18 years.

I have been thrown up on well over 20 times in 18 years.

[voyergirl]

drama queen........just had to make it sadder didn't ya.

[KrackMonkey]

I learned to swim when my older brother threw me into the Catawba River after I accidently knocked his tackle box into the water.
Awesome.

[mathmajors]

My wife and I have now been with each other for half our lives - we started dating when we were 17.

Our dog is 10 years old - 5 years older than our oldest child.

I was 9 hours away from graduating with an education degree before my parents agreed to send me to school for one more year to get a mathematics degree. Thank you Mom and Dad.

I played piano before I decided soccer was more important. I played soccer before I decided marching band was more important. I was in a marching band in high school and college and haven't played a trumpet since graduating from NCSU 11 years ago. I still got the Strad in the upstairs closet, though.

I am an Ordained Baptist Deacon. So is my wife. She acts more like it. I fair well in reality but poorly on TBR.

My mother died about this time 2 years ago. I see glimpses of her in other women just about every day, and rarely a song do I hear that I don't think of her, still my biggest musical influence.

[voyergirl]

My wife and I have now been with each other for half our lives - we started dating when we were 17.

Our dog is 10 years old - 5 years older than our oldest child.

I was 9 hours away from graduating with an education degree before my parents agreed to send me to school for one more year to get a mathematics degree. Thank you Mom and Dad.

I played piano before I decided soccer was more important. I played soccer before I decided marching band was more important. I was in a marching band in high school and college and haven't played a trumpet since graduating from NCSU 11 years ago. I still got the Strad in the upstairs closet, though.

I am an Ordained Baptist Deacon. So is my wife. She acts more like it. I fair well in reality but poorly on TBR.

My mother died about this time 2 years ago. I see glimpses of her in other women just about every day, and rarely a song do I hear that I don't think of her, still my biggest musical influence.

being together half your life - i have passed that. an oddly comforting feeling.


it does not seem two years since your mom passed away.......it is good to hear you still feel her positive influence around you.

[mathmajors]

it does not seem two years since your mom passed away.......it is good to hear you still feel her positive influence around you.
I kept thinking it was 3. I guess it's positive. It's kinda creepy nonetheless.

[voyergirl]

I kept thinking it was 3. I guess it's positive. It's kinda creepy nonetheless.
gram is the same way in my mind, sometimes i think she's still here. she was always with me yet when i think hard on it i can't seem to remember just what i felt when i was with her, i just sort of sense her presence.

[mathmajors]

gram is the same way in my mind, sometimes i think she's still here. she was always with me yet when i think hard on it i can't seem to remember just what i felt when i was with her, i just sort of sense her presence.
I don't feel that, but I haven't been to any of her favorite places lately either.

[voyergirl]

I don't feel that, but I haven't been to any of her favorite places lately either.
change of subject now..........please.



discourse on myself,

i get off track easily.


green is my favorite color.


i used to like dogs but having three is slowly turning me into a cat person.


i will pick up the 3rd police report from the accident on the 11th of this month tomorrow. i am VERY pissed about this.

blah blah

[SilverSurfer]

:banana:

[TimTam]

I really like pulling the perforated edges off dot matrix printer paper, juggling pecans at the grocery store, the smell of tobacco flower,

I really dislike the term "grow wealth" (or any conjugations of that), those ribbons people have on the back of their car, tribal arm band tattoos

I enjoy lying to people I dont know...waiters, hotel clerks, gas station attendants...whatever, sometimes I make alternate lives and talk to them for hours.

I heard a recording of my voice when I was 8 and have been obsessed with developing different accents since then.

When I was 14 I sat beside Shabba Ranks (reggae musician) on a flight from Tampa to NY and actually knew who he was.

I can be too empathetic so I usually overcompensate by being really mean to lots of people.

I think I, like Big Mark, have social anxiety disorder. I think that I want to have some sort of mental problem....like a mental hypochondriac or something.

I flipped my car when i was a junior in HS and since then I have been completely been unable to handle stress involving my car or danger.

In HS I was voted "Most Changed Since Middle School" and "Most Likely to Appear on a Talk Show" for senior superlatives

I am my worst enemy.

[Derbygal]

I really dislike...those ribbons people have on the back of their carI have two on the back of my car - ya want one? :xyzthumbs

[gridfaniker]

I have a flaw in my digestive system that puts all the food I've eaten back into its original "unchewed" condition. Thus, I will not eat Doritos.

I've eaten halluginogenic mushrooms for medicinal purposes.

I've vomited on people in bars twice.

I can't for the life of me imagine anyone putting on a sock, then a shoe, then the other sock, then the other shoe.

