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What would cause severe inner-thigh bruising?
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Take a bath. Might clear it right up.
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Quote:
Wanking with a pine cone? Exploding ball sack?
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Got a little carried away with the Thighmaster?
BTW--what did you actually do to have severe inner thigh bruising, hmmmm?
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A well hung Swedish man named Sven after he's been out in the tundra for a few weeks.
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THAT'S IT!!!!!
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So you've used this before?
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getting a blowjob from Mr. Met?
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me
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Shrap, you been experimenting?
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you were raped by a large man.
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Now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day!
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Apparently you've been riding the Sybian again.
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That sucks!
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