No heat......

[Daisey]

In my house...there is a guy under my house right now...he says the motor is broken to my fan....how much should this cost?? (before he throws a figure at me.. :laugh1:)


Just curious...You know how men like to take advantage of the women....

[crazydave]

In my house...there is a guy under my house right now...he says the motor is broken to my fan....how much should this cost?? (before he throws a figure at me.. :laugh1:


Just curious...You know how men like to take advantage of the women....Lock him under there until he does it for free. Or you can come to my house. Plenty of heat there.http://thisboardrocks.com/forum/images/smilies/getaroom.gif

[CFBall]

shaft and fan broken??

[Trace]

In my house...there is a guy under my house right now...he says the motor is broken to my fan....how much should this cost?? (before he throws a figure at me.. :laugh1:)


Just curious...You know how men like to take advantage of the women....
$1,000,000 and a blow job.

[Daisey]

shaft and fan broken??


He said just the fan and he is gonna "clean it up" a bit

[Southern_Yankee]

This guy seems to be pretty handy....

http://www.thisboardrocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78617

:huh:

[vpkozel]

You know how men like to take advantage of the women....

That ought to solve your need for heat for at least a little while....

[CFBall]

He said just the fan and he is gonna "clean it up" a bit

you should be okay if thats it!!

tip him if its not too much trouble

:D

[The_professor]

cold night
hot light
be my heater be my lover
and we could do it to each other
yeah we could do it to each other
well like a sister and a brother

[Daisey]

$1,000,000 and a blow job.

Um...this guy is like 95..I swear...I keep going down to check on him.

[vpkozel]

I keep going down to check on him.

Not the best choice of words ever.

[voyergirl]

Um...this guy is like 95..I swear...I keep going down to check on him.
wait until he's finished fixing the heater fan then.

the company will not charge you if he dies in your house just make sure you wipe your lips and pull his pants back up.

[The_professor]

I swear...I keep going down to check on him.


Grunt.


.

[voyergirl]

Um...this guy is like 95..I swear...
did vor get a job?

[Daisey]

Not the best choice of words ever.



:bird1:

Although I did laugh out loud....you are right.

[vpkozel]

:bird1:

Although I did laugh out loud....you are right.

Can I come fix your heat next?

[Daisey]

wait until he's finished fixing the heater fan then.

the company will not charge you if he dies in your house just make sure you wipe your lips and pull his pants back up.


He just does this part time..he's VERY retired....that's why I keep checking on him.

[kshead]

Can I come fix your heat next?

Your dumbass would probably take the $1000.

[y2b]

you could have called me

[Daisey]

This guy seems to be pretty handy....

http://www.thisboardrocks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=78617

:huh:


He can't do this ....He did upgrade my computer yesterday though..... :mushy:

[crazydave]

Your dumbass would probably take the $1000.I would. Have you met Daisey?

[crazydave]

He can't do this ....He did upgrade my computer yesterday though..... :mushy:Is that what they're calling it now?

[chipshot]

Your dumbass would probably take the $1000.

$1000 can get you alot of BJs and a pancake dinner.

[voyergirl]

He just does this part time..he's VERY retired....that's why I keep checking on him.

i love old people, not love love but they are cool. davew is half that guys age and wouldn't go out of his way to help anyone. something about old people and work ethics are cool to me.

[kshead]

$1000 can get you alot of BJs and a pancake dinner.

I'm getting ripped off at home then I think. I never get fucking pancakes.

[voyergirl]

I'm getting ripped off at home then I think. I never get fucking pancakes.
you must not be taking it deep enought.

[gridfaniker]

davew is half that guys age and wouldn't go out of his way to help anyone.


good job Dave. selfish prick. :teeth:

[crazydave]

I'm getting ripped off at home then I think. I never get fucking pancakes.I never got my $1000 http://thisboardrocks.com/forum/images/smilies/thinking.gif

[vpkozel]

I'm getting ripped off at home then I think. I never get fucking pancakes.

Then you must give shitty blowjobs.

