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Old 07-19-04, 11:45 AM
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Joint Venture Business opportunity

Looks like a pretty sweet deal......

FROM: BARRISTER PHILIPS AJAYI
LEGAL PRACTITIONER.
NIGERIA



COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON.

GRACE AND PEACE AND LOVE FROM THIS PART OF THE
ATLANTIC TO YOU. I HOPE MY LETTER DOES NOT CAUSEYOU
TOO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT AS I WRITE TO YOU IN GOOD
FAITH. BASED ON THE CONTACT ADDRESS GIVEN TO ME BY A
FRIEND WHO WORKS AT THE NIGERIAN EMBASSY IN YOUR
COUNTRY.
PLEASE EXCUSE MY INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.

I AM BARRISTER PHILIPS AJAYI, I REPRESENT MOHAMMED
ABACHA, SON OF THE LATE GEN. SANI ABACHA, WHO WAS THE
FORMER MILITARY HEAD OF STATE IN NIGERIA. HE DIED IN
1998. SINCE HIS, THE FAMILY HAS BEEN LOOSING A LOT OF
MONEY DUE TO VINDICTIVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO ARE
BENT ON DEALING WITH THE FAMILY. BASED ON THIS
THEREFORE, THE FAMILY HAS ASKED ME TO SEEK FOR A
FOREIGN PARTNER WHO CAN WORK WITH US AS TO MOVE OUT
THE TOTAL SUM OF US$75,000,000.00 ( SEVENTY FIVE
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS), PRESENTLY IN THEIR
POSSESSION. THIS MONEY WAS OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY THE
LATE PRESIDENT AND IS NOW KEPT SECRETLY BY THE FAMILY.

THE SWISS GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY FROZEN ALL THE
ACCOUNTS OF THE FAMILY IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME OTHER
COUNTRIES WOULD SOON FOLLOW TO DO THE SAME. THIS BID
BY SOME GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO DEAL WITH THIS FAMILY
HAS MADE IT NECESSARY THAT WE SEEK YOUR ASSISITANCE
TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY AND IN INVESTING IT ON BEHALF OF
THE FAMILY.


THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUST
ALL WORK TOGETHER.
SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL CASH, EXTRA SECURITY
MEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT IT FROM THEFT OR
SEIZURE, PENDING WHEN AGREEMENT IS REACHED ON WHEN AND
HOW TO MOVE IT INTO ANY OF YOUR NOMINATEDBANK
ACCOUNTS. I HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT ALL MODALITIES
FOR THE PEACEFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION. THE
TRANSACTION DEFINITELY WOULD BE HANDLED IN PHASES AND
THE FIRST PHASE WILL INVOLVE THE MOVING OF
US$25,000,000.00(TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS).

MY CLIENTS ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU A REASONABLE
PERCENTAGE OF THIS MONEY AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTION IS
CONCLUDED. I WILL, HOWEVER, BASED ON THE GROUNDS THAT
YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK WITH US AND ALSO ALL
CONTENTIOUS ISSUES DISCUSSED BEFORE THE COMMENCEMENT
OF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISCUSS YOUR
PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE START TO WORK. AS SOON AS I HEAR
FROM YOU, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AS TO
HOW WE INTEND TO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE TRANSACTION.

PLEASE, DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEARS, AS ALL NECESSARY
MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE, AND I ASSURE YOU OF ALL
SUCCESS AND SAFETY IN THIS TRANSACTION.

PLEASE, THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUTE
CONFIDENTIALITY AND YOU WOULD BE EXPECTED TO TREAT IT
AS SUCH UNTIL THE FUNDS ARE MOVED OUT OF THIS COUNTRY.

PLEASE, YOU WILL ALSO IGNORE THIS LETTER AND RESPECT
OUR TRUST IN YOU BY NOT EXPOSING THIS TRANSACTION,
EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.

ENDEAVOUR TO RESPOND THROUGH THIS MY CONFIDENTIAL
EMAIL ADDRESS:

philipajayi@netscape.net

I LOOK FORWARDS TO WORKING WITH YOU.

THANK YOU.

TRULY YOURS

BARRISTER PHILIPS AJAYI.
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Old 07-19-04, 11:47 AM
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send this fucker some of DaveW's virus
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Old 07-19-04, 11:52 AM
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Old 07-19-04, 11:57 AM
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meatpile has all the luck. :(
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Old 07-19-04, 12:03 PM
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you oughta fuck with them see if you can screw them outta some bucks.
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Old 07-19-04, 12:23 PM
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got this one today



ATTN:MANAGING DIRECTOR

You may be surprised to receive this mail from me since you don?t know me in person, but for the purpose of introduction. I am MRS.EVENLINE BABATU the wife of the late MR.PEDRO BABATU, who was murdered in a land dispute in Zimbabwe last year by president ROBERT MUGABE of ZIMBABWE LOYALLISTS IN SOUTH AFRICA REGOIN.I got your contact E-mail address while browsing in the internet through the website of investment opportunities and individual profiles in your
country.
well as a reliable and trustworthy individual to deal with, then I decided to write you. My husband was among the few black Zimbabwean rich farmers were murdered in cold blood by the agent of the ruling government of President ROBERT MUGABE for his alleged support and sympathy for Zimbabwean opposition party that is against MUGABE maltreatment of white farmers through his land reform act.

Before the death of my husband, he took my only son and me to South Africa to deposit the sum of US$10.5Million (Ten Million Five thousand United state Dollars) with a security and deposit company, as if he knew the looming ganger in Zimbabwe.

The money was declared and deposited as family and precious stone to avoid the security company from knowing that the real content of the box is money for security reasons. The money was earmarked for thepurchase of machinery and chemicals for my husband business. Problem arose when president ROBERT MUGABE
introduced a new land act, which did not favour the white rice farmers and some black rich farmers also which my husband is one of them.

This resulted to rampart killing of farmers by ROBERT MUGABE LOYALISTS of which my husband was one of the victims. I and my son Des are currently staying in South Africa as Asylum Seekers planning to transfer this money to a foreign country where we can invest it, I am faces with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in South Africa for fear of encountering the same experience in
future because of constant economic instability in Africa and more South African law does not give A! sylum Seekers investment opportunity.

This was why we decided to contact you. I must let you know that this business is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not necessary matter. So if you are willing to assist us to transfer this money out of South Africa to your bank account wherever for investment, I am my son have agreed to appoint
you the trustee of the fund and would give you 10% of the total money, 87% will be for ma and my family, he remaining 3% will be mapped out to offset for the out of the pocket that would be incurred by both you and us during the course of the transaction.Therefore, if you are willing and interested to render the needed assistance, endeavor to contact through my son Mr.Desmond BABATU at Phone number+ is 27-734227090 Also we need your phone and fax number for easy communication.

Remember that this highly confidential and the success of this business depend on how secret it is kept. Expecting your reply soonest.

Best regards.
MRS. EVELINE BABATU
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Old 07-19-04, 12:27 PM
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I like how Mrs. Babatu thinks $10.5 Million = Ten Million 5 Thousand Dollars. :xyzthumbs
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Old 07-19-04, 01:01 PM
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you oughta fuck with them see if you can screw them outta some bucks.
The website I posted earlier is to do just that.
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