And damned proud of it!

[Fred]

Hi, My name is Fred and I'm a Lard Ass! I hopped on the scales this a.m. and I have hit 220 and I don't give a rats rear-end. Fuck it! The bf says that for 6'3" that's not bad, but I'm a gay man- I'm supposed to weight under 150! But I don't care. Call the Betty Crocker Clinic if you want to but I like peanut butter on my chocolate and I ain't giving it up. And if you don't like it, well you can kiss my big ole flabby butt! :bird6:

[cltbuilder]

Did Bear get Fred's password too? :confused:

[cltbuilder]

Oh...and Fred....Guess what. You now weigh more than me. And you're older than me. Guess that means...
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
Oh...and Fred....Guess what. You now weigh more than me. And you're older than me. Guess that means...
I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Correction my dear. Yes, I'm older than you are and yes, I may weigh more; but I am also taller, get more dick and make more money. Wanna play again?

[WilliamJ]

oooooo.......cat fight!!

[cltbuilder]

Originally posted by Fred
Correction my dear. Yes, I'm older than you are and yes, I may weigh more; but I am also taller, get more dick and make more money. Wanna play again?

Yeah, but with my age, looks, and personality, which you are lacking.....I can get a better man than you can be. :D

[TINKERBELL]

Im a gay man and i weigh under 150 ....i get no dick and i make barely any money ......someone shoot me please!

[cltbuilder]

That's what you always want Tink.

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
Yeah, but with my age, looks, and personality, which you are lacking.....I can get a better man than you can be. :D You'd better save up for a couple of years before you try.

[cltbuilder]

For what? Am I gonna have to support you when that girdle of your finally calls it quits?

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
For what? Am I gonna have to support you when that girdle of your finally calls it quits? I haven't left the house without lacquer on these thighs since I was 16.

[cltbuilder]

You wuz brought up right.

[Fred]

Originally posted by cltbuilder
You wuz brought up right. That's because I was brough up in the Right Carolina! :D

[cltbuilder]

Fred...all these years and you still don't realize that it's NORTH, not right.

[Inamorata]

Originally posted by Fred
Correction my dear. Yes, I'm older than you are and yes, I may weigh more; but I am also taller, get more dick and make more money. Wanna play again?



lol :roflmao:

[wolverine]

Now this thread is GAY !:D ;)

[Inamorata]

Originally posted by wolverine
Now this thread is GAY !:D ;)



:sarcastic lol Hee Hee

[NormanNiner]

220 and 6'3" is not bad. Don't sweat it.

[Lainey]

Originally posted by TINKERBELL
Im a gay man and i weigh under 150 ....i get no dick and i make barely any money ......someone shoot me please!

But you're so damn cute. Now, wipe that silly pout off that sweet little mouth...stand up straight...smooth your fairy wings and go out there and get you some pee-pee!:)

Edited by Lainey...

[cltbuilder]

Lainey.... :shakehead:

[gutter]

Lainey has said dick and it's not even 10 am.

[Lainey]

What?:confused:

[cltbuilder]

You shouldn't say words like dick. Putt's gonna have your titties on a platter.

[Lainey]

But you guys say it all the time. Why can't I? Well, I'll just edit it then...

[cltbuilder]

Putt runs a tight ship around here. You never know what might set him off. He knows all sorts of secrets and could have you back under 100 posts in no time flat. I just want you to be careful...Really, it's for your own good.

[Farmer]

Originally posted by Lainey


stand up straight...smooth your fairy wings ...





LOL - "smooth your fairy wings"...hahahhaa - I dunno' - it just struck me funny....