[kshead]

Then you must give shitty blowjobs.

You are slipping. See VG and crazydave above.

And fuck y'all.

[vpkozel]

You are slipping. See VG above.


I know. :anon:

[voyergirl]

And I'll fuck y'all for that $1000.
bless your little heart

[Daisey]

He brought this handy little tool in that measures the room air...My house is 49 degrees... :cold:

[Patti]

Come on guys. No one here has given Daisey an answer to her question. Not even a ball park figure?

[chipshot]

He brought this handy little tool in that measures the room air...My house is 49 degrees... :cold:


He has one of those newfangled thermometers they speak of on the talking box?

[Daisey]

He has one of those newfangled thermometers they speak of on the talking box?

Yeah..and it had a little red light that detects heat too..

[Trace]

Probably, depending on parts costs, $125.:huh:

[Patti]

He brought this handy little tool in that measures the room air...My house is 49 degrees... :cold:
I know he's old an all but did you say " No shit Sherlock, it's cold in here! "

[Shrapnel]

I say $126, Bob.

[Daisey]

Come on guys. No one here has given Daisey an answer to her question. Not even a ball park figure?


Thanks Patti...I really need to know before he finishes up....


so I can say..."but my "surrogate husbands" on the internet said...."

[voyergirl]

so I can say..."but my "surrogate husbands" on the internet said...."

this being tbr - yikes

[SilverSurfer]

What are you doing at home already - you take the day off?

[chipshot]

I would say 200 - 300 if the fan needs to be replaced.

[gridfaniker]

He brought this handy little tool

yes, you mentioned that already.

[Patti]

yes, you mentioned that already.
Hey he's 95, I'm impressed. He needs these odd jobs to support his viagra habit.

[Daisey]

Hey he's 95, I'm impressed. He needs these odd jobs to support his viagra habit.

He's a bit hard of hearing too...

[Daisey]

What are you doing at home already - you take the day off?


I told her I had to leave to get my heat fixed....I have been here since about 3:45....

[Shrapnel]

Are your high beams on?

[slydevl]

He's a bit hard of hearing too...
Its hard to hear with a thigh covering each ear :xyzthumbs

[Shrapnel]

Its hard to hear with a thigh covering each ear :xyzthumbs

[DaveW] WHAT!! [DaveW]

[Daisey]

Its hard to hear with a thigh covering each ear :xyzthumbs


ewwww... :nono:

[Daisey]

Are your high beams on?

Very much so...

[The_professor]

Very much so...
,

[vpkozel]

Very much so...

Grunt.

[Daisey]

ok..he came out from under the house and he is out of breath...he is sitting in his van and shaking....I called his daughter (per his request) and she told me that he has had 3 heart attacks and the doctors told him to stop working but he won't....ok....seriously....I am a bit worried now.

[The_professor]

1) does the heat work?

2) turn your beams back on...

[crazydave]

ok..he came out from under the house and he is out of breath...he is sitting in his van and shaking....I called his daughter (per his request) and she told me that he has had 3 heart attacks and the doctors told him to stop working but he won't....ok....seriously....I am a bit worried now.I guess a ride on the Daisey tilt-a-whirl is outta the question then?

[CFBall]

150 bucks and kiss on the cheek should do it

daughter's whoopin your ass though!

[plutosgirl]

He's a bit hard of hearing too...

Maybe he's hard of seeing too, when you write the check. :xyzthumbs


That was hateful.

[Daisey]

1) does the heat work?

2) turn your beams back on...

1) no
2) they never went off...

[CFBall]

Maybe he's hard of seeing too, when you write the check. :xyzthumbs


That was hateful.

but smart

[The_professor]

is it still alive?

[Daisey]

is it still alive?


Yeah..I saw movement in the van a second ago...

[Daisey]

Maybe he's hard of seeing too, when you write the check. :xyzthumbs


That was hateful.


:laugh1:

[crazydave]

Yeah..I saw movement in the van a second ago...Is it one of those vans with the heart shaped window on the back and a waterbed? Does he have candy?