I once fashioned a condom out of a ziploc bag and a rubber band.

If the opportunity presents itself, I will not hesitiate to fart loudly while standing in a crowded grocery store checkout line.

I had a wet daydream while driving to work this morning.

[SilverSurfer]

I can't for the life of me imagine anyone putting on a sock, then a shoe, then the other sock, then the other shoe.

.

Michael "the meathead" Stivic did it regularly. Him and Archie got in an argument about it.

[articulatekitten]

Michael "the meathead" Stivic did it regularly. Him and Archie got in an argument about it.

I remember that episode :D

[hasbeen99]

I love music but have absolutely zero musical ability. I cannot sing and clap at the same time, and my voice is so bad, if I want to sing to a song on the radio, I turn it up loud enough to drown out my own voice.

I've almost always been mature for my age. My grandmother used to say I was an old man at 14.

I've fought depression for one reason or another for most of my life.

Most of the people I have ever truly loved in my life have either been taken away from me or have abandoned me, except my wife and she almost died 8 years ago from a lupus attack.

I absolutely love the ocean. It's just about the only place in the world I feel truly and completely at peace.

I live 3 1/2 hour's drive from my favorite place in the world, but I only go once a year, if I'm lucky.

I very rarely feel relaxed, and the opportunities to relax seem to be getting fewer and farther in between.

Alcoholism alienated me from half my family, and my faith alienated me from the other half.

I'd leave my cushy government job in a heartbeat for a shot at full time ministry, even though there's no job security and it would pay significantly less.

I graduated high school with a 4.2 expanded GPA, but I did not take the SAT.

I have a total of 2 semesters of college experience -- a grand total of 14 units earned.

I work at a college, but I don't believe college is essential to a successful career. A conflict of interest, to say the least.

The concept of fatherhood scares me.

[twentybelow0]

I love milk, pizza, and squeeze cheese on Ritz crackers.
I want a boat even though I get seasick.
I love the beach.
I prefer Chevy over Ford. (I currently own a Nissan, a Mazda, and a Toyota.:))
I like driving with all the windows open and the stereo cranked.
I'd like to fly a plane.
That's all I can think of right now.:)

[muff_spelunker]

I graduated high school with a 4.2 expanded GPA...

Look at the big brain on HB!

So, you have no contact with ANY of your family? I think we need to talk.

[PantherFanz]

When I was born, a tumor began to grow on my head. It grew nearly half the size of my head by age 6 months and had to be removed. It was not cancer, it was my latent siamese twin (or perhaps Reb)

In 12 years of grade school, I attended 16 schools in 8 states and 2 countries thanks to Uncle Sam

I was the worst outfielder in the history of my little league. I then became the best linebacker on my football team. Baseball is for pussies

I went to college on a athletic scholarship and then lost my ride after injury and joined the USAF.

I served in Germany when the Berlin Wall fell. I went to Berlin and borrowed a bayonet from an East German soldier to get a piece of the wall for myself.

17 years ago I married my best friends ex-girlfriend and 2 months later he married my ex-girlfiend. We are both still married to our respective ex's

After 14 years of not being able to have a child my wife and I have a 2 1/2 year old son and another one on the way. No drugs, no artificial procedures. Just faith

I once got a piece of filet caught in my throat before a Panther game and went to the game anyways. I had to leave at halftime to go to the emergency room to have it removed, but then returned to the game late in the 3rd Q with the Panthers down by 23 points and half the stadium leaving when I came back

[hasbeen99]

So, you have no contact with ANY of your family? I think we need to talk.
I talk to them, and we're pleasant, but it's superficial at best. I don't trust my mother's side of the family because they're still judgmental, caustic alcoholics. My sister and Dad don't trust me because they're afraid I'll get "preachy" on them. (My sister told me she "couldn't handle it" if I became a minister.) I talk to my dad about once every couple of months. I talk to my mom about half that much. My sister and I email back and forth every couple of weeks, but mostly only email jokes.

I have a heck of a time buying cards. Ever try to buy a Mother's Day card that wasn't mushy?

[QueenCityHillbilly]

I once got a piece of filet caught in my throat before a Panther game and went to the game anyways. I had to leave at halftime to go to the emergency room to have it removed, but then returned to the game late in the 3rd Q with the Panthers down by 23 points and half the stadium leaving when I came back :applause:

[LarryD]

it reminds me of this thread (http://www.thisboardrocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473&highlight=skirt)

[Village Idiot]

After 14 years of not being able to have a child my wife and I have a 2 1/2 year old son and another one on the way. No drugs, no artificial procedures. Just faith that'll work :xyzthumbs

[WilliamJ]

i only read portions of this thread

i am very tired

i am not posting much on here cause myt time is limited

photoguy....wow....nuff said.

you people are cool and all but.....

i really don't have a 17 inch penis.

i'll put yer eye out with my nub if given a chance.

