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Old 11-19-09, 04:57 PM
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What would cause severe inner-thigh bruising?

All I've been able to come up with so far is, "I rode the bull at Gilly's" and she ain't gonna buy that.
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Old 11-19-09, 05:39 PM
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Take a bath. Might clear it right up.
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Old 11-19-09, 09:21 PM
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All I've been able to come up with so far is, "I rode the bull at Gilly's" and she ain't gonna buy that.
You fell over a three point plug?
Wanking with a pine cone?
Exploding ball sack?
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Old 11-19-09, 10:06 PM
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Old 11-19-09, 10:17 PM
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Got a little carried away with the Thighmaster?

BTW--what did you actually do to have severe inner thigh bruising, hmmmm?
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Old 11-19-09, 10:39 PM
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A well hung Swedish man named Sven after he's been out in the tundra for a few weeks.
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Old 11-20-09, 09:00 AM
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A well hung Swedish man named Sven after he's been out in the tundra for a few weeks.
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Old 11-20-09, 10:45 AM
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All I've been able to come up with so far is, "I rode the bull at Gilly's" and she ain't gonna buy that.
So you've used this before?
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Old 11-20-09, 12:18 PM
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What would cause severe inner-thigh bruising?
getting a blowjob from Mr. Met?
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Old 11-20-09, 02:34 PM
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Old 11-20-09, 02:53 PM
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Shrap, you been experimenting?
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you were raped by a large man.
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you were raped by a large man.
Now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day!
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Old 11-23-09, 05:22 PM
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What would cause severe inner-thigh bruising?
Apparently you've been riding the Sybian again.
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All I've been able to come up with so far is, "I rode the bull at Gilly's" and she ain't gonna buy that.
That sucks!
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