[Daisey]

Is it one of those vans with the heart sheped window on the back and a waterbed? Does he have candy?


dave.....this is a sweet old man...I think he may be knocking on death's door though...I just hope he doesn't do it on MY property.....


I think I'll turn on the oven and stand in front of it :xyzthumbs

[plutosgirl]

Is the heat fixed or did I miss it? I'll freeze to death until I know you have heat. Yes, I need meds, I'm shivering thinking about it.

On a side note, I went to buy one of those mattress warmers today and I couldn't find one :teeth: I'll have to order it. :teeth: :teeth: It will be warm by then. :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

[Daisey]

Is the heat fixed or did I miss it? I'll freeze to death until I know you have heat. Yes, I need meds, I'm shivering thinking about it.

On a side note, I went to buy one of those mattress warmers today and I couldn't find one :teeth: I'll have to order it. :teeth: :teeth: It will be warm by then. :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

No baby...no heat....my ass is COLD!!!!!!! At least it's Tuesday and my daughter goes to her dad's house tonight.

[plutosgirl]

No baby...no heat....my ass is COLD!!!!!!! At least it's Tuesday and my daughter goes to her dad's house tonight.

Well you're gonna have to go somewhere, you can't stay there- I'll freeze to death. Do you have a fireplace? Wood? An electric mattress cover? Any animals you could borrow? Ie... a three dog night? Can you go to a hotel?
Do you have relatives around? Do you have any of those little furry hand muffs with batteries? What's the plan? I'm fading fast.

[slydevl]

Well you're gonna have to go somewhere, you can't stay there- I'll freeze to death. Do you have a fireplace? Wood? An electric mattress cover? Any animals you could borrow? Ie... a three dog night? Can you go to a hotel?
Do you have relatives around? Do you have any of those little furry hand muffs with batteries? What's the plan? I'm fading fast.
There's a lot of homeless people that are cold tonight too Plu :xyzthumbs

[crazydave]

There's a lot of homeless people that are cold tonight too Plu :xyzthumbsAnd spiders.

[Daisey]

Well you're gonna have to go somewhere, you can't stay there- I'll freeze to death. Do you have a fireplace? Wood? An electric mattress cover? Any animals you could borrow? Ie... a three dog night? Can you go to a hotel?
Do you have relatives around? Do you have any of those little furry hand muffs with batteries? What's the plan? I'm fading fast.


I do have a fireplace but it's woodburning and I have NEVER used it...so that's out..No electric mattress cover, no pets, I could go to a hotel I guess...My whole family lives in Charlotte..no furry little hand thingies (plenty of batteries though :banana: )

So basically....I don't have a plan as of yet..

[The_professor]

Well you're gonna have to go somewhere, you can't stay there- I'll freeze to death. Do you have a fireplace? Wood? An electric mattress cover? Any animals you could borrow? Ie... a three dog night? Can you go to a hotel?
Do you have relatives around? Do you have any of those little furry hand muffs with batteries? What's the plan? I'm fading fast.



if you're inviting people over i just took a hammer to my heaterthingy....

[Daisey]

There's a lot of homeless people that are cold tonight too Plu :xyzthumbs

Don't stress Plu out....she's worrying about ME right now... :mushy:

[crazydave]

I do have a fireplace but it's woodburning and I have NEVER used it...so that's out..No electric mattress cover, no pets, I could go to a hotel I guess...My whole family lives in Charlotte..no furry little hand thingies (plenty of batteries though :banana: )

So basically....I don't have a plan as of yet..I have wood. I'll come over.

[voyergirl]

..no furry little hand thingies


insert ape noises

[plutosgirl]

There's a lot of homeless people that are cold tonight too Plu :xyzthumbs
:mercy: :mercy: :mercy: :cold: :cold: :cold:

Yeah I know, and here I sit, not helping them. Thanks Sly, preesh :xyzthumbs
I never understood homeless people in the North or even as much North as here. When it starts getting warm, why don't they work themselves farther south, if they are without a home, what city does it matter where they are without one in?