[Coops Greatest Fan]

After 14 years of not being able to have a child my wife and I have a 2 1/2 year old son and another one on the way. No drugs, no artificial procedures. Just faith

Congratulations!!!

[Coops Greatest Fan]

I have a heck of a time buying cards. Ever try to buy a Mother's Day card that wasn't mushy?

Father's Day cards are just as hard to buy for when you can't do the "Thank you for all the help you gave me while growing up" stuff......

[PhotoGuy]

photoguy....wow....nuff said.
:(

[chris]

I love hookers and cocaine.

[QueenCityHillbilly]

it reminds me of this thread (http://www.thisboardrocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473&highlight=skirt)skirt :rofl:

[Derbygal]

it reminds me of this thread (http://www.thisboardrocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=473&highlight=skirt)LOL...at the risk of sounding "big headed" (gulp), this thread could very well be HOF material Larry - whatcha think?

[Bunky]

i'll put yer eye out with my nub if given a chance.:xyzthumbs

[QueenCityHillbilly]

Congrats WilliamJ!!!!!! :applause:

[WilliamJ]

:xyzthumbs
you shook 'the can hand'.

[Bunky]

it's not often i'm compelled to reward the coveted pbr award. the ol' "knub ya in the eye" will get it everytime. :banana:

[LarryD]

skirt :rofl:


no shit -- that's the one thign i recall from posting that two and a half years ago. that's what i used in the search...

fucker.

[voyergirl]

no shit -- that's the one thign i recall from posting that two and a half years ago. that's what i used in the search...

fucker.
search for hairbrush now

[QueenCityHillbilly]

fucker.I know, I saw it highlighted in "search me" red and thought it was funny. :rofl:

[articulatekitten]

I've fought depression for one reason or another for most of my life.

Me too. It's a real bitch sometimes. I have occasional manic phases too, & I enjoy the hell out of them . . . until they get out of control & get me in trouble. I've been extremely fortunate for the past 6-10 years to have good docs & good meds. Doesn't eliminate the problems, but makes them a LOT more manageable.

Most of the people I have ever truly loved in my life have either been taken away from me or have abandoned me, except my wife and she almost died 8 years ago from a lupus attack.

I'm truly sorry for your losses. I can empathize to some extent. I also sense that these things have helped produce the great compassion I perceive in you.

Alcoholism alienated me from half my family, and my faith alienated me from the other half.

I'm intimately familiar with family alienation. Sadly, I think a LOT of people are. I think the hardest aspect of dealing with it is understanding that fine line between what you may or may not be able to affect/control. I've witnessed miracles though--in my own life & in others'. I hope you will, too :)

I work at a college, but I don't believe college is essential to a successful career. A conflict of interest, to say the least.

Not necessarily :) My uncle always said, "You don't go to college to learn to make a living. You go to college to learn to make a life." And I add, You can do that with lots of on-the-job-training, too :D

The concept of fatherhood scares me.

The concept of parenthood scares any intelligent sane person :D I wish I hadn't been quite so paranoid when my daughter was young, but she seems to have survived that--& all my other gross errors--just fine :) I think you & Hockeygirl will make excellent parents.

[McFly41]

My first car was a '72 Ford Grand Torino, I tried to find it a few years ago...to no avail.

I desperately want a '69 Chevy C10 4x4 shortbox.

I was a 5 sport athlete in HS and played Football for a year in college.

I drank my way out of college in year one, then went to Community College for 7 years. I have enough credits to be a second semester senior in almost any university in the US.

Always wanted to be an ESPN Sports Center talent.

Although my playing days are obviously over at 35 years old, I desperately long to get back involved with football in some way, shape or form. Other than arguing with Mags. :laugh1:

I like my job, hate my shift. If I was on days that would be reversed.

I want to start my own Lawn Care/Landscape business/charity for the elderly.

I shoot Mt. Dew into my veins, well I could...I am an addict!

I have a son that will be 18 in March, haven't seen him since he was 3. I was 16 when he was born and didn't know about him til I was 19.

I am extremely hard on my sisters, because no one else will be.

I was molested by an older cousin as a child.

I am the only Male on my mothers side of the family to ever get a college degree (A.A.) and only the second on my fathers side.

I have a cousin who is a Catholic priest who doesn't molest children.

I can count my true friends on one hand. However, have endless people I would consider friends none the less.

