Flatulence

[WilliamJ]

i am 100% serious. i think i have a problem, my body is a methane factory. No matter what I eat, 30 minutes later, gas. loud entertaining gas. Fortunately it is not fetid and foul. Is this a medical condition that is treatable? It can be painful if I have to hold it in. I have tried yogurt and not eating fast but to no availe.

[plutosgirl]

You need to see a gastro dude. How long does it last after you eat?

[plutosgirl]

Have you tried GasX?

[WilliamJ]

Have you tried GasX?
that might kill the entertainment value.

[WilliamJ]

You need to see a gastro dude. How long does it last after you eat?
30 minute to 2 hrs. it is comensurate(sp) to the amount and type of food i eat.

[plutosgirl]

You want the name of a gastro guy? I know a good one at Mercy but I need to look up the spelling of his name.

[WilliamJ]

You want the name of a gastro guy? I know a good one at Mercy but I need to look up the spelling of his name.
pm me.

[Science]

A guy we know had his asshole removed. That might help.

[Trace]

Bean-o

[Fred]

Have you tried GasX?
:agreed:


Does it do it even with fresh veggies or only with fried foods? Any patterns?

[WilliamJ]

:agreed:


Does it do it even with fresh veggies or only with fried foods? Any patterns?
everything water included.

[DaveW]

give your wife the dutch oven treatment on your honeymoon night. she love you long time.

[Fred]

everything water included.
if you start having abnormal bowel movement patters or any change in that department, you need to get your butt to a GI specialist like Plu said.

[WilliamJ]

give your wife the dutch oven treatment on your honeymoon night. she love you long time.
i do that now, fortunately the louder and longer the funnier to her.

[flyfisher]

acidopholus or something like that. Get it in the vitamin section at HT. It's the GOOD bacteria your system needs. It'll fix you up.

[muff_spelunker]

facts on farts (http://www.heptune.com/farts.html)