[Daisey]

I have wood. I'll come over.


no pun intended, huh?? :laugh1:

[builder]

My old boss had that problem yesterday. $160 for just the part. Then labor which was about 3 hours. Not sure of the total figure. He wanted to know if I could fix it since he knew that I had fixed mine last week.

[plutosgirl]

I do have a fireplace but it's woodburning and I have NEVER used it...so that's out..No electric mattress cover, no pets, I could go to a hotel I guess...My whole family lives in Charlotte..no furry little hand thingies (plenty of batteries though :banana: )

So basically....I don't have a plan as of yet..

Well I would invite you to stay with me, but I'm sure if you get this far- you'll stay with someone else. But you can come and we'll pop some popcorn and you can babysit and watch Baby McDonald while I post on TBR. :laugh1:
I'll fix you some soup. :xyzthumbs

[Daisey]

Well I would invite you to stay with me, but I'm sure if you get this far- you'll stay with someone else. But you can come and we'll pop some popcorn and you can babysit and watch Baby McDonald while I post on TBR. :laugh1:
I'll fix you some soup. :xyzthumbs

Thanks.......If I didn't have to work tommorow I would be on my way to Charlotte...trust me. My fingers are actually hurting they are so cold...

[Daisey]

One of the daughters is here...waiting on the son-in-law now....

I just want some freakin' heat...damn.

[plutosgirl]

One of the daughters is here...waiting on the son-in-law now....

I just want some freakin' heat...damn.

Go fix some hot chocolate, coffee or tea and at least hold the mug in your hands.

[The_professor]

this always warms me up.....

[crazydave]

One of the daughters is here...waiting on the son-in-law now....

I just want some freakin' heat...damn.I offer to you..... My loins.

[Patti]

You might have to call, I forget their name, but their commercial is some black guy coming through the front door singing " You'll have warm heat, in your house, tooooniiiiiiiight!!!!"

[plutosgirl]

this always warms me up.....

Ice Cream or her?

[The_professor]

crazydave, im cold too.....

[plutosgirl]

You might have to call, I forget their name, but their commercial is some black guy coming through the front door singing " You'll have warm heat, in your house, toooonight!!!!"

Morris Jenkins? Lois Jenkins? Maurice Jenkins? Loyle Jenkins? Something like that. :laugh1:

[The_professor]

Ice Cream or her?


what ice cream?




















oh

[crazydave]

crazydave, im cold too.....You shal freeze. Sorry.

[Daisey]

this always warms me up.....

Does she have a VERY fat neck or is that her arm?? :huh:

[reb]

If you don't get any heat you better drain your pipes or you'll have the plumber over next.

[The_professor]

Does she have a VERY fat neck or is that her arm?? :huh:


:huh:

[Daisey]

I offer to you..... My loins.

Can I throw them on the grill?? :banana:

[crazydave]

Can I throw them on the grill?? :banana:If that's what you're calling it, sure.

[Daisey]

If you don't get any heat you better drain your pipes or you'll have the plumber over next.

Can't I just leave it dripping?

[Daisey]

If that's what you're calling it, sure.

You are SUCH a perv... :banana:

[crazydave]

Can't I just leave it dripping?Oh god!

[python]

What the hell happened to her forehead?

[Daisey]

What the hell happened to her forehead?


Her face got too fat for it

[reb]

Can't I just leave it dripping?

It's up to you. Turn the hot water heater off. Get up several times during the night and run the water in all the spigots good plus let them dribble a bit. Flush the toilets too.

[plutosgirl]

What the hell happened to her forehead?

That's a sixhead.

[Patti]

Oh god!
You ain't going to be worth spit once you get to her house. You're already pumping yourself dry.

[Daisey]

That's a sixhead.

maybe an eighthead :rofl:

[crazydave]

It's up to you. Turn the hot water heater off. Get up several times during the night and run the water in all the spigots good plus let them dribble a bit. Flush the toilets too.Yup. Or just turn off the main and let it run all out. THEY WILL FREEZE.