I lived for 5 years w/o electricity or running water as a child (many of you already know this). And NO I WASN'T AMISH! :xyzthumbs

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. :banana:

[plutosgirl]

Interesting stuff here, thanks Silver and all who participated...


I have a niece who is 3 years older than me and I usually call her my sister rather than explain it, we are very close. She has wasted her last 10 years worrying about getting old and she is drop dead gorgeous, her obsession tires me.

I secretly witnessed a drug drop from an airplane the size of 3 hay bails when I was 19.

I didn't see the ocean until I was 17.

I'm at home with my hippy freak friends, but I'm not one. Same with my artist friends, same with my white collar republican friends, same with my poor wandering friends.

I made an A in a graduate class shortly after the instructor announced he had never and would never reward an A to anyone.

There isn't one person on TBR that I dislike, envy or wish any harm.

I have had 3 dreams that have come true, verbatim- exactly as in my dream.
I've had several that varied but the outcome was the same.

I never bought into the Santa Claus thing, but never admitted it- just in case.

My daily hope for my daughter is that I am able to supply her with the morals and skills she needs for life, yet allow her to be who she wants to be, and love and support her for it even if I disagree.

[muff_spelunker]

There isn't one person on TBR that I dislike, envy or wish any harm.

ban plu

[gridfaniker]

I have had 3 dreams that have come true, verbatim- exactly as in my dream.

I had one of those three dreams and I was in it too. It was the one with the well-hung centaur, the shoehorn-toting she-male midget, and the frozen muskellunge. You didn't see me, but I was watching from a second-story window in the abandoned grist mill. You're quite the screamer.

[DaveW]

ban plu


a-men! There are some that I wish would leave and never be heard from again....shrapnel

[PantherPaul]

My turn

I have a fear of heights that is a pain due to my profession
I can not sleep in a sleeping bag due to a little claustraphobia
My dad died in prison when I was 6 years old. I barely knew him and feel virtually nothing about his death
I weigh 25 lbs more now than I did when I graduated high school. Of course it's a little less proportional now
I have been faithful to one woman for 23 years which is more than half my life
I have a deep seeded desire to make people like me probably due to deep seeded insecurities
I am not very ambitious but extremely competitive, go figure
I once ate an entire large box of Capt Crunch with crunch berries in one sitting. Yes drugs were involved
I once pissed on a dairy case (butter, cheese etc)

[Shrapnel]

a-men! There are some that I wish would leave and never be heard from again....shrapnel
:guitar:

[articulatekitten]

ROGRIDFLCENTAURMAO :rofl:

[HulkaManiaRunninWild]

My dad died in prison when I was 6 years old. I barely knew him and feel virtually nothing about his death

[/list]
That sucks! My Dad died two years ago. I knew very little about him as well. We often went up to 4 years without talking.

I've had less than ten contacts with my mother since I was 9 years old.


I'll bet that in spite of not having your father around as a child you are more than likely a good Dad. It's ironic how children without a parent(s) end up being good parents themselves.

[KrackMonkey]

ROGRIDFLCENTAURMAO :rofl:
ow. my head.

[CFBall]

I'll bet that in spite of not having your father around as a child you are more than likely a good Dad. It's ironic how children without a parent(s) end up being good parents themselves.

indeed it is ...........

parents split at age 10 but have great relationship with each since day one and each have since remarried.

Parenting is the best, the most challenging and rewarding job on the planet!

[Foxman]

I was kidnapped at age 3 by my father, after they were divorced and my Grandmother jumped on the hood of the car to try to stop him. A great uncle of mine got me back at gun point.

I have only met my dad once since then, and he has never met my youngest son.

I grew up extremely poor.

I spend way WAY too much money on myself.

I am an only child.

My biggest fears are dying of cancer with very little notice, death by fire or drowning.

I have weighed as much as 350lbs and am now around 269.

I am married and have 2 boys.

[Shrapnel]

I enjoy stuffing menthol shaving cream up a cat's ass for entertainment.

I like purple jelly and ant farms.

I think yams are for sissies.

I have picked my nose till it bled countless times.

I look like I have caught a cannon ball with my forehead, but I really haven't.

I lay awake at night, worrying that Lainey is just stringing me along.

[WilliamJ]

I enjoy stuffing menthol shaving cream up a cat's ass for entertainment.

I like purple jelly and ant farms.

I think yams are for sissies.

I have picked my nose till it bled countless times.

I look like I have caught a cannon ball with my forehead, but I really haven't.

I lay awake at night, worrying that Lainey is just stringing me along.
you are a dullard. you need a good nub in yer eye.

[Shrapnel]

you are a dullard. you need a good nub in yer eye.
I can't argue with that, but what's a dullard?