[crazydave]

You ain't going to be worth spit once you get to her house. You're already pumping yourself dry.I don't want my pipes to freeze either.

[plutosgirl]

maybe an eighthead :rofl:

Good Lord I'm hateful tonight.

Lord I apologize. :(

[Patti]

It's up to you. Turn the hot water heater off. Get up several times during the night and run the water in all the spigots good plus let them dribble a bit. Flush the toilets too.
I don't figure she's gonna stay there all night without heat. Best to drain 'em Daisey.

[y2b]

If you don't get any heat you better drain your pipes or you'll have the plumber over next.


and after the plumber is done you'll need a couple of drywall guys

[crazydave]

and after the plumber is done you'll need a couple of drywall guysAnd since you're not on a slab, you'll need carpenters.

[Daisey]

Yup. Or just turn off the main and let it run all out. THEY WILL FREEZE.

The son in law is here now....hopefully I will have heat soon...I am gonna crank that bitch up when I do..

[reb]

I don't figure she's gonna stay there all night without heat. Best to drain 'em Daisey.


Turn off the water heater. I repeat, turn off the water heater. THEN open the lowest drain, it's usually an outside spigot. Then open all the taps. Flush the toilets and then you MUST get some anti freeze and pour in all the traps and into the toilet and the tank.

ps: do not turn the water heater back on until all the water is back to normal. If you turn it on and it starts to roar turn it off immediately, you are burning up the elements.

[y2b]

you know you can go to Home Depot and buy some heaters...you got 30 days to return them...

here's a nice one
http://www.homedepot.com/prel80/HDUS/EN_US/diy_main/pg_diy.jsp?CNTTYPE=PROD_META&CNTKEY=misc%2fsearchResults.jsp&BV_SessionID=@@@@1661624961.1106090142@@@@&BV_EngineID=ccdcadddjdhelflcgelceffdfgidgki.0&MID=9876

[Daisey]

And since you're not on a slab, you'll need carpenters.


:worried:

[plutosgirl]

Turn off the water heater. I repeat, turn off the water heater. THEN open the lowest drain, it's usually an outside spigot. Then open all the taps. Flush the toilets and then you MUST get some anti freeze and pour in all the traps and into the toilet and the tank.

Hell if Daisey is like me, she'll just take her chances rather than do all that shit. :rofl:

[Daisey]

Turn off the water heater. I repeat, turn off the water heater. THEN open the lowest drain, it's usually an outside spigot. Then open all the taps. Flush the toilets and then you MUST get some anti freeze and pour in all the traps and into the toilet and the tank.


Damn I need a man...

[canesin4]

Damn I need a man...I give you 12 inches of man baby:drool:

[Daisey]

Hell if Daisey is like me, she'll just take her chances rather than do all that shit. :rofl:

You got that shit right..It's worth every penny for someone else to crawl under the house...

[crazydave]

Damn I need a man...Batteries aren't much help now are they.

[y2b]

that link sucked

Internet/Catalog # 166823

[crazydave]

I give you 12 inches of man baby:drool:She wouldn't let you fuck her once, much less 4 times.

[plutosgirl]

I give you 12 inches of man baby:drool:

You still have your Ken doll tucked away somewhere? :rofl:

[Daisey]

Batteries aren't much help now are they.


Maybe I need to go see...... :mushy:


That does get me kinda hot.. :laugh1:

[reb]

Damn I need a man...


well you better get one PDQ

[Daisey]

well you better get one PDQ

They are under the house.... :fingers are crossed:

[Patti]

They are under the house.... :fingers are crossed:
Grandpa back under there too?

[crazydave]

They are under the house.... :fingers are crossed:Go to the vent and make moaning sounds.

[reb]

Hell if Daisey is like me, she'll just take her chances rather than do all that shit. :rofl:


There aint no "chances" when it's this cold.

[Daisey]

Grandpa back under there too?

Yep..

[Patti]

Yep..
Did the son in law bring parts with him?

[Daisey]

Did the son in law bring parts with him?


He already had the parts fixed, he just didn't have the strength to put it back in

[canesin4]

He already had the parts fixed, he just didn't have the strength to put it back inI could plug your hole baby:drool:

[slydevl]

He already had the parts fixed, he just didn't have the strength to put it back in
We still talking about that heater :thinking:

[Daisey]

We still talking about that heater :thinking:


Yes we are SuperPerv.. :laugh1:

[magnus]

Morris Jenkins? Lois Jenkins? Maurice Jenkins? Loyle Jenkins? Something like that. :laugh1:
they sang "shining star" right?

[Daisey]

If he charges by the hour I am fucked..he has sat in my driveway most of the time

[Patti]

If he charges by the hour I am fucked..he has sat in my driveway most of the time
That's the only thing about hiring kinda off the wall guys. They might take 3 or 4 times the amount of time doing something and expect to get paid for the their time, when someone else could have done it in less than hour.

[Daisey]

That's the only thing about hiring kinda off the wall guys. They might take 3 or 4 times the amount of time doing something and expect to get paid for the their time, when someone else could have done it in less than hour.

I don't think he will...or at least I hope not

[Daisey]

The fan is blowing!!!!!! :applause:

[Patti]

The fan is blowing!!!!!! :applause:
YEEEEE HAAAAAA!!!!

[voyergirl]

how cold is it there anyway?

[crazydave]

how cold is it there anyway?Stick a thermometer in that ratchety old crotch of yours and add about 14 degrees.

[The_professor]

how cold is it there anyway?


it's colder than a voyergirl titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

[payaso]

it's colder than a voyergirl titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow I think I'd like to see a few pictures of that.

[Patti]

how cold is it there anyway?It's 24 right now and going to get in the teens tonight. It might be a little bit colder where Daisey is though.

[crazydave]

I think I'd like to see a few pictures of that.Not if you enjoy being able to see.

[The_professor]

I think I'd like to see a few pictures of that.


i knew you FO people were sickos

[Daisey]

ok..might be a false alarm..it worked for a second..then quit...I am selling this damn house and moving home to Charlotte dammit!

[voyergirl]

Stick a thermometer in that ratchety old crotch of yours and add about 14 degrees.
i am a cold hearted bitch but my cunt is nice and warm elvis.

[voyergirl]

It's 24 right now and going to get in the teens tonight. It might be a little bit colder where Daisey is though.
it is 7* here

[voyergirl]

I think I'd like to see a few pictures of that.i have no nipples

[payaso]

i am a cold hearted bitch but my cunt is nice and warm elvis.You a lady talking like that?

[Patti]

You a lady talking like that?
You have a lot to learn. Welcome to TBR.

[voyergirl]

You a lady talking like that?
i am many things sir and you were warned about this place so close your mouth and hush that hard-on.

:kisser:

[Daisey]

"FO people"


what's that? :huh:

[Daisey]

He told me don't worry about the money...He just didn't want me to be cold...


So he charged me nothing and wouldn't take any money at all (Trust me..I tried)

[voyergirl]

what's that? :huh:
fuck offs?

[SilverSurfer]

Damn you shoulda called me. We coulda gone out for drinks and then got a room. I'm only 10 minutes from there. In fact, still can. :)

[voyergirl]

He told me don't worry about the money...He just didn't want me to be cold...


So he charged me nothing and wouldn't take any money at all (Trust me..I tried)
cool, i told ya i love old people :)

[The_professor]

what's that? :huh:



http://thisboardrocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1077773&postcount=16

[Daisey]

http://thisboardrocks.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1077773&postcount=16


That really doesn't tell me much....

[SilverSurfer]

I heard over at the FO you posters are perverted. I guess they not lie.

What the hell is FO?

[BigVito]

What the hell is FO?Fayettenam Online?

[Patti]

Fayettenam Online?
It might be. I think Derby went over there and stirred up some shit.

[Krush23]

Did they ever get the heat back on or not? :huh:

[Daisey]

Did they ever get the heat back on or not? :huh:



nope...it keeps coming and going..