[DaveW]

I think people who go the dentist are pussies. If you cant do your dental work then you arent half the man you think you are. there I said it...I feel better.

[chipshot]

I secretly witnessed a drug drop from an airplane the size of 3 hay bails when I was 19.
I smoked pot that was recovered from a plane that crashed neer Blowing Rock and had been doused with fuel and set on fire in order to get rid of th evidence when I was 18. It tasted like shit and had a tendency to flame up a little or a lot.

[Rumpeltiltspin]

I was born almost three months early in 1961, in Raleigh, and weighed 4 lbs 5 oz.

I am 50% Cherokee Injun. I look like an ordinary very tan white dude.

I jumped from a high dive and swam the length of a 25 meter pool on my third birthday in Dallas.

I had things done to me that should never happen to a kid, and I'd kill anyone who did them to Bradley or Davis, my two sons.

From ages 9-18 I was on a swim and diving team, and set three state records in Richmond, VA.

I've lived all over the US from birth to 21 because of my dad's job.

I've had sex with way too many women, and not all of them were beautiful. I'm lucky I'm clean, very. I've had sex with two beautiful blondes at the same time more than once. It was never as good as my dreams.

I was the second of only two people from my family who graduated from college, my dad was the first (NC State).

I was 5 feet 0 inches tall (and weighed 102 lbs) when I graduated High School in 1980. In 1982 when I enrolled in college, I was 5 feet 8 and 21 yrs old (145 lbs), and played rugby for four years. I majored in Geology.

I'm still 5-8, 145 lbs.

I've been married to the mother of my boys for almost 19 years. We dated for 4 before we were married. Neither of us has been totally faithful. We have been honest with each other.

I've experimented with all kinds of drugs in my youth. I haven't for more than a decade and a half.

I like natural light. 3 a day.

Peanut butter and raisin sammiches are the best.

I grew up in nice populated suburbs. I've lived on a farm in the country for the last 20 years.

I build ultralite airplanes and fly them.

I like to fish and hunt with my sons, and spend most weekends I don't play on my 30 foot 'yacht', moored year-round at the Southport Marina, NC.
Come see me on "Takin' Time", and I'll share a beer or twelve.

I've played, and still do, music professionally for 20 years on weekends. Mostly '70s rock/newer country in a band called Hobo Junction. We've opened for numerous national acts, young and old, rock and roll and country. Jerry Lee Lewis was the biggest ass of them all, and Artimus Pile from Lynyrd skynyrd was the coolest.

I work only to live and pay my bills and buy stuff. I don't live to work or care about success. Living my life without significant dept is a success.

I would not do what I do for free.

I appraise large commercial properties all over the country for a living. Writting reports all day ain't real fun, but it's a living.

I am not a crackpot.

I am not a republican.

I do not like racists.

I don't mind gays.

I believe fully in personal responsibilities.

I believe in helping those who CAN'T help themselves.

I coach kids football, and am an assistant scoutmaster in my local Boy Scout troop.

I went to church all my life, but have never felt Jesus. I must be doing something wrong.

[crazydave]

I try as hard as I can to NOT work but when I do work I do my best

I like the smell of my own farts

I don’t drink quite as often as most of my friends do but when I do, I drink way too much

I have very little self control

I spend way too much money on shit I don’t need

People that work at Circuit City, Frugal McDogals and O’Charleys know me by my first and last name

I like porn

I have a lot of friends but very few I could really count on

I don’t go to the dentist as often as I should

I only go to the doctor when something is broken or punctured

I see my mom maybe 6 times a year and she only lives 6 miles away

I actually do have black friends. They may not be my best friends but I do consider them friends

I’ve had 2 Twosomes and a foursome

The most women I’ve been with in one day is 4

[Playa]

I actually do have black friends. They may not be my best friends but I do consider them friends

Right back at ya pal :xyzthumbs
I’ve had 2 Twosomes and a foursome
I've never been intimate with a girl

[plutosgirl]

had a tendency to flame up a little or a lot. :D

[voyergirl]

i love this thread

[Miss Doc]

[QUOTE=SilverSurfer]Tell us things about yourself we don't already know. Doesn't have to be earth shattering, just something you like to do or a habit you have nobody knows about. I'll start:

I really really hate this icon ....... :xyzthumbs

[voyergirl]

i sneezed once and shattered a molar - 3 months later they pulled the one on the other side. both of the roots were into my nasal cavity. when i sneezed it was enough pressure that it cracked in 4 pieces. i have a very small mouth inside and have never had enough room for all of my teeth.


any of you ever try to keep your eyes open during a sneeze?

i wouldn't try it........